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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam and BoxJam sit talking]] / BoxJam: Well, I'd tell you to tell those other kids "takes one to know one," but I'm not even sure what a "Peeny Gaywad" is...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 10]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 10:35]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 11:10]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 11:55]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 12:35]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 1:00]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 1:00]] / BoxJam: Dude, that's no way to end a Jan Smithers page.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam lying under a tree. A skywriter has written "Surrender BoxJam"]] / Caption: Oh, there's no witch. Just more people who hate me.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam (reading): By the blackberry bramble, / in a hole edged with moss, / lived a hare and his family. / He was the forest's crime boss. / / BoxJam (reading): *ahem* By the blackberry bramble, / in a hole edged with moss, / lived a hare and his family. / He was the forest's crime boss. (Somebody give me a yes.) / Little BoxJam: *sigh* Yes. / 'Mina: Yes. / / BoxJam (reading): On an eve cold and clear, / with the moon shining bright, / Papa Bun sent his order: / "The skunk gets it tonight." Somebody witness. / Little BoxJam: Witness. / 'Mina: Awight. / BoxJam (reading): ...By the deep silent pond, / And that skunk begged for mercy. / Little BoxJam: Testify! / 'Mina: Yes! / BoxJam (reading): So remember this lesson - / if you travel the woods, / stear clear of the bunny! / Don't deal in his goods! / Little BoxJam: Amen! Amen! / 'Mina: Whoo! / [[BoxJam and Mallethead at the bar]] / Mallethead: YOU READ TO YOUR KIDS? / BoxJam: Religiously.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: ... And if I stab him, I become Thane... / Ms. BoxJam: Would I become Thaness? / BoxJam: Um, the prophecy didn't really say... You'd be the wife of a Thane... I don't know what that is... / Ms. BoxJam: How could you not find that out!? Don't even thing of stabbing someone unless you know I'll be a Thaness! / BoxJam: You know, I think I remember that I used to have to face moral dilemmas. But now I'm married.
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is in a foxhole, writing. A shell bursts above.]] / BoxJam's letter: September 3: No end in sight. Any shell, any fragment, may find its way to me and kill me... / [[BoxJam is in a foxhole, writing.]] / BoxJam's letter: ...so here I bide my time, hoping against hope that the inevitable will not happen... / [[BoxJam is hiding under ther bed.]] / BoxJam: ...but I know I will be found... / BoxJamina (Off screen): He hit me! / Little BoxJam (Off screen): Did not! She hit me! Bup!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: ... So I threw out a bunch of tapes that were in a box in the garage... / BoxJam: Hey! I wanted those tapes! / Ms. BoxJam: You never watched them! / BoxJam: Because you put them in the garage! / Ms. BoxJam: What are you doing? / BoxJam: I'm trying to do that "laser eyes" thing you do.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: You're back from shopping already? / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah-I waltzed right through the grocery store... / Little BoxJam: Mommy's back from the grocery store already? / BoxJam: Yeah-she did it in 3/4 time... / Little BoxJam: You keep stats on how fast you shop?
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Little BoxJam: Bup! Mallethead! Come lookit me on my skateboard! / BoxJam: Maybe in a minute, buddy... / Little BoxJam: Mommy! Come see my new trick on my skateboard! / Ms. BoxJam: I'm a little busy right now, dear... / Little BoxJam: 'Mina ~ will you come look- / BoxJam-ina: Shh! Mifferd! / TV: Milford the Moralizing Dog / Caption: The Great Unwatched
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]] / Mrs. BoxJam: What's this? / BoxJam: I've decided to be the torchbearer of all the forgotten comic strips... / Writing: Martina Orr Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Lut / [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]] / Mrs. BoxJam: Why do you think you're the perfect one to lead the forgotten? / BoxJam: Do what now? / Writing: Apple Mary Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Luther / [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]] / Mrs. BoxJam: Never mind... / BoxJam: Hey! Who wrote all over the glass? / Writing: Apple Mary Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Luther
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam stand looking at the 'screen,' on which are written (backward) many comic strip names]] / Ms. BoxJam: More forgotten comic strips? / BoxJam: Yeah... / (on the screen, backward): The Ryatts / Skippy / Baron Beam / The Family Business / smallgreY / Ms. BoxJam: You forgot "Garfield"... / BoxJam: Garfield's not forgotten... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, true. Wait, but YOU forgot it. Hey, as you do this, aren't they likely to become less forgotten? / BoxJam: No chance! I'm already more forgotten then these strips ever were! / BoxJam (writing on the screen, backward): BoxJam's...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam with hand Little BoxJam's shoulder]] / BoxJam: JUST REMEMBER: DO BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF MY LIFE . . .
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{ this comic was the first one I did after the 9/11 attacks - I tried to make one that worked both in context to the attacks, but also out of context - sometimes you're just so exhausted you can't sleep }} / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bed]] / BoxJam: WHAT A DAY. I'M JUST EXHAUSTED. / Ms. BoxJam: YEAH - I'LL BE ASLEEP WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW . . . / [[BOTH LYING AWAKE]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina... I'm home! / BoxJamina: BUP! HA HA HA HA HA / BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina... Time for dinner! / BoxJamina: WAAAH! WAAAH! / BoxJam: Ok, 'Mina... time for your bath... / BoxJamina: YAY! HA HA HA! / BoxJam: Alright, 'Mina... Time for bed! / BoxJamina: AAAH... AWWWWH! / BoxJam: ...So, for your bedtime story, we're going to read about bipolar disorders! / BoxJamina: STORY! HA HA HA HA!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Have the kids been reading Internet comics? / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... I didn't want them to see news sites... so when they asked what I was online for I quickly showed them some comic sites you have bookmarked - Why? / BoxJam: No reason... / [[Little BoxJam is dressed as Slick from Sinfest, and Boxjam-ina is dressed as Butch from Chopping Block]]
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [['MINA ENTRANCED; BOXJAM BORED]] / <> / BoxJam: WHAT'S THE WORD ON ELLIOTT MOOSE? / Ms. BoxJam: STILL ON THE LOOSE . . .
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: No. It's impossible, by definition. / [[BoxJam thinks.]] / [[BoxJam thinks.]] / [[BoxJam thinks for three more staggered panels.]] / BoxJam: Staple toes. Ban all clams. Make eraser stew. / Ms. BoxJam: Wow. You really can have bad ideas, even when brainstorming.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are sitting reading newspapers]] / Ms. BoxJam: It Says here that world temperatures, in a best-case scenario, may peak in 2020... / Ms. BoxJam: *SNICKER* / [More reading] / Ms. BoxJam: I know you like to hear stuff about the year 2020. / BoxJam: _ALL_ men choose what year they're making a run for the presidency - you just happen to know mine...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{This was shortly after 9/11}} / BoxJam: The world has changed so much in the past ten days. I can't believe I'm rooting for the Yankees to win the world series... / <> / BoxJam: What!? That's a big deal for me! / Ms. BoxJam: Hon, if your regular team was better than the Orioles, I might be impressed...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bed; BoxJam reading; Ms. asleep]] / Ms. BoxJam (in sleep): zzz... huh? who? zzz... / BoxJam: Who what, dear? / Ms. BoxJam (in sleep): zzz...who are all these people?...zzz... / BoxJam: It's a hundred strippers I hired as a surprise... / Ms. BoxJam: ok... ...zzz... / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bathroom; BoxJam brushing his teeth]] / Ms. BoxJam: I had the strangest dream last night... / BoxJam: Mmm.
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: WELL, NOW BIBLE CODE OFFICIANADOS ARE CLAIMING THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACKS WERE FORETOLD BY PICKING SEQUENCES OF LETTERS IN HEBREW IN THE OLD TESTAMENT ... / BoxJam: THAT SAME GRID FORETELLS THE BIBLE CODE PEOPLE FINDING THAT PROPHECY! / Ms. BoxJam: REALLY. / BoxJam: YEAH - IT CONTAINS THE WORDS 'DUMB' AND 'ASS'! / [[BOXJAM HAS A PIE SMASHED IN HIS FACE]] / Ms. BoxJam: DID THE BIBLE CODE FORETELL THAT? / BoxJam: MY MONEY'S ON 'YES.'
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are running in opposite directions.]] / [[They notice each other.]] / [[They try to walk off innocently.]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks.]] / [[He waves to the viewer.]] / [[He looks off casually to the side.]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: You know what'd be neat? Meeting some historical figure, like Shakespeare, or Daniel Boone, or Colonel Sanders... / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah...if only one could...if not for their all being dead... / <> / BoxJam: I *HATE* death...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is speaking to Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: Sometimes I think the Amish have the right idea - eschewing modern technology; living in a simpler time... / BoxJam: I don't need to go so far back, though...really, any time before the World Trade Center attack... / BoxJam: ...So I'm going to live two years in the past...that way, I can skip all the stupid fads and decisions I made... / [[The last panel is white instead of blue]] / BoxJam: ...Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for the new Kevin Williamson hit show "Wasteland"...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: What's the best tv-show theme song of all time? / Ms. BoxJam: I don't know - "Peter Gunn"? / BoxJam: Yes! Yes! You're right! I married the right woman in fact! Whoooooooooo!!! / [[BoxJam dances offpanel]] / BoxJam: Peter Peter Guh-uh-uh-unn! Peter Peter Guh-uh-uh-unn! / Ms. BoxJam: ...or maybe "The Love Boat"... / BoxJam (offpanel): PETERGUNN! PETERGUNN!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[The kids approach Ms. BoxJam]] / Little BoxJam: Can we have a deer? / Ms. BoxJam: Well, OK... / [[The kids, Ms. BoxJam, and a stag deer watch TV]] / [[BoxJam walks in]] / BoxJam: Nice deer... / Little BoxJam: Shh...TV... / <> / <>
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: We need to get some raking done... / BoxJam: What? You're crazy! The leaves haven't even fallen yet! / [[Ms. BoxJam walks away]] / [[Visible through a window, she walks toward a tree outside]] / [[She points at the tree]] / [[All the leaves fall off the tree en masse]] / [[BoxJam, outside, raking]] / BoxJam: I wonder if that's more of a "talky" thing or a "pointy" thing that makes it work...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam, holding a bag of trash, determinedly looks at a trash can at the top of a set of stairs in the middle of nowhere. No words]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: Let's go somewhere... / BoxJam: Where? / Ms. BoxJam: Someplace nice - a tropical beach. / [[A palm tree and bowed island-style horizon line appear.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Whee.
 

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