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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Boxjam is being held at gunpoint by a man with a handlebar moustache.]] / Mustached man: But nobody will realize you are missing, because I'll take your place! Mwahahahaha! / Boxjam, thinking: My evil twin is the Pringles guy...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Long shot of Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam sitting under a tree on a hill]] / BoxJam: Do you ever think about the ceaseless onslaught of time? / BoxJam: Choose to do something - anything - with an instant. / BoxJam: Bam! It's gone! That instant will never come back, never happen again. / Ms. BoxJam: "The...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is sitting down with his paper and pen, Ms. BoxJam is standing beside him]] / BoxJam: Hmmm... / Ms. BoxJam: What? / BoxJam: I wrote "Tsar Head" on this piece of paper as a strip idea - I thought I'd remember what it meant. / Ms. BoxJam: What does it mean? / BoxJam: I have no idea. / [[BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is avidly watching TV for 3 panels before Ms. BoxJam comes up to him]] / Ms. BoxJam: You must be the oldest "buffy" fan in th- / BoxJam: To the hand. / [[BoxJam holds his hand up to Ms. BoxJam's face before she can finish]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Oh, great... I'm awake in the middle of the night... / BoxJam: Why is it, that when I wake up in the middle of the night, I end up thinking about death? / BoxJamL And why is it that at these times, the prospect seems the most disturbing? During the day, I don't think about death constantly....
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam holding a newspaper]] / BoxJam: Aw, jeeze. A twelve year-old died. A service will be held tomorrow to "celebrate his life." / BoxJam: I hate that. "Celebrate his life" is such a lie- or should be. Either the people doing this are lying to themselves about the life this...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking while submerged in sand at the beach - beside them is a giant clam]] / BoxJam: What if traditional ideas of eternal life are wrong? What if / eternal life means that you 'live' whenever you're remembered? / BoxJam: Every time someone thinks of you, your 'soul' becomes...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [Ms. BoxJam is on the phone - speaking in strange symbols. BoxJam is sitting in a nearby chair looking apprehensive]] / Caption: The Experiment / [[Ms. BoxJam continues speaking, with the symbols going into BoxJam's head. He looks very nervous and twitchy]] / [[Ms. BoxJam's symbols continue into BoxJam's...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is lying on a chess board with a huge Ms. BoxJam looking over him]] / [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam]] / Ms. BoxJam: What're you thinking about? / BoxJam: I just had a stunning revelation about "the game." / Ms. BoxJam: What game? / BoxJam: Nothing.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are playing Hangman with Little BoxJam. They have already guessed 2 E's in a 6 letter word]] / BoxJam: Y. / Little BoxJam: No. / BoxJam: O / Little BoxJam: No. / Ms. BoxJam: R / Little BoxJam: Yes. / BoxJam: U. / Little BoxJam: No. / BoxJam: W. / Little BoxJam: No. / BoxJam: A. / Little...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking]] / Ms. BoxJam: I thought you were going to Mallethead's! / BoxJam: I was - he's a little, ah... preoccupied... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, Lord, did you walk in on them? / BoxJam: Are you kidding? I knew from three blocks away! / Ms. BoxJam: Because...they...ah... / BoxJam: Oh,...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are outside their house looking at a sapling growing next to the house]] / BoxJam: I never noticed this sapling growing so close to the house... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh yeah. Well it's small - you can chop it down easily / before it causes damage... / BoxJam: Yep... / [[Ms. BoxJam walks...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are having a drink at a bar]] / Ms. BoxJam: How'd you get that scar on your arm? / BoxJam: In a fight. / [[Ms. BoxJam looks incredulously at BoxJam]] / Ms. BoxJam: *You* were in a fight? / BoxJam: Yep. That's where I got the scar. / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam look at each other for...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam while she is gardening]] / BoxJam: I'm sorry. / Ms. BoxJam: For what? / [[BoxJam looks around]] / BoxJam: I'm sure there's something. / Ms. BoxJam: Fair enough.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are playing ball]] / Little BoxJam: 'N if they pick your seat, you get to go down on the field! / Little BoxJam: 'N one of the real players from the team comes out 'n throws the ball to you! / Little BoxJam: All you have to do is catch it three times and you win cool stuff,...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam looking angry]] / Ms. BoxJam: Suicide ticks me off. / BoxJam: Yeah. We hate suicide! / Ms. BoxJam: And dry-clean only kids' clothes! / BoxJam: Damn straight! / Ms. BoxJam: Oooh... and third parties! / BoxJam: Tell it, girlfriend / Ms. BoxJam: I'm ready! / BoxJam: Do it!! / [[BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics - A Sweetest Day Carol TITLE: A SWEETEST DAY CAROL / [[The BoxJam family walks through a scenic snowstorm - BoxJam with a top hat, Ms. BoxJam with her hands in a muff, 'Mina in earmuffs. Little BoxJam throws a snowball]] / Ms. BoxJam: Ooohh...Sweetest Day is coming - I just love this time of year! / BoxJam: Bah! Sweetest Day...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[the spirit of Sweetest Day Past is taking BoxJam for a wild ride to visit his past]] / BoxJam: spirit - I can see the whole village! Wow- my gutters need cleaning... / Spirit: come, BoxJam, I will show you shadows of "Sweetest Days" from your past... / [[BoxJam and spirit look in on a Sweetest Day...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Spirit of Sweetest Day Past takes BoxJam to meet the spirit of Sweetest Day Present, who is a flaming angel ghost]] / spirit of Sweetest Day past: Ghost of Sweetest Day Present, this is BoxJam. He's your problem now. / Ghost of sweestest day present: Piker, huh? OK, BoxJam, let's take a look around your...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[a sign reads "BoxJam is being shown various Sweetest Day visions by...oh, hell, go look at Monday's doodle." yet-to-come is showing boxjam around]] / BoxJam: Spectre, I fear you more than the others...what horrible shadows will you show me of Sweetest Days yet-to-come? / [[Yet-to-come shows BoxJam...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam springs up in bed]] / [[BoxJam jumps out of bed]] / BoxJam: Morning! / [[BoxJam opens a window and yells out]] / BoxJam: You there! Boy! Oh, little Itch! Tell me, Itch, what day is it today? / Boy: Why, suh, y'must be dahft! it's Sweetest Day, by my right! / [[Ms. BoxJam, yawning, comes over...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam's physical bodies are both a collection of black, separated particles]] / BoxJam: Fine. Next time I'll call a *qualified* theoretical physicist. / Ms. BoxJam: I'd appreciate it.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Little BoxJam: What's Frankenstein's favorite animal? / BoxJam [[reading newspaper]: I don't know- what? / Little BoxJam: A giraffe! / BoxJam: Oh... ah... Ha ha ha ha ha ha! / <> / <> / Little BoxJam: OhwaitImean Dracula...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is looking into BoxJamina's crib]] / BoxJam: You've always been a good sleeper, 'Mina. / BoxJam: Your brother didn't sleep through the night until he was 3. / BoxJam: You slept through the night when you were two weeks old. / BoxJam: I woke up at 7, and realized you hadn't gotten us up all...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is sitting on the ground with BoxJamina, looking upset, while BoxJamina looks angry]] / BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi / BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina- / BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi / [[BoxJamina's yois become louder]] / BoxJam: I was wondering if- / BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi / [[louder]] / BoxJam:...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam looking mad]] / BoxJam: you know, I'd fight for you if I had to. / Ms. BoxJam: I guess that's nice. Why are you so angry about it? / BoxJam: I'm thinking about those guys I'd beat up. / Ms. BoxJam: Really? You picture yourself winning, too?
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is writing a letter]] / BoxJam (writing): Dear Derbs, you may not remember me, but I ran across your name on the internet, and found your address. it's been yeaers! I still remember summer camp and what good friends we were. / [[BoxJam sends the email and sits waiting for an answer for 20 nights...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is walking along with a bag of trash when there's a ripple in front of him]] / [[BoxJam looks very scared]] / boxjam: Ai...ai...ai...ai...ai... / Ghost: Please help mmmeee...my unsettled sssooulll... / Ms. boxJam (from outside the panel): Honey? / BoxJam: urrgle... / Ghost: Give mmeee a huggg... / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[All we can see is a paperdoll-chain of Ms. BoxJam burning holes in BoxJam's head with laser vision]] / Voice (offscreen): On the one hand, it shows remarkable motor skill development...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam, holding a basket of laundry is talking to BoxJam, holding a bag of trash]] / Ms. BoxJam: The world would be a better place if everybody did what they were really good at. / Ms. BoxJam: Wouldn't it be wonderful? Instead of worrying about money, or what education you have, or what other people...
 

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