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wapsisquare.com/d/20051205.html Those girls were killed centuries before I came along Someone was messing around with something they shouldn't have been messing with I'm just part of the clean up crew / Those poor girls / Those poor girls erased that entire civilization from the surface of the planet Men women children everything The...
wapsisquare.com/d/20051206.html Later a way was found to separate them The very thing that allowed it to go out of control was the weakness Once separated they were more controllable but still every bit as dangerous / So where do you fit into all of this / I was given the honor of being their keeper / What ME
wapsisquare.com/d/20051207.html What about the current look of those three and their drunken state / Drunk college girls I was just showing off I didn't think I would get stuck with them again / They never vanished You hid them / Why won't they leave Why are they so interested in me / Because you can read the language written on their...
wapsisquare.com/d/20051208.html Wait Back up Are you saying a lost civilization is responsible for those three and now I'm stuck with them / It's not totally lost There is a marker left A lion facing east On the belt of Orion / On the belt of Orion / On the belt of / The sphinx
wapsisquare.com/d/20051209.html The sphinx That's not possible The pharaoh Khafre had it carved between 2520 2494 BC / Trust me it's older than that Water erosion on the body is more advanced and the head's not / No No No No I don't want to hear this / That wasn't just any statue That was a reminder of what made part of the world go bye...
 

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