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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is reading.]] / BoxJam: Have you ever had a dream where you forgot to go to a class all semester, and then you remember on the day of the final, and you fail?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh, sure. I think just about everyone has. / BoxJam: How about a dream where you forget to go to your job for months, and so you get fired?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, different details, but pretty much the same dream, I guess. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991207.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: You really lost your job!?
/ BoxJam: Yeah, I think so... / Ms. BoxJam: You THINK so!? Why don't you go ask?
/ BoxJam: Well, see, there's the problem, go where? / Ms. BoxJam: You don't remember WHERE your job is?
/ BoxJam: Uh, no. / Ms. BoxJam: What was it you do again?
/ BoxJam: Well, see, there's ANOTHER problem... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991208.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam is lying down. BoxJam is standing.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: If you don't have a job, we'll lose everything we own! / [[They are shown in reverse negative, from the point of view of the floor]] / [[They are shown, very small, from a hundred feet up or so. There is NOTHING around them]] / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, yeah. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991209.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are sitting on the ground]]
/ BoxJam: Something big is coming. I can feel it. / [[They begin to be engulfed by a shadow]] / [[The shadow covers more of them]] / [[It is a huge shadow]] / [[It passes]] / BoxJam: I guess that was probably it. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991210.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Headstone]]
/ BoxJam: Hey, bitter headstone, I have a trick to show you!
/ Headstone: Even that you like me / [[BoxJam's head is below his "neck"]]
/ BoxJam: Creepy, huh? I'll go fetch a brain!
/ Headstone: I still hate you / BoxJam: Tee hee... don't go away mad!
/ Headstone: Go away / [[Headstone is alone]]
/ Headstone: Boo! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991213.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [['Mina runs between BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, carrying toilet paper and (a can?)]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: I swear that child is possessed.
/ 'Mina: AAAHH!!! AAAHH!!! / [['Mina is shown as a reverse negative]]
/ 'Mina: YOUR MOTHER FLUFFS SOCKS REAL WELL... / [[back to scene - 'Mina has now grabbed BoxJam's newspaper]]
/ BoxJam: Possessions lose something when they're bowdlerized...
/ 'Mina: AAAHH!!! AAAHH!!! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991214.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[In this comic, BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are shown in severe perspective - things closer are MUCH bigger than those far away]]
/ BoxJam: What's that thing?
/ Ms. BoxJam: What thing? / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam point right above the viewer's head - their pointing fingers are very large]]
/ BoxJam: That thing!
/ Ms. BoxJam: That thing? / [[BoxJam points more - his finger is huge]]
/ BoxJam: No, just below it. This thing. / [[BoxJam has moved his head close to the viewer. His head is very large. Ms. BoxJam has her fingers as 'rabbit ears' over BoxJam's head]]
/ BoxJam: Hey! I think it's a security camera!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Really? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991215.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is putting Little BoxJam to bed]]
/ BoxJam: 'nKay. G'night.
/ Little BoxJam: There's something outside. / BoxJam: Outside? Like what?
/ Little BoxJam: Like
/ [[There is a big dragon with black-hole eyes, enveloped in flame and smoke, with a bloody, dead person in its teeth]] / [[BoxJam is in bed with Little BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): If I ever meet the (scribbled out) who wrote "Puff the Magic Dragon," he's goin' down...
/ Little BoxJam: Or maybe like an owl... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991216.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Have fun-
/ Boxjam: Mallethead and I won't be late... / [[At a bar. The bartender wears a bowtie like Ms. BoxJam's hairbow]]
/ Mallethead: Think your wife spies on you?
/ BoxJam: No. How could she?
/ Bartender: Freshen your drinks? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991217.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Do something funny. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991220.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on his knee, talking to Little BoxJam, who is wearing a tie]]
/ BoxJam: You're going to be fine. Stop worrying. You know your piece. Just get up on stage and say it. / [[BoxJam is talking to Ms. BoxJam - BoxJam has a hole in his stomach that insects are buzzing around]]
/ BoxJam: I think I helped calm him down. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991221.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam is on stage with a bunch of other kids]]
/ Some kid: The shepherds were scared, but the angels said there's no cause / Little BoxJam: Go into town, and there you will find, in a barn, a newborn wrapped in muumuu rags. / Some other kid: 'Tis Christ the Lord. Rejoice!
/ [[A nativity scene with birds, a manger, a Christmas tree, and snow]] / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the audience]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: It's snowing in the barn? Where's the realism?
/ BoxJam: People who live in glass houses, dear... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991222.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes upon a large spider web with a Christmas wreath in the middle]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991223.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam stand under mistletoe]] / [[They embrace and kiss]] / [[The mistletoe grows]] / [[It envelopes them]] / [[It lifts them off the ground]]
/ BoxJam: Now I'm starting to get worried... / Caption: Merry Christmas! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991224.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So, we're agreed on beer, then?
/ BoxJam Shoulder Angel: Sure.
/ BoxJam Shoulder Devil: I'm in. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991227.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Do you think we need new window treatments? / BoxJam: Hmm...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Your move... / [[Below BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam is a flowchart of different paths BoxJam could take in answering the question]]
/ BoxJam: I've never really known what they are - is that double-speak for curtains?
/ [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: Whatever you think. / Ms. BoxJam: Can't you even try to care about this?
/ BoxJam: Well, they're window treatments! I never think about them!
/ [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: New ones would be too expensive.
/ [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: No.
/ [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: Yes? / Ms. BoxJam: Are you patronizing me!?
/ [[Ms. BoxJam glares at BoxJam and burns a hole right through his head.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991228.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I guess I'll help you sort out our old muumuus tonight. / Mrs. BoxJam: Hmm...Mmm...Section on helping...OK - Here we go... "I guess I'll help you sort out our old muumuus" = "Please, oh God please let me drink beer and watch T.V." / Mrs. BoxJam: There's beer in the fridge. You're free to go. / BoxJam: I have such mixed feelings about this. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991229.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: See the rings?
/ Little BoxJam: Uh, huh... / BoxJam: I wonder if we'll still do this when you're in college...
/ Little BoxJam: HA HA HA HA HA / BoxJam: What?
/ Little BoxJam: You'll be dead then! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991230.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam emerges from a cloud floating high above his house.]] / Boxjam: The effects of all that cough medicince must have been cumulative. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/19991231.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam blows a huge bubble shaped into a distorted caricature of BoxJam.]] / BoxJam: I look nothing like that! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000103.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Hi there - will you scratch my tummy?
/ 'Mina: Me do! Me do!
/ Me do! Me do!
/ Me do!
/ Me do!
/ Me do!
/ Me do! / 'Mina: Kill Kenny!
/ Kill Kenny! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000104.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Boxjam stands in front of a small ball of string]]
/ BoxJam: Oh, man, a ball of string! / [[Boxjam has picked the ball of string up]]
/ BoxJam: I wonder how much bigger I can make it. / BoxJam: I used to build up huge balls of string all the time... I got string from anywhere I could think of... / BoxJam: Heh... Everyone thought I was addicted to it... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000105.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam's wife looks angry at BoxJam, who holds a ball of string and misses a sleeve]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh my god - you've fallen of the wagon! / BoxJam: No, I just rolled this one ball of string...
/ Ms. BoxJam: You can't handle string rolling! It never stops with just one! what happened to your sleeves? / [[Boxjam holds the ball of string behind his back]]
/ BoxJam: I got hot?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh, dear Lord - I thought the beer drinking would channel this energy... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam walks among balls of string]]
/ Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: It's all happening again...balls of string everywhere...clothes, table cloths, window treatments missing...I thought BoxJam had beaten this string rolling addiction... / [[She comes upon a pyramid of string balls, and a ball of string coming from a shortened muumuu on 'Mina]]
/ Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: Can't he see it's tearing the family apart?
/ 'Mina: Mommy! Mommy! / [[She comes upon BoxJam, who is winding a ball of string out of a table]]
/ Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: Still, I am impressed he can roll string out of a wooden table...
/ BoxJam: Steady...Steady... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is rolling a ball of string out of his head, which is partly gone]]
/ BoxJam: I can stop any time I want... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000110.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam sits, leaning back upon a big roll of string]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Our furniture is gone, our window treatments are gone, and now I can't even find BoxJam... / Ms. BoxJam: I smell him, though... / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000111.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam watches Ms. BoxJam, who is sewing a BoxJam-style head from a big ball of string]]
/ Little BoxJam: Whacha doing, Mommy?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Re-stringing your father. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000112.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits snacking on nuts]]
/ BoxJam: So, I'm too lazy, am I? And I can't be depended on, huh?
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is wandering through a forest.]]
/ BoxJam, voice over: Sometimes I walk in the woods and I get an overwhelming sense of how small I am. / [[He sits down under a tree. A bird flies from branch to branch.]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: These argyles are gold toe, right?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah, but I want you to wear these cashmere ones... / BoxJam: No problem. Will you wear your silk ones with the stripes?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Deal. / [[Angle on their feet]]
/ BoxJam: The secret to a good marriage is having great socks! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000117.html |
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