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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | 'Mina: Bup! At recess today, I saw something green, and I caught a leperchaun!
/ BoxJam: Wow! That's great, honey... but it's Lep-RE-chaun... / [['Mina holds out a bloody green leg]]
/ BoxJam: Oh... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040317.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam staggers in the door, clothes torn and dirty, wet, and exhausted]]
/ BoxJam: Well, *gulp*...I'm back... / <<*Huff Huff*>> / Ms. BoxJam: Were you gone? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040531.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is watching TV]] / [[He vibrates]] / [[A floating BoxJam comes out of him]] / [[As floating BoxJam hovers, the TV vibrates]] / [[A floating TV, apparently out of the original TV, "stares" floating BoxJam down, and it taps its folded legs impatiently.]] / [[BoxJam watching TV - all 'out... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040607.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at the 'Wait Here' sign with the world]] / [[The sun is high in the sky]]
/ BoxJam: Hot enough for you? / World: Well, you know what they say... / World: It ain't the heat... / World: It's that you suck. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040614.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Do you worry we're not ready to get older? / BoxJam: EVERYTHING FROM MY FORMATIVE YEARS WAS GREAT! EVERYTHING TODAY SUCKS! / BoxJam: No. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040621.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: I wonder what we might do that would change the whole world for the better... / BoxJam: Oh, I've given up on anything so lofty...I just want to die having given more than I've taken from this life... / [[on high, God is stifling a laugh as he stands in front of the "BoxJam" scoreboard -... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040628.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits on a bench next to a giant spider reading a newspaper. A bird pecks at the ground.]] / [[BoxJam looks right.]] / [[BoxJam looks left.]] / [[BoxJam looks down.]] / [[BoxJam looks to the sitting giant spider.]]
/ BoxJam: So... If a fella was interested in getting super powers...
/ Spider:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040701.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{This is a guest strip done by a guy who calls himself "Lord Emsworth. It's done with photographs.}}
/ Sign: Wait here.
/ [[Blue and orange balloon-toys that look like BoxJam and Orange Guy stand by it.]] / [[Pause.]] / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040702.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam really struggles to drag the trash to the can.]] / [[He stops to rest.]]
/ BoxJam: *HUFF* *HUFF* / [[He considers the trash bag.]]
/ BoxJam: ? / [[He drags something out of the bag]]
/ << *scoot* *scoot* >> / [[He has pulled the family boat out of the trash bag. He stares, dumbfounded.]] / [[He... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040708.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I can't believe you were going to throw away the car!
/ Ms. BoxJam: "Were going to?" You think we're not now? / BoxJam: Of course we're not! It's the car!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh, good to know... When's "lights out," warden? / BoxJam: It was the car! Don't you understand you don't just toss a car in... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040712.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A lidded trash can.
/ Hands and a head peer out from the side.
/ BoxJam opens the lid emphatically, and looks inside closely.
/ He gets up and reaches into the can and begins to pull something out.
/ His house.]] / [[Holding his entire house still partly in the trash]]
/ BoxJam: I can't stand it... I... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040719.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Litle BoxJam is holding a toy plane, and is talking with another boy who wears glasses.]]
/ Little BoxJam: Yeah, my Dad hasn't gone as far as he should have - he should have been a huge success... / [[Little BoxJam holds the plane over his head like it's flying. Both boys look up at it.]]
/ Little BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040726.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam sit and converse over drinks.]]
/ Mallethead: Windy City.
/ BoxJam: The Second City. / Mallethead: That Toddling Town.
/ BoxJam: The City that Works. / Mallethead: Gem of the Prairie.
/ BoxJam: City with Big Shoulders. / Mallethead: City in a Garden. / BoxJam: Hog Butcher to... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040802.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is standing next to the 'wait here' sign next to a short winged guy with a sack with a tooth, and a sack with a $]] / [[BoxJam is standing next to the 'wait here' sign next to a short winged guy with a sack with a tooth, and a sack with a $]] / BoxJam: What do you do with all the teeth, anyhow?
/ Tooth... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040809.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxes of "DINO BONZ", with a sign: Dinosaur Bones--75% off!]]
/ BoxJam: Whoa--that's a great deal!
/ Ms. BoxJam--We don't use dinosaur bones... / BoxJam: I'm glad we came here--I can't believe that price on dinosaur bones!
/ Ms. BoxJam--We don't ever use dinosaur bones... / [[At home. BoxJam has built... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040816.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and the kids at a museum]]
/ "Humans have long marvelled at the miracle of SHADOWS... Mysterious, seemingly inexplicable phenomena that attach to objects AND COLOR PATCHES OF GROUND DARK!" / Sign: People who are mostly dead now used to entertain with shadows by making usually bird shapes with... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040823.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Alien: Pardon me... You have to come with me... / Alien: I'm an archetypal alien bent on world domination...
/ BoxJam: You're suitably grotesque... and the absence of arms both shocks and hints at vulnerability... / Alien: Thanks for noticing... I wanted a bit of that... Adds to the mystique...
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040827.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Title: "I'm Cooler Than You" Esoteric Theater Company Presents... / BoxJam: What're we gonna do about "The General"?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Navigate her. You need pork pie. / Caption: "I'm Cooler Than You" Esoteric Theater Company sincerely hopes you were unable to derive any "easy laughs" from this drawing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040830.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at a dais]]
/ BoxJam: My opponent both has the most liberal voting record in the history of everything, AND constantly flip-flops! / [[Ms. BoxJam walks up]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: That's patently ridiculous!
/ BoxJam: Huh? / Ms. BoxJam: If he's been on both sides of so many issues, how could his voting... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040913.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Fall is basically here...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... the kids are planning the Hallowe'en costumes already... / BoxJam: Wow... holiday season is almost upon us... then a brand new year...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yep... / BoxJam: Seventy or eighty of these isn't enough...
/ Ms. BoxJam: No... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040920.html |
| A BoxJam Christmas Carol | *Various confusing actions that are supposed to be the family acting out the 'Y' 'M' 'C' 'A' chorus* http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040927.html |
| Ms. BoxJam's painting | [[Ms. BoxJam is painting, and keeps sticking out her thumb as though to gauge proportion of the subject]] / [[Last panel we see the canvas - it's a painting of Ms. BoxJam's thumb.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041004.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I think there's something under the ottoman...
/ Ms. BoxJam: It's my great-great-great-grandmother on my maternal grandfather's side... / BoxJam: What's your ancestor doing under the ottoman?
/ I've started doing genealogy... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041011.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I counted seven crosses on the side of the highway in eighty miles...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, it's a dangerous stretch of road... / [[beat]] / BoxJam: So, are Jews and atheists and everybody else better drivers, or just more tasteful? / {{After more than 5 years of drawing the comic, this is the... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041018.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: ... and she says it's all due to that arch-villain, Bunny-From-The-Future!
/ Ms. BoxJam: That fiend! ... she won't entertain the notion that she just left the bath water on when she shouldn't have? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041025.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Sandwich-board: Sale! Valu-Town closing 40%-70% off / Sandwich-board #2: Valu-Town will not close its doors! / Sandwich-board #3: Claims Valu-Town not closing slanderous! / [[Pause.]] / BoxJam: These 527's are getting out of hand!
/ Sandwich-board #4: Valu-Town in bed with Osama http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam stands in line - ahead in the line is a sign that says 'VOTE!']]
/ BoxJam: With all the reports of mistakes, intimidation and fraud going on, I hope America's true voice is going to be heard! / BoxJam: I mean, most American's are good, but it's scary how few "baddies" it takes to subvert the... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Uh... hello...
/ Brudder: Clifford Montford BoxJam, I think. I'm your ancestor everyone called "Brudder"... / BoxJam: Oh, yeah... Aunt Martha used to talk about you... I... don't know much about you...
/ Brudder: You're the last person on earth who knows anything about me... and you're not sure... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I'm just going to wait and see how these various misunderstandings among religions work themselves out... / 3000 YEARS LATER http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Sir Celery: I'm Sir Celery
/ Miss Parsley: I'm Miss Parsley...
/ Onion Twins: We are the Onion Twins! / Ms. BoxJam: That's just an old "Tuna Twist" commercial! There was never a version of "Vegetarian Clue"! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20041122.html |
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