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|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam's head is well below his shoulders]] / BoxJam: Ahhhh... / [[BoxJam puts his head back in place as his family arrives]] / BoxJam: Hellooo... / Caption: I'm not ready to tell the family yet.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam is working with a blob of clay]] / Ms. BoxJam: I want hair like mine. / BoxJam: Then I call the face shape. / Ms. BoxJam: Maybe I should specify -- I want arms. / BoxJam: I'm gettin' to it. / Ms. BoxJam: Nice job on the back. You know it's supposed to be a girl... / BoxJam: Little BoxJam wanted...|
|Right Thing To Say||I wonder what was the right thing to say...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||It's weird how quickly your house will fall apart if you don't keep up with the maintenance.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Little BoxJam: So we're here? / BoxJam: Yes. / Little BoxJam: Why doesn't the lake fall on us? / Have you ever tried to explain a map to a kid?|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Everyone else in the family is sick with the floating orbs. Just today, a couple of bubbles appeared around my head too.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Tolja they wouldn't notice...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Keep your hands on the bird, Baba... / This is the first time we've let him take his bird on the road.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Ms. BoxJam looks good in a baseball cap, doesn't she?|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||I'm getting so old that my feelings toward Sarah Michelle Gellar are paternal.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Pilot's seat view of the only flight of little BoxJam's popsicle-stick airplane.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Yeah, she's growing, all right. / BoxJam: Before we know it, she'll be going to the prom... / BoxJam: Getting degrees... / BoxJam: Watching her kids grow up and leave her... / BoxJam: And one day looking around and realizing that too many people she loves have died... / Ms. BoxJam: Uh, do...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Can't you even find some decent paper!?|
|boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991001.html||Ms. BoxJam: Could you please not pour drinks into your eye sockets in public? / BoxJam: But absorbtion through the lower face takes so long...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Yeah, that sounds great. Let's go shopping for muumuu's at the mall. / [[BoxJam's dialogue falls to the bottom of the picture]] / [[BoxJam's dialogue lies in a pile at the bottom of the picture]] / [[BoxJam's pile of dialogue becomes bugs and crawls away in all directions.]] / Ms. BoxJam:...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[Ms. BoxJam, as a spider, leaps on BoxJam from behind.]] / [[BoxJam has been wrapped by in spider silk by the arachnid form of Ms. BoxJam, who is now perched on top of his cocoon.]] / BoxJam: I really didn't see that one coming.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[Little BoxJam plays ball]] / Little BoxJam: Ball ball, bo ball, fee fie mo ball, ball! / [[Little BoxJam eats dinner]] / Little BoxJam: Be bie po pasta, fanana bana pasta, pasta! / [[Little BoxJam takes a bath]] / Little BoxJam: Bath a bath a matha fee fie fo batha, bath! / [[BoxJam reads a bedtime...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[a tiny BoxJam lingers on a bedpost over a sleeping Ms. BoxJam]] / Wait a minute - I don't even think I want to wake her...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam drawn over top of George Washington on a dollar bill]] / BoxJam: Yeah, it's vain, but you gotta admit I look good.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Hum...
/ Ms. BoxJam: What? / BoxJam: Remember that "home movie" you and I made?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / BoxJam: I think we just returned it.
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: wow / Ms. BoxJam: HuH / BoxJam: ...yadot ffo sleef gnihtemoS / Ms. BoxJam: ...eulc a evah I|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJamina looks at something that looks like half a BoxJam head on the floor]] / BoxJam-ina: Aaahh! Aaahh! / BoxJam: Why is an overturned grapefruit and two hard boiled eggs upsetting you, BoxJam-ina?|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam sets down a glass while Mallethead watches]] / [[They hide behind a doorway and watch.]] / [[Ms. BoxJam rises up out of the floor.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Could somebody please remember to not leave things lying around? / Mallethead: Wow... / BoxJam: Told you...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: You should have yelled "fore." / Ms. BoxJam: You don't do that in basketball...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam is seated while reading a newspaper positioned in front of his face. Ms. BoxJam w/briefcase is standing to his right. ]] / BoxJam: What are you teaching tonight? / Ms. BoxJam: Developmental stages. Tonight I'm covering pre-operational. / [[BoxJam has moved the paper, partially folded, to his...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are dressed vaudevillian]] / BoxJam: Say, Ms. BoxJam - what do you call a muumuu that's dry-clean only? / Ms. BoxJam: I don't know, BoxJam, what do you call it? / [[There's a coffee ring on the picture]] / BoxJam: Oh for God's sake. We can't work like this. / Ms. BoxJam: Especially...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam recline in a giant BoxJam head]] / BoxJam: Do you hear the ocean? / Ms. BoxJam: I think it's blood-flow. / I can just tell I'm going to wake up with a headache.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam watch TV]] / BoxJam: Another lame-o story where somebody travels back in time and the future gets changed. You just know how it's going to turn out... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh yeah? Tell me how it turns out. / BoxJam: Germans win World War II. Nazis are running in the streets. / Ms BoxJam:...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: I hate to say it, but tec-vests look kind of dumb... / [[Mallethead pulls BoxJam's head off]]
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam-ina lies splayed off the side of her riding bird]] / BoxJam-ina: Aaah! Aaah! / Caption: Obviously too soon to remove the training legs.|
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