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| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Max and Slick are resting on a rock, looking at the sky]]
/ Max: Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Ca-
/ Slick: YEAH. / Slick: Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sn-
/ Max: YEAH. / [[silence]] / Max & Slick: Screw 'em. http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20000922.html |
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| Rhyme and Punishment | [[Frank and Max are near the mailboxes in the lobby of their building.]]
/ Beth (from out of panel): Hey, Frank!
/ Frank: Oh, hi. / Beth: Whatcha doin' tomorrow night?
/ Frank: Nothing. Why?
/ Beth: Wanna come with me to a poetry reading? / Frank: Umm... Sure.
/ Beth: Great! See you then! / Max: Wow, you... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001018.html |
| Rhyme and Punishment | [[Frank's apartment. Frank is getting ready to go out.]]
/ Max: Poetry, huh?
/ Frank: Yup. / Max: Y'know, I've penned a few stanzas in my time.
/ Frank: Do tell. / Max: ahem... There once was a pug from Pawtucket...
/ Frank: (from the hall) Good night, Max. http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001020.html |
| Rhyme and Punishment | [[A street in the city. A sign reads "The Bard Rock Cafe".]]
/ Beth: Well, this is it! / [[outside The Bard Rock Cafe. A sign reads "Tonight Only. Derek."]]
/ Frank: You come here often?
/ Beth: Naw. This guy Derek invited me and I didn't want to come down here alone. / Frank: "The Bard Rock Cafe"? I've... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001022.html |
| Rhyme and Punishment | [[Frank and Beth are seated at a table in the Bard Rock Cafe]]
/ Frank: So where do you know this guy "Derek" from?
/ Beth: Unemployment office. / Frank: Still looking for work, huh?
/ Beth: Yeah. I had a great job all lined up but it fell through. / Beth: Stupid cookie company's goin' out of business.... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001023.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Frank and Beth are silhouetted against the stage at The Bard Rock Cafe.]] / Announcer (out of panel): Ladies and gentlemen... Derek!!! / Derek: The title of this poem is "I Miss You." Ahem... I miss your face / I miss your earlobe / I miss you even more / than my old Ford Probe / [[Frank begins... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001025.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Derek continues his reading at The Bard Rock Cafe]] / Derek: Flip. Flop. I love you alot.
/ Frank: This guy stinks! / Beth: I know it's horrible... but... but I can't look away! / Frank: Yeah. Like a train wreck.
/ Beth (thinking): Oooh! Derek! http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001027.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Derek completes his reading at the Bard Rock Cafe]]
/ Derek: Thank you and good night!! / Announcer (out-of-panel): Be sure to pick up your Dereck CD's and merchendise in the lobby!
/ Beth: I'll be right back: / [[Frank is caught up in a stampede of women.]]
/ Frank: You gotta be kidding me... Whoa!... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001029.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Frank and Beth are silhouetted, leaving The Bard Rock Cafe]]
/ Frank (thinking): Just once I'd like to go on a normal date where nothing crazy happens. / Frank (thinking): Of course, maybe perfection is too much to expect. Maybe I'm being paranoid. Maybe I'm overly-suspicious. / [[Beth is wearing... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001030.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Frank arrives home to find Max asleep on the floor]]
/ Frank: Tell me something. Is this good poetry? "Oh, baby, you knock me for a loop, every time I see you eatin' your Campbell's Chicken Soup."
/ Max: No, that's bad. That's very bad. / Frank: That's what I thought! This guy Derek's got women screaming... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001101.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Max is sitting at the computer while Frank looks on.]]
/ Frank: I wanna know everything there is to know about this guy! / Max: Is this him?
/ Frank: Yeah, that's him... / Frank: Derek Shtinkowitz??
/ Max: I guess we know why he went for the first name only" route. http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001103.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Derek waves to a crowd of lady fans as he climbs into his limo.]]
/ Derek: "Thank you! Thank you! You're too kind! Good night!" / [[Derek is inside his limo]]
/ Derek: So long, ladies / [[In a wider shot, we see Frank is sitting in the limo, too.]]
/ Frank: Hello, Shtinky. http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001105.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Exterior, night. The limo speeds away]]
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| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | [[Inside Derek's limo]]
/ Frank: So, Derek, how do you explain your popularity?
/ Derek: It's my poetry, man. / [[The limo speeds on through the night]]
/ Frank (from inside): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! / [[Inside Derek's limo]]
/ Frank: No, no, really. How do you do it? / Derek: My... http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001108.html |
| Lost & Found Investigations ©2000 Matt Milligan | Frank: We're at your place. Get out. / Frank: Don't worry, Shtinky. We'll figure it out. And when we do, yer goin' down!
/ Derek: I don't know what you're talking about. / [[Limo driving away]] < http://lostandfoundcomic.com/d/20001110.html |
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