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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-6-2010 | Customer: Thanks for the information, Mr. Smith. I think you've answered all my questions.
/ Dexter: No problem. / Ki: Are you feeling any better? Did sitting down help any?
/ Dexter: Yeah... I think so. I think I'm coming down with something. / Ki: Well, Dwayne wants a report of how things... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100806.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-9-2010 | Dexter: I hope... Ki gets back... with that food soon...
/ Trudy: Is your... blood sugar low or something? / Dexter: No, just some... heart burn. A little... bland food will... soak up acid...
/ Trudy: Patty, get over here. / Trudy: Get him out to the snack area and get him something to settle... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100809.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Dexter: NOT SURE... THIS IS HEART... BURN. GETTING ...NAUSEOUS... LIGHT-HEADED...
/ Patty: LOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUKE, LET'S NOT DO IT ON THE CON FLOOR. / Dexter: PAIN... IN LEFT ARM... CHEST... TIGHT... CAN'T... BREATHE... / Patty: TIGHTNESS OF CHEST, PAIN IN THE LEFT ARM, SHORTNESS OF BREATH, NAUSEA,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100811.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter faints, taking Patty down with him.]] / Patty: Gha! Dex! You're crushing me! I?I think you broke my leg! / Patty: Dex, wake up! Ooowww! Wake up, you blockhead! Ow ow ow! This is no place to take a nap! / Patty: You better not die on me, you big lummox, or I'll kill you! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100813.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-16-2010 | Patty: Ow! Tux's beak, Ki! Are you trying to hit every single pot hole?
/ Ki: There was only one ambulance available. Just hang on. / Ki: A heart attack! Why didn't we see the signs? It was so obvious! Oh, God, I hope they get him to the hospital in time... / Patty: Don't die, you big, fat... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100816.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 | Dexter is lying on a stretcher with an oxygen tube attached to his head and heart monitoring probes attached to his chest. / Patty is lying on a stretcher with a splint wrapped around her left leg. Her face is grimaced in pain. / Ki: Are you ok? I mean, Patty will be fine and I'm worried about Dex... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100818.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-20-2010 | Doctor: The good news is that it's a clean fracture, not crushed. You simply landed on it wrong when you and your friend fell. It should heal fairly quickly. / Patty: I don't care about me. What about Dexter? Will he be all right?
/ Doctor: I'm afraid I haven't heard anything yet. We're pretty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100820.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-23-2010 | Ki: We'll be back, Patty. We'll see if we can find out anything about Dex. / Trudy: I hate to bring it up, but should one of us head back to the convention center and man the booth? / Ki: Not yet. Not until we know what's going on. Let's check in on Dex and then make a decision. / Akhilesh:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100823.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-25-2010 | Ki: Well, he's in surgery. They're performing angioplasty now. They still say he'll do well, but I can tell they're trying to keep our hopes up. / Trudy: I'm sorry, Ki. He said it was just heartburn, so I believed him. I was too caught up in my sales pitch and pawned him off on Patty. I should... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100825.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 27, 2010 | [[Ki and Trudy in hospital corridor, Trudy looking around nervously.]]
/ Kit: What is *with* you? Ever since we got to the hospital, you've been like a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory. / [[The pair approach a bend in the corridor. A shadow appears on the opposite wall.]]
/ Ki: If I didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100827.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 30, 2010 | Female Doctor: Well, ma'am. It looks like we're as finished here as we can be. You'll be off that leg for at least six weeks. You'll need to see your regular physician to track your progress.
/ Patty: Thanks. / Female Doctor: I haven't seen your other two friends for a while. But your friend... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100830.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 1, 2010 | Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: Ah... you must be Mr. Smith's friend with the fracture. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: I am Akhilesh. Your friend is resting. He is very weak and he is not out of the forest yet. But I believe he is going to be just fine. Would you like to go in?
/ Patty: Yes. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100901.html |
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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 8, 2010 | [[Trish, Ki, and Trudy walk along the hospital corridor.]]
/ Trish: I-I'm s-sorry I d-don't remember you. I've b-been here a l-long time and I've h-had amnesia. I d-don't even r-remember my n-name. / Trish: (Sheepishly) Are... are we f-friends?
/ Ki: Um, not exactly. It's... complicated. But I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100908.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 10, 2010 | [[Ki, Trish with an IV stand, and Trudy. Trudy looks around anxiously.]]
/ Ki: I promise I'll come back and talk to you again, but right now we need to find our friend.
/ Trish: Oh, I-I understand. I've l-learned to be v-very p-patient as a p-patient. / [[Trudy is still looking around anxiously]]
/ Trish:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100910.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 13, 2010 | [[Patty in wheelchair beside Dexter's bed, speaking to herself.]]
/ Patty: I... I gave Dwayne my two-weeks notice. I told him I had another contract. I lied. I asked my contracting firm to move me to another contract and they refused, so I quit. / [[Patty seen from Dexter's perspective]]
/ Patty:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100913.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 | [[Dexter in hospital bed with oxygen tube in nose, Patty sitting on his left, facing square on. Her left hand is touching his face.]]
/ Patty: Sh.. You need your rest. That can wait until later.
/ Dexter: No... You'll... avoid the topic. I want... to know... / [[Close up of Patty, frowning at herself]]
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100915.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 17, 2010 | [[Dexter in hospital bed with oxygen tube in nose, Patty sitting at his left with eyes squeezed closed, Dexter looking at her a little woozily]]
/ Dexter: So *that's* what all this is about?
/ Patty: Don't patronize me by dismissing it as nothing. I'm a &%#$@, pure and simple. I'm not worth anyone's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100917.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 20, 2010 | [[Trudy is sitting in Ki's arms with her arms around Ki's neck. Trudy is shaking. Ki's hair is frazzled. Trish turns to Doctor Sehgal with her right hand at her mouth.]]
/ Trish: D-doctor Aki! M-my new f-friends here could use y-your help! / [[Trish and Doctor Sehgal: both looking back at the others.]]
/ Trish:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100920.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 22, 2010 | [[Ki lying face down on examining table grimacing in pain, Doctor Sehgal pulling sheet up over her lower regions with left hand, has right index finger at lips. Trudy at left and Trish with IV stand, both facing him.]]
/ Trish: W-will she b-be all right, D-Dr Aki?
/ Doctor: Yes. It is not too bad. / [[Close-up... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100922.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 24, 2010 | [[Trish, departing with IV stand, looks back at Trudy, who leans against the wall with her head down and eyes closed.]]
/ Trish: It's t-time to switch m-my IV, so I'll be b-back in a b-bit. I hope y-your friends w-will all be OK. / [[Doctor Sehgal comes out of door holding booklet in left hand.]]
/ Doctor... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100924.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 9-27-2010 | Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: Your hair... It is not blond. May I ask...?
/ Trudy: Neither, but this is closer to what it was before the grays began to invade. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: This length suits you better. It frames your face nicely.
/ Trudy: Thanks. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: My sister had the most... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100927.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 9-29-2010 | [[Doctor and Trudy leaning against opposite sides of doorway; Trudy has arms crossed and is looking down]]
/ Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: These friends of yours, they are your coworkers, yes?
/ Trudy: Coworkers, yes. I *have* no friends. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: You have *one*. He is quite cross that you did... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100929.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 9-29-2010 | [[Doctor and Trudy leaning against opposite sides of doorway; Trudy has arms crossed and is looking down]]
/ Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: These friends of yours, they are your coworkers, yes?
/ Trudy: Coworkers, yes. I *have* no friends. / Dr. Akhilesh Sehgal: You have *one*. He is quite cross that you did... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100929.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 1, 2010 | [[In the hospital, Doctor Akhilesh Sehgal and Trudy]]
/ Doctor: You have been given a great gift, Trudy. Whether you believe it of God or someone else, a second chance at life is rare and precious.
/ Trudy: I'm ... aware of that. / [[Closeup of Trudy]]
/ Trudy: I'm not ready to join your cult, but I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101001.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 4, 2010 | [[Doctor Akhilesh Sehgal and Trudy facing, doctor holding sheet of paper in left hand, Trudy leaning against door frame with arms crossed]]
/ Doctor: Since I have already treated two of your "friends" today, allow me to write *you* your own prescription... / [[Closeup of both. Sehgal grasps both of Trudy's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101004.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 6, 2010 | [[Left to right: Doctor Akhilesh Sehgal, Trudy, Ki (sitting), Dexter (in bed), Patty (sitting)]]
/ Doctor: Your prognosis is very good, Mr Smith. You have been very fortunate. You are blessed to have observant and quick-thinking friends. / [[Closeup of Dexter smiling faintly and Patty]]
/ Doctor: I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101006.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 10-8-2010 | [[Ki, Trudy, and Patty are finally leaving the hospital. Ki is pushing Patty's wheelchair while Trudy walks beside Ki.]]
/ Ki: Was it my imagination, Trudy, or did I see Patty actually sitting civilly next to Dex?
/ Patty: I don't know what you're talking about. / [[Trudy and Ki exchange mischievous... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101008.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 10-11-2010 | Several days later:
/ Patty: There. Every T crossed and every I dotted.
/ Dwayne: I'm glad you reconsidered, Patty. Welcome to the GPF family. / Dwayne: That was quite an adventure you guys had. How's Dexter?
/ Patty: Argh! Not you too! Look, we are not dating! / Patty: We made peace! That's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101011.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Sharon comes up behind Trudy in the corridor at GPF, smiling]]
/ Sharon: Trudy! Ki told me about the expo! You guys sure had a wild time there! / [[Close up. They are face to face.]
/ Sharon: She also said you mentioned something offhand about needing to talk to me about something. I hope you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101013.html |
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