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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Man sitting reading a magazine, head in hands. Woman standing beside him, looking at him.]] / Woman: If you don't like what they're putting in "No Confidence", you should write an article for them - maybe what it REALLY means to go though life with zero confidence! / [[Man standing in background, woman standing foreground, looking at him]] / Woman: You'd be great at that! It'd help your self-confidence! / 4 WEEKS LATER / [[Man holding magazine, reading front cover. Background, the magazine cover.]] / NO CONFIDENCE / [[picture of the man, beside text: This ish - People whose stupid articles we REJECTED]]
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061213.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Punchlines of a Bitter Man / [[A man, a young girl, a young boy and a woman sitting in a row at a table]] / Man: I suppose you're all wondering why I've called this family meeting / Woman: We're not a family. / Punchlines of a Bitter Man
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061215.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Title: Punchlines of a Bitter Man / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are eating]] / BoxJam: Mmm...this tastes like it was made with your secret ingredient...love. / Ms. BoxJam: Enmity and bile, actually. They taste similar.
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061218.html
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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sits at a 'Lucy'-type psychiatrist booth labeled 'White Names 5?'. The bottom reads 'The namer is 'in'.' / [[A guy puts a coin in. ]] / <<*KLINK*>> / BoxJam: "Kyle" for a boy. "Shelby" for a girl.
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20061229.html
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BoxJam's Doodle Comics {{The entire comic is a link to the Meat page at Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat}} / [[BoxJam is holding a roast]] / BoxJam: Hey, Kids... Are you ready? Go! / Little BoxJam: That one's easy! / Boxjamina: Roast is meat, so we keep! / [[BoxJam is holding a frisbee; Boxjamina's arms are in the air]] / Little BoxJam: That flying disc toy's not meat! / Boxjamina: Throw it out! / [[BoxJam is holding a pizza; Little BoxJam's hand is under his chin; Boxjamina's throwing her thumb over her shoulder]] / Little BoxJam: Hmm... Pizza's tempting, but all those toppings are vegetables! / Boxjamina: Veggie pizza's out of here! / [[BoxJam is holding a shark; Boxjamina has a knife and fork]] / Little BoxJam: We usually think of sharks as scary, but I guess they're really meat! / Boxjamina: He can stay... for dinner! / [[Boxjam is holding up two fingers to the audience]] / BoxJam: A+, kids! Remember, if it's not meat, we ain't got time for it! Meat can't be beat! / Boxjamina: At least two pounds a day! / BoxJam: Meat's so important it's got its own Wikipedia article! / Caption: Did you get your two pounds today? National Meat Council.
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20070118.html
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BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Heh, you looking at my old scrapbook? / Boy: These are all break-up letters... / BoxJam: That's the only kind I got... / [[Boy looks at scrapbook]] / Boy: PRE-EMPTIVE breakup letters... in case you ever thought about dating / BoxJam: Am I about to learn those are uncommon?
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20070202.html
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam with a bag of garbage]] / [[BoxJam reaches for the garbage can]] / <> / [[bag explodes]] / [[bag in steaming pile on the ground, BoxJam holding the top looking shocked]] / <> / [[garbage can shoots big black gob onto BoxJam]]
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20070319.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Boxjam and his wife are standing together, talking.]] / Boxjam: Boy, when people from [U] The Big Apple [/U] read comic strips, they read them like no others! / Wife: and people from [U] L.A. [/U] have their own great inimitable comic-reading style, as well. / --- / Boxjam: and people in The Windy City love a good laugh from a comic strip! As does the whole City of Brotherly Love! Now this may be barely / Wife [[breaking in]]: . . . but the heart of a good comic is the punchline! / --- / Boxjam: Yep! And comic readers in Beantown would agree! as would those in D.C. and Baltimore! / Wife: Indeed! and Pittsburgh, Detroit, Seattle, Houston, and Dallas! / --- / Boxjam: . . . Portland, San-Fran, Oakland, Phoenix, Miami, Toronto, Montreal, Atlanta . . . / Wife: . . . London, Amsterdam, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Edinburgh, Sydney, Canberra, Dublin, Birmingham . . . / --- / Boxjam: St. Louis, Wellington, Tampa, K.C., New Orleans, Charlotte, Cresbard, Buffalo, Richmond, Lexington, Columbus. . . / Wife: . . . Calgary, Quebec, Raleigh, Durham, San Antonio, Austin, Spokane, Manchester, Leads, Belfast, Denver, Salt Lake City, Billings, Las Vegas, Honolulu, Indianapolis, Jackson, Nashville, Memphis, Wilmington, Norfork, Charleston, Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Milwaukee . . . / --- / Boxjam: No - People from Milwaukee suck.
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20070322.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam squints at the sun, holding a remote control.]] / [[BoxJam points the remote up at the sun.]] / <<*KLIK*>> / [[BoxJam sweeps the remote control, and the sun flies across the sky.]] / [[BoxJam turns to face the reader.]] / BoxJam: Universal remote!
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20080529.html
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Title: Worster Presents: an hilarious mix up at the Academie. / [[A tall, thin man in a jacket wearing demi-glasses and a bow tie holed a sheet of notes as he introduces a shorter, thicker man with dark, rumpled hair, a mustache, and stubble. The shorter man is wearing a poet's blouse and frowning.]] / Tall Man: Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Adademie du Ponce are delighted to welcome our first speaker, who's a real honorary ball sack! / Short Man: Bah! / --- / Short Man: My name is Honore De Balzac! And I am leaving! / Tall Man: Oh . . . my apologies. Our receptionist is a trifle deaf . . . / --- / [The tall man, now alone, shrugs.] / Tall Man: Oh well, let's press on with our next speaker . . . / --- / [He peers carefully at his notes, holding his glasses.] / Tall Man: Let's see = I'd like to announce . . . er . . . / --- / [The announcer speaks as an aside to a new man in a fancy coat and periwig.] / Tall Man: You wouldn't happen to be a Manual Cu- / New Man: The name is Immanuel Kant. [[name is bold]]
http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20090105.html
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