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GPF Archive: Monday, March 14, 2011	Fooker: Hey, wake up! The movie's over. / Sharon: Gah! Where am I? What happened? / Fooker: You fell asleep. We're still at the movie theater. / Fooker: Let me guess: Another one of those "Harry Barker" Dreams, right? / Sharon: How did you know? / Fooker: You mumbled something about "Dumpingcore" again. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110314.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 3-16-2011	[Fooker and Sharon walk out of the movie theater. Sharon scratches at her side.] / Sharon: I don't know which is more embarrassing, falling asleep during the movie or having another one of those "mother of the geek messiah" dreams... / Fooker: The first says less about your mental stability. / [The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110316.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[It is night in the movie theater parking lot. thePR0PH3T, who is balding, is leaning back against a parked car. He has his left hand in his pocket, thumb out. Scott, alias Zero One, is walking towards him, also with hands in pockets.]] / thePR0PH3T: I came as soon as you called, Zero One. / Scott:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110318.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 3-21-2011	[Nick and Mr. Jones, a manager from Goodman Rubber, a client of GPF Software, walk out of a conference room, presumably in the Goodman Rubber office building. Others file out of the room behind them, spreading out down the hallway.] / Mr. Jones: Great job as always, Nick! It sounds like our project... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110321.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 23, 2011	Dwayne: It's good to hear that Goodman Rubber is pleased with our progress. Anything else I need to hear? / Nick: Well there IS one more thing... / Nick: You may recall that Mr. Jones' son founded a web 2.0 start-up a while back. It didn't pan out, so he's starting from scratch. He's looking for experienced... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110323.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick and Dwayne are speaking to each other; Nick scratches his neck to indicate discomfort]] / Dwayne: We're not set up for mobile development. We're classically a client-server shop, although we've done a lot more web apps with AJAX in recent years. / Nick: I've been thinking about that. / Nick: This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110325.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick and Dwayne are speaking to each other; Nick scratches his neck to indicate discomfort]] / Dwayne: We're not set up for mobile development. We're classically a client-server shop, although we've done a lot more web apps with AJAX in recent years. / Nick: I've been thinking about that. / Nick: This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110325.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-28-2011	[[The team is gathered in a conference room for a staff meeting. Sharon, Fooker, Dexter, and Ki are visible seated at the table while Nick stands, presiding. Dwayne watches from the corner. Nick passes out a document as he speaks.]] / Nick: OK, folks. You've got the spec in front of you. I've worked... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110328.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 3-28-2011	[[The team is gathered in a conference room for a staff meeting. Sharon, Fooker, Dexter, and Ki are visible seated at the table while Nick stands, presiding. Dwayne watches from the corner. Nick passes out a document as he speaks.]] / Nick: OK, folks. You've got the spec in front of you. I've worked... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110328.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 3-30-2011	[[The GPF team files out of the conference room in small groups or pairs. The first to exit are Dwayne, Nick, and Ki. Dexter is visible behind them.]] / Dwayne: If nothing else, Nick, it looks like you've got them all fired up. / Ki: I just hope we can pull this off. We're really out of our element. / [[Next,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110330.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-1-2011	[[Nick stands in the conference room pointing to diagrams on the marker board while Scott, Ki, and Dwayne look on.]] / Nick (narrating): Over the next several weeks, we became immersed in our new project. Everything else fell to the wayside. GPF lived and breathed this new app. / [[Dexter codes furiously... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110401.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dwayne enters Nick's office, opening the door with his left hand while carrying a sheet of paper in his right hand. Nick is leaning forward at his desk with a very worried expression. His right index finding is pointer to something on the bottom right of his screen.]] / Dwayne: So, how goes the deployment? / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110404.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Fooker enters the office, frowning. He is holding a mobile phone in his right hand. Dwayne and Nick turn to face him.]] / Fooker: Trouble in the Android market, chief. / Dwayne: Now what's happened? / [[Fooker holds up the phone. On the screen we can see an application page from the Android Market,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110406.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-8-2011	[[Nick, Fooker, and Dwayne walk down a hallway within the GPF offices. Dwayne is absorbed by looking at the Android Market page for GPF's mobile app on Fooker's phone, while Fooker is obviously still angry. Nick leads and looks back over his shoulder as he speaks.]] / Nick: Maybe Dex is having better... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110408.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-11-2011	[[Dwayne and Nick walk into Tim's office. Dwayne is obviously worried. Tim is seated, apparently facing his computer, but turns to address the others as they enter.]] / Dwayne: Tim, please tell us the webOS client is doing better than the others... / Tim: Well, I can't speak for everyone else, but what... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110411.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-13-2011	[[In a conference room within GPF's offices, Sharon, Fooker, Nick, and Ki stand encircling Dwayne, who is seated at the conference table with his head in his hands.]] / Dwayne: This project has been a disaster! Nothing has gone exactly as we planned. / Nick: Well, a lot of these issues were out of our... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110413.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-15-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Ki: Dwayne really took this mobile app failure hard. / Fooker: He'll bounce back. Besides, we still got paid, right? / Nick: Well, lessons learned. We can do mobile development. We just need more research and experience. / Dexter: It wasn't hard,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110415.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-18-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Patty (thinking): OK. "Dex, here's those old games I told you about. I know you liked them, so I thought I'd let you borrow them." That sounds good. / Patty (thinking): Good grief, I sound like some lovesick teen. "OMG, what if he doesn't like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110418.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-20-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Dexter: Patty! Sorry, I wasn't expecting you. Come on in! / Patty: I... brought those games I told you about. / Dexter: Aw, man, I haven't played any of these in years! I bet I can use DOSBox to get them to work. / Patty: Well, I don't want them... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110420.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-22-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Lynn: We were just setting up for game night. Our other players will be arriving any minute. / Patty: Oh, well, in that case... / Dexter: Oh, I was about to tell you. Brad called. His car broke down and Kris' is still in the shop. It looks like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110422.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-25-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Patty: I don't "do" role-playing. / Lynn: Oh, it's not that hard. We can play with a simpler rule set just to make it easier. / Patty: No, I had a... bad experience not too long ago which I don't care to repeat. / Dexter: This is nothing like "Bog... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110425.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-27-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Lynn: The first thing we need to do is roll up a character. What class would you like to be? / Patty: Class? / Dexter: Fighter, wizard, thief... / Patty: I don't know. A wizard, I guess? They're supposed to be the closest thing to a medieval scientist,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110427.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 4-29-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Dexter: OK. You each have been ambushed separately by a band of roaming orcs. You were taken by surprise in your sleep and knocked unconscious by a powerful magical sleep powder. / Dexter: You awaken in the same cell of an underground dungeon and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110429.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-2-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Dexter: Congratulations! You just survived your first battle! The orc guard falls next to the dead jailer. / Patty: Can we take its keys? They may prove useful. / Dexter: Done. / Dexter: As you retrieve the keys, a whisper calls from the cell beyond.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110502.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-4-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Dexter: As you exit the keep, Keldar announces, "There's a passage past this cliff to the east. We can lose the orcs there. They don't know about it." / Lynn: Sounds good to me. / Lynn: As we move along, I ask Keldar, "What's your story? How did... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110504.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-6-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Dexter: With the orcs in hot pursuit, you reach the end of the corridor and a barred gate. Keldar reaches it first. / Lynn: I fire off another salvo of arrows. / Patsy: I do the same. / Dexter: As you pause for your attack, Keldar leaps through the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110506.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-9-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]] / Patty: Of all the cheap, dirty tricks... / Lynn: Yes, it was! Pretty fun, wasn't it? / Patty: You enjoyed that?! He tricked and betrayed us! / Lynn: I know! Dex can be a lot sneakier and trickier than he looks, especially as a DM. / Lynn: It's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110509.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-11-2011	[[Note from Jeff: Needs more descriptions of visuals]] / Lynn: So... How did you two meet? / Patty: It... was a horribly botched blind date. We got over it. You? / Lynn: We met at a speed date event. Also botched. But that was my fault. We've since become friends and mostly just get together for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20110511.html

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