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| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | All the folks down in downtown loved Christmas a lot
/ But this guy who lived just north of downtown did not
/ He hated Christmas, the whole Christmas scene
/ Now please don't ask why... this guy was just mean / Some said it was 'cuz he was bad as a kid
/ Said he didn't get praised like the other kids did
/ But... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011212.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | < http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011214.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | And that's just what he did, this rotten old creep
/ He headed Downtown in a new stolen Jeep
/ He broke into buildings and he shoplifted stuff
/ He cleaned out Al's Cleaners and when that weren't enough / He stole from the deli and the old hardware store
/ He knocked over the diner and when there wasn't... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011216.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | Soon, the cry for help went out far and wide.
/ It echoed across the whole countryside
/ Who who will save us? Who who can we call?
/ Who will bring back our food and our presents and all?
/ The cops were all snuggled all snug in their beds
/ While visions of drug busts danced in their heads
/ No, there was... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011217.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | Frank took the call with his usual ease:
/ "Some lowlife is tryin' to steal Christmas? Please!"
/ He pulled on a sweater and some old dirty slacks
/ He revved the Durango -- and whistled for Max
/ They picked up the trail, it wasn't that hard
/ This guy had left tire tracks in everyone's yard
/ His Jeep was... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011219.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | They caught up to him quick, on the corner of Main
/ Frank yelled, "Give it up, dude! You're being a pain!"
/ But you see, this crook was so smart and so slick
/ He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick
/ "I'm a repairman!" The rotten perp lies
/ "I'm fixing all this stuff for a Christmas surprise!"
/ "I'm... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011221.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | Did that fool the duo? No, they simply said
/ "Get down on the ground! Put your hands on your head!"
/ Accepting his fate, he lay down on the ground
/ When he did, the boys heard a faint ripping sound
/ And what happened then? Well, in Downtown they say
/ That robber's small shorts split wide open that... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011223.html |
| How Some Guy Stole Christmas | "I get it now!" He said to the boys
/ "I'll give back the presents and I'll give back the toys!"
/ "I get it, you see! I was just acting funny!"
/ Max said, "The only thing you'll get's ten-to-twenty!"
/ So they took him to the pokey, and locked him up tight
/ Then whizzed with their load through the bright... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011224.html |
| Christmas Aftermath | [[Max is standing in the hallway, holding a bag of groceries, reaching to unlock the door]]
/ HEY, BUDDY, EGG NOG'S 60% OFF DOWN AT THE CORNER STORE -- / [[Peanut lies asleep in a punch bowl, next to several empty egg nog cartons]]
/ OH.
/ YOU'VE HEARD. http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011226.html |
| The Re-Gifter | [[Peanut sits in front of the TV]]
/ Peanut: SO...
/ HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? / [[Max calls from the other room]]
/ Max: UH, BUDDY, FAR BE IT FROM ME TO ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A "RE-GIFTER"... / [[Max is wearing a sweater that is much too small for him]]
/ Max: ...BUT ISN'T THIS THE SWEATER... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011228.html |
| Cookies for Dinner! | Frank: Whatcha want for dinner?
/ Max: Christmas cookies. / Max: It's only once a year! We have all these great homemade cookies around! We gotta use 'em before they go stale! / Frank: But doesn't all that sugar make you kinda... I dunno... HYPER? / Max: COOKIES FOR DINNER, I SAID!! http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011230.html |
| The Last Number One | Peanut: Well, that's the last meal of 2001!
/ Peanut: That's the last time I'll do the dishes in 2001!
/ Peanut: That's the last time I'll brush my teeth in 2001! / Max: Peanut, enough!
/ Frank: We get it. You're counting down to the new year. / (Flush!) / Peanut: Well, that's the last (obscured)
/ Frank... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20011231.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020102.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020102.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Heavy Problems | [[at a posh restaurant]]
/ Beth: Ooh, Cole! Thank you so much for dessert! It's delicious! / Cole: Heh. Done with that already, huh? Er..uh.. Beth, uh, the thing is... / Cole: I don't think we should see each other anymore.
/ Beth: < http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020104.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020106.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020106.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020107.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020107.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020109.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020109.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020111.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020111.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020113.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020113.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020116.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020116.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020118.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020118.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020123.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020123.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020125.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020125.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020127.html">http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020127.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [Beth's butt is stuck in the narrow doorway]
/ Beth: Oof! Great. Not only am I terrified, now I'm humiliated. / [Beth, staring into a large underground chamber filled with tanks and pipes]
/ Beth: Huh? What the... / [A shadowy figure grabs Beth's ankle]
/ Beth: GAHH!!
/ Shadowy figure: unnh... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020128.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | Beth: I know you from class!
/ Smith: Name's Smith. / Smith: I'm FBI. / Smith: We've been on this place for months-- OW!
/ Beth: Oh my goodness! http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020130.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | Smith: You've got to get out of here! / Smith: This whole gym is basically a generator. Every treadmill, every rowing machine is wired to the grid. They even have a way to collect the calories burned in the aerobic classes! It's all converted to electricity down here. There's nothing technically illegal... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20020201.html |
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