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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam shoots little black balls out of her chest. BoxJam's chest has little hands that catch them]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Blah Blah Blah, Blah
/ BoxJam: Blah. Blah.
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000118.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Little BoxJam doesn't want me to help coach his soccer team. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000119.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam's laser vision burns a hole in BoxJam's head]] / Mallethead: BOXJAM! YOU'VE GOT AN ACTUAL MOUTH!
/ BoxJam (hole still smoldering): Not exactly... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000120.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I'm home!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hi. / BoxJam: Are you mad?
/ Ms. BoxJam: No. / BoxJam (thinking): Oh, man, she's so mad she's not even mad yet... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000121.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{Wherein BoxJam tells you stuff even though he doesn't know if you'd care: This one, like many doodles, came from a dream - a dream where I went to the moon. When I woke up, I thought about my son going to the moon, and realized that if he'd had the same dream, my wife and I would probably be there... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000124.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Well, the wife has gone off to visit some friends for a few days... / BoxJam: I hope she has fun, but I know she misses us... / BoxJam: She couldn't even get out the door before she wrote us a note!
/ Note On Door: So long! HA HA HA HA HA http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000125.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on the phone]]
/ BoxJam: Hi, Barbara? It's BoxJam. Are you all having a good time? / BoxJam: Hey, that's great. Concertina player! Really!? Wow. Uh-huh. Listen, Barbara, is my wife there? Great- / BoxJam: Hello? Oh, Barbara again. Is she there? No? Oh, you were mistaken. She's there, but... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000126.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [['Mina looks up at BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, who are so tall from her POV that they are grotesquely shaped. They wave down at her from their great height.]] / 'Mina: *sigh* http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000127.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Mallethead: WHO WAS THE GREATEST PITCHER OF ALL TIME?
/ BoxJam: Walter Johnson. Gotta be. / Mallethead: GREATEST GLOVE?
/ BoxJam: Mays, including his rifle arm / Mallethead: BEST ALL AROUND BALL PLAYER?
/ BoxJam: Ruth...Ruth. / [[Mallethead walks away, leaving BoxJam alone]] / BoxJam: Maybe I shoulda... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000128.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Mallethead and BoxJam stand over a piece of arcane machinery]]
/ Mallethead: *SIGH*
/ BoxJam: Mallethead - what's wrong?
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000131.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has an empty thought balloon floating over his head]] / Ms. BoxJam: What are you thinking about?
/ BoxJam (thinking): This is too embarrassing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000201.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam have sideways eyes]]
/ BoxJam: Sure, we get into our share of bar fights for looking at people this way, but what are you gonna do? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000202.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam appears on a poster as a magician, with Ms. BoxJam the helper]]
/ Poster: The Death-Defying BoxJam-mo! & his Beautiful Sidekick / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam appear with their sleeves rolled up - BoxJam has a bowtie, cape, tophat, and wand]] / BoxJam: Ask me any question.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Do you ever... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000203.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam holds a dotted-line circle labelled 'Prop']]
/ BoxJam: Expository statement recalling yesterday's wacky situation
/ Ms. BoxJam: Acknowledgment and attempt to move story forward / BoxJam: Seemingly straight-forward statement
/ Ms. BoxJam: Question to verify understood meaning? / [[The dotted-line... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000204.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam looks in a phone book]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Here it is - 888-328-7448. / BoxJam: Super Bowl 34 was 23-16! My new P.I.N. is 5280! My checking account number is 1110013488549! / Ms. BoxJam (picking up phone): The phone number is 888-328-7448. / BoxJam: Now I can't remember my new P.I.N! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000207.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Oh my God!
/ BoxJam: What!? / Ms. BoxJam: You're wearing one of MY muumuus! / BoxJam: I thought androgyny might sell. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000208.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: You know what's funny? Police officers eat a lot of doughnuts!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I've never noticed that. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000209.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Sometimes the most obnoxious, immature things make me happy. / BoxJam (to Ms. BoxJam): How's my professoress? You know, a web-page designress has that same attache! I think the technical writress does, too. Must be a chick thing. / [[BoxJam has a laser hole through his head]]
/ BoxJam: My wife,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000210.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: More Pokemon cards, huh? Who's on the laminated card in this pack?
/ Little BoxJam: Butterfree! Isn't it cool? / BoxJam: Yeah!
/ Little BoxJam: Butterfrees are fly! / [[BoxJam looks out at the reader]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000211.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{Charles Schulz died on Sunday, February 13. This is the comic for Monday the 14th}}
/ [[BoxJam stands in a light snowfall]] / [[The snow gets heavier and accumulates, a little piling on BoxJam's head]] / [[The snow is up to BoxJam's waist; and on his head it's as tall as a Beefeater's hat]] / [[BoxJam... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000214.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam envisions himself wearing a parson's hat]]
/ BoxJam: Nothing fancy... I just want a hat. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000215.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam emerges, three-dimensional, out of a piece of paper. BoxJam is two-dimensional in the paper]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: It makes him mad that I can do this...
/ BoxJam: Does not! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000216.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: No, you took it to- hey! You're on the wrong side!
/ BoxJam: Have you seen my penguin whistle? / [[Ms. BoxJam points up at the dialogue]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: That! Get over on my other side!
/ BoxJam: Wrong side? What are you talking about? / Ms. BoxJam: Well, forget it now. Strip's over.
/ BoxJam:... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000217.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks along, whistling]] / [[His whistle peters off mid-note as he comes across three tough-looking penguins. One is smoking]] / Smoking Penguin: What? / BoxJam (looking at audience): I really wish I hadn't lost my penguin whistle... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000218.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks along.]] / [[BoxJam goes by a house with a blue splotch on its door]] / BoxJam: Smurf passover! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000221.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Bad news... we've got penguins.
/ Ms. Boxjam: ! / BoxJam: Hey, when did you start playing the concertina?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Right after I put the jelly rolls in the oven - penguins? / BoxJam: Penguins. Bad penguins.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Do tell.
/ [[A scowling penguin puts out a cigarette on BoxJam's be... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000222.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on the phone]]
/ BoxJam: Mallethead - I need your help getting rid of penguins.
/ Mallethead (through phone): KILL 'EM! EVERYONE HATES PENGUINS! / BoxJam: Well, I have a plan - do you have 2 empty spools, red cellophane, and cheese cloth? / BoxJam: No? Well, just come over and help me herd... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000223.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam briefs Mallethead]]
/ BoxJam: Darkness confuses penguins. I should be able to flush out one or two at a time. You wait with the net. / BoxJam: Penguins are most dangerous when they organize...
/ BoxJam: The trick is to get them out before they band together... / BoxJam: There's one - now to... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000224.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Mallethead: BOXJAM! I HEARD A NOISE! ARE YOU OK? WHERE ARE THE PENGUINS!?
/ BoxJam: I... used... the penguin whistle... / Mallethead: PENGUIN WHISTLE?
/ BoxJam: Yeah. It was a last resort. / BoxJam: I was cornered...
/ [[BoxJam's narration becomes the scene]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000225.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: It's 2 a.m., I can't sleep, and I wish you'd never got that thing.
/ [[Ms. BoxJam plays the concertina.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000228.html |
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