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| wapsisquare.com/d/20020830.html | I have an early day tomorrow I need to stop by my office / You're a homebody / Whatever / The light is on in your office / Storage |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020902.html | Did you leave a light on / Not that I remeber / Stay here I'll go get a security guard / Damnit That sounded like a good idea until she left |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020904.html | I always get angry at the idiots in scary movies If someone says wait here then wait / Instead of staying somewhere safe they run into the woods or a dark basement What compels those morons / Shit |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020906.html | Oh Monica what are you doing / My office isn't big enough for someone to hide / Unless they are real small |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020909.html | You / Me / What the hell / Can I interest you in the Book of Mormon |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020911.html | I'm sorry I can't keep a straight face / So you're not an Aztec Mormon / Not but I did visit a beautiful building / Salt Lake Temple / The Delta Center / It's quite exciting what you've done with court ball |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020913.html | You were at a basketball game / Well it's a lot like tlachtli but / We don't kill the losing team / It sure sounded like the spectators wanted to do that to the guys in the black and white stripes |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020916.html | So what are you doing here / Since you freed me I have to return you a favor every solar year or I'll turn back / Have some pulque |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020918.html | Wait a minute Getting me liquored up That's the favor / Pulque is a ceremonial drink It was once used in great celebrations / The celebrations you speak of were human sacrifices / Minor detail |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020920.html | I can see bad things coming of this Do me the favor by leaving and put the fermented stuff elsewhere / O.K. / snap / See you later / BURP |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020923.html | Quick I left Monica in the office wing / Where is she / She was right here / CRASH / If this gets hairy I hope you're a good shot with that flashlight |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020925.html | I have a radio to call the police / Great / No wait it's back in the security office / Don't they give you stun guns / An administrator shocked themself and deemed them unsafe / I could get a crossbow from the medieval collection |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020927.html | This is silly I'll go in / You grab anyone that comes out / Monica / Are you OK / My hero |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20020930.html | Is she OK / Besides that she smells like a distillery yes / Pulque isn't distilled it's fermented / Yes honey you're fermented / Oooh look / A man in uniform / I'll get some coffee / Thanks |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021002.html | She was a little nervous earlier She must have hit the champagne / No It was Tepoztecal / He had a whole gourd of / pulque / Time for bed princess / Bye bye I have to go now |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021004.html | I thought you were awful calm I didn't see you near the champagne / I wasn't / Hey I just heard / Did someone break into your / mmmph / Bye bye I have to go now |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021007.html | What are you giggling about / I kissed Kevin / I don't know why you drank so much That guy is completely into you You shouldn't be so nervous / Geeeeeeee / Now what / You're talking to my butt |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021009.html | Goodness Is she finally gone / I'm not good with this gift giving thing / I'd say the pulque was a good diversion / I'll put this on her desk / That should make her happy |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021011.html | You're lucky you're cute I should have left you to sober up in your office / Awwwww / You're cute too / That's nice sweetie I can deal with you drunk as long as you don't sing / A song / I want candy |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021014.html | Is Monica here / She's over in the corner / Hey sexy girl I heard you downed a bottle of champagne then manhandled photo boy / It wasn't a bottle of champagne and his name is Kevin / No friggin' way I thought Amanda was joking |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021016.html | Just when I thought I had you all figured out / Actin' all sweet an' innocent / You were probably just pretending to be drunk / Then bam You laid it on him / Don't worry tho' / Your secret is safe / I feel much better |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021018.html | I don't think I've ever inflicted a hangover this bad on myself Hangovers do provide a unique perspective however / It allows one to see everyone at their base personality Shelly is a sexually agressive V8 / Hey sweetie Another gorgeous day / Jacquline is a daisy on Prozac |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021021.html | Hey Shelly I've got some great news / You're supposed to ask me What is it / What is it / Guess |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021023.html | I give up / We've got a gig / It's not another wedding reception / Now why would you say that / Flashback / OK this next song goes out to the bride's father and his uh his ex daughter / Shoot I forgot about that |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021025.html | It's not a reception / I have a friend who books bands at a cool bar venue / Good it sounds straightforward / I'm off to work Tell me the details later / Oh it's in Des Moines / Iowa |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021028.html | Des Moines is only 3 1/2 to 4 hours away / What's the problem / That it's 3 1/2 to 4 hours away I've got laundry to do this weekend / What about that lingerie expo you went to in Chicago / That That was / Was what / 7 1/2 hours |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021030.html | We'll be out of the twin cities for only a few days / Actually getting paid for something that has been little more than a hobby / And a hotel suit will be provided within walking distance to the club / I forgot / What was I complaining about |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021101.html | Minneapolis South Auto Repair Restoration / Hey young lady You're late / I had to get coffee / You have a welding job a transmission that needs to be replaced That fender still needs to be sandblasted and whatever else comes in today / But daddy / Stop All the guys are looking |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021104.html | Wow I just thought of something I made such an ass of myself this weekend / It can't really get worse / I'm immune to Mondays |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20021106.html | I'm almost safe Almost to my office / Monica there you are I was thinking / Sorry I'm busy / I'm in the final details of the illustrated catalogue for the Aztec exhibit Janet needs help sifting through the proposals for the winter gallery I have a letter of thank you to write to the Peruvian antiquities... |
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