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| Goats comic strip from December / 10 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (5) | We'll be back later. I left some snacks in the kitchen for you. / And Phillip, try not to set anything on fire. / / So. Um. Hi. / Do you have any pets? / / I... uh... I used to have some fish. Why? / Oh. Hmph. Guess I brought that jellied gasoline for nothing. http://www.goats.com/archive/991210.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 13 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (6) | I guess they're somewhat cute together... Jon and Holly, that is. / I've never seen Jon this happy, actually. It's unnatural. / / / We're going to have to break them up. / Cool. I'll set the snare traps. http://www.goats.com/archive/991213.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 14 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (7) | Do you know anyone whose talents might be suited towards breaking up happy couples? / Ssh. Benny Hill is on. Here's my address book. / / Can't you watch that back home? / Only reruns. And only on that snotty British channel. Feh. / / Who's this Diablo fellow? / LOL!! The man on the tricycle fell over! In fast-motion! http://www.goats.com/archive/991214.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 15 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (8) | Holly, I know we've only known each other a short time, but I have something to ask you. / Um... okay. / / Do you see this relationship having any kind of future? / Oh... gosh. I... yeah, why not? Sure. Why do you ask? / / Because a sentient Satan-worshipping chicken is en route on a mission to destroy our love. / Can I reconsider my previous answer? http://www.goats.com/archive/991215.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 16 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (9) | I can't believe you called Diablo! Why would you do that? / Let me explain. Did you know that Billy Corgan used to be on "Small Wonder"? / / What does that have to do with anything? / Nothing. But it did help distract you for a moment. / / I just flew in from the States, and boy, are my wings tired. / AGH! GAH! BLERG!! / No wonder Holly finds you attractive. You're so articulate. http://www.goats.com/archive/991216.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 17 / 1999: a magical journey (bobbins crossover) (10) | Go on, chicken boy. Back to America with you. / Holly, can't we discuss this? / / No, you delusional freak. Scat. / Fine. I'm leaving. Goodbye, my love. / / Call me. / Is collect okay? http://www.goats.com/archive/991217.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 20 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (1) | Sign here, please. / What is this? / / 40 cases of "Tastes like Chicken" candy bars, for one Mr. Toothgnip Goat. / What are we supposed to do with 40 cases of candy bars? / / I just deliver 'em, buddy. / I don't even know how much to tip for something like this. / These don't taste anything like chicken. http://www.goats.com/archive/991220.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 21 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (2) | 40 cases of "Tastes like chicken" candy bars. / They're for my Y2K love bunker. / / Love bunker. / Yah. I'm going to hole up with a few victoria's secret models until the apocalypse is over. / / and you expect victoria's secret models to subsist on candy bars. / Of course not. I have a delivery menu from "Seoul Man" korean food. http://www.goats.com/archive/991221.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 22 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (3) | Whoa! Who bought the candy bars? / You can thank Toothgnip. They're for his Y2K love bunker. / / They've combined my two favorite taste sensations - Chicken and sugar! / They don't actually taste like chicken. It's just a clever marketing gimmick. / / But... but it says "tastes like chicken." It says so. / It's a misnomer. It's like that time that you went to "Nobody Beats the Wiz" in leather chaps, shouting for Michael Jackson to "take it like a man". http://www.goats.com/archive/991222.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 23 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (4) | Do you think Toothgnip will let me crash in his Y2K Love Bunker? / Why would you want to? This whole Y2K nonsense is overblown. / / I can bring my "Gamera vs. Llamatron" video. Everyone loves Gamera. / Where is he going to build a bunker in Manhattan, anyway? / / HEY! What the fuck is going on!?! / Sorry. Would you guys mind moving to the left? http://www.goats.com/archive/991223.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 24 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (5) | Where's that draft coming from? / The huge hole Toothgnip put in the floor. / I think it's festive. / / Nothing like a big hole in the floor to spice up Christmas. / That makes absolutely no sense. / Sure it does. You just don't understand Chirstmas, is all. / / Yeah. Santa hates you 'cause you're Jewish. / Shut up. / I worship Satan, and Santa likes me better than you. http://www.goats.com/archive/991224.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 27 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (6) | Y2K Love Bunker -- Go Away / Is it ready? / Yup. Come on down. / / Toothie, are you ready for our pillow-fight yet? / 'Cause we can just have lesbian sex if you're not ready. / Wow. Do they do tricks? / Yeah. Feed them a saltine and they'll vomit it back up. http://www.goats.com/archive/991227.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 28 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (7) | I need to be absolutely sure that the Panties of Potency are Y2K-compliant. / Well, it should be easy enough to check. We just have to set the date forward to January 1. / / / The user interface isn't exactly what I'd call intuitive. / Is there a support number we can call? http://www.goats.com/archive/991228.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 29 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (8) | They want me to press '12' for customer support. Damned if I can find the '12' button. / Maybe they have support info on their website. / / I don't know, Toothgnip. Seems to me that maybe it's time you cast off this albatross from around your neck, these damnable Panties of Potency. Maybe you don't even need them. Maybe women like you, not for your lingerie, but for who you are... who you are in your heart. / / I have a crate of grenades. / Maybe I can press '1' and '2' at the same time. http://www.goats.com/archive/991229.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 30 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (9) | The page is downloading. Give me a second. / Hurry. I'm missing Mitzi's gymnastics routine. / / Ah. Here we go... Panties of Potency. Apparently, panties aren't affected by the Y2K bug. / Let me see that. / / Apparently, they're made from some strange material called "cotton," which, I assume, precludes the need for a CPU. / Must be a typo. See if there's a patch you can download. http://www.goats.com/archive/991230.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 31 / 1999: tastes like chicken candy bars and the Y2K love bunker (10) | You realize that by this time tomorrow, we could all be dead - annihilated in an accidental nuclear blast.
/ / Or maybe the New Year will mark the beginning of a new era of peace. / / This date has been etched in our collective consciousness for so long, it's it's difficult to believe that it won't usher in some monumental change. / For better or for worse, our lives will be somehow fundamentally altered. Nothing will ever be the same. / / Happy New Year from Goats! / What can I get for you, gentlemen? / Weihenstaphaner. / I.P.A. http://www.goats.com/archive/991231.html |
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