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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is at the computer, Ms. BoxJam standing behind him.]]
/ BoxJam: Mallethead sent me his novel for critiquing... / Novel: "FIX ME A TROPICAL PARADISE," Stallion slyly intoned, referring both to an alcoholic drink specialty and perhaps something else too. Phoebe clucked in disgust at this tube-headed... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060816.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is at the computer, Ms. BoxJam standing behind him, both blinking.]]
/ BoxJam: Mallethead's novel is terrible... But I couldn't tell him that! What can I do? / Novel: "I'M GOING BACK UP THERE," he insisted. "MY DESTINY AND MOUNT MONAMONAHAHA'S ARE INTERWOVEN, AND IT'S NO USE FIGHTING IT."
/ Phoebe... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060817.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So, I finished reading your novel, Mallethead... First-ish draft, right? It's great that you pushed on, and have a finished draft...
/ Mallethead: I SOLD IT. / BoxJam: Sold it? You took some publish-on-demand deal? Wouldn't it be better to polish it up, and try for--
/ Mallethead: I SOLD "SWEET... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060818.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[Title: l'Truth Inconveniente]]
/ [[BoxJam is blindfolded and kneeled in a guillotine.]]
/ [[Caption: People are swayed by adamance, even over contradictory, concrete evidence.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060819.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[Title: An Inconvenient Dick. or, Moby Truth.]]
/ [[BoxJam is poised with a handheld harpoon in a whaling boat, about to strike down into a whale. The whale's tail looms overhead. In the distance is a two-masted ship.]]
/ [[Caption: My mother-in-law's apartment building smells... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060820.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at a desk where a man sits behind a sign "V.F.W."]]
/ BoxJam: You fought in Korea? Really? My uncle fought in Korea! / BoxJam: Did you know Bob Joyner? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060821.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Text above the comic proper: Webcomics with Action!
/ Always on the cutting edge, 'For Better Or For Worse' has realized that on the interweb, your options are limitless. When you have a lot of action in your comic - tripping in horse manure, driving your pathetic old boyfriend around, running from... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060822.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam (thinking): I should think about going to bed soon... / [[BoxJam's body falls to the ground as his spirit watches]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I'm more tired than I realized... / [[Little BoxJam's spirit is running past]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): The boy must be dreaming - boy! Wake up! Get help! / Little... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060823.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam looking at a magazine]]
/ BoxJam: Oh good grief... "Smithsonian" has an article this month about whether Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare... / BoxJam: They present both sides, but even giving Oxfordian arguments credence bugs me...like the argument "the author had great knowledge of Italy" is presented... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060824.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at the 'Wait Here' sign talking to a small planet]]
/ BoxJam: Hey, I'm really sorry you got downgraded from "planet" status...
/ Pluto: I WHAT!? / BoxJam: Oh gosh! I'm sorry! You weren't going to hear about it for days, out where you are!
/ Pluto: Nah, I'm kidding...I'm only severl hours away... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060825.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[Title: An Inconvenient Truth.]]
/ [[BoxJam is spelunking, just soming over a ledge.]]
/ Caption: The Washington Nationals' "W" looks exactly like the stupid Walgreen's "W." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060826.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ (Pssst...An Inconvenient Truth) / [[A man stands suspiciously behind a lamppost]] / "Period" costumed people say "Huzzah" a lot more than people really did. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060827.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The BoxJam family in church]]
/ Preacher (offscreen): Ushers will now come down the aisles, collecting your blessed gifts to continue God's work... / [[BoxJam writes a note]]
/ Note: Thank you, God, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive an' doin' fine... / [[He attempts to hand it to the angry basket-bearing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060828.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: I have to admit, it must be cool to have a comic strip, where you can share your opinions on whatever you want every day...
/ BoxJam: Yeah... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060829.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is speaking to Ms. BoxJam as he looks at the computer.]]
/ BoxJam: So as soon as they stun Mark Karr with the news he didn' kill JonBenet, they up and ship him to California to see if he killed some other little girl... / BoxJam: I just hope he can put this all behind him soon so he can go back... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060830.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam carries a bag of trash past the telephone. The telephone rings]]
/ <<*BRNN* *BRNN*>> / Voice on phone: Brandhoe! I have the website we were talking about!
/ BoxJam: I'm sorry - you must have the wrong number... / Voice on phone: What!? But, guy, this is the number you gave me!
/ BoxJam: No, see...it's... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060831.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam rings a doorbell.]]
/ <<*Bing* *Bong*>> / [[A man with a moustache answers.]]
/ BoxJam: Retromud is fun to play! / [[BoxJam hands him a piece of paper.]]
/ BoxJam: Here's your doodle... / [[BoxJam driving his boat.]] / [[BoxJam at the door where a woman has answered.]]
/ BoxJam: Consider switching... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060901.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
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/ [[A BoxJam with wings, seen from behind, runs up off a ramp]]
/ Caption: Rape will remain so long as it is a successful reproductive strategy. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060902.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[Title: Eine Kleine Inconveniente Truet]]
/ [[BoxJam sits like the statue "The Thinker"]]
/ Caption: I might be DEAD by the time you read this. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060903.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Uncle Sam and John Bull]]
/ Uncle Sam: Separation of church and state is for losers! It had its place, but it's time to move on!
/ John Bull: Well chap, you're always on about freedom though...won't that be a problem? / [[Uncle Sam is walking up to a moose-antlered personification of Canada and a Frito-bag-carrying... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060905.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam shows Ms. BoxJam a bag shaped like a Klein bottle]]
/ BoxJam: ...and there's no point to taking the trash out, since it can never be said to be in the bag... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060906.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at a computer]]
/ Computer Screen: You have 1 new message(s). / Computer Screen: Dear Boxjam, I hope you're satisfied, Mister, because you've RUINED WEBCOMICS. / [[BoxJam sits in silence.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060907.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Sometimes I wonder if they use fear to manipulate us...
/ [[sign: Watch ABC! ... or terrorists might kill you.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060908.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[Title, In Large, Calligraphic Script: An In Con Ven Ient Truth]]
/ [[BoxJam is hoeing rows of earth with an old-fashioned peasant's hoe.]]
/ Caption: Nothing I do is ever good enoug enough.
/ [['enoug' is scratched out.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060909.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ [[BoxJam kneeling in anguish on a beach - in the background is the half-submerged Statue of Liberty.]]
/ BoxJam: I'm pretty sure there's a library book I haven't returned for 25 years... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060910.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading as Ms,. BoxJam looks on.]]
/ BoxJam: The stories are so frustratingly brief, but sometimes if you push, you can get more human aspects out of the narrative...our protagonist does not rise - is he alive or dead? / BoxJam: You look and look, trying to glean more meaning from little... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060911.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead]]
/ BoxJam: ...Barney told Fred that HE went to the doctor, and they told HIM they couldn't have children... / BoxJam: ...so it's pretty clear he was sterile... ...sometimes you have to read between the lines... / Mallethead: I WENT TO THE DOCTOR, AND SHE SAID MY WIFE ISN'T HAVING... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060912.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead]]
/ BoxJam: ...but it wasn't skim milk - it was 2%! If it has a pastel pink top, a jug of milk should be skim! / BoxJam: Which is not to say all skim milk should necessarily be pink-capped - "all A is B" does not imply "all B is A"... / BoxJam: ...but if you DO put a pink cap... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060913.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Inset Sign: BoxJam's Rules fer Livin'
/ BoxJam: Find your passion in life, make it your vocation, and you'll always succeed! / BoxJam: Because if you love it, that will come through, and it will work out! / [[BoxJam is embraced by his family]]
/ BoxJam: Your family will support you, because they don't... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060914.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam looks in a cabinet]] / [[BoxJam looks in the refrigerator]] / [[BoxJam has dinner going on the stove. Ms. BoxJam peeks in from the door.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: The rice is soggy and the peas are cold... / Ms. BoxJam: I know you haven't ruined dinner YET, but I'm in a hurry... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20060915.html |
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