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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam stands over a broken garbage bag]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You can't even take out the garbage without screwing it up?!
/ BoxJam: Heh. Well, like you said when we got married, you didn't care; you just wanted me... / Ms. BoxJam (thinking): I meant somebody NAMED you, but better... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010604.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is lying on his back.]]
/ BoxJam: God I'm exhausted. Between work and doing stuff for the family, there's no time or energy left for ANYTHING. / BoxJam: Oh, well. Taking care of them is what it's all about. I must be doing something right, as long as they're happy. / [[Ms. BoxJam appears, standing over BoxJam, with two sobbing children at her side.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I HATE MY LIFE. / [[BoxJam is alone again, still in the same position.]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010605.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are in bed]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You sure have been extra incompetent lately...
/ BoxJam: Um, do you remember how crazy and extreme your moods were when you were pregnant with the kids? / Ms. BoxJam: No. No I don't. That never happened. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010606.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are in bed]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT!?
/ BoxJam: Well, you know, it would explain some things... / Ms. BoxJam: I hate you! NowaitIwannabepregnant you're great! Remember when I was pregnant last time? / [[BoxJam pictures a scene with a gigantic-headed Ms. BoxJam with many eyes in different moods, some shooting lasers, some crying, some loving. She is carrying a tray of sandwiches. BoxJam hides behind a cabinet]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: YEARGGHH / [[back to scene]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well do you?
/ BoxJam: Just the good stuff. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010607.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading on a chair and BoxJamina is playing with a doll at his feet]] / [[still reading and playing]] / BoxJamina: Dogs drive or no?
/ BoxJam: No. / [[They continue reading and playing]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010608.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So, you're taking the pregnancy test?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yep. / [[BoxJam stands alone.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Nope.
/ BoxJam: Huh. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010611.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on the phone]]
/ BoxJam: Really? Oh, I'm sorry... / [[He walks away]]
/ BoxJam: ... / BoxJam: If you're taking an opinion poll, is it really possible to get answers wrong?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Knowing you? Probably. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010612.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam, carrying money, walks into a store under the sign "Jus' Crawdads."]] / [[External shot of store]] / [[External shot of store]]
/ BoxJam (from within): Ouch. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010613.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is sitting on the floor listening to a Victrola]]
/ Singing from Victrola: It's so hard bein' a rock star...playin' in a new town ev'ry day...four thousands of people, who paid forty bucks a head, and you never learn their names... / Singing from Victrola: ...and then there's all the strangers who wanna get it on with you...hey! Didja ever think about that!? / Singing from Victrola: ...Well, don't even get me started on the money and all thd drugs..how could anybody deal with all that? / [[BoxJam has started crying]]
/ Singing from Victrola: Yeah it's so hard bein' a rock star...why doesn't anybody understand?...
/ BoxJam: *snif* http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010614.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam, kids in tow, comes up to BoxJam, reading]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I don't feel like cooking. Pick a restaurant you're taking us to.
/ BoxJam: "The Celebration of Colonial Rule Indian Restaurant" / Ms. BoxJam: Just because a restaurant is called "The Viceroy" doesn't mean it's "a celebration of colonial rule."
/ BoxJam: Whatever. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010615.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam walk along]]
/ Sign: SALE
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010618.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The strip shows a BoxJam strip folded accordion-style, with two voices speaking above it]]
/ Voice 1: How do other cartoonists fit into [sic] one strip in 640 pixels?
/ Voice 2: They only draw from the waist up. You're not using that 'Canada' one, are you? / [[Strip within the strip]]
/ BoxJam: I can't believe Quebec wants to seced!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Who cares? It's Canada! / BoxJam: That sounds like talk of insurrection!
/ Ms. BoxJam: No, I just don't care / BoxJam: When they write songs about the coming war, the one about you will be called "traitor."
/ Ms. BoxJam: Repeat after me: "Canada." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010619.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Mallethead at the bar]]
/ BoxJam: How do you expect you'll die?
/ Mallethead: I DUNNO - TRAGIC SMASHING MISHAP, MAYBE. YOU? / BoxJam: Well, I'm not as adventurous as you...chances are, it'll be my heart... / [[BoxJam takes a sip]] / BoxJam: ...and I'll be cryin' like a school girl...
/ Mallethead: OH, WELL YEAH... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010620.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is filling out a "Dumb Form You Gotta Do"]]
/ Name Last: BoxJam
/ First: BoxJam
/ M.I: B.
/ X this: X
/ Age: 36
/ Gender: M
/ Marital Status:
/ Mother's Maiden Name:
/ Some Other Invasion of Privacy:
/ 42, or 3:
/ Your Porn Star Name: / [[BoxJam thinks for a minute]] / Marital Status: I guess it's going OK http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010621.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is painting.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Do you remember the first time you said you loved me?
/ BoxJam: I think it was probably during "the call." / Ms. BoxJam: "The call?" Excuse me?
/ BoxJam: You know, the big phone call I made when we were dating...the one we always talk about... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, I see. That gets the designation of "the call," whereas the phone call I made to you immediately PRIOR to that is just "the call before the call?"
/ BoxJam: No, you're right. THAT was "the call." Mine needs another designation. Let's try this again. / Ms. BoxJam: Do you remember the first time you said you loved me?
/ BoxJam: Probably during "the damned call." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010622.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Dramatically angled view of BoxJam retrieving a frisbee from the roof with a rake. Little BoxJam is a tiny figure on the ground below.]] / [[Little BoxJam rejoices as BoxJam hands him the frisbee.]] / [[Little BoxJam examines the frisbee as BoxJam walks off with the ladder and rake.]] / [[BoxJam is back and the frisbee is back on the roof.]]
/ BoxJam: Same time next year?
/ Little BoxJam: Sure. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010625.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam meets BoxJam at the door with a bag of trash.]]
/ BoxJam: Am I annoying?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I don't think particularly - why? / BoxJam: I'm just kinda noticing that most people around me seem annoyed most of the time.
/ Ms. BoxJam: No, that's just how most people ARE - believe me, most people around me seem annoyed too... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010626.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]] / [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]] / [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]] / [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]] / [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]]
/ Orange Guy: So ~ had a little accident, huh?
/ BoxJam: Heh, heh...yeah... / [[BoxJam and the Orange Guy at the "Wait Here" sign. BoxJam has a big bandage on a finger.]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): Jerk. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010627.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam with Mallethead, who's downcast and wearing a tie]]
/ BoxJam: Whoa - A TIE! Whose funeral?
/ Mallethead. SAM KOGAN'S. / [[Mallethead continues looking downcast]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010628.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam as a newborn baby]] / [[Little BoxJam, still a baby, sitting up holding a blanket]] / [[Little BoxJam, taller, playing catch with BoxJam] / [[Little BoxJam, taller, driving a boat by himself]] / [[Little BoxJam, taller, receiving a diploma, with parents at his side (who are now shorter than him]] / [[Little BoxJam, significantly taller than his bride, getting married]] / [[Little BoxJam, very much taller than his wife and BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, holding his newborn baby]] / [[Little BoxJam, really, really tall, reading from a bible at BoxJam's funeral]] / [[Little BoxJam, now old, bearded, and caned, stands about twice as tall as his wife]] / [[Little BoxJam, "regular" size and age, with BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Um, no, actually...somewhere around age 18 you pretty much stop growing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010629.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is taking a bath]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: ...so I want you to call them and complain!
/ BoxJam: YOU call them. You're tougher than me. They'll respond to you. / Ms. BoxJam: That's ridiculous! You can make a phone call! You're a man! You should be able to be tough! / [[A mother bird and two babies fly in the window]] / [[The mother and a baby are swimming in the tub, the other baby has perched on BoxJam's head. BoxJam has produced a drink with an umbrella in it.]]
/ BoxJam: Fear me, baby. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010702.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: You know, I read that wine is a natural bug repellant...
/ BoxJam: Well, that's great news... a toast to wine! / [[They toast, and a fly lands in Ms. BoxJam's glass]] / BoxJam: I think that's the first time I've ever seen a fly in your chardonnay actually be ironic... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010703.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam on a stepladder screwing something in]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: It's about time we had a carbon monoxide detector / [[The detector immediately goes off]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010704.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at a PC. The screen reads Diaryland. Ms. BoxJam walks up]]
/ BoxJam typing: Man what a day. Sixteen tons of trash to haul out to the curb, and what do I get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Maybe someday I'll buy us a house where there's a trash *chute*, and...I think I hea[obscured]ure gotta
/ Ms. BoxJam: Whacha doin'? / [[BoxJam's hand is pressing on the keyboard]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010705.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at door]]
/ BoxJam: Well, I'm off!
/ Kids: WAAA! AAAAH! / BoxJam: What?
/ Kids: AAAHHH! AAAHHH! / Ms. BoxJam: If you really loved me, you'd take care of the kids, do all the housework, never go to a job, and we'd have lots of money...
/ [[The kids are running circles around Ms. BoxJam]]
/ Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010706.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam appears above the comic]]
/ BoxJam; Hey everybody~ BoxJam here. I'm taking the week off to chill out. The strip's going to be drawn by {{inserted}} Fake guest artists. Buy BoxJam adhesive bandages! / [[Note: Today's strip is {{inserted}} NOT drawn by Lynn Johnston, artist of "For Better Or For Worse" / [[Ms. BoxJam, 'Mina, and BoxJam are drawn in the style of "FBOFW." Ms. BoxJam has her arm around 'Mina, who's crying and wiping her nose]]
/ BoxJam: I'm sorry your pot-bellied pig died, 'Mina.
/ 'Mina: <<*SNUF*>> / [[closeup on 'Mina]]
/ 'Mina: Oh, that's OK. It's part of growing up. From this, we'll all learn that life goes on! / Ms. BoxJam (brightly): Well, not for me, actually. I have incurable cancer!
/ BoxJam (brightly): Oh, weird! You too? / [[comic is signed "Fake Lynn"]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010709.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Headnote: Today's strip was not drawn by Scott Adams, nor even fake Scott Adams.]]
/ {{A very Dilbert-looking strip}}
/ [[A Dilbert-looking BoxJam and, um, Wally-looking Wally from Dilbert stand at the 'Wait Here' sign]] / [[An Orange Dogbert-looking guy walks up]]
/ Dogbert-looking guy (thinking): Jerks. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010710.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{Today's strip was drawn by
/ fake Garry Trudeau from the future.}} / BoxJam as Mike Doonesbury: Hey Ms. BoxJam - why is president Schwarzanegger such a jerk!?
/ Ms. BoxJam as Doonesbury's wife: Republicans are inherently evil? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010711.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Comic strip is in black and white, and is partially in the style of "Andy Capp", and partially of "Miss Peach"]] / Message: Today's strip courtesy of the fake Reg Smythe and the fake Mell Lazarus, who are fake life partners. / [[Andy Capp looks at Big Ben - midnight.]]
/ Andy: (thinking): Oh oh... I've really overdone it this time... / [[Same scene, but Andy no longer in the frame]]
/ Andy Capp (from below frame): Zed...zed...zed... / [[Andy Capp's House]]
/ Miss Peach kids: Is Bup ever coming home?
/ Flo: First ask me if I care... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010712.html |
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