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BoxJam's Doodle Comics Boxjam: I see... well, Merry Christmas, Mom. / Boxjam: Well, my Mom says we never had rooty-toot-toots in the house because my Dad struggled with lifelong rooty-toot-toot addiction... / Ms. Boxjam: Um... I don't know what to say... would you like to have rooty-toot-toots sometime to fulfill your childhood?...
The Grapes The Grapes of Agony / The Grapes of Unbridled Fury / The Grapes of Honor / The Grapes of Wonder / The Grapes of Grudging Acquiescence
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam as streetcorner evangelist standing on a streetcorner holding a sign that says "REPENT!", but people just keep passing him by.]] / [[Ms. BoxJam enters.]] / Ms. BoxJam: YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT SIGN FOR YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A SINGLE PERSON - WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT? / BoxJam: BECAUSE...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: You know that song that goes, "Bright copper kittens all tied up with string, these are a few of my favorite things..."? / Ms. BoxJam: Very well... / BoxJam: How do they truss up such active animals? / Ms. BoxJam: Tranquilizers... / [[BoxJam walks off whistling]] / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam and the kids]] / BoxJam: Hey everybody! I'm taking us out to Dave's! / Ms. BoxJam: You mean Dave's Italian Kitchen? / Little BoxJam: Whoo! / BoxJam: The same! Just like it says at DavesIK.com! / Ms. BoxJam: I love the vegetarian-friendly menu without the attitude! / Little...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam has just descended dark stairs and passed through an entryway. What seems to be a rock with a shadowed back is nearby.]] / [[BoxJam seems to hide behind the rock on all fours.]] / / [[In actuality, he was creeping inside the "shadow" (really a passageway), which he is now standing on the other...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Weird looking hole]] / [[BoxJam, kneeling, looks through weird looking hole]] / [[weird looking hole]] / BoxJam (thinking): I kind of like it in here...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking]] / BoxJam: So, God designed the universe to his spec, right? / Ms. BoxJam: Right... / BoxJam: Every physical property has his approval...every particle his blessing... / Ms. BoxJam: Yes...why? / BoxJam: Why do people expect him to violate his own rules all the time? / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are writing cards]] / BoxJam: You know the Myersons? Did she keep her maiden name? / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... what about Cindy and Doug - did she keep hersr? / BoxJam: Only for professional situations, not a social invitation... don't Jim and Maggie spell their kid's name stupidly? / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are in bed]] / BoxJam: You know how we tend to look down on ancient people because they had some wacko ideas about stuff? / Ms. BoxJam: You look down at everybody, but continue... / BoxJam: Well, in future generations, I don't want them to think I was a dumb guy who believed all...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are walking during sunset]] / BoxJam: Is the boy having any more luck figuring out things with his teacher? / Ms. BoxJam: No, and I don't know what to tell him... / Ms. BoxJam: He turns things in on time, he's very conscientious about his work, but she just seems to have it in...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam stands with an arm outstretched. On the arm is a sizeable black band.]] / [[A falcon swoops in, dropping a bag of trash just in the act of alighting on BoxJam's arm.]] / [[Wider angle. The bag of trash is at his feet, the falcon on his arm, and a trash can just behind him. Ms. BoxJam is watching.]] / Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sits at his pipe organ, whose pipes are made of trash bags, and plays a haunting, depressing tune. At least he's wearing a top hat and tails.]] / {{The Phantom of the Garbage Can}}
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Mallethead are talking in the bar]] / Mallethead:...When Addison only found the horse and couldn't- / [[Boxjam's mobile phone rings and the ringtone is "Song of the Volga Boatmen... Song of the Volga Boatmen..."]] / Mallethead: Killer ringtone...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam is sitting at a "Peanuts"-style booth labelled "Tales of a Loser Husband, 5c, the suffering wife is IN" ]]
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sitting with his head in his hands]] / [[Ms. BoxJam looks down at him]] / Ms. BoxJam: What are you thinking about? / BoxJam: Everything... / [[BoxJam sitting with his head in his hands]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Orange Guy are standing at the 'Wait Here' sign. Orange Guy has a HUGE balloon. BoxJam looks disgruntled]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam has a bag of trash on a string]] / [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to him]] / Ms. BoxJam: Why do you have a bag of trash on -- / BoxJam: It's a balloon. / Ms. BoxJam: OK, but you've got a bag-- / BoxJam: It's a BALLOON.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[God in a big crazy sweater - next to him is an appliance with a small BoxJam in it]] / God: If you're like Me, you want to create beings in your likeness, but don't want to deal with the muss and fuss! / [[He conjures a small BoxJam just above his hands]] / God: That's why I invented the dust-to-dustisserie!...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[The BoxJam family at a restaurant - Little BoxJam is working on a placemat puzzle.]] / Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message! / Puzzle: C_EA____ __D_' __ACE_A__ __C__! _'_ _______ ___E__ _______... / BoxJam: Boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult / Placemat: Kids!...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is watching TV on the couch; Ms. BoxJam is standing behind him with a bag of trash]] / BoxJam: Well, this is brilliant. The weather guy now calls his / forecast a "futurecast"- combining "future," meaning / "future," with "forecast," meaning "prediction of the / future." Isn't that brilliant? / [[BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam talks to BoxJam, who is walking and carrying a tub full of beer bottles.]] / "Well, I see you're ready for the "Sunday-Between-Championships-And-Super-Bowl-Weekends-Let's-Watch-Weird-Foregin-Sports" party... / BoxJam: You bet! I want to give these babies time to get acclimated! / [[Ms. BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{A lame takeoff of a semi-obscure painting called "The Triumph of Death"}} / [[A group of people on horseback, disgusted, come upon three BoxJams holding bags of trash.]] / Caption: "The Triumph of BoxJam"
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back with an 'F' on it.]] / [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back and looks at the grade.]] / [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back with an 'C' on it.]] / [[BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is walking.]] / [[He waits at the yellow "Wait Here" sign.]] / [[He looks left.]] / [[He looks right.]] / BoxJam (thinking): I wonder if I've been "left behind"... / {{I made this comic the day I realized that Jerry Jenkins (of the "Left Behind" series of fiction) had been relieved of his...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: This is a great party! / Some guy: Yeah! / BoxJam: Isn't this a great party? / Some other guy: Great party... / Some other other guy: So whaddya think? / BoxJam: Great party... / [[BoxJam lying in bed with Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: I sure used to go to great parties...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam begins telling a story, a cloud appears below him showing two boys lying in beds adjacent to one another.]] / BoxJam: "Probably the creepiest story I ever read was when I was a kid in the waiting room of my pediatrician's office... It was about these two boys in a hospital..." / [[One of the...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{I drew this in about 1987. For whatever reason, a friend of mine still had it in 2004 and sent it to me. It's a piece of paper with lots of badly drawn stuff}} / [[Chapter 10: More On the Breakup - Or, How to Get Dumped- not intended to be, but an inherently male view]] / [[Picture of Groening ripoff...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam looking angry]] / BoxJam: Why are you always saying I'm no good at anything? / Ms. BoxJam: Because you're a total loser... / BoxJam: That does follow...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A space-alien-y BoxJam chases an anthropomorphic Manwich past some other manwiches]] / Manwich: "To Serve Manwiches" - it's a cookbook! / Caption: The least surprising "Twilight Zone" ever...
 

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