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| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 30, 2009 | Man 1: We want to see the aliens who landed in the desert!!
/ Man 2: We know you brought them here!!
/ General: I assure you!! There are no aliens!! Nor do we have any alien spacecraft on this base!! / Soldier 1: I'm certain I heard someone in here!!
/ Soldier 2: I know!! I heard it, too!! / The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090830.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | WEATHER BALLOON ?!?!
/ That's right!! After a thorough investigation, we've ascertained that the object locals saw land in the desert was indeed nothing more than a downed WEATHER BALLOON!! / I smell a cover-up!!
/ Me, too!! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090831.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 1, 2009 | Father: Otto, have you seen this article about locals claiming to have seen an alien spacecraft land in the desert?! Turns out it was nothing more than a downed weather balloon!!
/ Mother: Of course, it was a weather balloon!! Right Otto?!? / Mother: We all know there's no such thing as aliens!!
/ Father:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090901.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 | [[Professor Wisebottom, present time, finishes his story for Nick and Ki]]
/ Ki: Wait a minute. You're meaning to tell us the famous Roswell aliens were really time travelers from 2002, and you helped the get home by fixing their time machine?
/ Wisebottom: Yup. That was me. / [[Nick and Ki look at... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090902.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 3, 2009 | [[Nick and Ki continue to hash out the implications of Uncle Wisebottom's story about the visiting time machine]]
/ Nick: So whatever became of this other time machine,
/ Uncle Wise? I can only assume no news is good news.
/ Wisebottom: That's not necessarily a safe assumption. / [[Wisebottom ponders... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090903.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 4, 2009 | [[Uncle Wisebottom, Ki, and Nick stand around after Wisebottom finished his story]]
/ Wisebottom: Well, that's that. I've said my farewells, I've packed up my belongings, and it's time to catch my flight.
/ Nick: What, no teleporter? / [[Ki helps Wisebottom with his bag]]
/ Ki: Have a safe trip, Otto.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090904.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 5, 2009 | [[A jet plane is in the air]]
/ Flight attendant (off-panel): I'm sorry, sir, but the use of cellular telephones is not permitted while we're in flight.
/ Wisebottom (off-panel): Oh, it's not a cell phone... / [[Wisebottom shows the flight attendant his device]]
/ Wisebottom: While it taps into the cellular... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090905.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | {{strip is vertical, rather than the usual horizontal layout}}
/ [[An emergency room. Todd runs in, carrying Mischief. He's got bloodstains all over his clothes; she's got blood dripping down all over her body too, including from the side of her head. (Two others, apparently a male doctor and a female... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090907.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Todd and Mischief appear to be back in the Celestial Nursery. Todd carries the limp body of Mischief as it flickers]]
/ Todd (narrating): Pandemonium's attack was severe. Mischief's life energy lay on the cusp of evaporation. I knew she had only one chance. / Todd: Still in the Celestial Nursery,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090909.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | I don't know why the nursery began to crumble, but crumble it did. With no way of escape, I was certain I was doomed / Mischief emerged, apparently healed but unconscious. She might survive if the nursery collapsed, but I certainly wouldn't. / Just as suddenly a portal appeared. No catalyst in sight.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090911.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 14, 2009 | Todd (narrating): The portal collapsed as quickly as it appeared. Even if the nursery were not destroyed, we certainly weren't going back. / Todd (narrating): I had no idea when and where we were, but it seemed like Earth, from about my parents' time. Which Earth, of course, was impossible to tell.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090914.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | her memories were gone. A complete blank slate. We needed somewhere to talk, to try and sort things out. We found a small diner nearby. / She said she was starving, and she ate like she'd never eaten in her life. She probably hadn't. What was more surprising were the couple hundred bucks in my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090916.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | TODD, NARRATING: OUR BEST HOPE WAS TO LAY LOW. AT LEAST UNTIL MISCHIEF'S MEMORIES RETURNED. TO MY SURPRISE, SHE EASILY ACQUIRED A JOB AT THE DINER, PROBABLY TO RECOUP OUR INITIAL BILL / TODD: I WAS HIRED AS A MECHANIC AT A NEARBY GARAGE. ALL THAT TIME IN THE RESISTANCE FIXING THINGS PAID OFF. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090918.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 21, 2009 | [[Mischief is creating a greasy spoon]]
/ Todd (Narrator): Mischief adopted the name ?Misty?, although I can?t imagine where she came up with it. Fitting in was difficult for her; it was like watching someone living in a country they had only seen in a bad movie? / [[Mischief is going to club a sandwich... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090921.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Her grasp of human idioms left, well, everything to be desired...
/ Mischief: Bring up your head!
/ Todd: Yipe! / Todd: Why are you throwing raw meat at me?
/ Mischief: It's bacon! I'm bringin' it home! / Mischief: I bought these cute clothes to dress the chicken in, and this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090923.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 25, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Yet I knew something else was wrong. The signs were there, if only I had paid attention...
/ Mischief: Roses! / Mischief: I've always hears you should stop and spell the roses, but "rose" isn't that hard of a word to spell. Smelling them is much more fun... / Mischief: OW!
/ Todd:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090925.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 28, 2009 | Todd (narrating): The rose incident held deep implications. Not only was she without her memories or powers, but she was mortal. I couldn't begin to understand how, but this opened a whole new boatload of concerns. / Todd (narrating): If she could be hurt, she could also die. Suddenly she seemed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090928.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Another problem began to arise, one I never anticipated...
/ Mischief: And I made you lunch! It's a loaf of meat!
/ Todd: Uh, thanks. / Mischief: Have a good day, Todd. Have fun lubing drive shafts or whatever it is you do. / Body shop owner: Woowee! No question 'bout that girlfriend... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090930.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 2, 2009 | Todd (narrating): It came to a head shortly after that. Exhausted from a long day, I fell asleep watching TV... / Todd (narrating): I don't know how long she had been there, but her movements were so light I never felt her touch. / Todd (narrating): Maybe it was the haze of sleep. Maybe it was... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091002.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 5, 2009 | Todd (narrating): It's a lot easier to think clearly when you don't have hormones pumping through your veins... / Todd (narrating): Still, somehow the warning bells managed to make it through...
/ Todd: N-no... I can't do this. I'm sorry. / Mischief: Did... did I do something wrong?
/ Todd: No,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091005.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 7, 2009 | Mischief: Take advantage of me? I thought I was--
/ Todd:You're not yourself, mischief. You don't know what you're doing. / Mischief: First of all, my name is Misty. You keep talking about this mystical "Mischief," but she has these powers and memories I obviously don't have. As far as I know, she never... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091007.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | In my brief life before my temporal journey. I knew nothing but hardship. I learned not o make deep friendships when you may be burying your friends any day. / Since I became an Agent of the Gamester. I've lived an eternity out of time. Aging and ageless all at once. I have known only two constants.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091009.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 12, 2009 | Todd (narrating): For the next week, we reveled in our romance. Guilt gnawed at my happiness, knowing her memories were not her own but her intoxicating smile always swept it away. / Todd (narrating): Gene at the garage said he could see the change in me. I was the happiest he had ever seen me.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091012.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Leaving her there was risky; paramedics may not arrive in time. Moving her was just as risky, but the hospital was just around the corner. I took the chance. / Todd (narrating): Her injuries were grave. Things were broken and ruptured that I never knew existed. They told me up... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091014.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 16, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Dr. Sehgal was frank: Misty was unlikely to survive the night. It was a miracle I got her there in time, but more miracles were needed. / Todd (narrating): He told me to leave, get some rest. How could I? The weight of the entire cosmos was beginning to rush in upon me. / Todd... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091016.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 19, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Hours passed: I don't know how many. I was awakened from an uneasy sleep by a hand on my shoulder. The feel, the weight was familiar, as was the voice when it spoke. / Gamester: Sometimes, in order to regain what was once lost, we must lose what we currently have.
/ Todd: Wha--? / Dr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091019.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Todd sits at Mischief's bedside, the scene being black with white silhouettes, and there being a green heart rate display]] / [[Mischief's heart rate becomes more erratic and Todd leans forward]] / [[Mischief's heart rate wildly fluctuates and then flatlines as Todd gets up]] / [[Todd buries his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091021.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 23, 2009 | Mischief is lying in bed. Todd Wellington is beside holding her hand, unsure if she will ever wake up again. / Mischief wiggles her fingers. / Mischief opens her eyes. Todd is surprised to see her awake. / Mischief: I'm back Didja miss me? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091023.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 26, 2009 | Todd (narrating): Mischief explained as best she could. Her "human" form was like a chrysalis, a "vessel" in which her regenerated form could heal. She was good as new and at full strength. / Todd (narrating): She revealed that it was indeed The Gamester who spoke to me through the doctor, and it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091026.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 28, 2009 | Mischief: Now all we need to do is find the boss, help him regenerate, and then we can track ol' Pande-Dummy-Um down and fry his tuckus / Mischief: Just wait and see what we've got in store for you, mister ugly! / [[Mischief thrusts up her fists in to the air, causing her hospital gown to part in the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091028.html |
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