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| wapsisquare.com/d/20030120.html | Ms. Ehrlich have you met the firefighters yet I hope they're not camera shy / You may be surprised / Hey handsom / Are you taking our pictures / gulp |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030122.html | Look who's here / Abuela Tia / Monica / Niña que linda / Hey skinny girl don't you eat in America |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030124.html | Alright you three the food smells delicious and I am hungry / I love grandma's cooking quesadillas chiles rellenos posole verde sopa de albondigas / Que |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030127.html | Gracias abuela that was delicious / Listo / Where did it all go / I have a high metabolism |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030129.html | Thanks everyone You've been a great crowd We have CDs behind the bar / Cool We can load the gear in the van tomorrow Let's get a drink / You guys go ahead I'll be right there / Where's Owen going / Let's go check out the martini menu |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030131.html | I wonder if she's waiting for me to come talk to her / Or maybe Hmmm / She must have been looking at Shelly's butt too |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030203.html | Here comes Owen / I'll go get some finger food from the bar / Talking to granola girl / Nah she's with a friend / Owen I need to talk to you / Am I in trouble |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030205.html | Owen there's a pattern here The type of women you attract are bimbos and you lose interest in them / The women that you are attracted to walk all over you and aren't really interested in you And I've also / Hey Earth to Owen / Oh I'm sorry / You heard what I said right |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030207.html | Look all I'm saying is superficial attractions are like mirages You need to notice what's already infront of you / I guess I've never thought about it before / As always Shelly you are incredible / Hey chicky girl what's up / I'm not sure |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030210.html | Where's tio and Rigo / Your uncle has Rigo helping him instal tile at the plaza / My uncle is a successful tile and brickwork specialist here in Monterrey His hope is that Rigo takes over the family business / Marta has plans to go to law school and become a lawyer / If she can still butt heads with her... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030212.html | Who's got all the luggage in my entrance way / Tio / So you're the responsible one / Stop it / Hey Monica good to see you again / Hey Rigo you're all grown up / He'll be a lady killer just like his old man / No dear I don't think his looks will hurt anyone / We got used to looking at you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030214.html | So what are you up to later / Just meeting some friends at the club / Sounds like fun Can Marta and I join you / That might not be a good idea / Why not / Well it's because of my friends / Are you embarrased to be seen with your sister and cousin / No I'm ashamed of my friends |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030217.html | Oh come on I go out to the bars on weekends to hear bands play and I meet some really wierd people / You don't understand it's not because they're weird it's because they're men / He's afraid his friends will hit on us / These guys zero in on attractive women / I'm still not seeing the problem |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030219.html | Look I know what these guys are like I'm one of them / Last time I checked women still had the right to say no / But these guys have a method / You make it sound inevitable / Latin men are different They know what they want how to find it and how to go after it / Where's that plunger That stupid toilet is... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030221.html | Dad help me explain to Monica I'm looking out for their best interest / About what / That as a guy I know what other guys are like / Marta Monica listen to Rigo he has insight in this matter / But tio / Mientras que en mi casa estoy rey soy / Daddy / That's a nice scepter king Girls go with Rigo Rigo behave... |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030224.html | Wow I can't believe Owen and I are finally on the same wavelength / Cool I think Shelly was on to something / Gee I think Owen and that girl from the other band were getting along really well |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030226.html | 'Morning Tina Gimme a sumatra with a depth charge / Wow You're in a good mood today / Yeah but I don't want to say too much Don't want to jinx it / You're so superstitious It's just like that time that guy pinched your ass and you didn't wash your underware for a month / Yeah just like that |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030228.html | Shelly I need to talk to you / Hey Owen / I've been thinking about what you said about relationships Maybe a relationship already established on more than initial attraction should be my focus / Well uh that's all I had to say I'll see you later / Okay / I did not just twist my body like a little girl |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030303.html | Wow Owen listened to me He actually heard what I said / Once something is said it's out there for others to incorporate into their thinking / When you make a connection with someone it's a good feeling People just need to pay attention / SKONK / Oh shit |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030305.html | Good thing that wasn't a customer's car / Dad got these cars for parts Maybe he won't notice / What the hell happened to that car / Oh this one Bad rear end collision |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030307.html | Music Bin / Shelly has been so great I've never thought about relationships from this angle before / Due to whatever neurotic tendencies we may have there are those we attract and those we are attracted to / Then there are those that are good for us / I need the phone |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030310.html | If I don't call now I never will / RING / February / Hello / Lakshmi It's for you |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030312.html | Sis Did you hear me The phone / Who is it / Some guy / Maybe this was a mistake / His name is Owen / BOOM BOOM BOOM CRASH / Hello |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030314.html | spin |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030317.html | Debra you're up I need you out in the water / Would you hold this for me please / Here let me take that / It's a butterfly |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030319.html | I better get this shot before the light changes / Okay um Debra / What |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030321.html | Debra To your left Get 'em / Come here you / Cool / I got that on film |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030324.html | This is where you go Rigo / I hear techno salsa / Hold on I have to show you something / See each of the ladies out there with flowers in their hair I can tell which guy has hit on each of them / How / The guys buy them drinks and the drinks have flowers in them Understand / Claro |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030326.html | Hey You're not supposed to take the drinks / Why / Because that's the first step / You're funny / Heaven forbid that might lead to dancing / Oh wow Look at that |
| wapsisquare.com/d/20030328.html | But but I know that guy / Stop the're having fun / Hey Rigo are you trying to make me jealous / Huh What No this is Monica My cousin / You're in good hands Rigo I'm going to the dance floor / Hey pay attention to me Quit staring at the hottie with Miguel / That's my sister |
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