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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Patty: "Dread Lord Catastro"? I mean, really? Is _that_ the best you could come up with? I was hoping for something a bit more ... original? / DREAD LORD CATASTRO: PATHETIC WENCH! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE PERIL YOU ARE IN? I HAVE THE POWER TO BEND THIS WORLD TO MY WILL! YOU ARE BUT INSECTS BENEATH...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 8, 2009 AARGH! / H-He's distracted! We don't have much time! We've got to hit him hard and fast! / We won't have time for a second pass! We better make the first shot count! / Are you two serious?! This guy can change the rules on the fly! RUN! / Uh, right.
GPF Archive: Monday, May 11, 2009 Nick, if you're going to do anything cool and wizardly, now's the time to do it. / I'm working on it. / I'm having to brute force the password on those encrypted packets. / It's going to take a while. / PLEASE tell me you have some sort of plan. / We'd really LOVE a plan right now. / Um... run. / Run...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Explosion with Ki (as shadow) being thrown some distance]] / Ki: Nick, this is going to get very ugly very fast. / Nick {{voice only}}: I know, I know... / Nick: Do you know how long it takes to brute force a password? There are _billions_ of combinations! Unless this guy was so _stupid_ to pick an...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Catastro is aiming a smoking rocket launcher at our fearless foursome]] / Catastro: Bacteria! You are nothing but microbes to me! And I have your dose of antibiotics right here! / Catastro: This server was my private playground before you interfered. I don't know how you got in here, but now it's...
 
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GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 YIPE! / ZAPPOW / Enemy: Who are you? How did you do that? No one could crack my code! / Nick: They can when you use a lousy password. / Enemy: I will hunt you down and grind you to dust! I will wipe you from my server permanently! I'll... I'll... / Nick: Just one problem with that. / Nick: ...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 22, 2009 Patty: Let's show this little punk a lesson. / Ki: Wait. Let Nick handle this. / VRRRN / Patty: Look, Oshiro, you have no clue of the humiliation I've been through since Dexter talked me into this fiasco. I'm ready for a little pay back on this clown. He more than deserves it. / Ki: I don't blame...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 25, 2009 [[Catastro holds a plank of wood in left hand, gesturing with right, and shouting]] / Catastro: Just you wait! Let me get back to a command prompt and I'll trace you down and DDOS your sorry little butt! / Nick (speaking from the air): Nah, I don't think I'll give you the chance. / [[A spectral laptop...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip WE'RE BACK! / AND SO ARE OUR CLOTHES. / THAT WAS A BLAST! ESPECIALLY THAT FINAL BATTLE! NO "BOB" QUEST CHAIN COULD TOP THAT! WITH A FEW MORE TWEAKS TO THE MUTEX MMORPG CODE, IT COULD TOTALLY BE THE BEST GAMING EXPERIENCE EVER! / / UM... I TAKE IT THAT'S A "NO"...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, May 29, 2009 Nick: You are never allowed to touch the Mutex again without supervision. / Dexter: Y-yes sir! / Nick: And you two must swear never to tell Scott anything about the Mutex. / Tim: But-- / Nick: No buts. The last thing I want is for The Brotherhood to find out about the existence of the Mutex. I...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 1, 2009 Caption: Meanwhile, somewhere else entirely... / Man 1: Zero One! Nethermoor has crashed! The hacker's hold on it has been relinquished! / Man 2: Confirmed. All traffic to Nethermoor's IP has stopped. Both of the other IP's have disconnected. / Man 3: Greg, what do you make of all this? / Greg:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 3, 2009 Zero One: Brother Knuth? / Knuth: I've confirmed one IP, the second hacker who kicked off the first. It's "Mirage". / Man 1: "Mirage"? / Zero One: Knuth's codename for him. We don't know who he is, but his IP sporadically uses tons of encrypted bandwidth for unknown reasons. We've been watching...
GPF Archive: Friday, June 5, 2009 Brother Knuth: Are you *serious*, Greg? Invite him into the brotherhood? / Greg (0 1): Yes. Inform our brothers in his area to prepare the test. / Greg (0 1): This hacker is one of unusual skill. Perhaps we can convert him... Or at least *control* him. Who knows... Scott *thinks* his heretics have...
GPF Archive: Friday, June 5, 2009 Brother Knuth: Are you *serious*, Greg? Invite him into the brotherhood? / Greg (0 1): Yes. Inform our brothers in his area to prepare the test. / Greg (0 1): This hacker is one of unusual skill. Perhaps we can convert him... Or at least *control* him. Who knows... Scott *thinks* his heretics have...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 8, 2009 Nick: Finally retiring after all these years, Uncle Wise? / Wisebottom: Ah, Nicholas! Thanks for your assistance. / Wisebottom: I apologize for the mess. I just finished sorting out my personal stuff to load into the truck. / Ki: And which pile of mad science refuse is that? / Wisebottom: The...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 Ki: So where are you off to? / Wisebottom: New Mexico. I spent some time there as a lad while my dad worked for the Army. / Ki: You know, I've never heard much about your past, Otto. And someone hasn't bothered to share. / Wisebottom: Oh, it's not that interesting. Mom was a homemaker, dad a rocket...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Uncle Wise [[picking up a box of Doodads & Whatsits]]: Retirement makes you reflect on a lot of things. Things former, things present... You kids should think about your future. One day you will find there are a lot fewer tomorrows than you previously anticipated. / Nick [[hauling a box of unidentified...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 15, 2009 Wisebottom: I've thought about that a lot, you know what would happen if I complete destroyed the time machine. Would that change anything that may or may not have happened? / Wisebottom: Nick was right. Man was not meant to delve into such things. We are creatures that exist in four dimensions....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 Nick: What do you mean, "If those girls hadn't shown me how to do it?" / Wisebottom: What? Oh, THAT? Um, nothing. Forget it said it. / Nick: Hold on now. You told us YOU invented the time machine. Are you saying you DIDN'T? / Wisebottom: No! Of COURSE I did! I just needed to see another working model. / Nick/Ki:...
GPF Archive: Friday, June 19, 2009 Otto: I didn't tell you, mostly because I still barely believe the tale myself. Yet it happened, and you might as well hear the entire thing. / Otto: Mind you, I don't know completely how it began, and frankly I have no idea how their story came to an end. But there was I, a young pup in my teens,...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 21, 2009 Emily von Schnagel: THERE IT IS~!! / Flavoura Filigree: IT LOOKS A LOT DIFFERENT WITHOUT ALL THE SNOW!! / Emily von Schnagel: YES~!! WE SHOULD BE THANKFUL IT?S SPRING~ AND THAT WE DON?T HAVE TO TRUDGE THROUGH ALL THAT SNOW AGAIN~!! / Flavoura Filigree: IT WAS QUITE ANNOYING!! / Flavoura...
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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip I think we stopped moving!! Quiet now~!! / I'll open the hatch and take a look!! / Was anyone out there?!Yeah~!! But he took off rather ABRUPTLY~!! I suggest WE do the same!!
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