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| wapsisquare.com/d/20030609.html | SMASH / Is that good / The ball never touched the lane |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030611.html | Wow That's great And you've never bowled before / I played softball it seemed similar / Except I'm not holding back as much now / Oh wow |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030613.html | I had fun tonight / Me too / Do me a favor / Sure / Stand on this chair / Um okay / Oh I get it |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030616.html | Hey sexy girl what's new / Hey Shelly / I'm going in for a physical today / You're thin eat well no problem / I don't like being thin I have a body like a twelve year old boy / Okay a large chested twelve year old boy |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030618.html | I have this insane metabolism and I haven't outgrown it yet / 1/2 1/2 / And that's a problem You're thin but curvy in all the right places / Growing up I was called twig girl gazelle People teased me about being flat chested until college / Women would die for a body like yours |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030620.html | Thanks for the compliment but I think your body is more appreciated / I haven't seen you in a while What have you been up to / Well / I beat this guy up and now they want me as the spokes model for Ripper paintguns / Hah Now it's your turn to have big guns / Monica You of all people |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030623.html | Monica Villarreal the doctor will see you / Go ahead and change out of your clothes and put on this gown I'll be back to get your blood presure and your weight / What a euphemism What she means is Put on this flimsy paper gown that lets your ass hang out / So no matter what we do to you you won't try to... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030625.html | I know Shelly means well but I doubt women envy my body type / I may be thin but my chest is big enough for someone twice my size / Men and women ask if I have implants And although I don't hate my body / Why on earth would I do this to myself on purpose |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030627.html | Get me another syringe I need two more gallons of blood / And get the submarine in position I need that periscope for the pelvic exam / Okay I'm exaggerating But being in these stirrups is no picnic either |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030630.html | How did the doctor visit go / Just fine They will mail me the results in a few days / Mail them to you How impersonal Have doctor visits gone the way of house calls Soon people will see virtual doctors over the internet / I would hate to think how they would insert the speculum |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030702.html | I wanted to tell you about the next project I have for you / You'll be working with a graffiti artist He'll be the curator for our next show / Speechless You must be impressed |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030704.html | You know what they say When life hands you lemons / Make lemonade / Don't you have any respect for your elders |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030707.html | I don't get it Which part of anthropologist in my job description is not legible / He's trying so hard to make the museum hip and sexy / What are you afraid of / Don't you have anything better to do Go play with a lawn gnome / A lawn gnome Are you gnuts |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030709.html | I'm not nuts and why do you think I'm afraid / You know more about past civilizations than the one you live in now / I'm not a social misfit I have a social life / Hey Monica Who you talking to |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030711.html | Hey you okay / Kevin uh what are you doing here / I've been working with the museum director giving him some ideas for more local art shows / I hear you've agreed to work with DJ Yummy Tea / This is a nightmare Any minute I'll wake up naked in my high school |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030714.html | That's great that you signed on to do the local art series / The what I did / You look busy I'll get out of your hair / Oh hey We still need to get together for drinks some time / That's terrible / Getting suckered into another project / No standing with your mouth agape |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030716.html | I don't know anything about graffit art / Sure you do / What about the Mexican revolution / Are you trying to compare the political wall art to spray painting a building / Graffiti has it's own history of political activism Why is one more relevant than the other / Because it I / Ay ay ay / Stumped |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030718.html | Am I biased about older civilizations / Is it a romantic notion to think because something is older I have more to learn from it / Do I think because something is current it's not as valid I hope I don't think like that / Damn it Now my head hurts |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030721.html | Daren Am I a social misfit / No Of course not Get you another beer |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030723.html | Hey M / Hey / Do you think I'm a social misfit / A social misfit Why No no more than the rest of us / Hold you hostage with a booger / Stop Shelly yuck |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030725.html | What's wrong / Owen has another date with Lakshmi Why doesn't he ever notice me / I'm sure he does You torment the crap out of him in public regularly / If I didn't he wouldn't even know I exist |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030728.html | Geeze Shelly there is a difference between good and bad attention / Well / Oh I was waiting to hear what the difference was |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030730.html | Okay I'm overreacting I'm not a social misfit I'm just out of tune / How am I supposed to be in tune with a society when I can't even understand my friends |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030801.html | Hey Amanda I got the results from my physical / Yeah the doctor says I'm healthy overall Something about my cholesterol at 192 though / Hello You still there / C'mon M you're going to start exercising |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030804.html | Good god M How did your cholesterol get to 192 / It would seem my high metabolism contributed to the bad cholesterol build up / So even though you're as skinny as a stick you still need to exercise / Sound that way / Hey Quit dancing and help me think what to do |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030806.html | What would you like to do for exercise / I like to walk Oh wait I still have my bike from college / No way You don't still have that thing / Here it is / I will not be seen with you and that thing in public ever again |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030808.html | What's wrong with my bike It was the only one that fit me / There's a better selection of bikes now They can be customised / Besides you might look real hot on a new road bike / But those things are build for speed / And I'm not |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030811.html | Lake Cycles / Sale / Just pick out one you like and they will size it to you / Is this a real seat / Unlike the banana seat this one is as small as your butt |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030813.html | The guy is adjusting the bike you picked / Now you need some gear / A helmet gloves sports top bike shorts Try these on and I'll get a pump and repair kit / What happened to just getting on a bike and riding |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030815.html | Is your friend new to biking / Kind of She's new to biking with the right gear / Whoa / What is it / Looks like she has the right gear now / Nice gear M |
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