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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 | [[Nick, as Absolutely Incredible Man, socks the man-sized flea in the jaw.]]
/ Nick: Hold it right there, fiend! / Nick: I don't know who or what you are...
/ Nick: but no more terrorizing innocents for you!
/ [[Nick's punch sends the flea backwards, plowing about a ten-foot trench into the ground.]] / [[The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050420.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 21, 2005 | [[Dexter, Ki, Fooker, and Sharon stand looking on as Nick, aka Absolutely Incredible Man, battles the four-foot super-powered flea, the Inexplicable Speck!]]
/ Dexter: Kewl! His power must be super speed!
/ Ki: Nick sure is throwing himself into this role...
/ Fooker: Is "inexplicable" even a real word? / [[The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050421.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 22, 2005 | [[The Inexplicable Speck! has beaten up Nick (aka Absolutely Incredible Man) and now holds him by the front of Nick's collar.]]
/ The Inexplicable Speck!: Now that I've stopped you from trying to clobber me, can we take a few minutes for you to tell me WHO THE FREAKIN' HECK YOU *ARE*?!
/ Nick: Ngh... / [[Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050422.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 23, 2005 | [[The Warmonger is on screen, holding Sharon hostage]]
/ Nick: It's The Warmonger! Absolutely Incredible Man's worst nemesis!
/ Warmonger: Referrin' to yerself in third person now, Absolutely Incredulous Moron? How quaint. Ya got _FIVE_ seconds now before the flower child here goes fer a trip... _WITHOUT_... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050423.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 24, 2005 | Fooker: Half the team *dies*? Why did you make him so powerful?
/ Nick: I was ending the series! I wanted it to have a dramatic conclusion!
/ Dexter: He's right, though. The sacrifice of several main characters *would* add a dramatic element and heighten the -- / Ki: Dexter, shut up!
/ Fooker: ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050424.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 25, 2005 | [[The Warmonger fires an energy blast, causing Dexter, Ki, and Nick to scatter. Nick knocks the Inexplicable Speck! out of the path of the energy blast.]]
/ Nick: Take cover! / Nick: If this is a real universe, then *that's* a real Warmonger! We need to stop him before real people get hurt!
/ The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050425.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 | [[The Warmonger is holding Sharon in one of his claws as the Absolutely Incredible team attack him.]]
/ Nick: Be careful not to hit Sharon!
/ Nick: Ki! Fooker! Stick to range attacks! Everyone else, let 'im have it! / Dexter: Hey, um, Speck! Why don't you use your super speed on him, like loosening... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050426.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 27, 2005 | [[The Inexplicable Speck! reaches out with his newly-discovered elasticity.]]
/ The Inexplicable Speck!, to Dexter: Quick, um... you! Distract him long enough for me to try and restrain him!
/ [[Dexter flies to do so.]]
/ Dexter: Gotcha! / [[Dexter floats over the Warmonger's head, waggling his fingers... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050427.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 28, 2005 | [[The Inexplicable Speck!, with his new power of elasticity, has wrapped up the Warmonger and laid him flat on his face on the ground.]]
/ The Inexplicable Speck!, to Nick: Your friend is free, and I've pinned him for the moment! If you "created" this guy and you know his weaknesses, now would be a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050428.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 29, 2005 | Fooker: Fine! Ki and I will combine our powers and blast the Gem to Kingdom Come!
/ Nick: You can't! Your energy-based blasts will only amplify the Wave and increase Warmonger's strength! / [[As the Team is discussing how to destroy the Gem, the Inexplicable Speck! is straining harder and harder... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050429.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 30, 2005 | [[The Warmonger backhands Nick, sending him flying.]]
/ Warmonger: An' I'll start with motormouth here!
/ Ki: NICK! / Dexter: There's *got* to be a weakness in that Gem!
/ Nick: Just one, I'm afraid, and I don't see how we'll be able to use it!
/ Nick: It's suceptable to a series of harmonic vibrations... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050430.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 1, 2005 | [[Fooker, having been blasted by the Warmonger, lies on the ground twitching.]]
/ Fooker: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050501.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 2, 2005 | Sharon: You mean I've been dressed like *this* for no good reason?!
/ Dexter: Now, now, Sharon! Don't raise your voice too much, or we might be cleaning Nick's guts from all over the park! / Ki: Wait a sec. You said that Gem was susceptible to sonic vibrations?
/ Nick: Very high frequency ones, yes.
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050502.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 3, 2005 | Ki: Sharon, try to scream at as high a pitch as you can! Keep changing it until the Gem begins to break!
/ Sharon: I'll try... / [[Nick, Dexter, and the Inexplicable Speck! now have the Warmonger restrained. Sharon begins to scream, sending out sonic waves.]]
/ Ki, off-screen: Higher, Sharon! Higher!
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050503.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 4, 2005 | [[The crisis is past. Ki helps Sharon, who is worn out and clutching at her throat.]]
/ Ki: You did it, Sharon!
/ Sharon, faintly: yeah...
/ [[The Inexplicable Speck! retracts his stretchy arms, while Nick holds the now-unsuited and defeated Warmonger by the throat.]]
/ Nick: And you, Nermil Fisk, are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050504.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 5, 2005 | [[Back at A.I.M. headquarters...]]
/ 1st voice: So your "day job" is to be a college professor? And it was your doctorate thesis project that gave you your powers?
/ The Inexplicable Speck!: Yep, and you'll never guess who the dean made chief lab safety officer... / The Inexplicable Speck!: I mean,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050505.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 6, 2005 | Dexter: Hey! Maybe we can take the Speck with us! Once he's in *our* world, we can use the MUTEX to find his world and send him home!
/ Nick: I... don't know if that will really work, Dex. / Nick: While there *is* a sixth helmet, I don't know how the transfer would affect him. Our appearances changed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050506.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 7, 2005 | Gamester: "Hitch a ride?" When did I become the taxi service of the cosmos?
/ The Inexplicable Speck!: Since when did you get sloppy and start leaving dimensional portals open for just anyone to step through?
/ Gamester: Let's just say I was momentarily distracted. But that doesn't amount to an open invitation... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050507.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 8, 2005 | [[The charcters remove the Mutex helmets.]]
/ Ki: We're back!
/ Fooker: [[with completely flat hair]] Ha! I win the helmet hair contest!
/ Dexter: There was a contest? / Shanon: That was bizarre, but at least it ended well...
/ [[Fooker shakes his head vigorously]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050508.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 9, 2005 | Fred: I don't know how I got to be Igor to Nick's Frankenstein, but can I go now?
/ Fooker: Yeah, it's getting late. We should head home. / Sharon: Just keep those pseudopods to yourself in the car.
/ Fred: Um, okay... Though I wasn't planning on getting fresh with you anyhow... / Nick: Here they are.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050509.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 | [[Sharon, Fooker and Dexter walk down the stairs]]
/ Sharon: My throat is *still* a little sore...
/ Fooker: And I still have a faint scent of smoke... / Fooker: Um, take that back. I just haven't washed this shirt in five days...
/ Sharon: Still, everything felt so real, so life-like... / Sharon: Who... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050510.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 | Trish thinks: I can't believe my luck! I snuck around outside just to place a few more listening devices, only to stumble upon Nick actually _/using/_ the invention! / Trish thinks: Not only were the master's theories correct, but Nick is further along than anyone suspected! We can actually accelerate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050511.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 12, 2005 | Nick: Hey... are you okay? You haven't said much since we got back...
/ Ki: I'm sorry... I still feel like I'm missing something. / Ki: I wish I could explain it. There was something I heard... or saw... right before we came back. It was important, I know that. But I can't remember for the life of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050512.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 13, 2005 | Nick: You want me to step away from it for a while, like the last time?
/ Ki: I'm... thinking something a bit more permanent. / Ki: Something about this trip reminded me of a warning a... *friend* gave me once, and I'm afraid the Mutex may be what he was worried about.
/ Nick: Who--? / Ki: I don't want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050513.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 14, 2005 | Ki: You're not mad that I asked you to forget the Mutex for a while, are you?
/ Nick: Mad? Nah. But I am curious as to why you're so concerned. / Ki: This trip wasn't like the previous ones. There was a sense of *real* danger this time. If we hadn't stopped that villain, someone could have been hurt,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050514.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 15, 2005 | [[The GPF gang at Sharon's. Nick is holding a board game labelled, "Linuxopoly"]]
/ Nick: Have they truly gone too far when they come out with a Linux version of "Monopoly?"
/ Fooker: If it's an actual board game and it doesn't use gnome OR KDE, then yes.
/ Nick: Somehow, I think there's more irony to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050515.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 16, 2005 | Ki: Thanks for having us over, Sharon.
/ Sharon: No problem, Ki. Usually it's you or Nick being the host, so I'm happy to entertain for a change. / Sharon: Fooker, why don't you get the "Fluxx" deck out while I get some more snacks. Or, if you'd rather, we could fire up the muppets for a quick LAN... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050516.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 | [[Sharon's parents, Kyle and Alice Murphy: first appearance]]
/ Off-screen: Did we come at a bad time, dear?
/ Off-screen: N-no, I just have some friends over. I'll introduce you... / Sharon: Um, guys, these are my parents, Kyle and Alice Murphy.
/ Kyle and Alice: Hello! / [[Awkward pause]] / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050517.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 18, 2005 | Sharon: Mom, Dad, these are my good friends Ki Oshiro and Nick Wellington.
/ Nick: Pleased to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy. / Sharon: And this is my boyfriend, Jason Barker.
/ Fooker: Um, howdy. / Kyle: We must keep close tabs on this one, Alice.
/ Alice: Yes, if he mistreats our Sharon, we must ensure... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050518.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 19, 2005 | Nick: Do you live around here, Mr. Murphy?
/ Kyle: No, we live upstate. We usually only come down to visit Sharon. / Ki: So is this just a social call?
/ Alice: Yes and no. We were planning a visit soon, but something sped up our plans. / Sharon: What's up, Mom?
/ Alice: Well, I wanted to call you first,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050519.html |
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