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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Boxjam: I see... well, Merry Christmas, Mom. / Boxjam: Well, my Mom says we never had rooty-toot-toots in the house because my Dad struggled with lifelong rooty-toot-toot addiction... / Ms. Boxjam: Um... I don't know what to say... would you like to have rooty-toot-toots sometime to fulfill your childhood?... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20031225.html |
| The Grapes | The Grapes of Agony / The Grapes of Unbridled Fury / The Grapes of Honor / The Grapes of Wonder / The Grapes of Grudging Acquiescence http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20031226.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam as streetcorner evangelist standing on a streetcorner holding a sign that says "REPENT!", but people just keep passing him by.]] / [[Ms. BoxJam enters.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT SIGN FOR YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A SINGLE PERSON - WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT?
/ BoxJam: BECAUSE... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20031229.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: You know that song that goes, "Bright copper kittens all tied up with string, these are a few of my favorite things..."?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Very well... / BoxJam: How do they truss up such active animals?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Tranquilizers... / [[BoxJam walks off whistling]]
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20031230.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam and the kids]]
/ BoxJam: Hey everybody! I'm taking us out to Dave's!
/ Ms. BoxJam: You mean Dave's Italian Kitchen?
/ Little BoxJam: Whoo! / BoxJam: The same! Just like it says at DavesIK.com!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I love the vegetarian-friendly menu without the attitude!
/ Little... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20031231.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has just descended dark stairs and passed through an entryway. What seems to be a rock with a shadowed back is nearby.]] / [[BoxJam seems to hide behind the rock on all fours.]] /
/ [[In actuality, he was creeping inside the "shadow" (really a passageway), which he is now standing on the other... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Weird looking hole]] / [[BoxJam, kneeling, looks through weird looking hole]] / [[weird looking hole]] / BoxJam (thinking): I kind of like it in here... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking]]
/ BoxJam: So, God designed the universe to his spec, right?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Right... / BoxJam: Every physical property has his approval...every particle his blessing...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes...why? / BoxJam: Why do people expect him to violate his own rules all the time?
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are writing cards]]
/ BoxJam: You know the Myersons? Did she keep her maiden name?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... what about Cindy and Doug - did she keep hersr? / BoxJam: Only for professional situations, not a social invitation... don't Jim and Maggie spell their kid's name stupidly?
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are in bed]]
/ BoxJam: You know how we tend to look down on ancient people because they had some wacko ideas about stuff? / Ms. BoxJam: You look down at everybody, but continue...
/ BoxJam: Well, in future generations, I don't want them to think I was a dumb guy who believed all... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are walking during sunset]]
/ BoxJam: Is the boy having any more luck figuring out things with his teacher?
/ Ms. BoxJam: No, and I don't know what to tell him... / Ms. BoxJam: He turns things in on time, he's very conscientious about his work, but she just seems to have it in... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam stands with an arm outstretched. On the arm is a sizeable black band.]] / [[A falcon swoops in, dropping a bag of trash just in the act of alighting on BoxJam's arm.]] / [[Wider angle. The bag of trash is at his feet, the falcon on his arm, and a trash can just behind him. Ms. BoxJam is watching.]]
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040109.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits at his pipe organ, whose pipes are made of trash bags, and plays a haunting, depressing tune. At least he's wearing a top hat and tails.]] / {{The Phantom of the Garbage Can}} http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040112.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead are talking in the bar]]
/ Mallethead:...When Addison only found the horse and couldn't- / [[Boxjam's mobile phone rings and the ringtone is "Song of the Volga Boatmen... Song of the Volga Boatmen..."]] / Mallethead: Killer ringtone... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is sitting at a "Peanuts"-style booth labelled "Tales of a Loser Husband, 5c, the suffering wife is IN" ]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sitting with his head in his hands]] / [[Ms. BoxJam looks down at him]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: What are you thinking about?
/ BoxJam: Everything... / [[BoxJam sitting with his head in his hands]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Orange Guy are standing at the 'Wait Here' sign. Orange Guy has a HUGE balloon. BoxJam looks disgruntled]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040116.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has a bag of trash on a string]] / [[Ms. BoxJam comes up to him]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Why do you have a bag of trash on --
/ BoxJam: It's a balloon. / Ms. BoxJam: OK, but you've got a bag--
/ BoxJam: It's a BALLOON. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040119.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[God in a big crazy sweater - next to him is an appliance with a small BoxJam in it]]
/ God: If you're like Me, you want to create beings in your likeness, but don't want to deal with the muss and fuss! / [[He conjures a small BoxJam just above his hands]]
/ God: That's why I invented the dust-to-dustisserie!... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040120.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The BoxJam family at a restaurant - Little BoxJam is working on a placemat puzzle.]]
/ Placemat: Kids! Solve Cap'n Crimpy's coded message!
/ Puzzle: C_EA____ __D_' __ACE_A__ __C__! _'_ _______ ___E__ _______...
/ BoxJam: Boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult talk boring adult / Placemat: Kids!... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040121.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is watching TV on the couch; Ms. BoxJam is standing behind him with a bag of trash]]
/ BoxJam: Well, this is brilliant. The weather guy now calls his
/ forecast a "futurecast"- combining "future," meaning
/ "future," with "forecast," meaning "prediction of the
/ future." Isn't that brilliant? / [[BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040122.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam talks to BoxJam, who is walking and carrying a tub full of beer bottles.]]
/ "Well, I see you're ready for the "Sunday-Between-Championships-And-Super-Bowl-Weekends-Let's-Watch-Weird-Foregin-Sports" party...
/ BoxJam: You bet! I want to give these babies time to get acclimated! / [[Ms. BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040123.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{A lame takeoff of a semi-obscure painting called "The Triumph of Death"}} / [[A group of people on horseback, disgusted, come upon three BoxJams holding bags of trash.]]
/ Caption: "The Triumph of BoxJam" http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040126.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back with an 'F' on it.]] / [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back and looks at the grade.]] / [[Young BoxJam hands in an assignment.]] / [[Young BoxJam gets it back with an 'C' on it.]] / [[BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040127.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is walking.]] / [[He waits at the yellow "Wait Here" sign.]] / [[He looks left.]] / [[He looks right.]] / BoxJam (thinking): I wonder if I've been "left behind"... / {{I made this comic the day I realized that Jerry Jenkins (of the "Left Behind" series of fiction) had been relieved of his... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040128.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: This is a great party!
/ Some guy: Yeah! / BoxJam: Isn't this a great party?
/ Some other guy: Great party... / Some other other guy: So whaddya think?
/ BoxJam: Great party... / [[BoxJam lying in bed with Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: I sure used to go to great parties... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040129.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam begins telling a story, a cloud appears below him showing two boys lying in beds adjacent to one another.]]
/ BoxJam: "Probably the creepiest story I ever read was when I was a kid in the waiting room of my pediatrician's office... It was about these two boys in a hospital..." / [[One of the... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040209.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{I drew this in about 1987. For whatever reason, a friend of mine still had it in 2004 and sent it to me. It's a piece of paper with lots of badly drawn stuff}}
/ [[Chapter 10: More On the Breakup - Or, How to Get Dumped- not intended to be, but an inherently male view]]
/ [[Picture of Groening ripoff... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040210.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam looking angry]] / BoxJam: Why are you always saying I'm no good at anything?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Because you're a total loser... / BoxJam: That does follow... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040211.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A space-alien-y BoxJam chases an anthropomorphic Manwich past some other manwiches]]
/ Manwich: "To Serve Manwiches" - it's a cookbook! / Caption: The least surprising "Twilight Zone" ever... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20040315.html |
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