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wapsisquare.com/d/20050214.html C'mon babe I want to get up early tomorrow and go to Isles Bun and Coffee / Cinnamon rolls and puppy dog tails / Goodness You know just what to say to get a lady in bed
wapsisquare.com/d/20050215.html I'll freely admit I was chasing after you from the start Even if my confidence wasn't the greatest that night / I know I'm competitive and that can overwhelm some guys The thought of some amazon tracking you Waiting to pounce on you any moment when you're not / Owen / I'm sorry I think the timer in my brain...
wapsisquare.com/d/20050216.html You were trying to get away from me on our first date I intimidated you / You overwhelmed me If I ran it seemed to excite you more / Are you comparing me to a wild animal Dare you to try and run now
wapsisquare.com/d/20050217.html Wacko Good thing you live over a bar We're noisy / Yep no neighbors to disturb / Are they at it again / I think they broke the bed
wapsisquare.com/d/20050218.html Isles / Hot Buns our Specialty / cinnamon / caramel pecan / puppy dog tails / You are what you eat / Coffee
 
wapsisquare.com/d/20050221.html Heather You're here awfully late Go home go out / I'm still working on ideas for the Saturday show and I still have 47 demo CDs to listen to from this week's bundle and / I don't want you sick of music Go home and then go out NOW / Are you ordering me to have fun
wapsisquare.com/d/20050222.html I've gone an' done it Work has become my life That sucks / I hired you as a program director not to waste away in your office / Now get your ass out there and enjoy yourself / That takes more work than work
wapsisquare.com/d/20050223.html I've been in the twin cities over a year and I've barely met anyone that I'd want to hang out with However I haven't gone anywhere / I think I know someone who might still be working at this hour that needs to get out as much as me / If that phone rings again I'll break it with a goddamn wrench
wapsisquare.com/d/20050224.html Shelly's not answering but I'm sure she's still there I'll stop by her dad's shop I just wish I felt more like I fit in up here / Hey lady Quit your daydreaming and gimme your money / Not on your life spanky / Dispatch please send a squad car to the KCQ radio station parking lot And a change of pants f...
wapsisquare.com/d/20050225.html Hey guys thanks for coming so quick Here's my permit to carry and driver's license / Thanks ma'am Mind if I take a look at that howitzer / That's a fine looking weapon you got there young missy / It's a first gen cavalry model Easily worth a couple thousand / Hey guys I can appreciate aficionado dialog but...
 
wapsisquare.com/d/20050228.html Are you going to be okay ma'am / I'll be fine / I was wondering have you ever been to any single action shooting events / A few / If you like I mean if you'd be interested we have a single action shooting club here in Minneapolis I I have a card here / Criminy lady He's hitting on you Take his number so we...
wapsisquare.com/d/20050301.html Hey doc Is that car gonna live or what / Heather / There's a cool band playing at the 400 bar tonight Wanna go / Sure uh cool / Why am I suddenly so nervous
wapsisquare.com/d/20050302.html Let me uh get out of these oily clothes I mean I should change / I'll change what I'm wearing so I'm not covered in oil / So I can go I'll be right back / That was so strangely HOT
wapsisquare.com/d/20050303.html Why the hell do I get all fussy and nervous around Heather / She's always so calm and relaxed / And cool / And smooth
wapsisquare.com/d/20050304.html Okay I'm ready / We can just take my car I don't mind driving there / That's cool My car can always stay here over night / Where the hell did that come from
 
wapsisquare.com/d/20050307.html What's with the butterflies Why should Heather make me so nervous She's down to earth and I can talk with her so easy Geeze I can talk with her easier than / I can talk with her better than I can with Owen / Whatcha think of the band
wapsisquare.com/d/20050308.html I'm afraid she'll misinterpret any affection I show towards her I know she's gay I'm not attracted to girls I am attracted to her But not like that / Not that I don't find Shelly drop dead sexy I just hope she doesn't think that I'm hitting on her
wapsisquare.com/d/20050309.html I hang out with Monica I flirt with her habitually and she flirts back She's my friend and neither one of us gets weirded out by that / However I trip all over myself around Heather But I feel I can really talk with her I want to open up around her / Although it feels sexual I know it's not like that I'm...
wapsisquare.com/d/20050310.html I'm allowing someone in / God she's beautiful
wapsisquare.com/d/20050311.html Thanks for going with me tonight / I had fun / Really You seemed nervous / I did have fun / Really / Call you later / I would like that
 
wapsisquare.com/d/20050314.html Hey Shelly Split a pizza with me / Hey Shell What's up / Sure M It's been a day of working on cars for rich guys that have no clue what they own / This may be out of the blue am I a flirt / You mean in general or right now
wapsisquare.com/d/20050315.html I mean I don't try to flirt I think I flirt with everyone equally / Like for instance I flirt with Monica all the time / You do / Yes And you flirt back with me / I do
wapsisquare.com/d/20050316.html Daren we need your mediation / I'm working on this tap line honey / Daren Shelly says I'm a flirt / I'm just sayin' I flirt and she flirts back That's all I'm sayin' / It's not true I don't flirt with anybody Tell her it's not true
wapsisquare.com/d/20050317.html Hey I see a sexy leprechaun / Kiss me I'm Irish / Hey sexy what do I get to do to you for being Mexican
wapsisquare.com/d/20050318.html Brrrrrr Why do I kick the covers off in my sleep / The days just before spring are always the worst They seem to be the gloomiest and the coldest yucky / Hmmmmm That's better
 
wapsisquare.com/d/20050321.html Monica is the worst kind of flirt she doesn't even know she's doing it At least I admit I do it / It's just part of who I am / It doesn't have to mean anything
wapsisquare.com/d/20050322.html I'm sure Heather would have said something if she thought I was hitting on her She's such a calm soul she just allows me to be myself
wapsisquare.com/d/20050323.html I haven't felt like myself in a long time She helps me feel that way It was like having to run through a wall of fire to get there What has me so apprehensive / She helps me feel calm / I just have to let her in
wapsisquare.com/d/20050324.html What is this place Hello / Hello Is anyone here / I hear a child crying / Hello Hello / You Dont Belong here
wapsisquare.com/d/20050325.html What What is this place / I Dont want you here / What are you talking about Why are you here / I wont let you / I WONT LET YOU REPLACE HER
 

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