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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam is being held at gunpoint by a man with a handlebar moustache.]] / Mustached man: But nobody will realize you are missing, because I'll take your place! Mwahahahaha!
/ Boxjam, thinking: My evil twin is the Pringles guy... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000922.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Long shot of Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam sitting under a tree on a hill]]
/ BoxJam: Do you ever think about the ceaseless onslaught of time? / BoxJam: Choose to do something - anything - with an instant. / BoxJam: Bam! It's gone! That instant will never come back, never happen again. / Ms. BoxJam: "The... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000925.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is sitting down with his paper and pen, Ms. BoxJam is standing beside him]]
/ BoxJam: Hmmm...
/ Ms. BoxJam: What? / BoxJam: I wrote "Tsar Head" on this piece of paper as a strip idea - I thought I'd remember what it meant. / Ms. BoxJam: What does it mean?
/ BoxJam: I have no idea. / [[BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000926.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is avidly watching TV for 3 panels before Ms. BoxJam comes up to him]] / Ms. BoxJam: You must be the oldest "buffy" fan in th-
/ BoxJam: To the hand.
/ [[BoxJam holds his hand up to Ms. BoxJam's face before she can finish]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000927.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Oh, great... I'm awake in the middle of the night... / BoxJam: Why is it, that when I wake up in the middle of the night, I end up thinking about death? / BoxJamL And why is it that at these times, the prospect seems the most disturbing? During the day, I don't think about death constantly.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000928.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam holding a newspaper]]
/ BoxJam: Aw, jeeze. A twelve year-old died. A service will be held tomorrow to "celebrate his life." / BoxJam: I hate that. "Celebrate his life" is such a lie- or should be. Either the people doing this are lying to themselves about the life this... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000929.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking while submerged in sand at the beach - beside them is a giant clam]]
/ BoxJam: What if traditional ideas of eternal life are wrong? What if
/ eternal life means that you 'live' whenever you're remembered? / BoxJam: Every time someone thinks of you, your 'soul' becomes... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001002.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [Ms. BoxJam is on the phone - speaking in strange symbols. BoxJam is sitting in a nearby chair looking apprehensive]]
/ Caption: The Experiment / [[Ms. BoxJam continues speaking, with the symbols going into BoxJam's head. He looks very nervous and twitchy]] / [[Ms. BoxJam's symbols continue into BoxJam's... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001003.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is lying on a chess board with a huge Ms. BoxJam looking over him]] / [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: What're you thinking about?
/ BoxJam: I just had a stunning revelation about "the game."
/ Ms. BoxJam: What game?
/ BoxJam: Nothing. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001004.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are playing Hangman with Little BoxJam. They have already guessed 2 E's in a 6 letter word]]
/ BoxJam: Y.
/ Little BoxJam: No. / BoxJam: O
/ Little BoxJam: No. / Ms. BoxJam: R
/ Little BoxJam: Yes. / BoxJam: U.
/ Little BoxJam: No.
/ BoxJam: W.
/ Little BoxJam: No.
/ BoxJam: A.
/ Little... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001005.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I thought you were going to Mallethead's!
/ BoxJam: I was - he's a little, ah... preoccupied... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, Lord, did you walk in on them?
/ BoxJam: Are you kidding? I knew from three blocks away! / Ms. BoxJam: Because...they...ah...
/ BoxJam: Oh,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001006.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are outside their house looking at a sapling growing next to the house]]
/ BoxJam: I never noticed this sapling growing so close to the house...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh yeah. Well it's small - you can chop it down easily
/ before it causes damage... / BoxJam: Yep...
/ [[Ms. BoxJam walks... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001009.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are having a drink at a bar]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: How'd you get that scar on your arm?
/ BoxJam: In a fight. / [[Ms. BoxJam looks incredulously at BoxJam]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: *You* were in a fight?
/ BoxJam: Yep. That's where I got the scar. / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam look at each other for... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001010.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam while she is gardening]] / BoxJam: I'm sorry.
/ Ms. BoxJam: For what? / [[BoxJam looks around]] / BoxJam: I'm sure there's something.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Fair enough. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001011.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are playing ball]]
/ Little BoxJam: 'N if they pick your seat, you get to go down on the field! / Little BoxJam: 'N one of the real players from the team comes out 'n throws the ball to you! / Little BoxJam: All you have to do is catch it three times and you win cool stuff,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001012.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam looking angry]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Suicide ticks me off.
/ BoxJam: Yeah. We hate suicide! / Ms. BoxJam: And dry-clean only kids' clothes!
/ BoxJam: Damn straight! / Ms. BoxJam: Oooh... and third parties!
/ BoxJam: Tell it, girlfriend / Ms. BoxJam: I'm ready!
/ BoxJam: Do it!!
/ [[BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001013.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics - A Sweetest Day Carol | TITLE: A SWEETEST DAY CAROL
/ [[The BoxJam family walks through a scenic snowstorm - BoxJam with a top hat, Ms. BoxJam with her hands in a muff, 'Mina in earmuffs. Little BoxJam throws a snowball]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Ooohh...Sweetest Day is coming - I just love this time of year!
/ BoxJam: Bah! Sweetest Day... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001016.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[the spirit of Sweetest Day Past is taking BoxJam for a wild ride to visit his past]]
/ BoxJam: spirit - I can see the whole village! Wow- my gutters need cleaning...
/ Spirit: come, BoxJam, I will show you shadows of "Sweetest Days" from your past... / [[BoxJam and spirit look in on a Sweetest Day... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001017.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Spirit of Sweetest Day Past takes BoxJam to meet the spirit of Sweetest Day Present, who is a flaming angel ghost]]
/ spirit of Sweetest Day past: Ghost of Sweetest Day Present, this is BoxJam. He's your problem now.
/ Ghost of sweestest day present: Piker, huh? OK, BoxJam, let's take a look around your... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001018.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[a sign reads "BoxJam is being shown various Sweetest Day visions by...oh, hell, go look at Monday's doodle." yet-to-come is showing boxjam around]]
/ BoxJam: Spectre, I fear you more than the others...what horrible shadows will you show me of Sweetest Days yet-to-come? / [[Yet-to-come shows BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001019.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam springs up in bed]] / [[BoxJam jumps out of bed]]
/ BoxJam: Morning! / [[BoxJam opens a window and yells out]]
/ BoxJam: You there! Boy! Oh, little Itch! Tell me, Itch, what day is it today?
/ Boy: Why, suh, y'must be dahft! it's Sweetest Day, by my right! / [[Ms. BoxJam, yawning, comes over... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001020.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam's physical bodies are both a collection of black, separated particles]]
/ BoxJam: Fine. Next time I'll call a *qualified* theoretical physicist.
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'd appreciate it. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001023.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Little BoxJam: What's Frankenstein's favorite animal?
/ BoxJam [[reading newspaper]: I don't know- what? / Little BoxJam: A giraffe!
/ BoxJam: Oh... ah... Ha ha ha ha ha ha! / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001024.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is looking into BoxJamina's crib]]
/ BoxJam: You've always been a good sleeper, 'Mina. / BoxJam: Your brother didn't sleep through the night until he was 3. / BoxJam: You slept through the night when you were two weeks old. / BoxJam: I woke up at 7, and realized you hadn't gotten us up all... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001025.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is sitting on the ground with BoxJamina, looking upset, while BoxJamina looks angry]]
/ BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi / BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina-
/ BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
/ [[BoxJamina's yois become louder]] / BoxJam: I was wondering if-
/ BoxJamina: Yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
/ [[louder]] / BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001026.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam looking mad]]
/ BoxJam: you know, I'd fight for you if I had to.
/ Ms. BoxJam: I guess that's nice. Why are you so angry about it? / BoxJam: I'm thinking about those guys I'd beat up.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Really? You picture yourself winning, too? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001027.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is writing a letter]]
/ BoxJam (writing): Dear Derbs, you may not remember me, but I ran across your name on the internet, and found your address. it's been yeaers! I still remember summer camp and what good friends we were. / [[BoxJam sends the email and sits waiting for an answer for 20 nights... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001030.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is walking along with a bag of trash when there's a ripple in front of him]] / [[BoxJam looks very scared]]
/ boxjam: Ai...ai...ai...ai...ai...
/ Ghost: Please help mmmeee...my unsettled sssooulll...
/ Ms. boxJam (from outside the panel): Honey? / BoxJam: urrgle...
/ Ghost: Give mmeee a huggg...
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001031.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[All we can see is a paperdoll-chain of Ms. BoxJam burning holes in BoxJam's head with laser vision]]
/ Voice (offscreen): On the one hand, it shows remarkable motor skill development... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam, holding a basket of laundry is talking to BoxJam, holding a bag of trash]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: The world would be a better place if everybody did what they were really good at. / Ms. BoxJam: Wouldn't it be wonderful? Instead of worrying about money, or what education you have, or what other people... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20001102.html |
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