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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Hudson]] / Hudson: hat? / BoxJam: I was just thinking, you know...lots of web comics have fun with non-human characters where you're not sure if they're male or female...
/ Hudson: I'm a guy. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020218.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam hands BoxJam a bag of trash]] / BoxJam: We have to stop meeting like this!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Kiss me you fool!
/ BoxJam: Ha ha
/ Ms. BoxJam: Ha ha / [[As they walk away, they each roll their eyes.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020219.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam considers a roll of tape]] / [[He looks around]] / [[He suddenly lifts it into the air]] / [[Ms. BoxJam appears out of a door in the ceiling, grabbing the tape]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yoink! / [[Door is closed; Boxjam looks miffed.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020220.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Choosing sides for a game of basketball - Little BoxJam and 'Mina captains. Already chosen are the Orange Guy, Ms. BoxJam, Mallethead, and Hudson. Little BoxJam is trying to decide between BoxJam and a dead squirrel.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020221.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: You ever feel like a total loser?
/ Ms. BoxJam: What do you mean? / BoxJam: You know, like nobody really likes you...like they just pretend, to be civil... / BoxJam: Like you're not good at anything...like you'll be forgotten as soon as you're gone...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Of course not! / BoxJam: You... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020222.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{This was my debut comic on Keenspot. I'm pretty sure I had a larger archive at the time I joined than anyone else who ever joined "Keenspot." Because I'm me, I'm pretty sure that's a slight}}
/ [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking. In a box frame]]
/ BoxJam: remember, a few years ago, when the fancy way... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020225.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Life is amazing today - how much is recorded, and available to anybody... / Ms. BoxJam: The internet has information about virtually any subject...Amazon.com has more books than the Library of Congress... / Ms. BoxJam: At school, I can order virtually any doctoral thesis written in the... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020226.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam having a conversation]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Okay, so tv doesn't show everything ever made, even though cable has so many channels.
/ BoxJam: It's worse than that! They don't even show what they could! Half the channels are infomercials! / BoxJam: There's tons of content they're not using,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020227.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam standing with hands on hips, wearing a BoxJam t-shirt]] / [[door]] / [[door]] / [[BoxJam is back. Ms. BoxJam come up with laundry]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: So, how many people asked about your shirt?
/ BoxJam: Shut up. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020228.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So it's settled... if you take out the trash, I'll try to find out if there are others like you... / Hudson: Cool - why are we hiding?
/ BoxJam: I think we'd best keep this to ourselves... / Hudson: Should we tell any members of our inner posse?
/ BoxJam: I'd think "no." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020301.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Ok, 'Mina, it's down to these two... do you want to get her "My Magic Princess Fairy Bride Pony" or "My Magic Bride Fairy Princess Makeup Kit"?
/ 'Mina: Hmm... / BoxJam: Oh, come on... these are indistinguisable! I'm sure the pony one has some make-up, and the make-up one has a pony somewhere...
/ 'Mina:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020304.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So the new "overlay" area code happened - our phone number is 11 digits with the "1"... / BoxJam: I called the phone company to find out what our number will be in 20 years. It's "467-457-381-4A-1602E-72"... / BoxJam: Now I need to do something to make me feel like my existence matters again...
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020305.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Well, I've assembled my rag-tag army... I guess we're ready...
/ Ms. BoxJam: I must admit, this is an exciting moment.... Good luck on your once-in-a-lifetime power play to take over the world! / BoxJam: RAH! Let's go! / Albania
/ *now Boxjammia / Algeria
/ *now Malletheadia / Andorra
/ *now... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020306.html |
| Boxjam's World-Domination Quest continues... | Boxjam's World-Domination Quest continues...
/ BoxJam: Wow... the magical once-in-a-lifetime feeling of seeing a country you will posess... Bahrain, it has begun... / (fight cloud) / BoxJam: Wow... the magical once-in-a-lifetime feeling of seeing a country you will posess... Belgium, it has begun... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020307.html |
| Boxjam's World-Domination Quest continues... | Mallethead: Canada!? You never mentioned taking over Canada!
/ BoxJam: Canada is part of the world... I thought it was obvious... / Mallethead: Yeah, but... Canada! Canada!
/ BoxJam: Yes, Canada. Land of moose and loons and beer. Should be pretty easy... / Mallethead: ... and the Quebec Nordiques...
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020308.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hello, Robbie Ftorek... I'm here to take over Canada...
/ Robbie Ftorek: I can't let you do that. And... hey! Your second looks familiar... who is he? / Mallethead: (Psst... Nobody...)
/ BoxJam: Oh, Mallethead? You'll meet his head-smashing skills soon enough...
/ Robbie Ftorek: Mallethead!... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020311.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: If you really love me, you'll stop chit-chatting and kick some Quebecois derriere!
/ Robbie Ftorek: ...Roundabout destiny that... HEY! Are you listening to me!? / BoxJam: RAAAH!
/ Ragtag army: Let's go! / Narrator: The Battle rages for hours - it's Boxjam's toughest foe yet. All in all,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020312.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Narrator: The Nordiques are falling... Little Timmy Tremblay suddenly remembers his duty, according to prophecy, that he hold up a sign. Until now, nobody could see the sign for his height. But little Timmy uses all his might, and his Nordiques heart, to push it above the snow pack...
/ (Sign): Lesbians... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020313.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Whenever I hear a horrible news story, I've realized I think of ways the victims are different from me to make me feel safer...
/ Ms. BoxJam: I think a lot of people do that... / BoxJam: That girl in California, though... I can't get past that one... that guy came in through a sliding door? ... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020314.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey bud- What's the matter?
/ Little BoxJam: My teacher gives us spelling words that are way too hard! / BoxJam: Oh, I'll help you... I'm a great speller...
/ Little BoxJam: *sigh* Fine. The first word is 'Ignominy. / BoxJam: 'Ignominy.'
/ I-G-N-O...
/ I-G-N-O-M...
/ I-G-N... um... / * http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020315.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I hate making the beds... I get that "dry feeling" on my hands like I can't grip anything... / BoxJam: Then you get it over three corners, all the while feeling that same inability to grip anything as you do in dreams, and when you go for the fourth, two of the others pop off! / BoxJam: Even... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020318.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey - we caught that mouse that was sneaking in under the laundry room sink... / BoxJam: 'Mina helped... she told the mouse to go into the bag where I would make it "fall asleep"... / 'Mina: Wazzat Mickey? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020319.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: What's the matter? / BoxJam: My friend from college who was sick? She died... / BoxJam: People our age shouldn't be dying!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I wonder what age people should start dying... / BoxJam: How about 80? 80 works for me...
/ Ms. BoxJam: It was meant to be rhetorical... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020320.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Do you ever have uncontrollable thoughts?
/ BoxJam: What - you mean like that thing about Dame Edna? / Ms. BoxJam: No... I mean like that video they showed at the wedding - all the still shots of the bride and groom's lives... / Ms. BoxJam: Every time I think of it, it reminds me of those... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020321.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey Hudson-what's up?
/ Hudson: I don't want to exist. / BoxJam: Orange Guy!
/ Orange Guy: Hey BoxJam!
/ BoxJam: Shut up. / BoxJam: Hey Ms-
/ Ms. BoxJam: Where have you been? / BoxJam: Hey various extras and forgotten characters!
/ Various extras and forgotten characters: LOSER. / BoxJam: Hey... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020322.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The BoxJam family walks silently to.]] / [[The BoxJam family walks silently fro.]] / [[The BoxJam family walks silently to.]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): Laryngitis is not entirely unpleasant... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020325.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [BoxJam walking toward an arrow pointing to:] The sixth sheik / [BoxJam walking toward an arrow pointing to:] His sick sheep / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020326.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam walking together]]
/ BoxJam: There's old man Witherspoon's mailbox!! Our mixture of baking soda, batteries and golf ball insides should make a powerful expolsive and blow it up! / [[BoxJam putting something in a mailbox while Mallethead stands to the side]]
/ BoxJam: The insides... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020327.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam handing BoxJam a bag of trash]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: What would you like for your birthday?
/ BoxJam: The new Ben Folds CD... / Ms. BoxJam: And what else?
/ BoxJam: that's it, really... / [[banner saying happy birthday bup! and the BoxJam family wearing party hats. Ms. BoxJam hands BoxJam some presents]]
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020328.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are having an argument]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You never clean up anything without being asked!
/ BoxJam: What are you talking about? I wiped down the kitchen last night! / Ms. BoxJam: Ooh - he wiped down the kitchen! call out the marching band! Give him a medal!
/ BoxJam: I didn't say... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20020329.html |
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