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|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam (singing): I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you a lot... / I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you a lot... / BoxJam (singing): You call me Bup, I'll pick you up, Because I love you a lot, / I'd fight a bear, I'd shave my hair, because I love you alot! / BoxJam (singing): Oh, I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you a lot... / I love you I love you I love you I love / I love you a lot... / I'd shave a bear / I'd (fight?) my hair, / I love yo- / -Eat a log / -Kiss a frog / Love yo- / 'Mina: Dork.|
|Kung Pao||Ben Therrin: a man who cared not a whit for the kung, but loved his pao.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: So, why is it exactly that Padme dies? I mean, nothing kills her, right? / Ms. BoxJam: Well, she lost all will to live... Without that, her life just kind of drained out of her... / TV: No-oh-oh-oh! / BoxJam: Explain why I keep on being alive, again...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Frankenstein's Monster: Is the phrase "mad dogs and Englishmen," or "Bloody dogs and Englishmen"? / BoxJam: "Mad dogs and Englishmen", I'm pretty sure... / Frankenstein's Monster: Ah, well...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Quiz Show Sign: "Name Something That's Not A Bowling Ball" / BoxJam: Bowling Ball! / BoxJam (VO): I panicked.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: What does "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" mean, anyway? / Frankenstein's Monster: Dunno... / BoxJam: Can you pick out the catcher on a baseball team? / Frankenstein's Monster: The one with the big mitt, right? / BoxJam: I mean when they're not dressed for the game... / Frankenstein's Monster: Oh, like recognizing something in their demeanor, or visage? / BoxJam: Yeah... / Frankenstein's Monster: At the very least, It'd be an interesting experiment... / BoxJam: Catchers are sort of the drummers of baseball teams, aren't they? / Frankenstein's Monster: Yeah...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Remember, December is National "Destroy Art You Don't Understand" month! / *sponsored by the society for protection of traditional values|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: So, in England, they only have Pound coins, right? No single Notes? / Mallethead: SO I HAVE ALWAYS HEARD... / BoxJam: How could their strip clubs possibly work?|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Exposition: December last year / BoxJam: This year, I'm going to take New Years resolutions seriously -- I'm going to use them to become a better person! / BoxJam's writing: I Resolve: / 1) To Exercise More / 2) Lose Weight / 3) Work Harder -- Be More Valuable @ Work / 4) Spend More Time With Family / 5) Improve Artwork / Exposition: January / Exposition: February / keyboard: Tikka Tikka / Exposition: March / Exposition: April / BoxJam's doodle paper: Lettering Lettering / Exposition: May / Exposition: June / keyboard: Tikka Tikka / Exposition: July / Exposition: August / Exposition: September / keyboard: Tikka Tikka / Exposition: October / Exposition: November / BoxJam's doodle paper: Lettering Lettering / Exposition: December / BoxJam's boss: Are you happy here? Would you like to find a job somewhere else? I know! I'll help you! / BoxJam's doctor: You're overweight. You should work on that. / BoxJam's mom: Mina's artwork is so good -- She must take after my daughter-in-law... / School teacher: Your children are doing well, except on tests designed to measure the father's time and positive influence. On that stuff, they totally bombed. / BoxJam: When I was a kid, I'm pretty sure they didn't have tests designed to measure the father's time and positive influence...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Ms. BoxJam: I could've sword I just heard the earth itself cry out beneath me...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||I hate hagfish season.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Ms. BoxJam: ? / BoxJam: I was curious.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||*RRRRRRR* / Car: *BRRR-* / *SPUTTER* / *SPUTTER* / *KAFF* / *DEATH RATTLE* / / BoxJam: I WONDER IF JOSEPH RODE AROUND ON A 15 YEAR OLD DONKEY SO MARY COULD HAVE THE NEW ONE... / (CAR REPAIR 15 MILES)|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Mallethead: ...So frustrating, I can't even sleep... / BoxJam: Well, I could help some... The Ms. and I can run errands for you, and loan you a little green until you can pay it back... / (silence) / Mallethead: Can't you ever just LISTEN, without rushing in to fix everything? / BoxJam: ... sorry...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: I've got great news! I've determined what are the best 12 episodes of "Along the Appalachian Trail" ever! / Ms. BoxJam: That is great! / BoxJam: Really? / Ms. BoxJam: Yes, I was just thinking how you should be wasting your life more...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: Know what's raining? / Ms. BoxJam: It? / BoxJam: Yep.|
|Water Polo||(BoxJam on horse with mallet in pool with water polo players)|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||alarm clock: *ring* *ring* / alarm clock: *ri...* / German Thug 1: Frohe Weinachten! / BoxJam: *hrk!* / German Thug 1: Hier kommt Weinachtsmann! / jingle bells: *tinga* *tinga* / German Thug2 : Ho! Ho! Ho! / German Thug 1: Stille nacht, mann! / German Thug 2: Frohe Weinachten! / BoxJam (thinking): "Let's go to Europe at christmastime," she said... "Have a traditional German christmas," she said...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||Little BoxJam: It's not fair! I'm the only kid in my class who's not allowed to watch "Family Guy"! / BoxJam: I know how you feel - when I was your age, I was the only kid in my class who wasn't allowed to use crack cocaine! / << silence >> / Little BoxJam: Leave me alone... / BoxJam: You want crack cocaine? We can do that...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam hides behind Ms. BoxJam in various ways, making 'bunny ears' with his fingers over her head]] / <
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam putting on a glove, vat of blue liquid in front of him]] / [[BoxJam reaches into vat of blue liquid, skeptical look on his face]] / Narrator: Three things you never want to see being made: Laws, sausage, and BoxJam's eyeball vitrol clusters. / [[More reaching, more skeptical look, leaning further over]] / [BoxJam pulls out something spongey and blue, blue arm and glove, lines of acomplishment]] / Narrator: Just kidding. You remove the clusters-it's supposed to be more stew-like.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||BoxJam: House for sale! Looks cute!
/ Ms. BoxJam: It's perhaps 6% bigger than our house!
/ (sign): for sale / BoxJam: I think there are info sheets at the door!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Can't hurt to look! / [[a corner of the house lifts up menacingly over an oblivious BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Look! It's 3.2 bazillion dollars!
/ Ms. BoxJam: I wonder if we can afford it! / [[the house comes down hard on them]]
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[Two BoxJams at a table looking at CD's]] / Expert BoxJam: This is wonderful! What you've got here is a complete set of AOL 1.0 installation CD's circa 1995. People used to use these to connecto to the internet through phone lines. / BoxJam: Wow! Great grandpa told me a little about that. Are they worth anything? / Expert BoxJam: Not really, but they make great drink coasters. / Caption: Antiques Roadshow in the 22nd century. / [[guest comic by Evan Whittington, artist of 'Leo']]|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam as Gepetto, talking to the fairy from the star one wishes upon, with inanimate Pinocchio hanging as marionette.]] / BoxJam/Gepetto: Actually, now that you're here, I think I'd rather have the wife puppet come to life...|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam is at a desk with an in box and an out box - the in box has bags of trash; the out box has a trash can.]]|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam, partly 3-dimensional, is leaning out of the page and 'drawing' a big muscle on his other arm.]] / [[No dialogue]]|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam in 3 different contemplative positions.]] / [[BoxJam in a 4th contemplative position.]] / BoxJam: Women are weird.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[BoxJam is walking down a hallway carrying coffee. Around the corner are two co-workers.]] / Co-worker 1: You've worked with the new guy some - what did you think? / Co-worker 2: Oh, well, erm, geeee... / [[BoxJam is stopped to listen.]] / Co-worker 2: ...I guess he's oh-KAY... / BoxJam (thinking): YES! / [[BoxJam wakes up in bed]] / BoxJam: Dang.|
|BoxJam's Doodle Comics||[[Ms. BoxJam stands behind BoxJam, who is playing a video game - both are bleary-eyed.]] / Ms. BoxJam: You're still up playing "Harvest Moon"? What is so obsessive about that game? / BoxJam: It's kind of like life... / [[BoxJam alone playing the video game, bleary-eyed]] / BoxJam: Except it WORKS...|
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