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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks along covered from the waist down with black dots.]] / [[BoxJam walks in through a door.]] / BoxJam: You switched the detergent with sugar water and the fabric softener with ants.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oops. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000229.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: HEY, HONEY, MY NEW MUUMUU IS--
/ Ms. BoxJam: HOLD ON -- I'M PRACTICING. [MUSICAL NOTES] / [LIGHT BULB APPEARS OVER BOXJAM'S HEAD]
/ Ms. BoxJam: OK. WHAT IS IT? / BoxJam: NOTHING. BY THE WAY, I REPLACED THE LIGHT BULB. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000301.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER JOB
/ Ms. BoxJam: YOU'RE SEEKING NEW EMPLOY? / BoxJam: i'M AN EMPLOYMENT SEEKER. / BoxJam: ON 'SPORTS NIGHT' THAT WOULD COUNT AS A JOKE. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000302.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: S'anyway, gonna get another job.
/ Ms. BoxJam: So soon? Seems like you just stopped going to your last job!
/ [[BoxJam is cyan, Ms. BoxJam is yellow.]] / BoxJam: < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000303.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So what's that thing you're carrying?
/ Little BoxJam: "Lunch."
/ BoxJam: Will I need one? / BoxJam: Is there a card key I get? How often do we get paid? What are those? Metal detectors? I understand you guys don't have full cubicles...
/ [[They walk towards school.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000306.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: How was school? / [[BoxJam and Little BoxJam walk by, speechless.]] / BoxJam: Dodge ball.
/ Little BoxJam: He can't even avoid the bouncers! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000307.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[There are no pictures in this - it's just dialog coming from 'nothing' - there is a headnote: 'Scanner problems will be fixed for 3/10 - mgmt']]
/ BoxJam: So this is what it's like here at "school," huh?
/ Little BoxJam: Whatever. / BoxJam: I think I could fit in here. / BoxJam: So why do you think nobody ever wants to sit with us at lunch? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000308.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[There are no pictures in this one - just dialog]]
/ BoxJam(?): Hey, is that a sky writer? / Ms. BoxJam(?): Yeah.
/ BoxJam(?): I wonder what it's spelling out... / Ms. BoxJam(?): I used to have a friend who was so vain, she'd watch a sky-writer for the whole time, just in case the message was for her. Isn't that funny? / [[Long pause.]] / BoxJam(?): That's a scream. / Scanner problems will be fixed for 3/10 - mgmt http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000309.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[There are no pictures in this one - just dialog]]
/ Voice 1: Well, we made it. I can't believe you and I are getting to fly away for a weekend alone!
/ Voice 2: Yeah, it was really nice of your mom to take the kids. / Voice 1: Just you and me. Time to focus on each other. Can't you just feel your blood pressure dropping?
/ Voice 2: Uh-huh. / [[Pause.]] / Voice 2 (Thinking): Why are airports always full of babes? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000310.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: Hey- I haven't seen any penguins in a couple of weeks...
/ BoxJam: Yeah... / BoxJam: I, uh, I had to kill them.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Good! / BoxJam: What?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Good! Everyone hates penguins! / BoxJam: You're vegetarian!
/ Ms. BoxJam: They're penguins! Stop being a wuss! / BoxJam: Well, I never like to emit bad karma...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oooh... are your penguins going to come back to life to even the score?
/ [[Nine tiny penguins appears behind Ms. BoxJam.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000313.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are tied to a stake, while bits of penguins light a pile of wood under them.]]
/ BoxJam: For little bits of penguin flesh come back to life, they're remarkably able...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Little Boxjam! Come kill some penguins!
/ Little BoxJam: Cool!
/ BoxJam: But they're penguins!
/ Little BoxJam: Yeah - everybody hates 'em! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000314.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam looks at a smoldering BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam.]] / [[For a long time.]] / Little BoxJam: So when you said, "Come kill some penguins," you meant like, right away? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000315.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Well, they've left for now, but what can we do about these penguins?
/ Ms. Boxjam: Blowing the up just made a bunch of smaller penguins... / BoxJam: Like Asteroids! I wonder...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Hmm... / [[The telephone rings]]
/ <<*ring!* *ring!*>> / Telephone: KILL 'EM! EVERYONE HATES PENGUINS!
/ BoxJam: Thanks for joining us, Mallethead...You're a couple of days behind in the script... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000316.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The BoxJams are in bed.]]
/ BoxJam: I'm having a recursive dream. / Mrs. BoxJam: You mean a "recurring" dream. / BoxJam: No, it's this dream where I fall asleep and I have this dream, where I fall asleep, and I have this dream, where i fall asleep, and I have this dream... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000317.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam sits in a giant pile of unidentifiable stuff]]
/ Little BoxJam: Cool hiding place! How'd you make it? / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000320.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam drops a rock into BoxJam's head. Several frames of silence.]] / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000321.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are playing a game - the gameboard says "HAIJA" - and it's marked like a Ouija board.]] / Ms. BoxJam: B-4-I / BoxJam: B-4-I? Before I! Before I what!?
/ Ms. BoxJam: Shh - just concentrate! / BoxJam: OHMANOHMANOHMANOHMANOHMANOH
/ Ms. BoxJam: ...T-S-A / BoxJam: T-S-A - tsar?
/ Ms. BoxJam: ...H-I-T. / BoxJam: Huh?
/ Ms. BoxJam: B-4. It's a hit. / Ms. BoxJam: We've got to start keeping it away from the other games. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000322.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Ms. BoxJam: YAUGH!
/ BoxJam: What's the matter? / Ms. BoxJam: My students just turned in their evaluations! Some of them just used it to slam me! / Ms. BoxJam: Do you know what it's like when some smart alecks insult you, for something you KNOW you're good at!? / [[BoxJam is now alone]]
/ < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000323.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is talking to Little BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: I say tomato ~ you say tomato! / BoxJam: I say potato, you say potato! / BoxJam: Tomato, tomato~ potato, potato~ / BoxJam: Stop repeating everything I say! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000324.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Have fun on your trip to Japan -
/ Ms. BoxJam: Thanks... / BoxJam: Is there any sort of traditional, native, live dramatic form, that's not kabuki, that you plan on seeing while you're there?
/ Ms. BoxJam: No - / [She flies off on a bird]] / [[She flies back on a bird and alights]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, aren't you going to ask me about my trip, including specific activities I won't forgive you not knowing whether I attended or not? / BoxJam (thinking): How do I get into these jams? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000327.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam has just kicked a ball through a goal Little BoxJam is defending]]
/ Little Boxjam: TIME OUT! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000328.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Mallethead: HOW DO YOU TALK WITH NO MOUTH?
/ BoxJam: I have a mouth. / Mallethead: NO WAY LET ME SEE / [[BoxJam's front of his head pries upward]]
/ Mallethead: COOL... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000329.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam sticks his head over some grasses at the top of a hill]]
/ Little BoxJam: Whoa! An undiscovered valley! / [[He sees lots of strange animals]]
/ Little BoxJam: Full of animals the world has never seen! / Little BoxJam: Hey there - you're a cute one - I'll call you 'spy-ro'
/ Offscreen: DON'T TOUCH IT! / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam climb over the hill]]
/ BoxJam: You don't know where he's been!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh, Lord, he's touching an animal?
/ Little BoxJam: Huh? / Little BoxJam: But these are brand new types of animals...
/ BoxJam: ...and probably covered with germs!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Shoo! Shoo! / BoxJam: Thank goodness we got here in time!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Wild animals aren't playthings, honey! / [[reveal Little BoxJam in bed, apparently waking from a dream]]
/ Little BoxJam: *sigh* http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000330.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Two board game tokens have a conversation on a board game path]]
/ Red play figure: Yay! I got three gumdrops!
/ Green play figure: I got four! / Red play figure: Wouldn't it be nice if you only got three, too?
/ Green play figure: Um, I'm really supposed to get four. / Red: But it's not fair! You're getting more of everything!
/ Green: It's just luck! And for fun! This sort of thing doesn't bother big people like us! / Red: Yeah, but you're always lucky, and I < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000331.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | {{This was an April Fools' strip titled 'Welcome to... Guest Artist Saturdays!'}}
/ Max Slacker BoxJammified: This is pointless! We can never hope to achieve the heights of surreal humor BoxJam does.
/ Joe Welcome BoxJammified: Not to worry! All you do is take real jokes a / Jon from goats BoxJammified: You'll forgive me if I'm skeptical.
/ Phillip from goats BoxJammified: Like this: It makes me nervous when a Chinese Restaurant is next to big fuzzy dice. / Francis from PvP BoxJammified: Nice try. Give it up.
/ Jade from PvP BoxJammified: How many light bulbs does it take to cross a chicken? / {{underneath the comic is the following text: "Today's guest artist spot, the first, is a collaborative effort. Three guys, who tell me that they're also web cartoonists, teamed up to try to capture the flavor of BoxJam's Doodle. Pretty good, guys! You might want to make the characters look more consistent from frame to frame, but I like it! / By the way, they also included links to their pages:
/ "Soap Your Rope"
/ "goaters"
/ "Prayer vs. Prayer" (maybe a Christian wrestling strip?)
/ Now, I haven't had time to check their sites out myself, but I bet they're pretty groovy. Why don't you give 'em a look?"}} http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000401.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on the front porch, looking back into the house]]
/ BoxJam: Oh, is that so!? Well, fine - if you need me, I'll be at Bennigan's! / [[BoxJam at a bar surrounded by ferns]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I hate that the only bar near us is at the mall. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000403.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Building Sign: Museum of Old Stuff (Pottery)
/ [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam ascend the staircase to the museum]] / Ms. BoxJam (thinking): This was made by someone who lived a whole life, hundreds of years ago... Their hands touched this... and now they're gone - nobody knows his or her name, what they looked like, if they had a good life... nothing! One day we'll all be entirely forgotten too...
/ BoxJam (thinking): Man - everything is broken! What the hell? Was there some big pottery war they forgot to tell me about? Hey, that's funny! I think I'll tell her - wait - why is my super guy sense tingling? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000404.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam and Mallethead at a bar]]
/ Mallethead: THAT NURSE WAS THE BEST.
/ BoxJam: Miss Ellie.
/ Mallethead: I LIKED THE NURSE.
/ BoxJam: Miss Ellie.
/ Mallethead: BUT THE NURSE WAS HOT. SHE HAD IT ALL. / BoxJam: Have you ever woken up at 3 in the morning on a cold night, and suddenly been confronted by your own mortality? Your age shoots forward in your consciousness, and you realize that you'll never be younger than that again. Everything that's done is not only un-do-able, but truly irretrievable, and there's a powerlessness and loneliness there that caon't be properly described, much less felt, other than those times you wake up on a quiet, cold night.
/ When Andy did that, the memory of Miss Ellie's never-again sweet touch both chilled and warmed his soul. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000405.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam takes out the trash, humming]]
/ BoxJam: Dah, DAH dah... DAH, dada da daah... / BoxJam: Dadada dah, dah, DAH.... / BoxJam: Dah, DAH dah dah, dadah... Dah DAHHH, dahh daahh DAAHHH... / BoxJam (to Ms. BoxJam): What the hell is a "huckleberry friend" anyway? http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000406.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Armless Farm Mouse: Howdy, y'all! Welcome to the busy farm! I'd wave, but somebody ripped my arms off! / [[Picture of puppy missing head]]
/ Caption: Puppy here is glad to see you, and looking all around - or he would be if his head wasn't just a spring... / [[picture of cat with partial mice on a 'wheel' revolving around cat]]
/ Caption: While kitty sleeps, the mousies - or their remaining body parts - scamper 'cross the haystack! / [[picture of bipedal rabbit who only is there from waist down]]
/ Caption: Bunny always tends the crops, sometimes stopping for a snack, which is weird, since somebody ripped off his head and torso... / [[reveal BoxJam is reading a book to 'Mina in a rocking chair]]
/ BoxJam (thinking): I think I actually prefer pop-up books this way...
/ 'Mina: Uh-oh! Aw dun head! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20000407.html |
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