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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-19-2010 | Nick: So who are these "stars" we're supposed to be dancing with?
/ Ki: No one knows yet. They're keeping a really tight lid on things this season. / Sharon: Yeah. Usually there are leaks and rumors, but this year it's been really quiet. Some folks theorize that means they've got someone really... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100319.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-22-2010 | Sharon: Hurry! The show is starting! They're announcing the couples.
/ Ki: Sorry. I had to pick up these snacks on the way.
/ Announcer: Buzz Aldrin and his partner, Ashly Delgrosso! / Ki: We're not going to bother his highness?
/ Sharon: No. He's in his own little mobile world right now.
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100322.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-24-2010 | Ki: Fred. They got Fred on "Dancing With The Stars"...
/ Sharon: But... He... How... Where... No... How... How...? / Ki: I don't get it. Fred can't dance! He has no arms! He has no feet! How do they expect him to...?
/ Fooker: What did you say Nick called this show? "Dancing With The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100324.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-26-2010 | Tom Bergeron: Here on "Dancing With The Stars" we've always had some... unusual selections of contestants. But this season, we have one star who certainly hopes not to be defeated... Especially since he doesn't have any feet. / Tom Bergeron: You've had some unique challenges to overcome just to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100326.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-29-2010 | Announcer: Dancing the Viennese Waltz, Fred Physarum and his partner, Cheryl Burke! / Both Sharon and Ki wince at what they see on the TV. / Ki: I hope they mop up that floor during the commercial break...
/ Sharon: They'll never get those stains out of her outfit... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100329.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-31-2010 | Tom Bergeron: That was... interesting! Let's get the judges reaction. Len, let's start with you. / Len Goodman: I... I have no words. It is, by far, the worst Viennese Waltz I have ever seen. You were all over the place, and I can't even begin to talk about your footwork... because you didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100331.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-2-2010 | Announcer: And now for our judges scores... Carrie Ann Inaba...
/ Carrie Ann Inaba: 2.
/ Announcer: Len Goodman...
/ Len Goodman: 2.
/ Announcer: Bruno Tonioli...
/ Bruno Tonioli: 8! / Ki: A 12? Really? I can't believe they scored it that high...
/ Sharon: Actually, I didn't think it was all that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100402.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-5-2010 | Sharon: Well, there's the number to vote for Fred.
/ Ki: The question is: should we vote for him? / Ki: That dance was... well, wasn't. Let's face it: he doesn't have a Microsoft exec's chance in a Linux expo. But he's our friend. We ought to help him any way we can. / Sharon: He may be your... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100405.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-7-2010 | The next day...
/ Ki: The results show is always full of fluff. We really ought to DVR this and fast forward to the good stuff.
/ Sharon: Who do you think will be eliminated? / Ki: I don't know. My bet is that Even Lysacek will be the frontrunner. He's a figure skater, so he's got that whole Kristi... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100407.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-9-2010 | Various tabloid headlines read:
/ "DWTS SHOCKER: PHYSARUM OUSTS LYSACEK"
/ "FRED IN, EVAN OUT
/ Rumors Fly of DWTS Fix
/ Did ABC rig results to keep boring blob in?" / Newscaster: A spokesperson for the show refused to comment on allegations that the audience vote was rigged to keep Physarum in the competition... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100409.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-12-2010 | Ki: Sharon! Fred responded to my text message and he's on Skype right now!
/ Sharon: Really? / Ki: Fred. I'm back, and I've got Sharon.
/ Fred: Hola chicas! What's the time difference there? Three hours? / Ki: Never mind that. What is the deal with the votes? How in the world did you beat... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100412.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-14-2010 | Ki: Fred, Evan got a 21! You got a hotly contested 12! There's no way you got enough audience votes to bump him out of the competition.
/ Fred: Thanks for the vote of confidence. / Fred: Look, everything's cool. After the show, I asked them to do a recount. All the votes were legit. Don't ask... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100414.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-16-2010 | Cheryl Burke: OK, break time's over! Time to work on the paso doble, Fred! / Cheryl Burke: I'm still new at reading slime mold expressions, but you don't look happy.
/ Fred: Everyone is saying I rigged the vote to beat Lysacek. / Fred: Look I know I'm a long shot, and I know I'm "unconventional",... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100416.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-19-2010 | The following week...
/ Announcer: Before we begin this week, one of our contestants has an important announcement. / Fred: Since last week, there's been a lot of controversy over my beating out Evan. While no one who has actually seen the vote count contests it, I've decided to withdraw from the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100419.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-21-2010 | Several days later...
/ Ki: So you're completely done with the show?
/ Fred: Well, I have to go back for the finale, but that's about it. / Fred: Of course, I've already done Jimmy Kimmel, but I'll probably be on the talk show circuit for weeks. I'm just lucky to have a day or two at home between... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100421.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-23-2010 | Socrates (thinking): Finally! I was beginning to wonder if he'd ever give up! It never was part of his nature. / Socrates (thinking): It took every resource I had, pulling every string available. Such primitive technology was simple to hack, but I risked too much. I nearly exposed myself. / Socrates... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100423.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-26-2010 | Nicole: It should only be a few days. I don't see why we couldn't have done a teleconference, but Mr. Urbanski insisted I go in person. / Dwayne: It's OK, honey. Things have picked up for you since you won Fred's case. You're a senior partner! Sydney and I will survive. The house will still be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100426.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-28-2010 | Nicole: Time to catch my flight. Be good for Daddy, Sydney. I love you!
/ Sydney: Love ya, Mom! / Nicole: Love you, dear. Remember, no pizza for dinner every night, and non compromising on bedtime.
/ Dwayne: Please, I know the rules. I helped set them.
/ Nicole: Uh huh. / Dwayne: Bye, dear! ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100428.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-30-2010 | [[Dwayne and Sydney appear to be playing tennis on Wii Sports. Dwayne is breaking a sweat, while Sydney swings her controller with a casual, almost bored expression.]]
/ Dwayne: So how was school today?
/ Sydney: Oh, OK, I guess...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100430.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 4-30-2010 | [[Dwayne and Sydney appear to be playing tennis on Wii Sports. Dwayne is breaking a sweat, while Sydney swings her controller with a casual, almost bored expression.]]
/ Dwayne: So how was school today?
/ Sydney: Oh, OK, I guess...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100430.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-3-2010 | Sydney: Seriously Daddy! I don't think I understand thing whole boys versus girls thing. / Sydney: I know I'm not like other girls. I'm not into dolls or playing house or dressing up in pink frilly things. I'd rather play video games, do stuff on the computer, or dig up gross things in the backyard.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100503.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-5-2010 | Sydney: Honestly, I don't see why boys and girls have to be so different.
/ Dwayne: Well, it's... complicated. / Sydney: It's almost like we're two different species. Everything we do seems the opposite of the other. And when somebody like me comes along and doesn't fit either mold, it all goes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100505.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-7-2010 | Dwayne: Look, sweetie. Lots of people have pondered why boys and girls are so different. Don't expect to figure that answer out any time soon.
/ Sydney: I suppose you're right, Daddy. / Sydney: I guess it's one of life's great mysteries, kind of like the whole "three bears paradox".
/ Dwayne: The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100507.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Outside the Supply Closet]]
/ Patty: There you are, Ki. Dwayne called to say he'll be in Springfield today and he won't make your meeting at noon.
/ Ki: Thanks, Patty. / [[Inside the Supply Closet]]
/ Patty: By the way, have you been able to find any rubber bands?
/ Ki: No. This is the sixth empty box... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100510.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-12-2010 | ZING
/ POK / THWIP / Scott: Tim, I need you to review the requirements for this--
/ Tim: DUCK! / SNAP http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100512.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-14-2010 | ZING / Tim: Wait! I hear someone--
/ TWONG / SPROING / Fooker: To quote Bugs Bunny, "Of course, you realize this means war." http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100514.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-17-2010 | THWIP
/ TWOING / Patty: And just what testosterone-fueled display of immaturity have I stumbled upon this time?
/ Scott: We are engaged in mortal combat for the honor and glory of latex supremacy. / Patty: So that's where all the rubber bands went. So who are the infidels in this jihad?
/ Scott: ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100517.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-19-2010 | Tim: I though you called this a "testosterone-fueled display of--"
/ Patty: Dexter must die.
/ Tim: Oookaaay... / Fooker: Sharon! Look out! / KERSNAP
/ Sharon: Yeouch! / Fooker: You monsters! I shall avenge you, my love!
/ Sharon: It's just a flesh wound, Rambo. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100519.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: You keep working, sweetie. I'll pick up some lunch and bring it back for both of us. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100521.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-24-2010 | SLAM / Trudy: Is... there something I can help you with, Ki?
/ Ki: It's a war zone out there. The others are having a rubber band war, and I... / (silence) / Ki: Well... isn't this awkward. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100524.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-26-2010 | Fooker: All right, people. Status report.
/ Dexter: The others are spread out, searching for us. Ki and Trudy are non-combatants and locked down. / Fooker: Drat. We're too evenly matched. Those girls won't be any help.
/ Dexter: We could always enlist Nick. / Fooker: Absolutely not! You do... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100526.html |
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