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GPF Archive: Sunday, August 30, 2009 Man 1: We want to see the aliens who landed in the desert!! / Man 2: We know you brought them here!! / General: I assure you!! There are no aliens!! Nor do we have any alien spacecraft on this base!! / Soldier 1: I'm certain I heard someone in here!! / Soldier 2: I know!! I heard it, too!! / The...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip WEATHER BALLOON ?!?! / That's right!! After a thorough investigation, we've ascertained that the object locals saw land in the desert was indeed nothing more than a downed WEATHER BALLOON!! / I smell a cover-up!! / Me, too!!
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 Father: Otto, have you seen this article about locals claiming to have seen an alien spacecraft land in the desert?! Turns out it was nothing more than a downed weather balloon!! / Mother: Of course, it was a weather balloon!! Right Otto?!? / Mother: We all know there's no such thing as aliens!! / Father:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 [[Professor Wisebottom, present time, finishes his story for Nick and Ki]] / Ki: Wait a minute. You're meaning to tell us the famous Roswell aliens were really time travelers from 2002, and you helped the get home by fixing their time machine? / Wisebottom: Yup. That was me. / [[Nick and Ki look at...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 3, 2009 [[Nick and Ki continue to hash out the implications of Uncle Wisebottom's story about the visiting time machine]] / Nick: So whatever became of this other time machine, / Uncle Wise? I can only assume no news is good news. / Wisebottom: That's not necessarily a safe assumption. / [[Wisebottom ponders...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, September 4, 2009 [[Uncle Wisebottom, Ki, and Nick stand around after Wisebottom finished his story]] / Wisebottom: Well, that's that. I've said my farewells, I've packed up my belongings, and it's time to catch my flight. / Nick: What, no teleporter? / [[Ki helps Wisebottom with his bag]] / Ki: Have a safe trip, Otto....
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 5, 2009 [[A jet plane is in the air]] / Flight attendant (off-panel): I'm sorry, sir, but the use of cellular telephones is not permitted while we're in flight. / Wisebottom (off-panel): Oh, it's not a cell phone... / [[Wisebottom shows the flight attendant his device]] / Wisebottom: While it taps into the cellular...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip {{strip is vertical, rather than the usual horizontal layout}} / [[An emergency room. Todd runs in, carrying Mischief. He's got bloodstains all over his clothes; she's got blood dripping down all over her body too, including from the side of her head. (Two others, apparently a male doctor and a female...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Todd and Mischief appear to be back in the Celestial Nursery. Todd carries the limp body of Mischief as it flickers]] / Todd (narrating): Pandemonium's attack was severe. Mischief's life energy lay on the cusp of evaporation. I knew she had only one chance. / Todd: Still in the Celestial Nursery,...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip I don't know why the nursery began to crumble, but crumble it did. With no way of escape, I was certain I was doomed / Mischief emerged, apparently healed but unconscious. She might survive if the nursery collapsed, but I certainly wouldn't. / Just as suddenly a portal appeared. No catalyst in sight....
 
GPF Archive: Monday, September 14, 2009 Todd (narrating): The portal collapsed as quickly as it appeared. Even if the nursery were not destroyed, we certainly weren't going back. / Todd (narrating): I had no idea when and where we were, but it seemed like Earth, from about my parents' time. Which Earth, of course, was impossible to tell....
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip her memories were gone. A complete blank slate. We needed somewhere to talk, to try and sort things out. We found a small diner nearby. / She said she was starving, and she ate like she'd never eaten in her life. She probably hadn't. What was more surprising were the couple hundred bucks in my...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip TODD, NARRATING: OUR BEST HOPE WAS TO LAY LOW. AT LEAST UNTIL MISCHIEF'S MEMORIES RETURNED. TO MY SURPRISE, SHE EASILY ACQUIRED A JOB AT THE DINER, PROBABLY TO RECOUP OUR INITIAL BILL / TODD: I WAS HIRED AS A MECHANIC AT A NEARBY GARAGE. ALL THAT TIME IN THE RESISTANCE FIXING THINGS PAID OFF. ...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 21, 2009 [[Mischief is creating a greasy spoon]] / Todd (Narrator): Mischief adopted the name ?Misty?, although I can?t imagine where she came up with it. Fitting in was difficult for her; it was like watching someone living in a country they had only seen in a bad movie? / [[Mischief is going to club a sandwich...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 Todd (narrating): Her grasp of human idioms left, well, everything to be desired... / Mischief: Bring up your head! / Todd: Yipe! / Todd: Why are you throwing raw meat at me? / Mischief: It's bacon! I'm bringin' it home! / Mischief: I bought these cute clothes to dress the chicken in, and this...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, September 25, 2009 Todd (narrating): Yet I knew something else was wrong. The signs were there, if only I had paid attention... / Mischief: Roses! / Mischief: I've always hears you should stop and spell the roses, but "rose" isn't that hard of a word to spell. Smelling them is much more fun... / Mischief: OW! / Todd:...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 28, 2009 Todd (narrating): The rose incident held deep implications. Not only was she without her memories or powers, but she was mortal. I couldn't begin to understand how, but this opened a whole new boatload of concerns. / Todd (narrating): If she could be hurt, she could also die. Suddenly she seemed...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 Todd (narrating): Another problem began to arise, one I never anticipated... / Mischief: And I made you lunch! It's a loaf of meat! / Todd: Uh, thanks. / Mischief: Have a good day, Todd. Have fun lubing drive shafts or whatever it is you do. / Body shop owner: Woowee! No question 'bout that girlfriend...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 2, 2009 Todd (narrating): It came to a head shortly after that. Exhausted from a long day, I fell asleep watching TV... / Todd (narrating): I don't know how long she had been there, but her movements were so light I never felt her touch. / Todd (narrating): Maybe it was the haze of sleep. Maybe it was...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 5, 2009 Todd (narrating): It's a lot easier to think clearly when you don't have hormones pumping through your veins... / Todd (narrating): Still, somehow the warning bells managed to make it through... / Todd: N-no... I can't do this. I'm sorry. / Mischief: Did... did I do something wrong? / Todd: No,...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 7, 2009 Mischief: Take advantage of me? I thought I was-- / Todd:You're not yourself, mischief. You don't know what you're doing. / Mischief: First of all, my name is Misty. You keep talking about this mystical "Mischief," but she has these powers and memories I obviously don't have. As far as I know, she never...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip In my brief life before my temporal journey. I knew nothing but hardship. I learned not o make deep friendships when you may be burying your friends any day. / Since I became an Agent of the Gamester. I've lived an eternity out of time. Aging and ageless all at once. I have known only two constants....
GPF Archive: Monday, October 12, 2009 Todd (narrating): For the next week, we reveled in our romance. Guilt gnawed at my happiness, knowing her memories were not her own but her intoxicating smile always swept it away. / Todd (narrating): Gene at the garage said he could see the change in me. I was the happiest he had ever seen me....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 Todd (narrating): Leaving her there was risky; paramedics may not arrive in time. Moving her was just as risky, but the hospital was just around the corner. I took the chance. / Todd (narrating): Her injuries were grave. Things were broken and ruptured that I never knew existed. They told me up...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 16, 2009 Todd (narrating): Dr. Sehgal was frank: Misty was unlikely to survive the night. It was a miracle I got her there in time, but more miracles were needed. / Todd (narrating): He told me to leave, get some rest. How could I? The weight of the entire cosmos was beginning to rush in upon me. / Todd...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, October 19, 2009 Todd (narrating): Hours passed: I don't know how many. I was awakened from an uneasy sleep by a hand on my shoulder. The feel, the weight was familiar, as was the voice when it spoke. / Gamester: Sometimes, in order to regain what was once lost, we must lose what we currently have. / Todd: Wha--? / Dr....
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Todd sits at Mischief's bedside, the scene being black with white silhouettes, and there being a green heart rate display]] / [[Mischief's heart rate becomes more erratic and Todd leans forward]] / [[Mischief's heart rate wildly fluctuates and then flatlines as Todd gets up]] / [[Todd buries his...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 23, 2009 Mischief is lying in bed. Todd Wellington is beside holding her hand, unsure if she will ever wake up again. / Mischief wiggles her fingers. / Mischief opens her eyes. Todd is surprised to see her awake. / Mischief: I'm back Didja miss me?
GPF Archive: Monday, October 26, 2009 Todd (narrating): Mischief explained as best she could. Her "human" form was like a chrysalis, a "vessel" in which her regenerated form could heal. She was good as new and at full strength. / Todd (narrating): She revealed that it was indeed The Gamester who spoke to me through the doctor, and it...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 28, 2009 Mischief: Now all we need to do is find the boss, help him regenerate, and then we can track ol' Pande-Dummy-Um down and fry his tuckus / Mischief: Just wait and see what we've got in store for you, mister ugly! / [[Mischief thrusts up her fists in to the air, causing her hospital gown to part in the...
 

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