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| wapsisquare.com/d/20050509.html | Shelly and her dad are so cute together He called her Shelly Bean / Shelly Bean / Peanut butter and Shelly / Bad Heather Naughty naughty thought |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050510.html | Kevin / Sweeeeetieee / It's a beautiful day out Want to go for a run around Lake Calhoun with me / eeeeyyyywwieee |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050511.html | You told me your doctor said to get more exercise / And I asked you to help get me motivated to exercise more blah blah blah / But I'm too tired to exercise today You wore me all out last night / Wore you out You initiated everything |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050512.html | Fine I'll go to the lake with you But I'm not going to run I haven't found a sports bra yet than can restrain me / Running makes me bouncy Bad things happen when I'm bouncy / I think I can imagine / AAUUUGH / Monica bounce / Minnesota XXS Athletic Dep |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050513.html | On your left / WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE / Hey That's cheating |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050516.html | Dietzel We passed the iceram stand Turn around / Hard to port MUSH / All she needs is a parka and a guaranteed grand prize of an iceccream cone and she'd be the first Latina to win the Iditarod |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050517.html | Monica What are you doing / It's obvious Kevin I'm eating a custard sundae waffle cone made with a full quart of frozen goodness / That defeats the whole purpose of exercising / This is the reward for exercising |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050518.html | Exercising isn't about rewarding good habits with bad habits / It's about a conscious lifestyle change to stay healthy / Without frozen custard I'll lose my girlish figure / Stop it That's just the cholesterol talking |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050519.html | You make it sounds like I'm an addict I don't need this ice cream / Then give me the cone / Nooo It's mine / You can't have it / C'mon I'll buy you some iced mint tea and mango yogurt / NO / It's not good for you / Just set it down and walk away from its evil comfort |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050520.html | Don't make me do something we'll both regret / You wouldn't dare / Letting go of your arms / You're just lucky I can't run any faster in this top / At least you're exercising now |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050523.html | puff pant wheeze / Are you okay / I forgot Dietzel back at the boat house / He's soooooooo cute Let's take him on the boat with us / Daddy's Girl |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050524.html | You worry me Peanut You need to take care of yourself / But I feel fine Kevin Maybe I don't need to exercise to be fit / If running isn't your thing you can always skate or bike beside me I'm here daily if you want to join me / He didn't give me a chance to really whine |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050525.html | I know you're busy Amanda but I need help / You're whining Count to ten before you open your mouth again / I'm not whining / Listen to yourself I did not drive here to deal with whining |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050526.html | Geezus woman What is your malfunction / It's Kevin He's trying to make me do things I don't want to do / What kind of things / Healthy things |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050527.html | Let me get this straight You asked him to help you be more healthy you're putting up a fight and he's putting up with you / Something like that / M This sounds like the perfect guy for you Duh / But / Which part of that statement was not clear for you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050530.html | Seriously M stick with this guy You haven't scared him away yet / I know He really seems to care about me And he likes me with all my odd little quirks / Little Has he properly experienced your macroglossia yet Miss Gargoyle of the Boudoir / He lubbs my tumb |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050531.html | Hey what are you doing out of the basement silly / Did you get lonely down there Did you Did you need some lovin' Did / EEEUUUUWIEEEE / Damn You stink |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050601.html | Bud Bud we have to put it back / What Put what back / This thing It's starting to smell bad / We have to put it back in Monica / I have an idea I'll test it on Jin first |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050602.html | What are you going to do / Something I've seen Tepoz do when our Monica is late for work and doesn't have time to eat / He just thinks of the object where he wants it to go then snaps / Voila / POOF |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050603.html | What the hell just happened to me / Well that worked fine Can you put it in Monica now / Uh oops It seems to be stuck in Jin / Geezus Bud it's kicking in there |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050606.html | Well poop This isn't going to work at all / Yeah Jin screws everything up We'll think of something else later / Guys A little help please / gasp gurgle |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050607.html | You guuuuys This isn't funny I feel all weird I feel like I'm I / BUUURP / Gah / That's better already Hey guys Your stupid joke didn't work I'm / Tu fui ego eris / Good friggin' grief Bud / What the hell did you do / It's all your fault |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050608.html | Do you remember the pit He tortured you down there for weeks But you didn't have the courage to give up You ate the scarabs he tossed in at night so they wouldn't bite you in your sleep All the time thinking you could escape What a worthless decision / You're trying to convince me I'm worthless / You have... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050609.html | You became a monster Now you're nothing more than a fragment The best thing that happened to you was your own cremation / Your ashes helped bind the clay Now you can't hold anything together / There's nothing in my job description about holding anything together |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050610.html | Job description It's in your nature to drive things apart and ruin them / And you actually believed that he loved you / I am not having this conversation / I've had just about enough of this / You you can't destroy me / I don't plan to You've upset me / And when things upset me I send them somewhere / Even... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050613.html | The next time you geniuses come up with a bright idea like that shove it up your ass I'm gonna go take a bath in Monica's tub / What the hell Where did it go What did you / THUD / Why yes Bud I feel FINE Thanks for asking |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050614.html | Shelly I want you to take it easy for a few days I don't care how thick your skull is / But daddy most of the stuff I do doesn't involve heavy lifting of anything / Shelly Bean I don't think you're a good judge of what is and isn't heavy / Are you saying your daughter is a muscle head |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050615.html | You're going to be too tempted to do something back here Why don't you go sit at the reception desk in front for me / You want me to do what That's for girls / I'm not asking you / I feel like I should be painting my nails |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050616.html | I'm soooooo friggin' bored / Dad is it okay if I go on the internet / That's fine It doesn't use a phone line / Cool / 10 minutes later / I'm sooooo bored |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050617.html | It's a beautiful day out Why don't you walk over to the lake and sit in the shade by a tree / Okay / I know dad worries about me and he means well / But how do I relax when what I do to relax involves work I can't just sit around without going crazy / Z |
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