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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: There's a blog entirely dedicated to the proposition that the penultimate panel of a comic should not be wordless. / [[silence]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{An Inconvenient Truth}} / An Inconvenient Truth / BoxJam: Everything Happens for a reason / Caption: However, most of them are arbitrary and have nothing to do with what's "Best" in the "long run."
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam talks to a bird.]] / BoxJam: I wonder what you think about all day... / Bird (in the style of Woodstock(from Peanuts)'s speech: ||||||||||| |||||||||||... / BoxJam: Copyright infringement? Really?
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and the kids outside the door of a man's house - 'Mina is a doctor; Little BoxJam is a vampire.]] / Kids: Trick or Treat! / Kids: Thank you! / [[The kids have left. BoxJam's still standing there with an open bag.]] / Man: What are you supposed to be? / BoxJam: You without a sense of self-w...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam standing, knitting]] / [[Ms. BoxJam appears, looks at the knitting]] / BoxJam: Cheese!
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam watches tv]] / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / TV: You know what it is Andy? It's skullduggery, is what it is! / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / BoxJam: Heh heh.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is knitting something, maybe a flag.]] / BoxJam: Wednesday's doodle showed me knitting this and saying "Cheese!" I got a lot of emails from people who didn't get it ... / BoxJam: I MEANT to say, "All of you are idiots, and the biggest idiots of all are the soldiers serving our country in Iraq"...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{An Inconvenient Truth}} / Title: An Inconvenient Truth / [[BoxJam is wearing a porkpie hat and a button, giving the "thumbs up"]] / Caption: People really are staring.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{An Inconvenient Truth}} / Title: Wacky, Wild Inconvenient Truth / [[BoxJam looks wild as he eats a human leg. A dead guy lays at his feet.]] / Caption: This ticket is non-refundable.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam at his desk. A bell rings]] / Bell: << *BRRRRRNNNNG* >> / [[BoxJam in a group of people laying out nap mats]] / Guy next to BoxJam: Hey - that's not a real nap mat...that's just a yoga mat! / BoxJam: My wife said we didn't need to spend money on a nap mat when she has a perfectly good yoga mat...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam in his car, speeding away from something]] / BoxJam: ! / [[BoxJam looks alarmed at a road sign]] / Sign: Road ends - whompin' huge cliff ahead / [[Real photo of cliffs, with a tiny BoxJam in a BoxJam car going over]] / [[Real photo of explosions, with tiny BoxJam fleeing]] / [[BoxJam is covered...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam watching TV]] / TV: With 92% of precincts reporting, the Democratic candidate maintains a 52% lead... / TV: Now with 98% reporting, that lead is 53 to 46%...still too close to call... / Another voice on TV: Too close to call? With 98% in, isn't it mathematically impossible to- / Voice on TV:...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam on phone]] / BoxJam: You so fat your name should be Bruce BUTTER... / [[Ms. BoxJam and a zombie enter]] / Ms. BoxJam: Hey, there's a zombie after us...could you do something about it? / Zombie: Brains... / [[BoxJam produces a snack]] / BoxJam: Well, I do have this Hostings(r) fruit pie... / [[The...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam, arms bound, being led by a cop.]] / Caption: Slylock Fox has put many innocents behind bars.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to a sign that says "Cheese."]] / [[He takes a taste of the sign.]]
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: I went to bed last night ready to take 'Mina to the first day of first grade, and this morning I wake up and she's starting sixth! / Ms. BoxJam: Yes, our lives sure fly by... / [[BoxJam grabs his wife.]] / BoxJam: No...listen to me! I went to bed...first grade. Now it's sixth. I've MISSED five...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam (in crude lettering): If you're going to be a teacher of young kids, one thing you should have to do is spend a day where you make all the letters backward. Bottom to top, right to left... / Ms. BoxJam: Why? / BoxJam: And people watch them like HAWKS, to ridicule them whenever they did it WRONG... / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Bearded guy and BoxJam-looking guy]] / Bearded Guy: So my kids got the Wii system this weekend... / BoxJam-looking guy: Really? What games did they get? / Bearded Guy: I forget..."Zelda, Corn of Goodness," or something... / BoxJam-looking guy: "Corn of Goodness"!? Oh, man, you never fail to say something...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam with a beard]] / BoxJam with a beard: Honey - I'm home! / Ms. BoxJam: Good, because the kids are-who are you? / BoxJam with a beard: I'm your husband. / [[She stares at him.]] / [[She throws her arms around him.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Oh Thank God! I always knew BoxJam couldn't be my REAL husband I...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam and a BoxJam-like man stand facing each other]] / Ms. BoxJam: You can't be BoxJam- He doesn't have a beard! / Bearded man: Try me. / Ms. BoxJam: I have a brother who lives in Alaska. Do you know him? / Bearded Man: No, more like Fairbanks. / Ms. BoxJam: This is just sad.
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam looks at a box of cereal]] / BoxJam: "Regular K?"
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A dog party. A BIG dog party. Dogs playing tennis, playing catch, playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey," setting off fireworks, eating cake. BoxJam is disguised as a dog and looks nervous.]] / BoxJam (thinking): I wonder if anybody suspects...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Grover's head smiles in the top right corner]] / Title: There is a BoxJam at the end of this comic! / [[Bottom Right: BoxJam holds a garbage bag and smokes a cigarette angrily. Next to him, Grover sits and reads the newspaper, bored.]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Title: Can You find 6 Differences Between the Two Panels? / [[Panel on the left shows BoxJam walking along a fence, with Ms. BoxJam leaning in to explain something. A broken egg is falling toward him, and somebody is peering around the end of the fence at him.]] / [[Panel on the right is BoxJam giving...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam is looking at clothes]] / BoxJam: Given that "dark matter" is a construct to explain why edges of galaxies spin as fast as centers, and that it presents the problem of 90% of the mass of a galaxy presently missing... / BoxJam: I'm inclined to think dark matter doesn't exist, and gravity...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam]] / BoxJam: Don't say anything for a long time... / [[Inset: Later...]] / [[BoxJam indicates the 'Later...' inset]] / BoxJam: See? / Little BoxJam: Wow! That's cool! / [[BoxJam points at the bottom right hand corner.]] / BoxJam: OK, now just make sure not to say a punchline and... / Little...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is talking to a beaver]] / BoxJam: ...Just a two car garage, but we'd also like storage space in it...maybe a steep angled roof so we can have a sort of "attic" in the garage... / [[silence]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: What am I DOING? I'm going crazy asking a- / Beaver: Fourteen grand. No custom...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is looking hard at a pile of timber in the shape of a lodge with an opening, with a beaver]] / Caption: Contemplating buying the attached dam upgrade
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam is leafing through the mail]] / Ms. BoxJam: Bills, junk... Oh- your "No Confidence" magazine came... / [[BoxJam jumps for joy]] / [[BoxJam starts reading the magazine]] / BoxJam: "Fifteen Tips That May Or May Not Help You Meet New People" / BoxJam: You'd think they'd check that out first...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is reading a magazine]] / Magazine: NO Confidence Magazine Presents 100 Ways to Show Your Husband He's Worthless / 1. Call Him, just to complain. / 2. Hold a door open just until he gets there. / 3. Call him the laziest son-of-a-**** in the world. / 4. Mention how his chewing makes you nauseous. / 5....
 

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