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| The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton | [[Harvey Birdman and Moltar in an office]]
/ HB: Fine, you wear the mustache, I'll hide in the ceiling vent. / [[Moltar standing behind the desk in the office, wearing the moustace]] / [[HB hiding behind the vent]] / [[wide view of the room. moltar's moustache is on fire, and zorak is standing in the... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=201 |
| The Pope Hat Saga, Part 1 | [[Xbox box and pope are in a stadium]]
/ xbox box: This isn't over, Pope. Your Pope Hat may protect you for now, but its power can't last forever! http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=202 |
| The Pope Hat Saga, Part 2 | [[xbox box and pope are standing in the stadium from the last comic. The Pope is farting on the Xbox box]]
/ Pope: Ah, Jesus! That felt good! Feel the power of the motherfucking Hat of God, sinner! < http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=203 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=211">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=211 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Mayor Mike Haggar Day #1 | [[Inside of a subway car from the game Final Fight. There are two bad guys lounging on a seat with two large chunks of meat (from the game) on the seat next to them. Mayor Mike Haggar is standing.]]
/ Bad guy 1: So, hot gay sex at my place?
/ Bad guy 2: Oh, you know it, sugar!
/ Mayor Mike Haggar: Meat!... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=212 |
| Alien Cowboy Barn Dance! | [[Two alien cowboys with 4 legs and their eyes on stalks are riding cows]] / [[ditto, but they're cheering]]
/ Alien 1: Yee-haw!
/ Alien 2: Wooo-ee! / [[The aliens have made it to the front of a big red barn! A sign outside says "Alien Cowboy Barn Dance!"]] / [[Master Shake (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force)... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=213 |
| Mayor Mike Haggar Day #2 | [[A Final Fight scene, by a run-down gas station with a busted purple car in the background and a large green tractor-trailer on the right. Bad Cop Dave is on the right. Mayor Mike Haggar is standing next to Lucia, who is lying on the ground.]]
/ MMH: Bad Cop Dave! What a surprise! Lucia and I weren't...... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=214 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=215">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=215 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Brain Food | [[A guy stands alone. There's a conspicuous bulge in his crotch area.]] / [[A girl joins him.]]
/ Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? / [[ditto]]
/ Guy: I hate you! / [[The guy is standing alone, eating a banana. The bulge in his crotch is gone.]] http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=216 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=217">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=217 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=218">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=218 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=219">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=219 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=220">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=220 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=221">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=221 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=222">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=222 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=223">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=223 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=224">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=224 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=225">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=225 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=226">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=226 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=227">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=227 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=228">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=228 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=229">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=229 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=230">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=230 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=231">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=231 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=232">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=232 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=233">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=233 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Spaghetti Dinner | [[A & B, standing around. A has some kind of pink loopy tubular organic-like thing piled on his head. It drapes down past his ears on either side.]]
/ b: Wait, is that spaghetti on your head?
/ a: Nope, intestines! / [[beat. B looks confused]] / [[beat]] / [[A looks angry.]]
/ a: What, like... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=276 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=308">http://drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=308 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Jesus, That Hurts! | [[b and a large cross made of wood]] / [[b has nailed a's hands to the cross]]
/ a: AAAAAAAGH!!! / [[ditto]]
/ a: This won't absolve you of your sins, you know!
/ b: Sins? / [[now a is also on fire]]
/ a: AAAAAAAGH!!! http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=361 |
| Gold, Please. | [[a bunch of leprechauns and b]]
/ b: Go forth, my minions! Go forth, and bring me goooold! Muahahahaha! / [[a is being eaten by ravenous leprechauns. blood!]]
/ a: ARRRGH! / [[a's girlfriend is wounded and being chased by leprechauns]]
/ a's gf: KYAAA! / [[b, leprechauns standing... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=384 |