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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: If I had to, I'd fight to the death for you. And I might not win, but at least you'd know that a good man died for you.
/ Ms. BoxJam: What good would that do me? / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010420.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{This comic appeared on Shakespeare's recognized birthday, April 23. It was part of an organized webcomic event built around Shakespeare's birthday. I attempted iambic pentameter.}}
/ [[BoxJam and Mallethead stand at the foot of a hill, on top of which is a castle (with a chimney). They're both in armor,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010423.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is watching TV]]
/ TV: Dear Tide, I never through I'd find myself writing to you, but here I am. / TV: I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself. I'm 24, blonde and svelte. My best friend is a 23 year old, raven haired cutie. It all began about a month ago when she was helping me with some... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010424.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey! A newspaper! / BoxJam: When did they start doing that? It's kind of close to that guy-I wonder if I can get it without invading "his space"? Probably. / BoxJam: Maybe not, though. But then, I'd just take one section, so I think that offsets the "personal space" thing. Or maybe two sections...... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010425.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{another doodle that came from a dream}}
/ [[BoxJam and family, in their boat, come to a stop behind a large boat on which a wedding is taking place]]
/ BoxJam: What's this?
/ Ms. BoxJam It's the newest thing - getting married in the street! / BoxJam: What!?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Lots of times people do it at... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010426.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: ...but it would seem like, if their grandpa's ghost is always around, his soul must be restless and tortured!
/ Mrs. BoxJam: Stop vexing precunious. / BoxJam: ... / Mrs. BoxJam: What part of "stop vexing precunious" don't you understand!? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010427.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks past a graveyard. Several ghosts half-rise from graves]]
/ Ghost: ~HEY BOX-JERK!
/ Ghost: WHERE'S YOU GET THAT MUG? WANNA BORROW A DEATH MASK?
/ Ghost: I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT MUUMUU! / BoxJam: THE DEAD MOCK ME... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010430.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam stands in front of a sea of kids' heads. He holds up a picture of BoxJam]]
/ Little BoxJam: For Show n' Tell I brought one of my dad's drawings - he does a comic strip on the internet... / [[Little BoxJam looks at the picture]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010501.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Waitaminnit...if it's a cook book, they're probably planning on EATING PEOPLE! The title means how to present people for eating! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010502.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So I was in the back, with all those cars, and suddenly I couldn't remember why we rent out parking spaces.
/ Ms. BoxJam: For money, obviously. / BoxJam: Yeah, but I don't think I know those people! Why do they want to park in our back yard?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Let me suggest something, if I may. / [[They... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010503.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam's boat is sputtering]]
/ BoxJam: Feh.
/ <<*SPUT* *SPUT* *COUGH* *DIE*>> / [[BoxJam leaves the boat docked and checks his pockets]]
/ <<*emptiness* *emptiness here, too*>> / [[A guy with a goatee and a beret walks past]]
/ BoxJam: Excuse me - I've run out of gas and forgot my wallet...could you... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010504.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Store Employee: Would you like a dressing room, ma'am?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, thanks... / Store Employee: She'll probably be a while with these, sir, if you'd like to look around...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, dear - take a walk around the mall...
/ BoxJam: No, that's OK. I'll stay with you. / Ms. BoxJam: Really -... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010507.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Sometimes I wonder why lemmings rush off cliffs and kill themselves - is there some evolutionary advantage?
/ Ms. BoxJam: They don't doofus! It's an urban myth! *snicker* / :::silence and staring::: / BoxJam: Well, I didn't know that...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, that's why you're an object of rid... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010508.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Is time really a continuum, or is that an illusion?
/ Ms. BoxJam: An illusion? What sould be non-continuumy about it? / BoxJam: Well, perhaps points in time get randomly picked, replayed, fast-forwarded, rewound...
/ Ms. BoxJam: No. That's ridiculous. / BoxJam: Is time really a continuum, or... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010509.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking]]
/ BoxJam: So the guy got off, because he claimed his actions were because he ate Twinkies!
/ Ms. BoxJam: No, it didn't happen like that at all. No one got off because of Twinkies. / BoxJam: Yes he did. I read it on the internet!
/ Ms. BoxJam: http://www.snopes.com/spoons/fracture/twinkie.htm / BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010510.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hi! BoxJam here. I wanted to tell you all that I've been working on a new character! Check this out: bugs make him jumpy! / [[A bug flies in front of a BoxJammy-looking guy in a bowtie]]
/ Guy: GAH! / BoxJam: Um... that's pretty much all I have so far... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010511.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: What do you want from me!?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Perfection. / [[Beat]] / BoxJam: What'll you settle for from me?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Just take out the trash. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010514.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading to Little BoxJam, who's in bed]]
/ BoxJam (reading): "What do you see when you look at the clouds?" asked Dinky. "I see a froggy," said Farky. / BoxJam: (Eugh.) "I see a bunny." "I see the most hackneyed, stale excuse for 'whimsy' I've ever seen." / BoxJam: "I see a Type-A personality,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010515.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Time and space are as simple as they appear. / BoxJam: There's no way to reach across to different points in the fabric. / [[The Ms. BoxJam in the second frame whaps the BoxJam in the third frame]] / BoxJam: OW!
/ Ms. BoxJam: It was for your own good. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010516.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam appear vaudevillian, with porkpie hats and spats]]
/ BoxJam: Boy those muumuu designers have some crazy names!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'll say! When I'm at the store I try Hooz on first! / [[The jumpy-bug-guy runs in between them, panicked, with a bug following]]
/ Jumpy Bug Guy: WAHH! MOTH! / Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010517.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at a computer]]
/ BoxJam: *GASP* Somebody posted "fanfic" on my message board! / BoxJam (reading): "One day BoxJam and everyboyd (sic) got up and then they died. The end." / [[Beat]] / BoxJam: I got fanfic! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010518.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on a horse, holding a lariat]]
/ BoxJam: Hyaah! Hyaah! Giddap! / [[He's looking down]]
/ Come on, dogies! No stragglers! Hyaah! Hyaah! / [[BoxJam looks at us]]
/ BoxJam: Ant farming is hard work! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010521.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Thanks for coming to help out on the ant farm, Mallet. I'm going to need all the help I can get on the big drive coming up.
/ Mallethead: SURE THING. COULD USE THE WORK. / BoxJam: First, though, I need to see how you handle the herd. Let's see you rope up that heifer.
/ Mallethead: AYUP... / [[Mallethead... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010522.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam ride on horseback. Inset reads "The Big Ant Drive"]]
/ BoxJam: S'then Letter-man took an 'I' from his varsity sweater, turning "lesson" into "lesion." / [[Inset reads "Suddenly!" BoxJam's horse has reared up]
/ Mallethead: THAT ANT'S GONE MAD!
/ BoxJam: He's scaring' my horse! / [[Inset... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010523.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead, on horseback, arrive at a town]]
/ Sign: Now Entering Dry Gulch -World's Largest Livestock Exchange - Wanna be a member? / [[BoxJam hitches his horse to a post next to an orange horse]]
/ BoxJam: Mallethead's gonna watch the herd while I go in to negotiate a price...you wait here,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010524.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam on horseback]]
/ Mallethead: HOW'D WE DO?
/ BoxJam: We got 3¢ a head... / Mallethead: Z'AT GOOD?
/ BoxJam: That's a GREAT price for ants... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010525.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam takes a drink.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'm not trying to start an argument, but you need to be better at everything.
/ <<*SIIIPPP*>> / [[BoxJam walks off]] / [[Ms. BoxJam looks offscreen toward a noise.]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010528.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Caveman BoxJam returns to the cave after a hard day of hunting and gathering.]] / [[The BoxJam family sits around the fire eating something. 'Mina has a leopard-spotted blanket. The females in the family have bones in place of hairbows.]] / [[The family "spits" paint over their hands against a wall... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010529.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A cliff]] / [[BoxJam hurtling over the cliff.]]
/ BoxJam: WAAAAAAAAA / [[BoxJam plummeting]]
/ BoxJam (offscreen): AAAAA / [[A cliff]] / [[BoxJam smushed at the bottom of the cliff, Ms. BoxJam standing over him]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, I timed it at 2.3 seconds, which works out to 9.6 m/s²...now, most... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010530.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam walks up to BoxJam, who is fishing.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hey, did some pitcher almost have a perfect game the other day, broken up by a bunt?
/ BoxJam: Well, yeah...Curt Schilling. But the thing is, it was a two-run game, and the hit was in the seventh inning... / BoxJam: People are talking like... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010531.html |
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