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| wapsisquare.com/d/20050912.html | What the hell is the matter with you / I'm putting this thing away before something bad happens to it / I'll tell them it's only a ceremonial cloth You stay away from it with the hocus pocus crap / Damn I didn't think it would be that easy |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050913.html | I got more information out of that little runt than I think he's aware of I'm sure he's older than he says he is I'm certain / Time means nothing to him let along keeping dates straight 1479 was important enough for him to remember He said nothing about the Egyptian markings / Bananas weren't in the new... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050914.html | Okay Miss Villarreal this all checks out Don't forget to sign off on this / Goodness Mike Your day is about as exciting as mine has been / Did you figure out what this thing is The museum director said you had a bee in your bonnet / The field crew was right It's exactly what they said it was Nothing mo... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050915.html | As long as she thinks the cloth is locked up in the museum vault and all stays quiet there should be no problem / As long as thinks that I'm putting the cloth somewhere safer / SNAP / Ung / What the hell was that |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050916.html | You know you're too close minded When confronted with anything different you hide your head in the sand and hope it goes away You can't live your whole life like that and expect to ever get anywhere / Well / Did any of that sink |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050919.html | Hi Monica The little blue guy in your office is very insightful I can see why you're so balanced / I'm looking forward to getting together with you this evening / What the hell |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050920.html | What the hell did you say to Katherine / I don't remember I thought I was talking to you / Whatever you said made a pretty big impression She's not freaking out / Maybe it's a delayed reaction / Oh crap / What What's wrong / I nailed my boobs with my knees while running |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050921.html | So what can I get for you two lovely ladies / Gimme a Scotch ale in a thistle glass that's been run in warm water / A wheat beer please / Ah that speaks volumes it does / What the hell is that supposed to mean / Wow |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050922.html | 2 1/2 beers later / I'm sorry I'm talking about work again I have a bad habit of doing that I try to distract myself as much as possible to avoid doing that / Do you have any hobbies you enjoy / I enjoy knitting and crocheting but not at the same time of course I scrapbook too but only once in a while Last... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050923.html | You sound like you have several interests Why don't you get out and share them with others / People scare me No that's not accurate I get very nervous around others / What if I say the wrong thing or do something stupid I do lots of stupid things / What if I fail in front of others and no one likes me What... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050926.html | I know my fears aren't logical but I'm so afraid of making a fool of / BURP |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050927.html | Whoa You burp cool / I think everyone in the bar heard me / I would bet you just upped your cool factor with over half the guys here And half of the gals wish they could burp like that / The other half need to lighten the hell up We're in a bar for crisake |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050928.html | TAXI / 'Night Kath See ya Monday / Daren s / I hope that was a fun distraction for her I had fun Distractions are best shared with others / However I'm now faced with the fact I have no hobbies |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050929.html | I hope I don't end up being a bad influence on Kath I don't want her thinking she needs to get drunk just to have fun out and about / Although she was adorable drunk / That must make us really adorable / So you finally decided to trust us with guarding something |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20050930.html | I'll probably regret asking this but what the hell are you three idiots talking about / You're still testing us You've been testing our character all along by choosing us drunk / You're the best thing to ever happen to us |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051003.html | Good grief What on earth is going on out here I'm trying to / SLURG / Okay Slappy spill it You've got to the count of three or I'll turn you into a goddamn piñata |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051004.html | It was harmless I told the girls they could help by taking Dietzel for a walk in the park / You did what / Listen up you three Keep your hands to yourselves I can walk my own dog / Oh dear god what did I just say / Woohoo You go gurrl Walk that dog |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051005.html | Guys look I'm tired and I need to get to sleep You're in my bed and that's not going to work Out / I'm sure the three of us could help tire you out so you sleep soundly / SLAM / Damn That chick has some pent up aggression |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051006.html | 'Morning sunshine Why so down / Mucho Mocha / 1 Dozen Bagels / $3.99 / HAVE / Remember that fractured chimera I told you about It's having boundary issues / I thought that about my cat as well It's just in its nature It doesn't mean any harm / Cranberry / Blueberry / GOOD DAY / I strongly believe we're on drastically... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051007.html | While boundaries need to be established you can't change a critter's basic animal nature / But Tina you're talking about a cat This is / The chimera was a winged fire breathing lion At some point in history the creature was misrepresented when someone mistook its folded wings for the head of a goat and... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051010.html | Tina seems to feel I'm dealing with an oversized house cat They do seem to need attention / And as much as they show and need affection they annoy the crap out of me If there was only some way to understand them / I wish I knew what that could be |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051011.html | Damn It's starting to get cold My Mexican toes are freezing / Mucho Mocha / Good thing my mom's Irish blood keeps the rest of my body warm / It's my tia's boobs and grandpa's taste for whiskey that seem to get me in trouble |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051012.html | Gut Bomb / What What is this No No No I filled out that request over a month ago / Those archives should have been on my desk last week Thanks to some pencil wrangler I'm going to be / RING RING / WHAT / Dear god I'm deaf / Kevin |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051013.html | Oh sweetie I'm sorry I didn't know it was you / I didn't mean to yell All better / I'm just glad I'm not the one you're expecting I'm at your house with the stuff for tonight I just wanted to call before I go in / Oooh / I forgot you're cooking me supper tonight You're so sweet Go on on Dietzel won't mind / Man... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051014.html | Mon needs some outlet outside of work to deal with her stress / We'll just have to start with some good food tonight Now I need a bottle of wine / I'm pretty sure she said she has some in the cellar Great I need a flashlight / What the hell |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051017.html | Wait one minute / This looks like it's made with paper It must be a decoration for Halloween / I wonder if Monica made this |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051018.html | This is more detail than I've ever seen in any papier mâché skeleton / Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit / I hope Monica is in a really good mood today |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051019.html | I can't lie to Monica Whatever it is it flew apart when I touched it It's like a cigarette ash If I would have sneezed there would have been nothing left Just dust everywhere / It couldn't possibly be a Halloween decoration Not anything that fragile / I'm curious how she made it though Monica can be as... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051020.html | He's in the kitchen now Who is he / He belongs to Monica / BUUURP / Dietzel Was that you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20051021.html | You guys something's very very wrong / URP / Oh crud / BLEUGH KOF / Hey look Bananas |
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