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| Goats comic strip from January / 03 / 2008: the office (1) | Text: THREE MONTHS LATER / / [[Xibalba]] / Water Cooler: / Cup: / Hurakan: Have you met him yet? / Gukumatz: Not in person. / / [[Xibalba]] / Door: J. Rosenberg / Hurakan: / Gukumatz: They say he never leaves his office. They say he survives on a diet of caffeinated panda blood. / / [[Xibalba]] / Computer: / Chair: / Water... http://www.goats.com/archive/080103.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 07 / 2008: the office (2) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Kitchen]] / Machine: / Microwave: / Cup: / Chair: / Table: / Gukumatz: They say Rosenberg once ran a year-long product naming workshop at his last firm. They say everyone in attendance died of morpheme abstraction poisoning. / Hurakan: Gukumatz, who are these people that seem to know so much? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Kitchen]] / Mug:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080107.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 08 / 2008: the office (3) | [[Xibalba]] / Cigarette: / Plant(s): / Bench: / Sign: / Man: / Gukumatz: I thought you were anti-smoking. / Hurakan: As you and Camazotz are so fond of pointing out, I am already dead. My lungs are mostly ornamental. / / [[Xibalba]] / Gukumatz: Oh come on, Hurakan. Those are friendly jibes. / / [[Xibalba]] / Cigarette:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080108.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 09 / 2008: the office (4) | [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Computer: / Water Cooler: / Clock: / Man: / Hurakan: Ix, I want to write a program that generates Powerpoint presentations automatically. / IXCATZIN: Ha! You would put all of management out of job. / / [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Water Cooler: / Clock: / Hurakan: I know. / / [[Xibalba... http://www.goats.com/archive/080109.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 10 / 2008: the office (5) | [[Xibalba]] / Plant(s): / Water Cooler: / Painting: / Hurakan: Ix, have you met the new boss yet? / IXCATZIN: No one has. / / [[Xibalba]] / Painting: / Hurakan: But you're head programmer! / IXCATZIN: May as well be head butt scratcher, Hurakan. There are no new clients since One Death disappeared. No reason for me... http://www.goats.com/archive/080110.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 14 / 2008: the office (6) | [[Xibalba]] / Plant(s): / Chair: / Desk: / Cigarette: / Hurakan: Mister Fish, do you have a moment? / Fish: All I have are moments. / / [[Xibalba]] / Chair: / Smoke: / Fish: / Hurakan: Spare one for me, then. Ask your boss to meet with me and prove he is more than rumor. / / [[Xibalba]] / Chair: / Cigarette: / Hurakan: / Fish:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080114.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 15 / 2008: the office (7) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Desk: / Chair: / Toy: / Plant(s): / Mug: / Cigarette: / Phone: / Fish: The natives are getting restless, Jon. / Jon: Will you close that? You're disturbing the flow of my chi. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Cigarette: / Fish: You can't hide in here forever. They're going to break down... http://www.goats.com/archive/080115.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 16 / 2008: the office (8) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Desk: / Chair: / Toy: / Mug: / Nameplate: / Phone: / Cigarette: / Fish: / Jon: What do you want, Fish? You want me to go talk to the employees? I'll go talk to the employees. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Desk: / Chair: / Mug: / Toy: / Phone: / Refrigerator: / Fish: I want to go home. / Jon:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080116.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 17 / 2008: the office (9) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Computer: / Terrarium: / Refrigerator: / Painting: / Jon: Come on, Fish, I need you here. You're critical path! You can have anything you want. Just name it. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Phone: / Bottle: / Fish: You know what I want. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Computer: / Jon: One... http://www.goats.com/archive/080117.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 21 / 2008: the office (10) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Bottle: / Fish: If I can't go home and I can't be with Reese Witherspoon there's only one other option. I'm going to kill myself, Jon. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Bottle: / Glass: / Jon: No you won't. / Fish: I will! I'll hold my breath until I'm dead. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Bottle:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080121.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 22 / 2008: the office (11) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Chair: / Fish: / Jon: Fish, you wait here until your suicidal urdes have passed. Try thinking about something relaxing. Like balloon animals! / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Plant(s): / Jon: I'm going to go hold an emergency staff meeting and see if I can't get our Mayans and monsters... http://www.goats.com/archive/080122.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 23 / 2008: the office (12) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Plant(s): / Chair: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/080123.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 24 / 2008: the office (13) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Martini: / Fish: / Reese Witherspoon: Slow down, Fish! I'm happy to see you too but that doesn't mean we should leap blindly into cohabitation. / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Fish: You don't like me? / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Martini: / Reese Witherspoon: I didn't... http://www.goats.com/archive/080124.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 28 / 2008: the office (14) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Taps: / Martini: / Fish: We've got to get you out of here. No future wife of mine is going to get eaten by imagination robot monsters every night. / Reese Witherspoon: You get used to it. / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Taps: / Martini: / Fish: Jon won't let me use his turtle... http://www.goats.com/archive/080128.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 29 / 2008: the office (15) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Taps: / Fish: Okay. Let's think about this using intelligence. We're in my mind, which is shaped like a pub. Like an axis pub. / Reese Witherspoon: A what? / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Taps: / Martini: / Fish: It's an access point for the multiverse network... http://www.goats.com/archive/080129.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 31 / 2008: the office (17) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Alfred: / Fish: Never mind, Alfred, this was a mistake. Please go away. / Reese Witherspoon: Fish! Don't be rude. / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Fish: / Alfred: No no, miss, eet ees my fault. Come, small friend, let us talk. / / [[Fish's... http://www.goats.com/archive/080131.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 04 / 2008: the office (18) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Reese Witherspoon: / Alfred: So what else ees inside your brain besides hot ladies? / Fish: There's lots of stuff in here! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Taps: / Beer: / Cigarette: / Tiny Dog: / Henry Kissinger: / Ron Howard: / Robert Goulet: / Naked Mole Rat: / Gabriel Jarret:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080204.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 05 / 2008: the office (19) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Cigarette: / Tiny Dog: / Drones: / Alfred: Zo each of zeese peoples is representing part of your personality? / Fish: That's what they tell me. / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Alfred: Ze pony princess, what part of you ees she? / Fish:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080205.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 06 / 2008: the office (20) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub, Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Fish: Alfred, you've got to help me get Reese out of here. / Alfred: But she eez part of you! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Brains: / Hole Puncher: / Alfred: Even eef such a zing were possible, removing... http://www.goats.com/archive/080206.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 07 / 2008: the office (21) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Podium: / Whiteboard: / Hurakan: / IXCATZIN: / Gukumatz: I want to thank all of you for coming on such short notice. / Scroggs: You said there would be donuts! / Gukumatz: There might be donuts afterwards. It's possible! / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Calculator: / Hurakan: / IXCATZIN:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080207.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 11 / 2008: the office (22) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Donuts: / Podium: / Whiteboard: / Jon: There's some crullers in there too, towards the bottom. / Staff Member(s): Ooh! / Jon: Okay! Let's get going, guys. This meeting isn't going to hold itself, and I'm sure you all have lots of questions. / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Mug: / Staff... http://www.goats.com/archive/080211.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 12 / 2008: the office (23) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Whiteboard: / Podium: / Staff Member(s): / Jon: I just spoke to One Death not more than an hour ago. On the phone! / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Staff Member(s): / Jon: He can't tell you much about his current assignment aside from the fact that it is dangerous, indeterminate... http://www.goats.com/archive/080212.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 13 / 2008: the office (24) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Whiteboard: / Podium: / Jon: Out current corporate identity has all the charm of a dead hooker with a limp handshake. We can do better, people! People and monsters. / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Whiteboard: / Podium: / Staff Member(s): / Jon: This is our new... http://www.goats.com/archive/080213.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 14 / 2008: the office (25) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Podium: / Marker: / Staff Member(s): / Jon: this is a good start but these names could use a little massaging. / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Staff Member(s): / Staff Member(s): I vote for Taco Pants Systems. It sounds like a nice place to work. / Staff Member(s):... http://www.goats.com/archive/080214.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 18 / 2008: the office (26) | [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Whiteboard: / Podium: / Marker: / Sound Effect: / Staff Member(s): / Jon: I think what our new name needs is a little bit of good old-fashioned Web 2.0. / / [[Xibalba (Conference Room)]] / Whiteboard: / Jon: / Text: NAME GENERATION / RESULTS (TOP 5): / - CubePoint / -... http://www.goats.com/archive/080218.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 19 / 2008: the office (27) | [[Xibalba (Skeeball Alley)]] / Camazotz: Enough lollygagging, Rosenberg. You've been skulking in that office for months and the stink of whatever it is that's rotting in there with you is undeniable. / / [[Xibalba (Skeeball Alley)]] / Machine: / Stuffed Toy: / Ball: / Jon: / Gukumatz: / Camazotz:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080219.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 26 / 2008: the office (30) | [[Xibalba]] / Mug: / Gukumatz: / Camazotz: / Jon: Is the axis pub a long walk from here? / Hurakan: The journey by foot is treacherous and filled with supernatural challenges that would stymie even the Mayan hero twins. / / [[Xibalba]] / Mug: / Skull(s): / Jon: Like Sudoku? / Hurakan: Deep in the fleshpits of Metnal... http://www.goats.com/archive/080226.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 27 / 2008: the office (31) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Reese Witherspoon: / Fish: Go on, already! Go find someone to help get Reese out of here! / Alfred: Wait ze second. My Alfred sense, she ees teengleeng! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Fish: / Alfred: Zere are new customers waiting for me elsewhere.... http://www.goats.com/archive/080227.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 03 / 2008: the office (33) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Martini: / Toy: / Toy: / Fish: What am I doing? I can't be playing with amazingly fun toys at a time like this! I have to save you from being et by the dream droids. / Reese Witherspoon: It's okay, Fish, I'm pretty much resigned... http://www.goats.com/archive/080303.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 04 / 2008: the office (34) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Plant(s): / Fish: Ow! My skeleton! I feel like I was partnered up with Kirstie Alley in a trust fall exercise. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Refrigerator: / Desk: / Fish: I need energy drinks to stay awake, and yet I am kept away from a nearby refrigerator... http://www.goats.com/archive/080304.html |
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