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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam is reading.]] / BoxJam: Have you ever had a dream where you forgot to go to a class all semester, and then you remember on the day of the final, and you fail? / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, sure. I think just about everyone has. / BoxJam: How about a dream where you forget to go to your job for months, and so you get fired? / Ms. BoxJam: Well, different details, but pretty much the same dream, I guess. / <> / BoxJam: Have you ever thought you were dreaming, but then it turns out you were awake? / Ms. BoxJam: NO.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: You really lost your job!? / BoxJam: Yeah, I think so... / Ms. BoxJam: You THINK so!? Why don't you go ask? / BoxJam: Well, see, there's the problem, go where? / Ms. BoxJam: You don't remember WHERE your job is? / BoxJam: Uh, no. / Ms. BoxJam: What was it you do again? / BoxJam: Well, see, there's ANOTHER problem...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam is lying down. BoxJam is standing.]] / Ms. BoxJam: If you don't have a job, we'll lose everything we own! / [[They are shown in reverse negative, from the point of view of the floor]] / [[They are shown, very small, from a hundred feet up or so. There is NOTHING around them]] / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, yeah.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are sitting on the ground]] / BoxJam: Something big is coming. I can feel it. / [[They begin to be engulfed by a shadow]] / [[The shadow covers more of them]] / [[It is a huge shadow]] / [[It passes]] / BoxJam: I guess that was probably it.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Headstone]] / BoxJam: Hey, bitter headstone, I have a trick to show you! / Headstone: Even that you like me / [[BoxJam's head is below his "neck"]] / BoxJam: Creepy, huh? I'll go fetch a brain! / Headstone: I still hate you / BoxJam: Tee hee... don't go away mad! / Headstone: Go away / [[Headstone is alone]] / Headstone: Boo!
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [['Mina runs between BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, carrying toilet paper and (a can?)]] / Ms. BoxJam: I swear that child is possessed. / 'Mina: AAAHH!!! AAAHH!!! / [['Mina is shown as a reverse negative]] / 'Mina: YOUR MOTHER FLUFFS SOCKS REAL WELL... / [[back to scene - 'Mina has now grabbed BoxJam's newspaper]] / BoxJam: Possessions lose something when they're bowdlerized... / 'Mina: AAAHH!!! AAAHH!!!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[In this comic, BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are shown in severe perspective - things closer are MUCH bigger than those far away]] / BoxJam: What's that thing? / Ms. BoxJam: What thing? / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam point right above the viewer's head - their pointing fingers are very large]] / BoxJam: That thing! / Ms. BoxJam: That thing? / [[BoxJam points more - his finger is huge]] / BoxJam: No, just below it. This thing. / [[BoxJam has moved his head close to the viewer. His head is very large. Ms. BoxJam has her fingers as 'rabbit ears' over BoxJam's head]] / BoxJam: Hey! I think it's a security camera! / Ms. BoxJam: Really?
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is putting Little BoxJam to bed]] / BoxJam: 'nKay. G'night. / Little BoxJam: There's something outside. / BoxJam: Outside? Like what? / Little BoxJam: Like / [[There is a big dragon with black-hole eyes, enveloped in flame and smoke, with a bloody, dead person in its teeth]] / [[BoxJam is in bed with Little BoxJam]] / BoxJam (thinking): If I ever meet the (scribbled out) who wrote "Puff the Magic Dragon," he's goin' down... / Little BoxJam: Or maybe like an owl...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: Have fun- / Boxjam: Mallethead and I won't be late... / [[At a bar. The bartender wears a bowtie like Ms. BoxJam's hairbow]] / Mallethead: Think your wife spies on you? / BoxJam: No. How could she? / Bartender: Freshen your drinks?
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Do something funny.
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is on his knee, talking to Little BoxJam, who is wearing a tie]] / BoxJam: You're going to be fine. Stop worrying. You know your piece. Just get up on stage and say it. / [[BoxJam is talking to Ms. BoxJam - BoxJam has a hole in his stomach that insects are buzzing around]] / BoxJam: I think I helped calm him down.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam is on stage with a bunch of other kids]] / Some kid: The shepherds were scared, but the angels said there's no cause / Little BoxJam: Go into town, and there you will find, in a barn, a newborn wrapped in muumuu rags. / Some other kid: 'Tis Christ the Lord. Rejoice! / [[A nativity scene with birds, a manger, a Christmas tree, and snow]] / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the audience]] / Ms. BoxJam: It's snowing in the barn? Where's the realism? / BoxJam: People who live in glass houses, dear...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes upon a large spider web with a Christmas wreath in the middle]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam stand under mistletoe]] / [[They embrace and kiss]] / [[The mistletoe grows]] / [[It envelopes them]] / [[It lifts them off the ground]] / BoxJam: Now I'm starting to get worried... / Caption: Merry Christmas!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: So, we're agreed on beer, then? / BoxJam Shoulder Angel: Sure. / BoxJam Shoulder Devil: I'm in.
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: Do you think we need new window treatments? / BoxJam: Hmm... / Ms. BoxJam: Your move... / [[Below BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam is a flowchart of different paths BoxJam could take in answering the question]] / BoxJam: I've never really known what they are - is that double-speak for curtains? / [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: Whatever you think. / Ms. BoxJam: Can't you even try to care about this? / BoxJam: Well, they're window treatments! I never think about them! / [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: New ones would be too expensive. / [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: No. / [[leads to getting laser-eyed through the head]] / BoxJam: Yes? / Ms. BoxJam: Are you patronizing me!? / [[Ms. BoxJam glares at BoxJam and burns a hole right through his head.]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: I guess I'll help you sort out our old muumuus tonight. / Mrs. BoxJam: Hmm...Mmm...Section on helping...OK - Here we go... "I guess I'll help you sort out our old muumuus" = "Please, oh God please let me drink beer and watch T.V." / Mrs. BoxJam: There's beer in the fridge. You're free to go. / BoxJam: I have such mixed feelings about this.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: See the rings? / Little BoxJam: Uh, huh... / BoxJam: I wonder if we'll still do this when you're in college... / Little BoxJam: HA HA HA HA HA / BoxJam: What? / Little BoxJam: You'll be dead then!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Boxjam emerges from a cloud floating high above his house.]] / Boxjam: The effects of all that cough medicince must have been cumulative.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam blows a huge bubble shaped into a distorted caricature of BoxJam.]] / BoxJam: I look nothing like that!
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Hi there - will you scratch my tummy? / 'Mina: Me do! Me do! / Me do! Me do! / Me do! / Me do! / Me do! / Me do! / 'Mina: Kill Kenny! / Kill Kenny!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Boxjam stands in front of a small ball of string]] / BoxJam: Oh, man, a ball of string! / [[Boxjam has picked the ball of string up]] / BoxJam: I wonder how much bigger I can make it. / BoxJam: I used to build up huge balls of string all the time... I got string from anywhere I could think of... / BoxJam: Heh... Everyone thought I was addicted to it...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam's wife looks angry at BoxJam, who holds a ball of string and misses a sleeve]] / Ms. BoxJam: Oh my god - you've fallen of the wagon! / BoxJam: No, I just rolled this one ball of string... / Ms. BoxJam: You can't handle string rolling! It never stops with just one! what happened to your sleeves? / [[Boxjam holds the ball of string behind his back]] / BoxJam: I got hot? / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, dear Lord - I thought the beer drinking would channel this energy...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam walks among balls of string]] / Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: It's all happening again...balls of string everywhere...clothes, table cloths, window treatments missing...I thought BoxJam had beaten this string rolling addiction... / [[She comes upon a pyramid of string balls, and a ball of string coming from a shortened muumuu on 'Mina]] / Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: Can't he see it's tearing the family apart? / 'Mina: Mommy! Mommy! / [[She comes upon BoxJam, who is winding a ball of string out of a table]] / Ms. BoxJam's thoughts: Still, I am impressed he can roll string out of a wooden table... / BoxJam: Steady...Steady...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is rolling a ball of string out of his head, which is partly gone]] / BoxJam: I can stop any time I want...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam sits, leaning back upon a big roll of string]] / Ms. BoxJam: Our furniture is gone, our window treatments are gone, and now I can't even find BoxJam... / Ms. BoxJam: I smell him, though... / <> / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, Lord...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam watches Ms. BoxJam, who is sewing a BoxJam-style head from a big ball of string]] / Little BoxJam: Whacha doing, Mommy? / Ms. BoxJam: Re-stringing your father. / <> / Little BoxJam: The needle you're sticking in his forehead helps you string him, right Mommy? / Ms. BoxJam: Um, yeah. / [[Exclamation points are coming out of the half-finished head]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sits snacking on nuts]] / BoxJam: So, I'm too lazy, am I? And I can't be depended on, huh? / <> / BoxJam: And I do't have the brains to beat a short, fat bird in checkers, eh? And... / <> / <> / BoxJam: I like nuts.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is wandering through a forest.]] / BoxJam, voice over: Sometimes I walk in the woods and I get an overwhelming sense of how small I am. / [[He sits down under a tree. A bird flies from branch to branch.]] / <> / BoxJam, voice over: I mean, how could you not feel insignificant? Does anybody really feel important? I just feel like NOBODY. ABSOLUTELY NOBODY. / [[A tree falls over right behind him.]] / <> / BoxJam: Well, now, that's just humiliating.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: These argyles are gold toe, right? / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah, but I want you to wear these cashmere ones... / BoxJam: No problem. Will you wear your silk ones with the stripes? / Ms. BoxJam: Deal. / [[Angle on their feet]] / BoxJam: The secret to a good marriage is having great socks!
 

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