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BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[Ms. BoxJam comes up to BoxJam]] / Ms. BoxJam: Try to be useful for once, and clean the bathroom... / BoxJam: Now wait a minute! / [[BoxJam looks mad]] / BoxJam: I do a lot for this family! I get the kids ready for school, I earn money, I put the kids to bed, I help clean, but all I ever hear about is stuff I don't do! / [[BoxJam looks very mad]] / BoxJam: I hope you appreciate me, because I'd be impossible to replace! / [[Ms. BoxJam snaps her fingers]] / [[3 random guys come up]] / Random guys: We would each love to be married to your / wife, and would be here in a heartbeat if the opportunity arose... / [[The random guys walk off, BoxJam is staring at Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: I always wondered who those three guys in the shed were... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021028.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[Little BoxJam and 'Mina watch from underbrush.]] / [[They stalk with spears.]] / [[They pounce!]] / [[They are hanging on BoxJam as he tries to walk along with a grocery bag. Little BoxJam appears to be biting BoxJam's shoulder.]] / BoxJam (thinking): I hate bringing home the Halloween candy... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021029.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam while she is at the sink]] / BoxJam: We have kids... / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / [[BoxJam looks around]] / BoxJam: So that's kinda freaky... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021030.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is walking with a gun, with the kids behind him]] / BoxJam: OK, kids...is this where you saw the zombie? / [[BoxJam comes across the zombie]] / BoxJam: Aha! zombie: Man, a dead cat can't swing without one of you breathers gettin' all killy about it! / BoxJam: aren't you intent on killing us and eating our brains? / Zombie: Totally squaresville, dad! I'm just looking for a place to hang, dig? / [[sign reads "And So:". BoxJam and the zombie are sitting on the couch watching TV]] / Zombie: Boss! "Rebel Without a Cause" is coming on again! It just finished! / BoxJam (thinking): I hate zombies... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021031.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam, who is holding a bag of trash]] / BoxJam: Today I told Little BoxJam that washing your hands helped you not get sick, and he believed me... / [[Ms. BoxJam snickers]] / [[BoxJam walks off with the bag of trash]] / [[BoxJam turns around to say something to Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: ... so then I told him he always has to eat his vegetables, because they're good for him... / Ms. BoxJam: Ha! Stop it! Ha! Ha! You're killing me! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021101.html

BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are standing chest high in something]] / BoxJam: So, what's correct protocol in this situation? / Ms. BoxJam: Miss Manners didn't say... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021104.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam lifting the garbage can lid numbered '1']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam holding a trash bag over the garbage can numbered '2']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam lowering a trash bag into the garbage can numbered '3']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of BoxJam replacing the garbage can lid numbered '4']] / [[A highly iconized drawing of "Do Not Eat the Trash Can Lid"]] / [[A highly iconized drawing of "Do Not Hit Yourself in the Head with the Trash Can Lid"]] / [[Ms. BoxJam is instructing BoxJam by the garbage can.]] / Ms. BoxJam: ...and, in the event of a sudden depressurization of the trash compartment... / BoxJam: sigh http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021105.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[A masked robber comes up to BoxJam while he is out]] / Robber: This is a stickup! / BoxJam: Um, well... I don't have any cash...let's look at my bank card... I have about $2.62 in my checking account on that card... / BoxJam: Here's a credit card-oh wait! It's run up to the limit... and this one, and this one, and this one... I can give you this saver's card, or a ticket to a school pageant... / [[BoxJam is yelling after the robber as he runs off]] / BoxJam:...and thanks for the twenty! / robber: Shaddap already... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021106.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: I lost something...I can't remember what they're called... they've got legs... / Ms. BoxJam: You mean our kids? / BoxJam: That's it! ...I lost them... / Ms. BoxJam: Do you remember the night you asked me to marry you? I don't recall how you convinced me... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021107.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is atop a series of square floating plates. Ms. BoxJam is at the bottom.]] / Ms. BoxJam: The fire department says they don't really rescue cats in trees...cats come down by themselves when they're hungry enough... / BoxJam: Did you explain to them I'm not a cat?! / Ms. BoxJam: Sort of... / BoxJam: Did you explain that this isn't a tree? / Ms. BoxJam: Sort of... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021108.html

BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam stand together, facing right.]] / [[They begin walking, except BoxJam's body is inclined forward, with a wider stride, and elbows bent.]] / [[They continue walking this way, and Ms. BoxJam looks at BoxJam.]] / [[They've now passed the cross light which depicts the unlit standing person, and the lit walking person as signals to pedestrians. The walking signal looks like the way BoxJam was walking. BoxJam resumes his normal gait.]] / Ms. BoxJam: You don't really have to walk like that when you cross the street... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021111.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam has a small bite taken out of his head]] / BoxJam: How much interest do we pay on the national debt? / Ms. BoxJam: About $332,536,958,599.42 a year or so... / [[BoxJam's missing head chunk has grown.]] / BoxJam: Using my super calculation abilities* and a U.S. population estimate of 281,421,906, every person's taxes need to be $1,181.63 higher than they would just to pay the interest on the debt! / Ms. BoxJam: For a family of four, we need to pay $4,726.52 - we're going to need a tax cut to come up with that kind of money! / Footnote: *first mention in Ep 342- BoxJam in the 24th dimension - Ed. / [[BoxJam's missing head chunk is bigger. A robot is behind him.]] / BoxJam: Could you ask that robot to stop eating my head? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021112.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam slams open the door, dressed like Yogi Bear and looking angry]] / [[BoxJam storms past Ms. BoxJam who is reading on a chair]] / Ms. BoxJam: So, did you find any "pick-a-nick" baskets in your first day of yoga class? / BoxJam: Shut up. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021113.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam and Little BoxJam are playing a video game]] / BoxJam: ...Well, the whole thing began with an arcade game called "Donkey Kong"...it had Mario, though unnamed, as a tradesman, rescuing Peach, also unnamed, from D.K... / BoxJam: ...then "Super Mario Brothers" for the first Nintendo system established him as a plumber, showed his penchant for mushrooms. And their powers, introduced Luigi and Bowser and several Mario-world monsters... / BoxJam: I don't know where Wario came from, but I'm confident he was introduced with a motive in some organic way along the line... / [[BoxJam talking to Ms. BoxJam a little later]] / BoxJam: "Mario Party 4" has more backstory than that "Still Standing" show we watched the other night! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021114.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	BoxJam: [[singing]] Put on your supersonic sneakers 'cause you're goin' to the party with me . . . / Ms. BoxJam: Hey ... I caught you singing! / BoxJam: "Caught me"? I sing all the time! / Ms. BoxJam: Don't be so embarrassed ... Now come on, breakfast is ready! / BoxJam: But I'm not embarrassed! You didn't "catch" me! / Ms. BoxJam: Fine ... I didn't hear you singing. Whatever, Mr. "I Never Sing." / Ms. BoxJam: Kids ... I caught your dad singing! / BoxJam: She didn't catch me ... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021115.html

BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[Boxjam carrying the kids under arm like boards]] / BoxJam: How much more of a break would you like? / Ms. BoxJam: Gimme another hour... / [[BoxJam walks off with the kids under arm.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021118.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / [[BoxJam stands at the 'Wait Here' sign with the Orange guy.]] / Orange Guy (thinking): I'm a jerk! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021119.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is sprinting]] / [[he gets to Ms. BoxJam and yells, scaring Ms. BoxJam, who drops a box of straws]] / BoxJam: Today is the only November 20, 2002 the universe will ever see! Use it wisely! Cherish it! / [[BoxJam runs off, leaving Ms. BoxJam looking at all the dropped straws]] / Ms. BoxJam: I guess the thing that interests me most right now is how that transpired in his head... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021120.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[A Tetris grid - nearly full.]] / [[Underneath, Ms. BoxJam is speaking to BoxJam.]] / Ms. BoxJam: I'm telling you, there's just not going to be enough room in the refrigerator for all the Thanksgiving food! / BoxJam: Just try rearranging it one more time... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021121.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam sits down on the couch and turns the TV on]] / TV: This just in... researchers today announced that someone turning on a TV or radio at just the right time to hear a relevant news story ranks as the weakest plot device of all time... / [[BoxJam looks at the reader]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021122.html

BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is being held up 'wheelbarrow-style' but at a steeper angle, with his head near the ground with a funnel in it, and his hands on a roller. Little BoxJam is holding him up.]] / Little BoxJam: Mommy's still gonna figure out the vacuum cleaner's missing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021125.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam]] / Ms. BoxJam: That better not be anybody who's forgotten the anniversary of the day we decided we'd one day get engaged... / [[BoxJam puts on a glasses/nose/mustache desguise]] / Ms. BoxJam: Nice try, homeslice. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021126.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is on the phone]] / BoxJam: Hey, Alanis, are you somewhere where you could scratch your nails down someone else's back right now? / BoxJam: Just a little bit lower and to the- that's it, oh, man... yeah, right there...thanks... / [[BoxJam walks past Ms. BoxJam who is staring at him]] / BoxJam: What? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021127.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam walks up to ms BoxJam. They both have wings and are looking shabby]] / [[Ms. BoxJam hands BoxJam a bag of trash]] / [[Little BoxJam is flying in the background]] / BoxJam: I always thought that old adage "some day we'll be winged but poor" was metaphorical... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021128.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam is walking with BoxJamina, they are both wearing flat hats]] / BoxJam: Do you remember the time you got your knee stuck in your crib slats? Never mind - I know you don't. Why can't babies remember? / BoxJam: Is it because you don't have words? Are memories stores as words? Or is it that your brain doesn't have "practice" in storing? Yet you learn - how could one learn without memory? / BoxJam: You're a smart kid who'll be a smart adult, yet you probably won't be able to remember this converstation! / BoxJamina: At least I didn't forget that Mommy's waiting for you to re-open the airlock right now... / [[BoxJam looks wide-eyed as they walk on]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021129.html

BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[A trash bag hangs in front of BoxJam.]] / BoxJam: Look, honey, I'm holding trash up without touching it! / Ms. BoxJam: That's very impressive... / Ms. BoxJam: Unless, of course, the trash is hanging by a fine thread and held from above by a friend of yours, like, say, Mallethead... / [[She walks off.]] / [[Mallethead crashes down on top of BoxJam.]] / << CRASH >> http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021202.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[Ms. BoxJam walks up to BoxJam, who is standing in a doorway]] / Ms. BoxJam: What happened to the damned door? / BoxJam: What do you mean? I am the door- the same door that's always been here... / [[Ms. BoxJam knocks on BoxJam's head]] / BoxJam: Knock knock? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021203.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam works a bellows, which stokes a fire, which is underneath some boiling thing.]] / << bubble bubble drip! >> / [[BoxJam goes to the other side of the device to watch a small couple of drops of some liquid pour off the boiling pot down a thin trough.]] / << flow flow flow >> / [[The small trough leads down to the ground, and BoxJam kneels and positions a piece of paper under the trough down which the bubbles are flowing.]] / << flow flow >> / << position position >> / [[BoxJam looks wide as the drops drip onto the paper.]] / << Drip! >> / [[BoxJam is back working the bellows, stoking the fire under the boiling liquid.]] / Ms. BoxJam: How's the "Luddites of America" application coming? / BoxJam: Slowly... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021204.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	Ms. BoxJam: "If you want to be remembered, leave a wise saying." / BoxJam: Who said that? / Ms. BoxJam: I don't recall... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021205.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics	[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are talking, dressed as Klingons]] / Ms. BoxJam: take out the trash. / BoxJam: That's it!? We're Klingon, and all you can think of is "take out the trash?" / Ms. BoxJam: Take out the trash of pain. / BoxJam: I will do as you wish. / BoxJam (offscreen): Ouch. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021206.html

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