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| GPF Archive: Monday, December 7, 1998 | Okay, team. Our next project will take all of our creative efforts. We must tap into our talents for true inspiration. / We must put more imagination into our work. Let your dreams take flight and lead you to the answer! / Is it okay if our imaginations just kinda glide instead of fly?
/ Right now,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981207.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 8, 1998 | I know you want us to put more imagination into our work, Dwayne, but... / ...I think somebody got a little carried away...
/ Just a little... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981208.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 9, 1998 | Fooker, what is this?
/ It's a 1/1000-scale replica of the New York City skyline, made of old printouts, circuit boards, and disks. / You said to put more imagination into our work. Well... my imagination ran away from me. / This isn't happening...
/ Hey Dwayne! Check out this bust of Eisenhower...
/ Actually,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981209.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 10, 1998 | You should be careful telling those racy jokes around Ki, Fooker. These days, you never know who will take offense. / ... / I'd sue you for sexual harassment if I hadn't laughed. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981210.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 11, 1998 | Do you believe in all these conspiracy theories, Fooker?
/ Nah... / Conspiracies are nothing more than a conspiracy to get people to believe in conspiracies so they can really conspire to do something. / Oooookaaaay...
/ Didja know Elvis is really dead? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981211.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 12, 1998 | Thanks for inviting me to lunch with you, Dwayne, Although I didn't expect it...
/ I confess, Nick, I have an ulterior motive. / Of all the staff you're the one I trust most to give me a straight answer, and that's what I want, blunt and to the point so tell me... / Am I nuts, or is it you three that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981212.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 | Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday.
/ Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there!
/ Dwayne: B-but Fooker's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981214.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 | Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday.
/ Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there!
/ Dwayne: B-but Fooker's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981214.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 | Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday.
/ Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there!
/ Dwayne: B-but Fooker's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981214.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 15, 1998 | WHAT'S WRONG, DWAYNE.
/ A CLIENT WANTS FOOKER TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THEIR COMPANY LUNCHEON THIS WEEK. / DON'T WORRY, BOSS I KNOW FOOKER SEEMS A BIT ECCENTRIC, BUT I'M SURE HE CAN STRAIGHTEN HIS ACT IN A CRITICAL SITUATION LIKE THIS. / HEY, KI! WATCH ME SQUIRT MAYONNAISE OUT MY NOSE!
/ OR, I COULD BE W... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981215.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 | Dwayne: I swear, Fooker, if you embarrass us here in front of our client's entire staff...
/ Fooker: No sweat, D-man. I'll be cool as liquid nitrogen. / [[Sign reads]] Welcome GOODMAN RUBBER LUNCHEON / [to himself]
/ Fooker: Hmm... better can the condom jokes. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981216.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 | Dwayne: I swear, Fooker, if you embarrass us here in front of our client's entire staff...
/ Fooker: No sweat, D-man. I'll be cool as liquid nitrogen. / [[Sign reads]] Welcome GOODMAN RUBBER LUNCHEON / [to himself]
/ Fooker: Hmm... better can the condom jokes. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981216.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 17, 1998 | Fooker: I would like to thank Mr. Jones and all of you at Goodman Rubber for having me for lunch today... / Fooker: Well... you're not really having me for lunch... that would be disgusting... but it would explain the texture of the roast beef... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981217.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 17, 1998 | Fooker: I would like to thank Mr. Jones and all of you at Goodman Rubber for having me for lunch today... / Fooker: Well... you're not really having me for lunch... that would be disgusting... but it would explain the texture of the roast beef... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981217.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 18, 1998 | That was an outstanding lecture, Jason! I was quite amazed!
/ As was I...
/ Thanx. / May I ask... would you consider teaching a training class for our systems department?
/ Hmm... / Warping young minds and molding them in my image...
/ NO! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981218.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 19, 1998 | Gang, I know we're small and we just brought in Nick, but I think it's time we hire a marketing director to ease distribution. / Yes, Fooker? / Can we bring in a babe? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981219.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 21, 1998 | GORT: I'm new to these IRC chat rooms, so I could use a help, if you don't mind... / POOKEL: sure, gort. i'll gladly help with anything you need... chat, telnet, cybersex... *ANYTHING*... / GORT: Uh... you *are* female... right?
/ POOKEL: did i mention that i like your butt? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981221.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 22, 1998 | POOKEL: like a log in, in court. robot from "day the earth stood still?"
/ GORT: Yeah... / ... Look, how do you know who I am? *DO* you know who I am?
/ POOKEL: i know who you are, nick... / ... think of me as your secret admirer. ;-)
/ CYBERRAT: Uh... is this a private chat room? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981222.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 23, 1998 | Ever used IRC, Ki?
/ Not really. / Oh. / Mind if I ask for a little advice?
/ Fire away. / ... about women?
/ Well, I'm no expert but... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981223.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 24, 1998 | So this mystery chick "Pookel" on IRC chat is calling herself my "secret admirer."
/ Wow... / I'm not used to best. I mean, I never got this attention before. And, while she hasn't done anything threatening its scary that she can stock me like that. And yet... / ... It kinda gives ya a perverse little... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981224.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 25, 1998 | I wouldn't worry about your IRC woman, Nick. As long as she doesn't go psycho on you, I'd just enjoy the fun.
/ I guess you're right, Ki. / Thanks a lot.
/ Any time. / IRC CHAT SERVER login:
/ pookel http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981225.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 26, 1998 | [[Nick, wearing a T-shirt, is sitting at his computer, typing. There's an abstract structure on top of his monitor that looks like a stick-and-ball model of a 5-atom molecule.]]
/ Computer: POOKEL: figured out who i am yet?
/ Nick < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981226.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 28, 1998 | [[Nick and Ki are sitting, Nick at his computer, Ki next to him. Fooker is behind them, standing, pointing his thumb back at something off-screen. Ki is looking at Fooker over her shoulder, as if he just walked in.]]
/ Fooker: Hey, gang! Remember how a week ago Dwayne talked about hiring a new marketing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981228.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 29, 1998 | OKAY, TRUDY, YOU'RE APPLYING FOR OUR POSITION OF MARKETING DIRECTOR?
/ YES, SIR! / UM... OUT OF CURIOSITY, DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE LIKE THAT?
/ ANNOYINGLY SO , SIR! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981229.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 30, 1998 | Dwayne: Nick, Fooker, this is Trudy, our new director of marketing.
/ Trudy: Hi!
/ Nick: Hi. / Dwayne: Now I'll introduce you to Ki... / Nick: Well, you got your wish... She's a babe.
/ Fooker: There is a God. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981230.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 31, 1998 | Dwayne: I'll let you two ladies get acquainted while I catch up on some paper work. / Ki: Hi. I'm Ki. You're... ?
/ Trudy: Trudy. / Ki: Why do I feel like I just shook hands with a denizen of the undead ?
/ Trudy: I usually have that effect on puny, inferior lifeforms. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19981231.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 1, 1999 | Nick: So, Ki, what's your opinion on our new marketing director ?
/ Ki: I don't know... / Ki: It's nice to know there's another girl around here, but there's something... WEIRD about her. And not a Fooker-weird, either. / Ki: "I think she scares me..."
/ Trudy: Hee hee!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990101.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 2, 1999 | Trudy: With our new marketing scheme, we will dominate the market, monopolizing all profits. / Trudy: We will slaughter, maim, eviscerate, decapitate, and otherwise kill the competition, then bury them with a copy of our software in their cold, dead hands! / Trudy: MUHAHAHA !! / Fooker: I think I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990102.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 4, 1999 | Ki: Uh, Dwayne, can I ask you something about this new marketing chick, Trudy?
/ Dwayne: Sure, Ki. / Ki: Have you noticed anything odd about her? I mean, besides always smiling all the time ? She freaks me out. Just how did she get this job anyhow ? / Dwayne: She has all the qualifications. That, and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990104.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 5, 1999 | Ki: Don't you find it strange that all the other applicants vanished once Trudy applied for the marketing director position ? / Dwayne: Odd, but not unheard of, Ki. The job market is a wild and wooly place, anything can happen. Perhaps Trudy's qualifications scared all the other applicants off. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990105.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 6, 1999 | Dwayne: Okay, I will give you that Trudy is a bit odd, but I don't think we have anything to worry about, Ki. / Dwayne: Sometimes, we just get bad first impressions. She has a very happy disposition that can be a bit annoying. Just give her another change, Okay ? / Ki: Okay, but I get to shoot her... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990106.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 7, 1999 | [[Trudy addresses a typically hunched-over Fooker.]]
/ Trudy: So...How did you get such an interesting nickname like "Fooker", hm? / [[Fooker puts his arm conspiratorially around Trudy's shoulders.]]
/ Foooker: How 'bout you, me, and a bottle o' wine at my place, and I'll show you? / [[Trudy retains... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990107.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 8, 1999 | Trudy: Hi, Nick! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I just wanted to drop by and give you this.
/ Nick: A card ? Why, thanks, Trudy! / Trudy: Since we're all going to be working together, I thought it would be nice to start off on the right foot. Maybe we'll even become friends! / Nick: What's this ?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990108.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 9, 1999 | Ki: That Trudy chick bothers me. I can't put my finger on it yet, but I get the feeling she's going to be trouble. / Fooker: I second that. She's freaky weird, weirder than me. She's one hot number, though.
/ Nick: I think she's pretty nice. / Ki: Obviously, we are not all of the same consensus here,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990109.html |
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