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GPF Archive: Monday, December 7, 1998 Okay, team. Our next project will take all of our creative efforts. We must tap into our talents for true inspiration. / We must put more imagination into our work. Let your dreams take flight and lead you to the answer! / Is it okay if our imaginations just kinda glide instead of fly? / Right now,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 8, 1998 I know you want us to put more imagination into our work, Dwayne, but... / ...I think somebody got a little carried away... / Just a little...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 9, 1998 Fooker, what is this? / It's a 1/1000-scale replica of the New York City skyline, made of old printouts, circuit boards, and disks. / You said to put more imagination into our work. Well... my imagination ran away from me. / This isn't happening... / Hey Dwayne! Check out this bust of Eisenhower... / Actually,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 10, 1998 You should be careful telling those racy jokes around Ki, Fooker. These days, you never know who will take offense. / ... / I'd sue you for sexual harassment if I hadn't laughed.
GPF Archive: Friday, December 11, 1998 Do you believe in all these conspiracy theories, Fooker? / Nah... / Conspiracies are nothing more than a conspiracy to get people to believe in conspiracies so they can really conspire to do something. / Oooookaaaay... / Didja know Elvis is really dead?
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 12, 1998 Thanks for inviting me to lunch with you, Dwayne, Although I didn't expect it... / I confess, Nick, I have an ulterior motive. / Of all the staff you're the one I trust most to give me a straight answer, and that's what I want, blunt and to the point so tell me... / Am I nuts, or is it you three that...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday. / Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there! / Dwayne: B-but Fooker's...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday. / Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there! / Dwayne: B-but Fooker's...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 1998 Mr. Jones: Dwayne, I love the work your man Jason did on our project. He's such an inspiration. I'd love to have him give a lecture at our company luncheon on Thursday. / Dwayne: Mr. Jones, I don't think-- / Mr Jones: Great! Make sure to have him there by noon, see you there! / Dwayne: B-but Fooker's...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 15, 1998 WHAT'S WRONG, DWAYNE. / A CLIENT WANTS FOOKER TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THEIR COMPANY LUNCHEON THIS WEEK. / DON'T WORRY, BOSS I KNOW FOOKER SEEMS A BIT ECCENTRIC, BUT I'M SURE HE CAN STRAIGHTEN HIS ACT IN A CRITICAL SITUATION LIKE THIS. / HEY, KI! WATCH ME SQUIRT MAYONNAISE OUT MY NOSE! / OR, I COULD BE W...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 Dwayne: I swear, Fooker, if you embarrass us here in front of our client's entire staff... / Fooker: No sweat, D-man. I'll be cool as liquid nitrogen. / [[Sign reads]] Welcome GOODMAN RUBBER LUNCHEON / [to himself] / Fooker: Hmm... better can the condom jokes.
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 Dwayne: I swear, Fooker, if you embarrass us here in front of our client's entire staff... / Fooker: No sweat, D-man. I'll be cool as liquid nitrogen. / [[Sign reads]] Welcome GOODMAN RUBBER LUNCHEON / [to himself] / Fooker: Hmm... better can the condom jokes.
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 17, 1998 Fooker: I would like to thank Mr. Jones and all of you at Goodman Rubber for having me for lunch today... / Fooker: Well... you're not really having me for lunch... that would be disgusting... but it would explain the texture of the roast beef... <> / Fooker: But my real "beef" with...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 17, 1998 Fooker: I would like to thank Mr. Jones and all of you at Goodman Rubber for having me for lunch today... / Fooker: Well... you're not really having me for lunch... that would be disgusting... but it would explain the texture of the roast beef... <> / Fooker: But my real "beef" with...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, December 18, 1998 That was an outstanding lecture, Jason! I was quite amazed! / As was I... / Thanx. / May I ask... would you consider teaching a training class for our systems department? / Hmm... / Warping young minds and molding them in my image... / NO!
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 19, 1998 Gang, I know we're small and we just brought in Nick, but I think it's time we hire a marketing director to ease distribution. / Yes, Fooker? / Can we bring in a babe?
GPF Archive: Monday, December 21, 1998 GORT: I'm new to these IRC chat rooms, so I could use a help, if you don't mind... / POOKEL: sure, gort. i'll gladly help with anything you need... chat, telnet, cybersex... *ANYTHING*... / GORT: Uh... you *are* female... right? / POOKEL: did i mention that i like your butt?
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 22, 1998 POOKEL: like a log in, in court. robot from "day the earth stood still?" / GORT: Yeah... / ... Look, how do you know who I am? *DO* you know who I am? / POOKEL: i know who you are, nick... / ... think of me as your secret admirer. ;-) / CYBERRAT: Uh... is this a private chat room?
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 23, 1998 Ever used IRC, Ki? / Not really. / Oh. / Mind if I ask for a little advice? / Fire away. / ... about women? / Well, I'm no expert but...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 24, 1998 So this mystery chick "Pookel" on IRC chat is calling herself my "secret admirer." / Wow... / I'm not used to best. I mean, I never got this attention before. And, while she hasn't done anything threatening its scary that she can stock me like that. And yet... / ... It kinda gives ya a perverse little...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 25, 1998 I wouldn't worry about your IRC woman, Nick. As long as she doesn't go psycho on you, I'd just enjoy the fun. / I guess you're right, Ki. / Thanks a lot. / Any time. / IRC CHAT SERVER login: / pookel
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 26, 1998 [[Nick, wearing a T-shirt, is sitting at his computer, typing. There's an abstract structure on top of his monitor that looks like a stick-and-ball model of a 5-atom molecule.]] / Computer: POOKEL: figured out who i am yet? / Nick <>: GORT: Sorry, I can't tell... / Nick <>:...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 28, 1998 [[Nick and Ki are sitting, Nick at his computer, Ki next to him. Fooker is behind them, standing, pointing his thumb back at something off-screen. Ki is looking at Fooker over her shoulder, as if he just walked in.]] / Fooker: Hey, gang! Remember how a week ago Dwayne talked about hiring a new marketing...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 29, 1998 OKAY, TRUDY, YOU'RE APPLYING FOR OUR POSITION OF MARKETING DIRECTOR? / YES, SIR! / UM... OUT OF CURIOSITY, DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE LIKE THAT? / ANNOYINGLY SO , SIR!
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 30, 1998 Dwayne: Nick, Fooker, this is Trudy, our new director of marketing. / Trudy: Hi! / Nick: Hi. / Dwayne: Now I'll introduce you to Ki... / Nick: Well, you got your wish... She's a babe. / Fooker: There is a God.
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 31, 1998 Dwayne: I'll let you two ladies get acquainted while I catch up on some paper work. / Ki: Hi. I'm Ki. You're... ? / Trudy: Trudy. / Ki: Why do I feel like I just shook hands with a denizen of the undead ? / Trudy: I usually have that effect on puny, inferior lifeforms.
GPF Archive: Friday, January 1, 1999 Nick: So, Ki, what's your opinion on our new marketing director ? / Ki: I don't know... / Ki: It's nice to know there's another girl around here, but there's something... WEIRD about her. And not a Fooker-weird, either. / Ki: "I think she scares me..." / Trudy: Hee hee! / <> / Dog: Yip !
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 2, 1999 Trudy: With our new marketing scheme, we will dominate the market, monopolizing all profits. / Trudy: We will slaughter, maim, eviscerate, decapitate, and otherwise kill the competition, then bury them with a copy of our software in their cold, dead hands! / Trudy: MUHAHAHA !! / Fooker: I think I'm...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 4, 1999 Ki: Uh, Dwayne, can I ask you something about this new marketing chick, Trudy? / Dwayne: Sure, Ki. / Ki: Have you noticed anything odd about her? I mean, besides always smiling all the time ? She freaks me out. Just how did she get this job anyhow ? / Dwayne: She has all the qualifications. That, and...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 5, 1999 Ki: Don't you find it strange that all the other applicants vanished once Trudy applied for the marketing director position ? / Dwayne: Odd, but not unheard of, Ki. The job market is a wild and wooly place, anything can happen. Perhaps Trudy's qualifications scared all the other applicants off. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 6, 1999 Dwayne: Okay, I will give you that Trudy is a bit odd, but I don't think we have anything to worry about, Ki. / Dwayne: Sometimes, we just get bad first impressions. She has a very happy disposition that can be a bit annoying. Just give her another change, Okay ? / Ki: Okay, but I get to shoot her...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 7, 1999 [[Trudy addresses a typically hunched-over Fooker.]] / Trudy: So...How did you get such an interesting nickname like "Fooker", hm? / [[Fooker puts his arm conspiratorially around Trudy's shoulders.]] / Foooker: How 'bout you, me, and a bottle o' wine at my place, and I'll show you? / [[Trudy retains...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 8, 1999 Trudy: Hi, Nick! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I just wanted to drop by and give you this. / Nick: A card ? Why, thanks, Trudy! / Trudy: Since we're all going to be working together, I thought it would be nice to start off on the right foot. Maybe we'll even become friends! / Nick: What's this ?...
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 9, 1999 Ki: That Trudy chick bothers me. I can't put my finger on it yet, but I get the feeling she's going to be trouble. / Fooker: I second that. She's freaky weird, weirder than me. She's one hot number, though. / Nick: I think she's pretty nice. / Ki: Obviously, we are not all of the same consensus here,...
 

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