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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Well kids, we've watched the caterpillar grow, spin a cocoon, and develop into a beautiful butterfly. / BoxJam: Today, we introduce our friend to the wild. Be free! / / 'Mina: Gaaahh!
/ Little BoxJam: Get 'im! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000811.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is reading]]
/ BoxJam [[from other room]]: ... But the little bug had nowhere left to go / [[Ms. BoxJam looks up from her book.]]
/ BoxJam [[from other room]]: So he waited for the T-16 bus, and got on next to a dragonfly. / BoxJam: "Where you headed?" asked the Dragonfly.
/ "I don't care,"... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000814.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam's heads barely stick up over water]] / [[Same picture, but the sun has gotten lower]] / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam stand on dry land. The moon is up]]
/ BoxJam: Boy, that daytime humidity is something else again... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000815.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is cooking]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Could you get me the hourglass timer? It's in the colonial tableau desk bureau stand. / [[BoxJam walks away]] / [[BoxJam is trying to hide under the bed]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): God, please tell me what a colonial desk tableau-whatever is. Or just kill me. Either... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000816.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sit at a table - Ms. BoxJam is eating]]
/ BoxJam: Little BoxJa asked me to do a triathlon against him. / BoxJam: He said it was your idea - to give us guys a chance to have some time together - biking, running, skating... / BoxJam: Well, it was a chance for me to feel old, experience... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000817.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has a hole burned in his head, and two in his torso]]
/ BoxJam: OK, so the sublime excellence of "Rollerball" doesn't make it the family's favorite movie rental...I see that now... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000818.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam stand with a stepladder and giant ink pad. Mallethead's face is covered in black. There are several Mallethead-face stampings on the ceiling.]]
/ Mallethead: SUDDENLY I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY EITHER. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000821.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Mallethead: YO, BOXJAM, WANNA GO GRAB A COUPLE BEERS?
/ BoxJam: No, thanks, Mallet... / Mallethead: SHE'S GOT YOU ON A SHORT LEASH, HUH?
/ BoxJam: No, no, nothing like that... / [[Mallethead walks away, as BoxJam reaches for his neck]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): It's an invisible fence collar... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000822.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam and Ms. Boxjam sit at the base of a tree.]] / Ms. Boxjam: What're you thinking about? / Boxjam: I was just feeling sorry for us, because we have to grow old... / [[Ms. Boxjam takes Boxjam's hand.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000823.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. Boxjam and Boxjam sit by each other.]] / Mallethead: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING? / Ms. Boxjam: Growing old. / [[Pause.]] / Boxjam: This sucks. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000824.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Little Boxjam: Hey! What're you guys doing?
/ Ms. Boxjam: Growing old. / Little Boxjam: What? Growing old isn't something you have to do; it happens gradually while you're doing everything else! / Ms. Boxjam: It isn't? It does?
/ Little Boxjam: Yeah! Stand up and live! / Boxjam: (This still sucks.) http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000825.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam points at the screen.]]
/ Boxjam: This is for everybody who never picked me in the 'elephants-chain-together' song for the whole year, even though we sang it at the end of every music class. / [[Boxjam quivers with fury.]] / Boxjam: [[arms folded]] I'll talk about it later. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000828.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. Boxjam: Hey hon - wanna go to a new Rodin exhibit this weekend?
/ Boxjam: Sure! / [[Ms. Boxjam imagines them looking at The Thinker and The Lovers.]]
/ [[Boxjam imagines them looking at a huge hanging model of a flying monster - "Rodan."]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000829.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Title: The BoxJam Opera / [[BoxJam holds a spear. Ms. BoxJam holds a shield and spear. They and Little BoxJam stand in front of a mountain prop.]]
/ BoxJam: My love for you is undying! I will go up the mountain and fight the monster!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Sounds good! Protect us here below!
/ Little BoxJam: Be... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000830.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Cap'n BoxJam's Optical Illusions! / Caption: Double Vision!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Which muumuu looks better, honestly?
/ A: No. Honestly. Try again. / Caption: Puzzle from the South Pacific!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Which rattan thing would look better in the living room by the "Preacher's Lamp"?
/ A: If you're not going... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000831.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, dramatically lit, look up at the night sky filled with BoxJam heads.]]
/ BoxJam: You don't think they're here for us, do you? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000901.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam hands Little BoxJam a book]]
/ BoxJam: Hey, your mom and I need to talk - why don't you look for Waldo for a while? / BoxJam: There - that should give us a couple hours!
/ Ms. BoxJam: A couple hours!? / BoxJam: Yeah - that wasn't a "Where's Waldo?: book! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000904.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam are at the bar]]
/ Mallethead: I'M REALLY FILLED WITH SELF-DOUBT LATELY. / Mallethead: I STAMP MY FACE. THAT'S ALL I DO. *THAT'S* WHAT I'M GOOD AT. I'M NOT GOOD AT *ANYTHING* ELSE. / Mallethead: MY LIFE HAS BEEN REDUCED TO STAMPING. WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT I CAN ONLY DO ONE STUPID... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000905.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking - Ms. BoxJam has a bag of trash]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Are you still feeling like you're not good
/ at anything?
/ BoxJam: Yeah. But I called a 'life coach' like you suggested. / [[BoxJam is now holding the bag of trash]]
/ BoxJam: He said everybody's good at something, and... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000906.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: I know you're still depressed, so we're going to talk about things you do well. What do you do well? / BoxJam: Oh, I don't know...I can't think of anything I do well...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Sure you can! You're good at lots of stuff! I want you to name something you're proud of! / BoxJam: Proud... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000907.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is following behind BoxJam as he walks away looking upset]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'm sorry I said your comic strip wasn't good. it
/ is good.
/ BoxJam: no, you're right. I've been doing it for a year and a half, and don't have the audience some brand new strips do. / [[BoxJam gets a beer from the... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000908.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is standing one legged on a pole in the water, his legs and arms up all 'Karate Kid' style]]
/ BoxJam: See the victory. See the victory. See the victory. / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are standing together]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: About that argument we were having - you're wrong.
/ BoxJam: I'm sorry. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000911.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading Little BoxJam a bed time story and is looking mad]]
/ BoxJam: "...who was the last of the magical flying beavers." Yeuhh, how trite. I hate that! / BoxJam: "Last of the." It's such a cheap, easy trick to gain
/ sympathy.
/ Little BoxJam: What? / BoxJam: Guinan was the last of her race.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000912.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is watching TV]]
/ TV: Let's stay in tonight. Don't you wanta to go to the ball? You got this special outfit, with tiara, just for tonight! / TV: I know... but I just want to stay here at the dream house - if
/ you get what I mean. Oh, I know. I'm thinking a nice candle lit dinner, chamagne... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000913.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is lying down as the family literally walks over him]]
/ BoxJam: On the other hand, my bones are probably hurting their feet, too - and my skull? Hooo... sorry guys! I'll try to have a softer skull next time! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000914.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: I never realized how hard being a parent is. When Little BoxJam asks a tough question, though, it's so hard giving him an honest answer that's also appropriate.
/ BoxJam: Oh, tell me about it! I know! / [[Little BoxJam walks up to them]]
/ Little BoxJam: Bup, when you're asleep but not dreaming,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000915.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sitting; Ms. BoxJam is reading]]
/ BoxJam: One day, when we're dead, we'll be buried side by side somewhere. / BoxJam: I find it oddly soothing to think that, as our bodies decay, they'll be TOGETHER. After all, decay is a step toward new life. / BoxJam: We might grow together... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000918.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is standing with cracks forming all over his body]] / [[more cracks form]] / [[BoxJam starts to break away]] / [[BoxJam is crumbling into a pile of rubble]] / BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are standing talking]]
/ BoxJam: Sure I'm happy to hear constructive criticism about my sense of humor - why... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000919.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is in his car and a penguin, smoking a cigarette and riding a turtle, is coming up to him]]
/ BoxJam: they warned me about penguin country... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000920.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[a sign reads "the BoxJam Flashback Episode"]] / [[BoxJam is on the phone, looking upset and Ms. BoxJam is behind him with her hands covering her mouth looking upset]]
/ BoxJam: Oh no! Little BoxJam's fallen in a well!? Suddenly I'm flooded with memories! / BoxJam: "What about when we were tired, so... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000921.html |
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