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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Try to be useful for once, and clean the bathroom...
/ BoxJam: Now wait a minute! / [[BoxJam looks mad]]
/ BoxJam: I do a lot for this family! I get the kids ready for school, I earn money, I put the kids to bed, I help clean, but all I ever hear about is... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021028.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam and 'Mina watch from underbrush.]] / [[They stalk with spears.]] / [[They pounce!]] / [[They are hanging on BoxJam as he tries to walk along with a grocery bag. Little BoxJam appears to be biting BoxJam's shoulder.]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I hate bringing home the Halloween candy... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021029.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam while she is at the sink]]
/ BoxJam: We have kids...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / [[BoxJam looks around]] / BoxJam: So that's kinda freaky... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021030.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is walking with a gun, with the kids behind him]]
/ BoxJam: OK, kids...is this where you saw the zombie? / [[BoxJam comes across the zombie]]
/ BoxJam: Aha! zombie: Man, a dead cat can't swing without one of you breathers gettin' all killy about it! / BoxJam: aren't you intent on killing us... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021031.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam, who is holding a bag of trash]]
/ BoxJam: Today I told Little BoxJam that washing your hands helped you not get sick, and he believed me...
/ [[Ms. BoxJam snickers]] / [[BoxJam walks off with the bag of trash]] / [[BoxJam turns around to say something to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are standing chest high in something]] / BoxJam: So, what's correct protocol in this situation?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Miss Manners didn't say... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021104.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam lifting the garbage can lid numbered '1']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam holding a trash bag over the garbage can numbered '2']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam lowering a trash bag into the garbage can numbered '3']] / [[A highly iconized drawing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A masked robber comes up to BoxJam while he is out]]
/ Robber: This is a stickup! / BoxJam: Um, well... I don't have any cash...let's look at my bank card... I have about $2.62 in my checking account on that card... / BoxJam: Here's a credit card-oh wait! It's run up to the limit... and this one,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: I lost something...I can't remember what they're called... they've got legs...
/ Ms. BoxJam: You mean our kids? / BoxJam: That's it! ...I lost them...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Do you remember the night you asked me to marry you? I don't recall how you convinced me... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is atop a series of square floating plates. Ms. BoxJam is at the bottom.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: The fire department says they don't really rescue cats in trees...cats come down by themselves when they're hungry enough... / BoxJam: Did you explain to them I'm not a cat?!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Sort of...
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam stand together, facing right.]] / [[They begin walking, except BoxJam's body is inclined forward, with a wider stride, and elbows bent.]] / [[They continue walking this way, and Ms. BoxJam looks at BoxJam.]] / [[They've now passed the cross light which depicts the unlit standing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021111.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has a small bite taken out of his head]]
/ BoxJam: How much interest do we pay on the national debt?
/ Ms. BoxJam: About $332,536,958,599.42 a year or so... / [[BoxJam's missing head chunk has grown.]]
/ BoxJam: Using my super calculation abilities* and a U.S. population estimate of 281,421,906,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021112.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam slams open the door, dressed like Yogi Bear and looking angry]] / [[BoxJam storms past Ms. BoxJam who is reading on a chair]] / Ms. BoxJam: So, did you find any "pick-a-nick" baskets in your first day of yoga class?
/ BoxJam: Shut up. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are playing a video game]]
/ BoxJam: ...Well, the whole thing began with an arcade game called "Donkey Kong"...it had Mario, though unnamed, as a tradesman, rescuing Peach, also unnamed, from D.K... / BoxJam: ...then "Super Mario Brothers" for the first Nintendo system established... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: [[singing]] Put on your supersonic sneakers 'cause you're goin' to the party with me . . .
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hey ... I caught you singing! / BoxJam: "Caught me"? I sing all the time!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Don't be so embarrassed ... Now come on, breakfast is ready! / BoxJam: But I'm not embarrassed! ... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam carrying the kids under arm like boards]] / BoxJam: How much more of a break would you like?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Gimme another hour... / [[BoxJam walks off with the kids under arm.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021118.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]]
/ Orange Guy (thinking): I'm a jerk! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021119.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is sprinting]] / [[he gets to Ms. BoxJam and yells, scaring Ms. BoxJam, who drops a box of straws]]
/ BoxJam: Today is the only November 20, 2002 the universe will ever see! Use it wisely! Cherish it! / [[BoxJam runs off, leaving Ms. BoxJam looking at all the dropped straws]] / Ms. BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021120.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A Tetris grid - nearly full.]] / [[Underneath, Ms. BoxJam is speaking to BoxJam.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'm telling you, there's just not going to be enough room in the refrigerator for all the Thanksgiving food!
/ BoxJam: Just try rearranging it one more time... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021121.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits down on the couch and turns the TV on]] / TV: This just in... researchers today announced that someone turning on a TV or radio at just the right time to hear a relevant news story ranks as the weakest plot device of all time... / [[BoxJam looks at the reader]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021122.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is being held up 'wheelbarrow-style' but at a steeper angle, with his head near the ground with a funnel in it, and his hands on a roller. Little BoxJam is holding him up.]]
/ Little BoxJam: Mommy's still gonna figure out the vacuum cleaner's missing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021125.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: That better not be anybody who's forgotten the anniversary of the day we decided we'd one day get engaged... / [[BoxJam puts on a glasses/nose/mustache desguise]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Nice try, homeslice. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021126.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on the phone]]
/ BoxJam: Hey, Alanis, are you somewhere where you could scratch your nails down someone else's back right now? / BoxJam: Just a little bit lower and to the- that's it, oh, man... yeah, right there...thanks... / [[BoxJam walks past Ms. BoxJam who is staring at him]]
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021127.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to ms BoxJam. They both have wings and are looking shabby]] / [[Ms. BoxJam hands BoxJam a bag of trash]] / [[Little BoxJam is flying in the background]]
/ BoxJam: I always thought that old adage "some day we'll be winged but poor" was metaphorical... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021128.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is walking with BoxJamina, they are both wearing flat hats]]
/ BoxJam: Do you remember the time you got your knee stuck in your crib slats? Never mind - I know you don't. Why can't babies remember? / BoxJam: Is it because you don't have words? Are memories stores as words? Or is it that your... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021129.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A trash bag hangs in front of BoxJam.]]
/ BoxJam: Look, honey, I'm holding trash up without touching it!
/ Ms. BoxJam: That's very impressive... / Ms. BoxJam: Unless, of course, the trash is hanging by a fine thread and held from above by a friend of yours, like, say, Mallethead... / [[She walks off.]] / [[Mallethead... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021202.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam walks up to BoxJam, who is standing in a doorway]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: What happened to the damned door?
/ BoxJam: What do you mean? I am the door- the same door that's always been here... / [[Ms. BoxJam knocks on BoxJam's head]] / BoxJam: Knock knock? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021203.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam works a bellows, which stokes a fire, which is underneath some boiling thing.]]
/ << bubble bubble drip! >> / [[BoxJam goes to the other side of the device to watch a small couple of drops of some liquid pour off the boiling pot down a thin trough.]]
/ << flow flow flow >> / [[The small trough... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021204.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: "If you want to be remembered, leave a wise saying." / BoxJam: Who said that?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I don't recall... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021205.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking, dressed as Klingons]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: take out the trash.
/ BoxJam: That's it!? We're Klingon, and all you can think of is "take out the trash?" / Ms. BoxJam: Take out the trash of pain.
/ BoxJam: I will do as you wish. / BoxJam (offscreen): Ouch. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021206.html |
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