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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Well, I'm off to flower a favorite relative's grave - H'lo! What's this?
/ Headstone: Bite me. / BoxJam: Oh, chee! Why so bitter?
/ Headstone: I'm dead, moron. / BoxJam: Ta ta, headstone! I shan't bring the children to meet you!
/ Headstone: Someday you'll / Headstone: be dead this long. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991026.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey, aren't you the same headstone I passed on the way in?
/ Headstone: Hatin' death / BoxJam: You wanna go grab a cold one?
/ Headstone: Uh, OK. / [[BoxJam and headstone at a bar]]
/ BoxJam: I need a life...
/ Headstone: You're one to talk. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991027.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms BoxJam: Dum dee dum... / Headstone: Oh my head. / Ms. BoxJam: BoxJam, do you remember burying anyone in our house?
/ Headstone: Hey sweets.
/ BoxJam: Oh, man, you crashed here last night? Do we have any coffee? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991028.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam watches a pot on the stove.]] / [[The pot comes to a boil.]] / BoxJam: Ha!
/ [[BoxJam jumps and throws something in the pot, splashing boiling water everywhere.]] / [[BoxJam stands back from the boiling pot.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991029.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam becomes partially shaded]] / [[BoxJam becomes more shaded]] / [[BoxJam is completely shaded]]
/ Either I'm seriously slowing down, or moss has started growing much faster... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms BoxJam: What happened?
/ BoxJam: I forgot to move and moss grew all over me. / Ms BoxJam: How do you know it's moss?
/ BoxJam: What else could it be? /
/ BoxJam: Wouldn't moss wash off? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: You should really call the doctor...
/ BoxJam: It's just, like, a cold or something. It'll clear up. / BoxJam: See, my arm's already starting to clear up... / Ms. BoxJam: Any chance that it's just that you're so lazy that you've fallen behind on being shown in darkness and light? /
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991103.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Headstone is at the door]]
/ Headstone: 'Sup? / [[BoxJam and headstone play catch]]
/ Headstone: No pepper. / [[BoxJam and headstone at the malt shop]]
/ Headstone: Slurp. / [[BoxJam pushes headstone on a swing]]
/ Headstone: Whee! / Headstone: Later days... / Little BoxJam: Mommy's worried about... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991104.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is trying to sneak into bed]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You smell like headstones. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[As BoxJam rakes, the leaves get deeper and deeper]]
/ Futility: The state or experience of accomplishing nothing. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading a book.]]
/ Ms BoxJam: Do you want to help me decide how to redo the living room? / [[BoxJam climbs a diving tower and leaps off]] / [[BoxJam is inches away from cracking his head the bottom of an empty swimming pool]] / Ms. BoxJam: Did you hear me?
/ [[BoxJam is still reading.]... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991109.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Say, BoxJam-ina, are you feeling... / BoxJam: [[head covered in vomit]] OK? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991110.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam in chair]]
/ ALL KIDS ASLEEP. WIFE ASLEEP. I NEED SOME QUIET TIME TO SIT AND THINK. / /
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991111.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Where can I get a Zombies boxed set? < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991112.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So I got her a brain at brains4zombies.com
/ Mallethead: Brains4zombies!? That's a spoof, you moron! You can't really order brains there! / BoxJam: Really!?
/ Mallethead: Yeah -- it's just a joke! Get a clue! / BoxJam: Hi -- I need to return something, but I lost the box it came in . . . http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | TV: There were two guys, they had good jobs, but they decided to quit and hike- along the Appalachian trail! / BoxJam: Along the Appalachian Trail! I haven't seen this show in years! / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991116.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Hi Mallet. Boxjam's upstairs watching tv. / Mallethead: Upstairs!? You guys have an upstairs here?
/ Ms. BoxJam: They're at the top of the stairs. You can't miss 'em. / Mallethead: (OS) All I see is a couple of rooms and stuff.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, well, keep looking. The upstairs are up there... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991117.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Mallethead: Yo, Jam.
/ BoxJam: Hey Mallethead, I found 'Along the Appalachian Trail' on TV! / BoxJam: I loved this show as a kid. I can't believe it's on again.
/ Mallethead: Yeah - my kids watch it all the time. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991118.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead sit on a couch]]
/ BoxJam: It's true - my kids don't watch TV like I did...
/ Mallethead: WHAT DO THEY DO? / BoxJam: Different thing - game, drawing, books...
/ Mallethead: SHEESH! / [[BoxJam buries his face in his hand]]
/ BoxJam: Not even books ABOUT TV!
/ Mallethead: I'M HERE,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991119.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Can you believe "Along the Appalachian Trail" is on every night at 10?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh Lord...
/ 'Mina: Bup! Bup! / BoxJam: So this is a perfect opportunity to do what we've talked about...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Which is what, exactly? / BoxJam: Get the kids watching MORE TV! GOOD TV!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991122.html |
| Brickface | Mallethead: TAKE THIS BRICK / Mallethead: NOW TIE IT TO YOUR FACE / Mallethead: BRICKFACE! / BoxJam: Why do I always fall for that? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991123.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam blows a round bubble]] / [[It flows off straight in one direction]] / [[It knocks over a bunch of bowling pin-shaped bubbles]] / [[BoxJam is holding a bowling pin-shaped bubble blowing wand]]
/ BoxJam: The kid's good! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991124.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam holds his head over a fire as the family watches expectantly. Little BoxJam holds a large bowl.]] / [[BoxJam's head starts to swell.]] / [[The top of BoxJam's head blows open, shooting out little nuggets (popcorn presumably).]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991125.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey Little BoxJam: Want me to toss you a few?
/ Little BoxJam: Uh...no thanks / [[BoxJam stands holding a ball as Little BoxJam walks away]] / [[BoxJam's head is shown in reverse image, with a look of despair]] / BoxJam (to his wife): He's already figured out how bad I am at baseball, hasn't... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991126.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: GREAT NEWS! I FOUND REASONABLY PRICED CHRISTMAS CARDS!
/ Ms. BoxJam: WITH ANGELS? THAT'S NOT USUALLY YOUR STYLE
/ BoxJam: BUT THEY'RE CHEAP! AND YOU LIKE THIS STUFF!
/ Ms. BoxJam: SOMETIMES - BUT THESE ANGELS LOOK WRONG - IS THAT A XYLOPHONE?
/ BoxJam: VIBES, I THINK... THEY'RE JOYFUL, RIGHT?
/ Ms.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991129.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So then BoxJam's head explodes
/ Ms. BoxJam: Why does BoxJam's body get so much abuse? / BoxJam: ...Because it's funny?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Once or twice, maybe. Why don't you try something new? / *Explosion* http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991130.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The shape of this comic is the shape of a nighttime sky]] / [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are lying on the ground, looking up at stars]]
/ BoxJam: That really bright one is Jupiter
/ Little BoxJam: How do you know? / BoxJam: Well, there's a certain imaginary line the planets follow. Also, Jupiter's bright... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991201.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam blows a bubble]] / [[It floats off]] / [[Little BoxJam blows an arrow-shaped bubble]] / [[It floats directly toward the first bubble and pierces it]] / BoxJam: The kid's good! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991202.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam looks forlorn.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: What's the matter? / BoxJam: I just figured out how meaningless I am. I am REALLY nobody.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Don't be ridiculous! What are you talking about? / BoxJam: I'm nine degress of separation away from Kevin Bacon. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991203.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: According to my figuring, Schulz will have done 17,294 "Peanuts" by the end of 1999, to my 182 doodles. / BoxJam: That means he'll have done about 98.483516538 strips for each one of mine. / BoxJam: By the end of January, however, the ratio will have dropped to 87.585365. / Ms. BoxJam: The... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991206.html |
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