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| JP's Wii Doesn't Work Quite Right | [[a and b are both in monkey balls]]
/ b: What, do you think you're the boy in the bubble or something?
/ a: Screw you, you're in one too. / b: But mine is for fashion.
/ a: Well, err, so is mine! / b: Liar. Just for that, I challenge you to a round of monkey bowling!
/ a: Fine! / [[a and b... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=568 |
| Bunnies Enjoy Being on Fire | [[a and b standing around. b is hlding out a pair of rabit ears on a big barret thingy (you know what i mean; not a tv antenna rabit ears) to a]]
/ b: Here, take this.
/ a: [[happily]] Okay! What is it? / [[a is now wering the rabbit ears]]
/ b: Rabbit ears. All the cool people are wearing them in 2007.
/ a:... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=569 |
| Going the Extra Mile | [[a and b standing around. a is encased in a block of ice]] / [[b lights a in his block of ice on fire, b with lighter and gas can]] / [[a and b standing around like normal, b with lighter and gas can]]
/ a: Hey, thanks! I was stuck in that block of ice for weeks! / [[a is on fire, b with lighter... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=571 |
| The Transformers Mythos is Freaking Complex | [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: Are you...
/ b: No. / a: But I didn't even get to ask the question!
/ b: I know what you're going to say, and the answer is no. / a: But...
/ b: No! / [[a standing around looking sad with a horse with a fake unicorn's horn taped onto it]]
/ a: Oh Captain Oats, nobody ever... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=572 |
| We Have a Development Deal With A&E | [[MLK (b in blackface) is stealing George Washington's soul]] / [[MLK (b in blackface) is stealing Abe Lincoln's soul]] / [[Electrical Caesar shows up to challenge MLK]]
/ ec: Halt, Martin Luther King, Jr! You will steal no more presidential souls!
/ MLK: You'll never stop me, Electrical Caesar! / [[zoom... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=573 |
| That Poor Little Girl | title: That Poor Little Girl / [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: I'm totally going to live a zero impact lifestyle.
/ b: That sounds like an intelligent, well reasoned decision. / a: I'm glad you think so.
/ b: You do realize that there's a problem with your plan though, right? / a: I've got it all figured... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=610 |
| Sunday at DrF WWHQ | [[a and b standing around; they both have fans for arms]]
/ a: Now that we have these fans for arms, let's go use them!
/ b: Good plan. / [[a and b slicing up many innocent victims with the fan arms; lots of blood]] / [[a and b slicing up some different innocent victims with the fan arms; lots of blood]] / [[a... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=611 |
| That Level Was Too Damn Long | [[a and b standing around]] / [[a points off screen]]
/ a: Hey, let's go jump in that pit!
/ b: Eh, what the hell. / [[a and b plummeting down the pit]]
/ a: Pretty awesome, eh?
/ b: Meh. / [[a and b splat on the ground]] http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=612 |
| Based Loosely on a True Story | [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: I got a new pet!
/ b: Really? After last time?
/ a: It's a raccoon! / b: So you didn't so much 'get a pet' as you did 'trap some wildlife'.
/ a: We'll be best friends forever! / [[a raccoon has attached itself to a's head. with its claws!]] / [[ditto, only more blood... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=614 |
| Raccoon Toughs del Lado Incorrecto de las Pistas | [[a and b standing around. a is standing around by being behind the wheel of a car with a big dent in it]]
/ b: Hey, I can fix that dent for you. You should come by, I'll give you an estimate.
/ a: Uh, no thanks. / [[b winks]]
/ b: Come on, I'll give you a really good price.
/ a: Well... okay! / [[a... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=617 |
| Workplace Lesson: Eating Puppies is Okay, But Not Mailing Babies | [[A dog is standing around alone. It's wearing a sign that says DO NOT EAT]] / [[The dog is joined by B, who looks at him menacingly]] / [[B is eating the dog]]
/ < http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=620 |
| Moral: Never Take Cheese From Friends | [[a & b. a is holding a large cube of Colby Jack Cheese]]
/ a: This colyb-jack cheese cube tastes just like cram cheese!
/ b: I think you've never had cream cheese... / a: I have too! What about that bagel you gave me yesterday?
/ b: That was poison cheese, not cream cheese!
/ b: Also, this cheese block... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=622 |
| Board Gaming Doesn't Require Feet | [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: Well, I'm back from Six Flags, it was pretty awesome.
/ b: You went to Six Flags? / a: Sure did. Even got a wicked souvenir!
/ b: Oh, what is it? / [[a is holding some feet, like those in "I Wanted to Write the Title in Armenian, but it Turns Out it's Just a Bunch of... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=623 |
| Death Rabbits | [[a and b are standing around a barrel of toxic/radioactive waste]] / [[ditto]]
/ b: If only we had some ants... / [[ditto, but a double-barreled shotgun has appeared as if the reader were playing doom 2]] / [[The shotgun shoots the barrel which explodes, causing the flesh to be torn off a's and b's... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=647 |
| I call Master Chief! | [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: Did you get Halo 3 yet?
/ b: It's not out yet. / [[ditto]]
/ a: Did you get Halo 3 yet?
/ b: It hasn't come out in the four seconds since the last time you asked. / [[ditto, but a says "Did you get Halo 3 yet?" so many times it covers the whole frame]] / [[a large number... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=648 |
| Co-op? | [[a and b standing around; a is wearing a master chief helmet and waving high tech weaponry around]]
/ a: Woo! All right! Halo 3! Finish the fight!
/ b: Okay, let's do this thing. / [[b standing around by himself with a's position vacant]] / [[ditto, b is starting to look a little perplexed]] / [[ditto]]
/ b:... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=649 |
| 85 Minutes of Legendary Snipers | [[a and b standing around]] / [[a gets a sniper shot to the head]] / [[b gets a sniper shot to the head]] / [[a and b respawn]] / [[a gets a sniper shot to the head]] / [[b gets a sniper shot to the head]] / [[a and b respawn]]
/ b: I think we're doing something wrong.
/ a: I've got an idea! / [[a... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=650 |
| It's Not Just for Zombies Anymore! | [[a and b standing around. a baby is on fire in between them]]
/ a: Is... is that... Is that supposed to be on fire?
/ b: I don't see why not. / a: You understand that it is a human child, yes?
/ b: Duh. / a: So you're okay with its immolation?
/ b: Wait a minute. Since when do you use fancy... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=651 |
| Solving Global Warming | [[a and b standing around]]
/ b: What?
/ a: You heard me. / b: I heard you, all right. I just don't believe you.
/ a: No, I did it. / b: That's not what I meant. I mean I can't believe you did it.
/ a: Oh, I did it, all right. / [[a and b standing around. zoom out to show a penguin... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=652 |
| A Classic | [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: Knock knock.
/ b: Who's there? / [[a and b standing around]]
/ a: Orange.
/ b: Orange who? / [[a and b standing around, b looks annoyed]] / [[a and b standing around, only a is now a giant orange]] http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=653 |
| The Art Critic Is In There Somewhere | [[a and b are standing around. shocker!]]
/ b: I like fire.
/ a: Trust me, we've all noticed. / b: We?
/ a: Yeah, all of us. It was pretty much inescapable. / [[a is pointing off screen]]
/ b: But you're only one person.
/ a: I felt safe in presuming to speak for them. / [[zoom out... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=654 |
| Eggs Have Lactose | [[a and b standing around. a is holding a bottle of Silk brand completely fake Nog, now with extra lactose! also, there is an undecorated xmas tree by a]]
/ b: Just out of curiosity, were you aware that it's October?
/ a: Yup. / b: Are you sure?
/ a: You're concerned about the egg nog, aren't... http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=655 |
| All New Material | [[a and b standing around; a bonfire is in between them]] / [[ditto, but a big monster appears]]
/ b: Quick, into the fire! It's our only chance! / [[like 2, but a has jumped into the fire and is on fire]] / [[like 3, but a is really on fire and b and the monster are high-fiving]] http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=656 |
| Able to Leap Tall Buildings | [[a and b standing around. a is dressed as superman]]
/ a: I'm superman!
/ b: *stares in disbelief* Really? / a: Yup!
/ b: Really? / a: Yup!
/ b: You're going to make it that easy?
/ a: *looks confused* / [[b shoots a in the chest. blood!]] http://www.drfishopolis.com/comic/view.php?id=684 |
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