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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam and BoxJam sit talking]]
/ BoxJam: Well, I'd tell you to tell those other kids "takes one to know one," but I'm not even sure what a "Peeny Gaywad" is... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010827.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 10]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 10:35]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 11:10]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 11:55]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 12:35]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 1:00]] / [[BoxJam sits at computer. Clock reads approximately 1:00]]
/ BoxJam: Dude, that's no way to end a Jan Smithers page. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010828.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam lying under a tree. A skywriter has written "Surrender BoxJam"]]
/ Caption: Oh, there's no witch. Just more people who hate me. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010829.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam (reading): By the blackberry bramble, / in a hole edged with moss, / lived a hare and his family. / He was the forest's crime boss. /
/ BoxJam (reading): *ahem* By the blackberry bramble, / in a hole edged with moss, / lived a hare and his family. / He was the forest's crime boss. (Somebody give me a yes.)
/ Little BoxJam: *sigh* Yes.
/ 'Mina: Yes. /
/ BoxJam (reading): On an eve cold and clear, / with the moon shining bright, / Papa Bun sent his order: / "The skunk gets it tonight." Somebody witness.
/ Little BoxJam: Witness.
/ 'Mina: Awight. / BoxJam (reading): ...By the deep silent pond, / And that skunk begged for mercy.
/ Little BoxJam: Testify!
/ 'Mina: Yes! / BoxJam (reading): So remember this lesson - / if you travel the woods, / stear clear of the bunny! / Don't deal in his goods!
/ Little BoxJam: Amen! Amen!
/ 'Mina: Whoo! / [[BoxJam and Mallethead at the bar]]
/ Mallethead: YOU READ TO YOUR KIDS?
/ BoxJam: Religiously. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010830.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: ... And if I stab him, I become Thane...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Would I become Thaness? / BoxJam: Um, the prophecy didn't really say... You'd be the wife of a Thane... I don't know what that is...
/ Ms. BoxJam: How could you not find that out!? Don't even thing of stabbing someone unless you know I'll be a Thaness! / BoxJam: You know, I think I remember that I used to have to face moral dilemmas. But now I'm married. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010831.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is in a foxhole, writing. A shell bursts above.]]
/ BoxJam's letter: September 3: No end in sight. Any shell, any fragment, may find its way to me and kill me... / [[BoxJam is in a foxhole, writing.]]
/ BoxJam's letter: ...so here I bide my time, hoping against hope that the inevitable will not happen... / [[BoxJam is hiding under ther bed.]]
/ BoxJam: ...but I know I will be found...
/ BoxJamina (Off screen): He hit me!
/ Little BoxJam (Off screen): Did not! She hit me! Bup! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010903.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: ... So I threw out a bunch of tapes that were in a box in the garage...
/ BoxJam: Hey! I wanted those tapes! / Ms. BoxJam: You never watched them!
/ BoxJam: Because you put them in the garage! / Ms. BoxJam: What are you doing?
/ BoxJam: I'm trying to do that "laser eyes" thing you do. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010904.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: You're back from shopping already?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah-I waltzed right through the grocery store... / Little BoxJam: Mommy's back from the grocery store already?
/ BoxJam: Yeah-she did it in 3/4 time... / Little BoxJam: You keep stats on how fast you shop? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010905.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Little BoxJam: Bup! Mallethead! Come lookit me on my skateboard!
/ BoxJam: Maybe in a minute, buddy... / Little BoxJam: Mommy! Come see my new trick on my skateboard!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I'm a little busy right now, dear... / Little BoxJam: 'Mina ~ will you come look-
/ BoxJam-ina: Shh! Mifferd!
/ TV: Milford the Moralizing Dog / Caption: The Great Unwatched http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010906.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]]
/ Mrs. BoxJam: What's this?
/ BoxJam: I've decided to be the torchbearer of all the forgotten comic strips...
/ Writing: Martina Orr Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Lut / [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]]
/ Mrs. BoxJam: Why do you think you're the perfect one to lead the forgotten?
/ BoxJam: Do what now?
/ Writing: Apple Mary Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Luther / [[BoxJam is writing on the fourth wall while Mrs. BoxJam looks on]]
/ Mrs. BoxJam: Never mind...
/ BoxJam: Hey! Who wrote all over the glass?
/ Writing: Apple Mary Tumbleweeds Tiger Fogarty Winston Lewsome Hejji King Aroo Charge! The Dropouts Wordsmith Luther http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010907.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam stand looking at the 'screen,' on which are written (backward) many comic strip names]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: More forgotten comic strips?
/ BoxJam: Yeah...
/ (on the screen, backward): The Ryatts
/ Skippy
/ Baron Beam
/ The Family Business
/ smallgreY / Ms. BoxJam: You forgot "Garfield"...
/ BoxJam: Garfield's not forgotten... / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, true. Wait, but YOU forgot it. Hey, as you do this, aren't they likely to become less forgotten?
/ BoxJam: No chance! I'm already more forgotten then these strips ever were! / BoxJam (writing on the screen, backward): BoxJam's... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010910.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam with hand Little BoxJam's shoulder]]
/ BoxJam: JUST REMEMBER: DO BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF MY LIFE . . . http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010911.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{ this comic was the first one I did after the 9/11 attacks - I tried to make one that worked both in context to the attacks, but also out of context - sometimes you're just so exhausted you can't sleep }}
/ [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bed]]
/ BoxJam: WHAT A DAY. I'M JUST EXHAUSTED.
/ Ms. BoxJam: YEAH - I'LL BE ASLEEP WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW . . . / [[BOTH LYING AWAKE]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010912.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina... I'm home!
/ BoxJamina: BUP! HA HA HA HA HA / BoxJam: Hey, 'Mina... Time for dinner!
/ BoxJamina: WAAAH! WAAAH! / BoxJam: Ok, 'Mina... time for your bath...
/ BoxJamina: YAY! HA HA HA! / BoxJam: Alright, 'Mina... Time for bed!
/ BoxJamina: AAAH... AWWWWH! / BoxJam: ...So, for your bedtime story, we're going to read about bipolar disorders!
/ BoxJamina: STORY! HA HA HA HA! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010913.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Have the kids been reading Internet comics?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... I didn't want them to see news sites... so when they asked what I was online for I quickly showed them some comic sites you have bookmarked - Why? / BoxJam: No reason...
/ [[Little BoxJam is dressed as Slick from Sinfest, and Boxjam-ina is dressed as Butch from Chopping Block]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010914.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [['MINA ENTRANCED; BOXJAM BORED]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010917.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: No. It's impossible, by definition. / [[BoxJam thinks.]] / [[BoxJam thinks.]] / [[BoxJam thinks for three more staggered panels.]] / BoxJam: Staple toes. Ban all clams. Make eraser stew.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Wow. You really can have bad ideas, even when brainstorming. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010918.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are sitting reading newspapers]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: It Says here that world temperatures, in a best-case scenario, may peak in 2020... / Ms. BoxJam: *SNICKER* / [More reading] / Ms. BoxJam: I know you like to hear stuff about the year 2020.
/ BoxJam: _ALL_ men choose what year they're making a run for the presidency - you just happen to know mine... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010919.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{This was shortly after 9/11}}
/ BoxJam: The world has changed so much in the past ten days. I can't believe I'm rooting for the Yankees to win the world series... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010920.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bed; BoxJam reading; Ms. asleep]]
/ Ms. BoxJam (in sleep): zzz... huh? who? zzz... / BoxJam: Who what, dear?
/ Ms. BoxJam (in sleep): zzz...who are all these people?...zzz... / BoxJam: It's a hundred strippers I hired as a surprise...
/ Ms. BoxJam: ok... ...zzz... / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in bathroom; BoxJam brushing his teeth]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I had the strangest dream last night...
/ BoxJam: Mmm. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010921.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: WELL, NOW BIBLE CODE OFFICIANADOS ARE CLAIMING THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACKS WERE FORETOLD BY PICKING SEQUENCES OF LETTERS IN HEBREW IN THE OLD TESTAMENT ...
/ BoxJam: THAT SAME GRID FORETELLS THE BIBLE CODE PEOPLE FINDING THAT PROPHECY! / Ms. BoxJam: REALLY.
/ BoxJam: YEAH - IT CONTAINS THE WORDS 'DUMB' AND 'ASS'! / [[BOXJAM HAS A PIE SMASHED IN HIS FACE]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: DID THE BIBLE CODE FORETELL THAT?
/ BoxJam: MY MONEY'S ON 'YES.' http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010924.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are running in opposite directions.]] / [[They notice each other.]] / [[They try to walk off innocently.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010925.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks.]] / [[He waves to the viewer.]] / [[He looks off casually to the side.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010926.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: You know what'd be neat? Meeting some historical figure, like Shakespeare, or Daniel Boone, or Colonel Sanders...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah...if only one could...if not for their all being dead... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010927.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is speaking to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Sometimes I think the Amish have the right idea - eschewing modern technology; living in a simpler time... / BoxJam: I don't need to go so far back, though...really, any time before the World Trade Center attack... / BoxJam: ...So I'm going to live two years in the past...that way, I can skip all the stupid fads and decisions I made... / [[The last panel is white instead of blue]]
/ BoxJam: ...Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for the new Kevin Williamson hit show "Wasteland"... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20010928.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: What's the best tv-show theme song of all time?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I don't know - "Peter Gunn"? / BoxJam: Yes! Yes! You're right! I married the right woman in fact! Whoooooooooo!!! / [[BoxJam dances offpanel]]
/ BoxJam: Peter Peter Guh-uh-uh-unn! Peter Peter Guh-uh-uh-unn! / Ms. BoxJam: ...or maybe "The Love Boat"...
/ BoxJam (offpanel): PETERGUNN! PETERGUNN! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011001.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The kids approach Ms. BoxJam]]
/ Little BoxJam: Can we have a deer?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, OK... / [[The kids, Ms. BoxJam, and a stag deer watch TV]] / [[BoxJam walks in]]
/ BoxJam: Nice deer...
/ Little BoxJam: Shh...TV... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011002.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: We need to get some raking done...
/ BoxJam: What? You're crazy! The leaves haven't even fallen yet! / [[Ms. BoxJam walks away]] / [[Visible through a window, she walks toward a tree outside]] / [[She points at the tree]] / [[All the leaves fall off the tree en masse]] / [[BoxJam, outside, raking]]
/ BoxJam: I wonder if that's more of a "talky" thing or a "pointy" thing that makes it work... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011003.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam, holding a bag of trash, determinedly looks at a trash can at the top of a set of stairs in the middle of nowhere. No words]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011004.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Let's go somewhere...
/ BoxJam: Where?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Someplace nice - a tropical beach. / [[A palm tree and bowed island-style horizon line appear.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Whee. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20011005.html |
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