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How Some Guy Stole Christmas All the folks down in downtown loved Christmas a lot / But this guy who lived just north of downtown did not / He hated Christmas, the whole Christmas scene / Now please don't ask why... this guy was just mean / Some said it was 'cuz he was bad as a kid / Said he didn't get praised like the other kids did / But...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas <> / #*@! / But whatever the reason, his youth or his shorts / He stood there on Christmas Eve hating those sorts / Those sorts who make merry with holiday glee / He thought, "A perfect night for a jolly crime spree!" / So he packed up some bags in his old Chevy Nova / But try as he might,...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas And that's just what he did, this rotten old creep / He headed Downtown in a new stolen Jeep / He broke into buildings and he shoplifted stuff / He cleaned out Al's Cleaners and when that weren't enough / He stole from the deli and the old hardware store / He knocked over the diner and when there wasn't...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas Soon, the cry for help went out far and wide. / It echoed across the whole countryside / Who who will save us? Who who can we call? / Who will bring back our food and our presents and all? / The cops were all snuggled all snug in their beds / While visions of drug busts danced in their heads / No, there was...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas Frank took the call with his usual ease: / "Some lowlife is tryin' to steal Christmas? Please!" / He pulled on a sweater and some old dirty slacks / He revved the Durango -- and whistled for Max / They picked up the trail, it wasn't that hard / This guy had left tire tracks in everyone's yard / His Jeep was...
 
How Some Guy Stole Christmas They caught up to him quick, on the corner of Main / Frank yelled, "Give it up, dude! You're being a pain!" / But you see, this crook was so smart and so slick / He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick / "I'm a repairman!" The rotten perp lies / "I'm fixing all this stuff for a Christmas surprise!" / "I'm...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas Did that fool the duo? No, they simply said / "Get down on the ground! Put your hands on your head!" / Accepting his fate, he lay down on the ground / When he did, the boys heard a faint ripping sound / And what happened then? Well, in Downtown they say / That robber's small shorts split wide open that...
How Some Guy Stole Christmas "I get it now!" He said to the boys / "I'll give back the presents and I'll give back the toys!" / "I get it, you see! I was just acting funny!" / Max said, "The only thing you'll get's ten-to-twenty!" / So they took him to the pokey, and locked him up tight / Then whizzed with their load through the bright...
Christmas Aftermath [[Max is standing in the hallway, holding a bag of groceries, reaching to unlock the door]] / HEY, BUDDY, EGG NOG'S 60% OFF DOWN AT THE CORNER STORE -- / [[Peanut lies asleep in a punch bowl, next to several empty egg nog cartons]] / OH. / YOU'VE HEARD.
The Re-Gifter [[Peanut sits in front of the TV]] / Peanut: SO... / HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS? / [[Max calls from the other room]] / Max: UH, BUDDY, FAR BE IT FROM ME TO ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A "RE-GIFTER"... / [[Max is wearing a sweater that is much too small for him]] / Max: ...BUT ISN'T THIS THE SWEATER...
 
Cookies for Dinner! Frank: Whatcha want for dinner? / Max: Christmas cookies. / Max: It's only once a year! We have all these great homemade cookies around! We gotta use 'em before they go stale! / Frank: But doesn't all that sugar make you kinda... I dunno... HYPER? / Max: COOKIES FOR DINNER, I SAID!!
The Last Number One Peanut: Well, that's the last meal of 2001! / Peanut: That's the last time I'll do the dishes in 2001! / Peanut: That's the last time I'll brush my teeth in 2001! / Max: Peanut, enough! / Frank: We get it. You're counting down to the new year. / (Flush!) / Peanut: Well, that's the last (obscured) / Frank...
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Heavy Problems [[at a posh restaurant]] / Beth: Ooh, Cole! Thank you so much for dessert! It's delicious! / Cole: Heh. Done with that already, huh? Er..uh.. Beth, uh, the thing is... / Cole: I don't think we should see each other anymore. / Beth: <>
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Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan [Beth's butt is stuck in the narrow doorway] / Beth: Oof! Great. Not only am I terrified, now I'm humiliated. / [Beth, staring into a large underground chamber filled with tanks and pipes] / Beth: Huh? What the... / [A shadowy figure grabs Beth's ankle] / Beth: GAHH!! / Shadowy figure: unnh...
Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan Beth: I know you from class! / Smith: Name's Smith. / Smith: I'm FBI. / Smith: We've been on this place for months-- OW! / Beth: Oh my goodness!
Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan Smith: You've got to get out of here! / Smith: This whole gym is basically a generator. Every treadmill, every rowing machine is wired to the grid. They even have a way to collect the calories burned in the aerobic classes! It's all converted to electricity down here. There's nothing technically illegal...
 

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