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| wapsisquare.com/d/20040519.html | What are you talking about / Nothing I just know people They flip out if something doesn't fit into their reality / He is not their reality And you can't talk about him to anyone / I am still in the room |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040521.html | Geeze Monica you act like we'll be labelled alien abductees / I'm not an alien / There's more at risk here than labels If you talk about stuff like this they haul you away in / OOKAAAY Who's ready for lunch |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040524.html | Quit trying to protect me / When I was small we would visit my family in Mexico I most enjoyed the time I spent with my abuela / My great grandmother actually She lived in the small guest house on my tio's estate She also taught me a language she said was older than the Olmecs One day I asked my dad why... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040526.html | He said she had been dead for 12 years / When I tried to prove him wrong she was nowhere around Anywhere / I spent the next four years visiting a doctor just this side of a rubber room / Whoa dude They busted you for an imaginary friend |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040528.html | Monica I have things I can't talk to people about for various reasons / I didn't mean Why don't I grab us some lunch I'm getting hungry / # / No she doesn't think you're crazy |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040531.html | Goodness is this edible If I put a wick in it it would burn for a month / Gut bomb / I can't eat them often but they fill you up and stick with you all day / How Monica can pack away six of them fries onion rings a malt and a coke is beyond me / What I'm hungry |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040602.html | So are we cool then / Yeah we're cool Just keep this quiet / Don't you worry Mums the word / Nice girl / She should think about growing her hair out It would be cute |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040604.html | Hey you want ice cream / Sure / Ice cream / I love the springtime scenery |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040607.html | Strong women are so sexy They don't need men other than for companionship if they desire / Any man is truly lucky with such a woman / I wonder if any guy has been lucky enough to have been claimed by the muscle babe on the court |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040609.html | God she looks like she could shove that ball down your throat if you tried to get by her Wow / Hey babe you watching Shelly playin' with the boys |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040611.html | Oh hey Owen What's up |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040614.html | Hold on you meatheads I'll be right back / Hey lovebirds What are you two up to / Just going for a walk and getting some ice cream / Honey Yours melted already |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040616.html | I'll let you two go These guys hate to wait as much as losing to a girl / Adorable haircut by the way / She's a regular little muscle butt girl / I'd do anything to have a butt like that |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040618.html | Oh god This is going to be a bad sneeze / AH AHHHH AH / CHOOO |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040621.html | What a way to start the day Under my desk putting my bra back on / Gut bomb / Hey Monica Department meeting / That's odd I saw her come in here / Why haven't I thought of this before |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040623.html | Damn allergies I never thought they would help me avoid a meeting / I'll need to stop by the bra shop today This bra is shot / That and my boobs are bigger although I've lost weight / Shit I'm 4'11 god Isn't that enough |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040625.html | Well I'm hungry and it's lunch time I'll figure out when to go to the bra shop later I should see if Katherine wants to go out for lunch / I haven't seen her around for a while I hope she's okay she needs to get out more and mingle / Textiles |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040628.html | Hi Katherine Um whatcha doin' / Hi Monica Oh I'm just changing a light / I was standing on my desk when I lost my footing I'm afraid to let |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040630.html | Geezus Are you okay / The museum has a maintenance staff for stuff like that / But no one ever comes down here and I don't want to disturb them / Listen It's their job |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040702.html | Well maintenance will have to look at that now / I'm sorry / Sweetie if you need help don't be afraid to ask for it / Especially if they are getting paid to help you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040705.html | Katherine are you wearing makeup / I I was experimenting I look silly don't I / She looks like a little girl who got into her mom's makeup Just be honest with her / Sweetie you look adorable / And I wasn't lying |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040706.html | Excuse me / I was wondering if you would take a look at the fixture in the corner basement office / You mean the one with the creepy lady who doesn't talk to anyone / She's not the one to worry about if you call her creepy again |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040707.html | There you go Miss Gilchrist all fixed I'll check the fuse box for you too / Call my cell phone if you need any other repairs / Thank you / No problem |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040708.html | Daren why are some people afraid to ask for help / That depends some let pride get in their way Others may think no one will want to help them / But why would someone not want to help someone / Maybe they're just afraid |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040709.html | Hey there she is / Amanda / Goodness Is the weekend finally here / It certainly is What can I get you to help rid the stress of the week / How about a flexible shower head and a look for the bathroom |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040712.html | 'Mornin' daddy / You're in an awfully good mood today / I'm in a very good mood / Don't you forget you still need to put that V8 back together you broke And / Still in a good mood |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040713.html | Shelly one more thing / What is it / Owen is waiting for you in the shop / I can see that now |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040714.html | So what's up You look all serious / Did someone get hurt / Someone got hurt Tell me who / You might be looking at him in about five seconds |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040715.html | Damnit Owen talk to me / Back in grade school when those kids were picking on me you came over and kicked the shit out of them / When kids teased you for defending me you kicked the shit out of them / You've always been the bully that's been my best friend |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040716.html | So you think I'm a bully / I've never really thought about the emotions behind how you act before / But you think I'm a bully |
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