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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam's head is well below his shoulders]]
/ BoxJam: Ahhhh... / [[BoxJam puts his head back in place as his family arrives]]
/ BoxJam: Hellooo...
/ Caption: I'm not ready to tell the family yet. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990914.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is working with a blob of clay]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I want hair like mine.
/ BoxJam: Then I call the face shape. / Ms. BoxJam: Maybe I should specify -- I want arms.
/ BoxJam: I'm gettin' to it. / Ms. BoxJam: Nice job on the back. You know it's supposed to be a girl...
/ BoxJam: Little BoxJam wanted... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990915.html |
| Right Thing To Say | I wonder what was the right thing to say... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990916.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | It's weird how quickly your house will fall apart if you don't keep up with the maintenance. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990917.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Little BoxJam: So we're here?
/ BoxJam: Yes. / Little BoxJam: Why doesn't the lake fall on us? / Have you ever tried to explain a map to a kid? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990920.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Everyone else in the family is sick with the floating orbs. Just today, a couple of bubbles appeared around my head too. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990921.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Tolja they wouldn't notice... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990922.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Keep your hands on the bird, Baba... / This is the first time we've let him take his bird on the road. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990923.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam looks good in a baseball cap, doesn't she? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990924.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | I'm getting so old that my feelings toward Sarah Michelle Gellar are paternal. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990927.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Pilot's seat view of the only flight of little BoxJam's popsicle-stick airplane. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990928.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Yeah, she's growing, all right. / BoxJam: Before we know it, she'll be going to the prom... / BoxJam: Getting degrees... / BoxJam: Watching her kids grow up and leave her... / BoxJam: And one day looking around and realizing that too many people she loves have died... / Ms. BoxJam: Uh, do... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990929.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Can't you even find some decent paper!? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19990930.html |
| boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991001.html | Ms. BoxJam: Could you please not pour drinks into your eye sockets in public? / BoxJam: But absorbtion through the lower face takes so long... |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Yeah, that sounds great. Let's go shopping for muumuu's at the mall. / [[BoxJam's dialogue falls to the bottom of the picture]] / [[BoxJam's dialogue lies in a pile at the bottom of the picture]] / [[BoxJam's pile of dialogue becomes bugs and crawls away in all directions.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991004.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam, as a spider, leaps on BoxJam from behind.]] / [[BoxJam has been wrapped by in spider silk by the arachnid form of Ms. BoxJam, who is now perched on top of his cocoon.]]
/ BoxJam: I really didn't see that one coming. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991005.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam plays ball]]
/ Little BoxJam: Ball ball, bo ball, fee fie mo ball, ball! / [[Little BoxJam eats dinner]]
/ Little BoxJam: Be bie po pasta, fanana bana pasta, pasta! / [[Little BoxJam takes a bath]]
/ Little BoxJam: Bath a bath a matha fee fie fo batha, bath! / [[BoxJam reads a bedtime... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991006.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[a tiny BoxJam lingers on a bedpost over a sleeping Ms. BoxJam]]
/ Wait a minute - I don't even think I want to wake her... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991007.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam drawn over top of George Washington on a dollar bill]]
/ BoxJam: Yeah, it's vain, but you gotta admit I look good. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991008.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hum...
/ Ms. BoxJam: What? / BoxJam: Remember that "home movie" you and I made?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / BoxJam: I think we just returned it.
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991011.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: wow
/ Ms. BoxJam: HuH / BoxJam: ...yadot ffo sleef gnihtemoS
/ Ms. BoxJam: ...eulc a evah I http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991012.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJamina looks at something that looks like half a BoxJam head on the floor]]
/ BoxJam-ina: Aaahh! Aaahh! / BoxJam: Why is an overturned grapefruit and two hard boiled eggs upsetting you, BoxJam-ina? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991013.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sets down a glass while Mallethead watches]] / [[They hide behind a doorway and watch.]] / [[Ms. BoxJam rises up out of the floor.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Could somebody please remember to not leave things lying around?
/ Mallethead: Wow...
/ BoxJam: Told you... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991014.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: You should have yelled "fore."
/ Ms. BoxJam: You don't do that in basketball... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991015.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is seated while reading a newspaper positioned in front of his face. Ms. BoxJam w/briefcase is standing to his right. ]]
/ BoxJam: What are you teaching tonight?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Developmental stages. Tonight I'm covering pre-operational. / [[BoxJam has moved the paper, partially folded, to his... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991018.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are dressed vaudevillian]]
/ BoxJam: Say, Ms. BoxJam - what do you call a muumuu that's dry-clean only?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I don't know, BoxJam, what do you call it? / [[There's a coffee ring on the picture]]
/ BoxJam: Oh for God's sake. We can't work like this.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Especially... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991019.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam recline in a giant BoxJam head]]
/ BoxJam: Do you hear the ocean?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I think it's blood-flow.
/ I can just tell I'm going to wake up with a headache. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991020.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam watch TV]]
/ BoxJam: Another lame-o story where somebody travels back in time and the future gets changed. You just know how it's going to turn out...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh yeah? Tell me how it turns out. / BoxJam: Germans win World War II. Nazis are running in the streets.
/ Ms BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991021.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I hate to say it, but tec-vests look kind of dumb... / [[Mallethead pulls BoxJam's head off]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991022.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam-ina lies splayed off the side of her riding bird]]
/ BoxJam-ina: Aaah! Aaah!
/ Caption: Obviously too soon to remove the training legs. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991025.html |
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