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| wapsisquare.com/d/20020621.html | SKREEE / Divine's / Bra sale |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020624.html | Look at this photo of Owen and me from 4th grade / Oh that's adorable / I dare you to ask Monica about grade school pics / Hey Monica got any pictures of you from 4th grade / No way I had frizzy hair bottle bottoms for glasses and a bigger bra than the teacher / Dear god Now I have to see it |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020626.html | Maybe it's not as bad as I remember / Photos / Maybe it's |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020628.html | I feel weird about asking Monica to bring a grade school pic / What's wrong / She had estropia crossed eyes She needed corrective lenses and kids made fun of her / Pictures might bring back bad memories |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020701.html | Here you go guys Try not to laugh too hard / Monica I / Oh my god Look / Daddy's girl / AWWWWW |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020703.html | Monica congratulations again on the Peruvian mummies We have another show for you / This will require your expert attention to detail thoughtful planning and um that special / that special finesse you have / It's a local photographer / What Hey Get back here |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020705.html | Don't you hide in your office / Whad'ya mean sticking me with some artsy fartsy photographer I'm an anthropologist / I have faith in you / I'm not going anywhere until you come out of there |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020708.html | Monica will thank me later / She's artistically enlightened competent mentally spry / Stop avoiding me / And persistent |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020710.html | I don't know anything about current photography / We're just hosting the show / No papers need to be written You'll have interns to help / The photographer has provided a diagram to show where he wants what / It sounds like everything has been decided How do I fit into this You forgot your bag |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020712.html | He provided a diagram Egotistical jackass / I wanted to thank you again for the opportunity to show my work / The museum benefits from community involvement You'll be working with Monica our best curator / Best curator Probably an egotistical bitch |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020715.html | Whoa / Hi are you Monica / Yes Are you here to help / Uh yeah / Oh good You're the only intern to show up / Intern / Let's get started I have some problems with the photographer's layout however If he ever shows up I'll have to talk with him |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020717.html | What kind of problem with the layout / It's boring / Excuse me / All the photos are lined up in a row / What's the problem / People will file past them without time to absorb any content / Unless he's one of those nonconformists not interested in content |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020719.html | Is that what you get from this The work of some nonconformist / Not at all / Actually I'm surprised by the classical structure of Italian renaissance yet the life and vitality of 17th century Flemish painting in the photos / I hadn't noticed that / I doubt the photographer did either |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020722.html | That's an arrogant assumption / Honestly I'm not up on current photography My specialty starts about 400 years ago / It's good to see thought out elements even if the artist wasn't thinking about the renaissance / I understand / Where is that photographer / Right here |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020724.html | I'm Kevin nice to meet you / I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I'm an idiot / Idiot / Why didn't you tell me who you were / She thinks I'm an idiot / He thinks I'm an idiot / Say something |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020726.html | AARRGH / What What is it / You let me rattle on and sound like some tight ass art brat / She is so cute Say something / I didn't let you you did it / AARRGH / Not that / What |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020729.html | It'll be good for Monica to work with a current artist and someone close to her own age / She needs to get out more This could lead to interesting conversation / He's right You walked right into that one / She's so cute Apologize to her / Are you saying this is my fault / You never gave me a chance to ta... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020731.html | Can I fit my other foot in my mouth / He really thinks I'm a tight assed brat / Hey kids How's it going / He hates me / She thinks I'm an idiot / I can't work with this person |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020802.html | No wonder I'm still single / I'm digging myself in deeper / No wonder these two are still single / Well if you two really can't work together / But / No wait / Well I'm glad that's settled Back to work kids |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020805.html | OK Regroup We're both adults / C'mon Quit acting like such a spaz Don't do anything else to embarrass yourself / We both got off on the wrong foot Set aside any tension and get things done / No tension of any / should / Oh boy / Damn shoelaces |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020807.html | Alright apologise and we can both move forward / I wanted to apologize for not introducing myself I was concerned I would be brushed off and my work not taken seriously I was surprised to see someone passionate about art even outside of thier special field / After seeing you and hearing you speak so confidently... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020809.html | Hey M how was work / Not bad / The museum has me working with this photographer He really got on my nerves / You thought he was cute didn't you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020812.html | Amanda look at this cute stretchy baby doll / I like the tiny flower / Try it on / Hey Amanda / Did it fit / It seems to have lost the effect |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020814.html | The opening for the show you were working on is tonight correct / Yes / Photo boy will be there right / Will you please stop |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020816.html | Since you're going with me help me pick out a dress / How about this one / No too formal / How about this strapless knit / That screams music recital / This one / Still too formal / I have a burlap coffee been bag hanging in the study / Oooo earthchick chic Now you're talkin' |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020819.html | Look this opening isn't going to be the formal event you dread / Here wear this dress and your glasses / Trust me I'll fix your hair for you / This'll be the informal event that I dread going to |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020821.html | Have a seat Let me fix your hair / Geeze woman do you use dishsoap on your hair / It's herbal / There What do you think / I was made fun of in school for looking like this / Stop that You look cute |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020823.html | See I told you there would be a younger crowd / There that's him in the blue shirt / Well what are you waiting for Go over and / Monica |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020826.html | There you are The show looks incredible It hardly feels like my work / Before I think about this too much would you go out to dinner with me sometime / Well / You talked to photo boy You talked to photo boy / Yep / And he asked me out |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020828.html | Oh my god He asked you out / Cute photoboy asked you out / He really / What / I think it's the level of surprise in your voice that's bugging me |
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