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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: There's a blog entirely dedicated to the proposition that the penultimate panel of a comic should not be wordless. / [[silence]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061025.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ An Inconvenient Truth
/ BoxJam: Everything Happens for a reason
/ Caption: However, most of them are arbitrary and have nothing to do with what's "Best" in the "long run." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061029.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam talks to a bird.]]
/ BoxJam: I wonder what you think about all day... / Bird (in the style of Woodstock(from Peanuts)'s speech: ||||||||||| |||||||||||... / BoxJam: Copyright infringement? Really? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061030.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and the kids outside the door of a man's house - 'Mina is a doctor; Little BoxJam is a vampire.]]
/ Kids: Trick or Treat! / Kids: Thank you! / [[The kids have left. BoxJam's still standing there with an open bag.]] / Man: What are you supposed to be?
/ BoxJam: You without a sense of self-w... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061031.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam standing, knitting]] / [[Ms. BoxJam appears, looks at the knitting]]
/ BoxJam: Cheese! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam watches tv]] / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / TV: You know what it is Andy? It's skullduggery, is what it is! / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / BoxJam: Heh heh. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is knitting something, maybe a flag.]]
/ BoxJam: Wednesday's doodle showed me knitting this and saying "Cheese!" I got a lot of emails from people who didn't get it ... / BoxJam: I MEANT to say, "All of you are idiots, and the biggest idiots of all are the soldiers serving our country in Iraq"... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061103.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ Title: An Inconvenient Truth
/ [[BoxJam is wearing a porkpie hat and a button, giving the "thumbs up"]]
/ Caption: People really are staring. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061104.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ Title: Wacky, Wild Inconvenient Truth
/ [[BoxJam looks wild as he eats a human leg. A dead guy lays at his feet.]]
/ Caption: This ticket is non-refundable. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at his desk. A bell rings]]
/ Bell: << *BRRRRRNNNNG* >> / [[BoxJam in a group of people laying out nap mats]]
/ Guy next to BoxJam: Hey - that's not a real nap mat...that's just a yoga mat! / BoxJam: My wife said we didn't need to spend money on a nap mat when she has a perfectly good yoga mat... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam in his car, speeding away from something]]
/ BoxJam: ! / [[BoxJam looks alarmed at a road sign]]
/ Sign: Road ends - whompin' huge cliff ahead / [[Real photo of cliffs, with a tiny BoxJam in a BoxJam car going over]] / [[Real photo of explosions, with tiny BoxJam fleeing]] / [[BoxJam is covered... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam watching TV]]
/ TV: With 92% of precincts reporting, the Democratic candidate maintains a 52% lead... / TV: Now with 98% reporting, that lead is 53 to 46%...still too close to call... / Another voice on TV: Too close to call? With 98% in, isn't it mathematically impossible to-
/ Voice on TV:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam on phone]]
/ BoxJam: You so fat your name should be Bruce BUTTER... / [[Ms. BoxJam and a zombie enter]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hey, there's a zombie after us...could you do something about it?
/ Zombie: Brains... / [[BoxJam produces a snack]]
/ BoxJam: Well, I do have this Hostings(r) fruit pie... / [[The... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam, arms bound, being led by a cop.]]
/ Caption: Slylock Fox has put many innocents behind bars. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to a sign that says "Cheese."]] / [[He takes a taste of the sign.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I went to bed last night ready to take 'Mina to the first day of first grade, and this morning I wake up and she's starting sixth!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, our lives sure fly by... / [[BoxJam grabs his wife.]]
/ BoxJam: No...listen to me! I went to bed...first grade. Now it's sixth. I've MISSED five... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061116.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam (in crude lettering): If you're going to be a teacher of young kids, one thing you should have to do is spend a day where you make all the letters backward. Bottom to top, right to left...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Why? / BoxJam: And people watch them like HAWKS, to ridicule them whenever they did it WRONG...
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061117.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Bearded guy and BoxJam-looking guy]]
/ Bearded Guy: So my kids got the Wii system this weekend...
/ BoxJam-looking guy: Really? What games did they get? / Bearded Guy: I forget..."Zelda, Corn of Goodness," or something...
/ BoxJam-looking guy: "Corn of Goodness"!? Oh, man, you never fail to say something... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061120.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam with a beard]]
/ BoxJam with a beard: Honey - I'm home! / Ms. BoxJam: Good, because the kids are-who are you?
/ BoxJam with a beard: I'm your husband. / [[She stares at him.]] / [[She throws her arms around him.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh Thank God! I always knew BoxJam couldn't be my REAL husband I... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061121.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and a BoxJam-like man stand facing each other]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You can't be BoxJam- He doesn't have a beard!
/ Bearded man: Try me. / Ms. BoxJam: I have a brother who lives in Alaska. Do you know him?
/ Bearded Man: No, more like Fairbanks. / Ms. BoxJam: This is just sad. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061122.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam looks at a box of cereal]]
/ BoxJam: "Regular K?" http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061124.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A dog party. A BIG dog party. Dogs playing tennis, playing catch, playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey," setting off fireworks, eating cake. BoxJam is disguised as a dog and looks nervous.]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I wonder if anybody suspects... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061127.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Grover's head smiles in the top right corner]]
/ Title: There is a BoxJam at the end of this comic! / [[Bottom Right: BoxJam holds a garbage bag and smokes a cigarette angrily. Next to him, Grover sits and reads the newspaper, bored.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061128.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Title: Can You find 6 Differences Between the Two Panels? / [[Panel on the left shows BoxJam walking along a fence, with Ms. BoxJam leaning in to explain something. A broken egg is falling toward him, and somebody is peering around the end of the fence at him.]] / [[Panel on the right is BoxJam giving... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061204.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is looking at clothes]]
/ BoxJam: Given that "dark matter" is a construct to explain why edges of galaxies spin as fast as centers, and that it presents the problem of 90% of the mass of a galaxy presently missing... / BoxJam: I'm inclined to think dark matter doesn't exist, and gravity... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061205.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Don't say anything for a long time... / [[Inset: Later...]]
/ [[BoxJam indicates the 'Later...' inset]]
/ BoxJam: See?
/ Little BoxJam: Wow! That's cool! / [[BoxJam points at the bottom right hand corner.]]
/ BoxJam: OK, now just make sure not to say a punchline and...
/ Little... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061206.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is talking to a beaver]]
/ BoxJam: ...Just a two car garage, but we'd also like storage space in it...maybe a steep angled roof so we can have a sort of "attic" in the garage... / [[silence]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: What am I DOING? I'm going crazy asking a-
/ Beaver: Fourteen grand. No custom... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061207.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is looking hard at a pile of timber in the shape of a lodge with an opening, with a beaver]]
/ Caption: Contemplating buying the attached dam upgrade http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061208.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is leafing through the mail]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Bills, junk... Oh- your "No Confidence" magazine came...
/ [[BoxJam jumps for joy]] / [[BoxJam starts reading the magazine]]
/ BoxJam: "Fifteen Tips That May Or May Not Help You Meet New People" / BoxJam: You'd think they'd check that out first... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061211.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading a magazine]]
/ Magazine: NO Confidence Magazine Presents 100 Ways to Show Your Husband He's Worthless
/ 1. Call Him, just to complain.
/ 2. Hold a door open just until he gets there.
/ 3. Call him the laziest son-of-a-**** in the world.
/ 4. Mention how his chewing makes you nauseous.
/ 5.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061212.html |
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