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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: There's a blog entirely dedicated to the proposition that the penultimate panel of a comic should not be wordless. / [[silence]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061025.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ An Inconvenient Truth
/ BoxJam: Everything Happens for a reason
/ Caption: However, most of them are arbitrary and have nothing to do with what's "Best" in the "long run." http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061029.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam talks to a bird.]]
/ BoxJam: I wonder what you think about all day... / Bird (in the style of Woodstock(from Peanuts)'s speech: ||||||||||| |||||||||||... / BoxJam: Copyright infringement? Really? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061030.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and the kids outside the door of a man's house - 'Mina is a doctor; Little BoxJam is a vampire.]]
/ Kids: Trick or Treat! / Kids: Thank you! / [[The kids have left. BoxJam's still standing there with an open bag.]] / Man: What are you supposed to be?
/ BoxJam: You without a sense of self-worth. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061031.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam standing, knitting]] / [[Ms. BoxJam appears, looks at the knitting]]
/ BoxJam: Cheese! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam watches tv]] / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / TV: You know what it is Andy? It's skullduggery, is what it is! / [[BoxJam watches tv]] / BoxJam: Heh heh. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is knitting something, maybe a flag.]]
/ BoxJam: Wednesday's doodle showed me knitting this and saying "Cheese!" I got a lot of emails from people who didn't get it ... / BoxJam: I MEANT to say, "All of you are idiots, and the biggest idiots of all are the soldiers serving our country in Iraq" ... / BoxJam: I botched the joke ... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061103.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ Title: An Inconvenient Truth
/ [[BoxJam is wearing a porkpie hat and a button, giving the "thumbs up"]]
/ Caption: People really are staring. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061104.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{An Inconvenient Truth}}
/ Title: Wacky, Wild Inconvenient Truth
/ [[BoxJam looks wild as he eats a human leg. A dead guy lays at his feet.]]
/ Caption: This ticket is non-refundable. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam at his desk. A bell rings]]
/ Bell: << *BRRRRRNNNNG* >> / [[BoxJam in a group of people laying out nap mats]]
/ Guy next to BoxJam: Hey - that's not a real nap mat...that's just a yoga mat! / BoxJam: My wife said we didn't need to spend money on a nap mat when she has a perfectly good yoga mat she's not using... / [[Everyone napping. BoxJam staring at the ceiling]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): That's not gonna look too good on the annual review... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam in his car, speeding away from something]]
/ BoxJam: ! / [[BoxJam looks alarmed at a road sign]]
/ Sign: Road ends - whompin' huge cliff ahead / [[Real photo of cliffs, with a tiny BoxJam in a BoxJam car going over]] / [[Real photo of explosions, with tiny BoxJam fleeing]] / [[BoxJam is covered with burn marks, and smoldering]]
/ BoxJam: Still...better than coming too close to Nancy Grace... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam watching TV]]
/ TV: With 92% of precincts reporting, the Democratic candidate maintains a 52% lead... / TV: Now with 98% reporting, that lead is 53 to 46%...still too close to call... / Another voice on TV: Too close to call? With 98% in, isn't it mathematically impossible to-
/ Voice on TV: Hold on, we've got new numbers coming in... / Voice on TV: ...with 106% of the vote counted, it's back to 50/50...brand new race, folks! Keep watching Fox... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam on phone]]
/ BoxJam: You so fat your name should be Bruce BUTTER... / [[Ms. BoxJam and a zombie enter]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hey, there's a zombie after us...could you do something about it?
/ Zombie: Brains... / [[BoxJam produces a snack]]
/ BoxJam: Well, I do have this Hostings(r) fruit pie... / [[The zombie has taken it. BoxJam looks pleased.]]
/ Zombie: Even a cerebro-phagic undead monster can't resist Hostings(r)!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Can't you ever solve anything like a real man? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam, arms bound, being led by a cop.]]
/ Caption: Slylock Fox has put many innocents behind bars. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to a sign that says "Cheese."]] / [[He takes a taste of the sign.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I went to bed last night ready to take 'Mina to the first day of first grade, and this morning I wake up and she's starting sixth!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yes, our lives sure fly by... / [[BoxJam grabs his wife.]]
/ BoxJam: No...listen to me! I went to bed...first grade. Now it's sixth. I've MISSED five years of life!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Don't you remember eating vegan shepherd's pie for dinner and falling asleep watching "Mythbusters"? / [[BoxJam now looks wild-eyed.]]
/ BoxJam. NO. / [[Ms. BoxJam standing behind BoxJam. He looks askance at her silently.]] / BoxJam: Oh wait...was it about airplanes exploding at high altitudes?
/ Ms. BoxJam: See? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061116.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam (in crude lettering): If you're going to be a teacher of young kids, one thing you should have to do is spend a day where you make all the letters backward. Bottom to top, right to left...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Why? / BoxJam: And people watch them like HAWKS, to ridicule them whenever they did it WRONG...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Did anything happen to you in kindergarten? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061117.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Bearded guy and BoxJam-looking guy]]
/ Bearded Guy: So my kids got the Wii system this weekend...
/ BoxJam-looking guy: Really? What games did they get? / Bearded Guy: I forget..."Zelda, Corn of Goodness," or something...
/ BoxJam-looking guy: "Corn of Goodness"!? Oh, man, you never fail to say something stupid... / [[Bearded guy stands alone, looking nonplussed]] / Bearded guy (alarmed): OMIGOD I'm BoxJam! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061120.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam with a beard]]
/ BoxJam with a beard: Honey - I'm home! / Ms. BoxJam: Good, because the kids are-who are you?
/ BoxJam with a beard: I'm your husband. / [[She stares at him.]] / [[She throws her arms around him.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh Thank God! I always knew BoxJam couldn't be my REAL husband I just knew it I just knew it and he'(obscured) not it'(obscured) you (obscured) you've (obscured) finally come to get (obscured) http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061121.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam and a BoxJam-like man stand facing each other]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: You can't be BoxJam- He doesn't have a beard!
/ Bearded man: Try me. / Ms. BoxJam: I have a brother who lives in Alaska. Do you know him?
/ Bearded Man: No, more like Fairbanks. / Ms. BoxJam: This is just sad. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061122.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam looks at a box of cereal]]
/ BoxJam: "Regular K?" http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061124.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A dog party. A BIG dog party. Dogs playing tennis, playing catch, playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey," setting off fireworks, eating cake. BoxJam is disguised as a dog and looks nervous.]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I wonder if anybody suspects... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061127.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Grover's head smiles in the top right corner]]
/ Title: There is a BoxJam at the end of this comic! / [[Bottom Right: BoxJam holds a garbage bag and smokes a cigarette angrily. Next to him, Grover sits and reads the newspaper, bored.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061128.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Title: Can You find 6 Differences Between the Two Panels? / [[Panel on the left shows BoxJam walking along a fence, with Ms. BoxJam leaning in to explain something. A broken egg is falling toward him, and somebody is peering around the end of the fence at him.]] / [[Panel on the right is BoxJam giving us the finger.]] / upside down text: egg, fence, stalker, feet, woman, middle finger. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061204.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is looking at clothes]]
/ BoxJam: Given that "dark matter" is a construct to explain why edges of galaxies spin as fast as centers, and that it presents the problem of 90% of the mass of a galaxy presently missing... / BoxJam: I'm inclined to think dark matter doesn't exist, and gravity behaves differently at long distances, like Einsteinian physics differing from Newtonian at high speeds...they already think gravity "moves" at the speed of light...what if it degrades over 50,000 years? / BoxJam: I actually kind of like muzak... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061205.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Don't say anything for a long time... / [[Inset: Later...]]
/ [[BoxJam indicates the 'Later...' inset]]
/ BoxJam: See?
/ Little BoxJam: Wow! That's cool! / [[BoxJam points at the bottom right hand corner.]]
/ BoxJam: OK, now just make sure not to say a punchline and...
/ Little BoxJam: Whoa!
/ [[Inset: To be continued...]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061206.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is talking to a beaver]]
/ BoxJam: ...Just a two car garage, but we'd also like storage space in it...maybe a steep angled roof so we can have a sort of "attic" in the garage... / [[silence]] / [[silence]] / BoxJam: What am I DOING? I'm going crazy asking a-
/ Beaver: Fourteen grand. No custom fixtures. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061207.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is looking hard at a pile of timber in the shape of a lodge with an opening, with a beaver]]
/ Caption: Contemplating buying the attached dam upgrade http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061208.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is leafing through the mail]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Bills, junk... Oh- your "No Confidence" magazine came...
/ [[BoxJam jumps for joy]] / [[BoxJam starts reading the magazine]]
/ BoxJam: "Fifteen Tips That May Or May Not Help You Meet New People" / BoxJam: You'd think they'd check that out first... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061211.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is reading a magazine]]
/ Magazine: NO Confidence Magazine Presents 100 Ways to Show Your Husband He's Worthless
/ 1. Call Him, just to complain.
/ 2. Hold a door open just until he gets there.
/ 3. Call him the laziest son-of-a-**** in the world.
/ 4. Mention how his chewing makes you nauseous.
/ 5. Tell him what your mom thinks of him.
/ 6. Retell a story where you did something wrong as one where he did something wrong. If he corrects you, wait a month and tell it again.
/ 7. Pretend like you're being thrown through the windshield every time he taps the brakes.
/ 8. Compare him to every man you've ever dated in every way. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061212.html |
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