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| wapsisquare.com/d/20040830.html | What are you laughing at Barbie |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040831.html | I don't even think I'm angry at Owen / Guys in my life never seem to divulge any info / I've just been waiting so long for some sort of validation from Owen / Where would I find time for a relationship anyway / It's hard to admit that the problem might be with me |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040901.html | Hey I hear salsa music / That's the wine and dessert bar next door / We're just missing the sweets for our own party / You two hold that thought I'll be right back |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040902.html | Lovely You two nerds keep doing what you're doing When you're sober enough to write your names I'll need releases from you / Whoohooo We'll be famous / burp / I've created monsters |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040903.html | It's your city / take the party with you / Snobby Winery |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040906.html | 'Mornin' sunshines You two look like you need coffee / I'll get you somethin' to turn that frown upside down / I swear her smile sounds like a trumpet blast |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040907.html | I feel like a fuzzy television channel I want to blame Owen for this hangover / It's our own fault We're old enough to know better / Part of me still wants to kick his ass inside out / Just leave him alone Besides Lakshmi could kick your ass / Touché |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040908.html | 'Mornin' Miss Jacquie Chai latte right / Absolutely Tina I hope I didn't leave you sore anywher / Not at all glad you talked me into that I didn't know I could bend that way / Whoooaa |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040909.html | Surprisingly I've never thought of trying yoga before / Awwww poop Just when Jacque was gettin' interesting / Tina some people say yoga is better than sex / YOGA |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040910.html | I need a shower to feel human again Want to grab lunch by St. Anthony Main later / Sure I'll have to take Dietzel for a walk as well He'll probably be scratching on the door when I get home / Paint / X |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040913.html | Dietzel Sweetie I'm home / Hi I'm sorry I What's this A card / A tardy slip But I haven't gotten a tardy slip since / Hey you were into my grade school stuff again And I won't even ask about the X |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040914.html | Look I'm sorry I was gone How about I take you to the park for the afternoon / What What's wrong I thought / I promise you won't have to play catch and no frisbees will be thrown at you / Too bad I can't make the same promise about the squirrels |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040915.html | Okay Dietzel I'm through in the shower Let's go Dietzel c'mon / squeak squeak squeak / squeak squeak squeak squeak / People will think I have a brain injury if I pull you around on roller skates |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040916.html | The best way for a single girl to meet guys in the part / That would be a nice ego boost and |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040917.html | Cute dog / Thanks / GRRR |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040920.html | It really bugs me how fake some people can be And it's all fair play in this society / Once I calmed down though I noticed one important fact those girls in their temporary frenzy mistakenly overlooked / Those guys were holding hands I doubt those girls had a chance anyway |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040921.html | Dietzel is as nervous around people as I am yet people flock to him / Maybe I try too hard to get people to like me With him he's as real as you can get / Or maybe I need to start wearing a dog collar Nah PVC dresses don't breathe very well |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040922.html | Hey Kevin isn't that the chick from the museum you're always talking about / Her name's Monica and I doubt she wants anything to do with me And I don't always talk about her Do I / Whatever Have you tried talking with her outside of work / I'm always with you outside of work |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040923.html | I could throw the frisbee over by her and you / No way I won't go get it if you do / Yeah you're right Ideas like that ended with Annette Funicello movies / Annette Funicello was really hot though / She always will be / Gimme that damn thing before I change my mind |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040924.html | What are you gonna do man / Probably something really stupid / BAP |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040927.html | Crap man You clocked her dog / Oh god I'm such a dork / Well it wasn't pretty But now you have the chance to go help / Go help her |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040928.html | Oh sweetie What happened / Monica I saw the whole thing I um I / Someone hit your dog with a frisbee |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040929.html | I can see that it's kinda obvious But thanks for coming over Kevin It's the thought anyway / He's okay Just a big baby that has to learn to duck Isn't that right / I'm glad he's okay I was uh / You want to get together tonight |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20040930.html | Oh man that's bad timing I should / I would love to / Did I say that / You would / Yes |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041001.html | Who is that dancing around over there Was this a set up You sneaky brat / That's Alan I've been too nervous to talk to you He told me I need to step up and take action / So he threw the frisbee / Kevin you owe meeee |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041004.html | Damnit Come back with my pants / The things I do for that guy / Hey handsome is that your dog |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041005.html | He asked me out / No way / I said yes / Nuh uh / We're going out tonight / Yes way / Pillsbury's best flour |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041006.html | So are you two going to some cozy restaurant / We both want to avoid the usual date scene It's fake and stressful / We're going to the ribs catfish and blues Bar for a fun and relaxing chance to get to know each other / Sounds like messy fun You could try kissing BBQ sauce off his chin later |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041007.html | So what are you going to wear this evening Casual clothes fancy lucky underwear / Shelly He's not going to see my underwear Not tonight anyway / Ah ha So you do want him to see your underwear / Shelly I never thought I'd see the day that you live vicariously through me |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20041008.html | I need to ask you one favor though If you aren't busy tonight of course / If you could stop by Jimmy's Blues Bar at around 9pm you could be my bad date back up / If things are going well I'll wink If not stay and talk with us I'll pay / If the date isn't going well and he's cute can I play with him / NO |
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