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| GPF Archive: Monday, July 24, 2000 | [[An upside down, extreme closeup of Nick's face]]
/ Narrator: FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE
/ Nick (thinking) It all started with that mysterious phone call to Fooker. Ki and I thought he might be in trouble, so we followed him. Then, the nut pulled a GUN on us! / [[Still upside down, but less extreme]]
/ Nick(thinking):... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000724.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 25, 2000 | [[Nick is surrounded by beautiful women in bikinis that are fauning over him]]
/ Mysterious voice: Are you... COMFORTABLE, Nick?
/ Nick: Oh, I think so... / Mysterious voice: Are you enjoying yourself?
/ Nick: Mmm... You could say that... / [[The scene widens, showing Ki in a bikini of her own, looking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000725.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 26, 2000 | [[Nick stands to face Ki, as the other women leave the room looking confused]]
/ Ki: You seem to be enjoying your self a little too much here in the "Hot chicks room"...
/ Nick: That's not fair Ki, I was disoriented.
/ Ki: Uh HUH. / Nick: I find YOUR change of attire quite interesting... Not that I'm complaining...
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000726.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 27, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki find themselves unaware of their location. Brought here by Fooker, they plan to get some information.]]
/ Ki: Fooker!
/ Fooker: Hey gang, I --
/ Nick: Out with it, buster. We want an explanation, NOW. / Fooker: Okay, you got me. I'll confess. I'm really a secret agent. My job at GPF... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000727.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 28, 2000 | [[Nick, Ki and Fooker are all walking through the U.G.A. headquarters.]]
/ Nick: So you mean to tell us you're really a secret agent?!
/ Fooker: Yep. Been one for years. In fact, you're in the U.G.A. headquarters right now. / Nick: U.G.A.?
/ Fooker: The Undisclosed Government Agency
/ Ki: So why were... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000728.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 29, 2000 | [[Nick, Ki and Fooker continue to walk through the U.G.A. All of the doors they pass are labelled "door."]]
/ Fooker: As a secret agent, I've been called upon to save the world on numerous occasions.
/ Nick: Like when, hot shot? / [[The group stops at an elevator, and Fooker presses the down button]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000729.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 31, 2000 | [[Ki, Nick and Fooker are walking in the U.G.A. headquarters]]
/ Narrator: For those who came in late: Lured by a mysterious phone call, Nick and Ki have just learned Fooker is really a secret agent.
/ Fooker: Now I'll show you where I get my orders...
/ [[Fooker presses a button on the wall]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000731.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 1, 2000 | [[Nick, Ki and Fooker are in a convenience store that is actually a front for the U.G.A. They are standing next to a cantaloupe stand]]
/ Fooker: Ah... now to find out my next assignment...
/ [[Fooker grabs a cantaloupe and presses a button. Nick looks confused.]] / [[Amadeus' voice comes from the cantaloupe]]
/ Amadeus:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000801.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 2, 2000 | [[Fooker is holding an information packet.]]
/ Fooker: Ah yes... "Moldfinger," my old nemesis. We've never met in person, but I've stopped his evil plans before. / [[Nick appears to be reading a dossier on "Moldfinger." in the place a picture would be is a large question mark.]]
/ Fooker: Our sources... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000802.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 3, 2000 | Nick and Ki: Coming with you?!
/ Fooker: Yep. You two know too much, and I like ya too much to have to kill ya. / Fooker: So I'll make you honorary double-oh-sevens. I'll get you kewl gadgets and weapons and even nifty code names. / Fooker: Nick can be Alex Blighter, Ki will be Pennymoney...
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000803.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 4, 2000 | Nick: I don't know which is harder to believe... Fooker is a secret agent, or we've actually agreed to help him.
/ Ki: It's not like he gave us much choice... / Nick: If this is a big hoax, we'll surely be embarassed and angry. If it's real, we stand a high probability of not getting out of this alive...
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000804.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 5, 2000 | [[James Bond Opener: Fooker stands in the foreground wearing a tuxedo and holding a gun in his right hand, barrel pointing up, elbow braced in his left hand. Collage "shot" of Nick wearing a tuxedo and a confused look, drawn as if he was seen through the barrel of a gun]]
/ Voice-over theme song: There... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000805.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 7, 2000 | [[Fooker, Ki, and Nick are standing on a balcony overlooking a crowded Middle Eastern city.]]
/ Narrator: _For those who came in late_: Nick and Ki have found themselves forced to aid Fooker, who is really a secret agent...
/ Fooker: Ah, Istanbul!
/ Nick: Fooker... / [[Close-up of Fooker, Ki, and Nick.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000807.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 8, 2000 | Fooker [[leaning forward with his forearms resting against the railing]]: While we're in Istanbul, we'll hopefully pick up some information on Moldfinger's hideout...
/ Nick [[looks behind him over his right shoulder]]: Ki...? / [[Nick's hair stands on end, his tie pulls a Dilbert, and his glasses vanish.]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000808.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 9, 2000 | Nick: We have to save Ki from that big thug!
/ Fooker: Uh, I hate to break it to you, lover boy, but... / Fooker: Ouch... / Nick: Or...she can take care of herself...
/ Fooker: Breaking his foot was bad, but did she have to go for the groin so many times...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000809.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 10, 2000 | Nick: Ki! Are you okay?!
/ Fooker: Mugsy Malcontent? Not exactly the assassin I expected... / Ki: Yeah, but I think I broke a nail.
/ Fooker: Hmm... chronic athlete's foot. He works for Moldfinger, all right. / Nick: What's that horrible smell?
/ [[Fooker holds up odor eater shoe insert that is curiously... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000810.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 11, 2000 | [[Ki, Nick, and Fooker are running through Istanbul]]
/ Fooker: Quick! We have to make a getaway in my spy car!!!
/ Nick: Is it some really kewl sports car, like a Ferrari or Porsche? / Fooker: Um... not exactly.... / Fooker: It's an armor-plated six-year-old Volvo that gets four miles per gallon.
/ [[Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000811.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 12, 2000 | < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000812.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 14, 2000 | Narrator: __For those who came in late:__ Nick, Ki, and Fooker are hot on the trail of the notorious Moldfinger.
/ Nick [?]: That note we swiped off that thug said to come to the Colosseum in Rome. We're here, so now what? / Fooker: All super villians have secret panels in conspicuous places that lead... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000814.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 15, 2000 | [[Ki, Nick and Fooker are standing in a doorway at the top of a set of stairs that lead down into a cave system. There is a torch burning on the wall.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000815.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 16, 2000 | Fooker: We're surrounded by bloodthirsty she-ninjas dressed as French maids! Quick, Nick! We must use our masculine charisma to seduce them to survive!
/ Nick: Uh... Well, okay...
/ Ki: U don't think so, buster... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000816.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 17, 2000 | [[Fooker, Nick and Ki are being escorted through a cavern system by She-ninjas dressed as French Maids.]]
/ Fooker: Thanks a lot, Ki. If you had let me and Nick seduce these ninjas, we may not have gotten captured.
/ Nick: I wasn't going to do it anyway, Fooker, so just drop it. / Fooker: We all must... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000817.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 18, 2000 | Fooker: This must be Moldfinger's lair...
/ Moldfinger: Quite correct, Mr. Baud... / Moldfinger: At last, we have the pleasure of meeting face to face. Pity such a rendezvous will end with your death... / Fooker: I know that voice...
/ Ki: S-so do I...!
/ Nick: You DO? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000818.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 19, 2000 | James Baud/Fooker: So we meet at last, Moldfinger. What's your vile scheme this week?
/ Moldfinger: Now, now, Mr. Baud. Where are your manners? Introduce me to your friends first. / Ki: I KNOW that voice... but it CAN'T be...
/ Nick: It's familiar, but who-- / Ki and Nick: SEAN CONNERY IS MOLDFINGER?
/ Moldfinger/Sean... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000819.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 21, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki encounter Moldfinger dressed in a tuxedo. Ki is dumbfounded]]
/ NARRATOR: FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE: NEW SECRET AGENTS NICK, KI, AND FOOKER TRACK DOWN THE SINISTER MOLDFINGER, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE IS REALLY:
/ KI: SEAN CONNERY?
/ NICK: YOU'RE REALLY MOLDFINGER?
/ SEAN CONNERY: BUT OF COURSE. /
/ [[Nice... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000821.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 22, 2000 | [[Fooker, frowning, Ki & Nick are talking to Sean Connery]]
/ Fooker : As part of your super villain code, you are required to reveal your diabolical plot before trying to kill us, Moldfinger.
/ Sean : But of course. / [[Fooker, Ki, Nick and Sean are shown in sillhoutte whilst Sean gestures to a huge... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000822.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 | MoldFinger: Once I have brainwashed the world through my films, taking control will be easy. Of course, you three will have to be eliminated, I'm afraid. / MoldFinger: So, I leave the choice to you: devoured by sharks, dissected by lasers, buried alive, shot into space...? / MoldFinger: [To Ki] Except... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000823.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 24, 2000 | Sean Connery: What do you say, young lady? Will you join me and and rule the world by my side...?
/ [[Ki is dazed. Nick is annoyed.]]
/ Ki: Uh... uh... / Ki: I-I'm sorry, Mr. Connery. Although part of me has always dreamed of being with you... I can't. I love _Nick_, and I'll stand with him.
/ Sean... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000824.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 25, 2000 | [[Ki, Fooker and Nick are together, tied up. Moldfinger/Sean Connery is looking down at them from a catwalk.]]
/ Moldfinger: Since the secrecy of this lair has been compromised, I will have to destroy it. Of course, you and all of Rome will be destroyed in the process...
/ Fooker: What about the sharks? / [[Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000825.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 26, 2000 | [[Ki, Fooker and Nick are all tied together, struggling to free themselves.]]
/ Nick: Quick, Fooker! Moldfinger's gone! Use your spy rope cutter thingy to cut these ropes so we can escape!
/ Fooker: I don't have a rope cutter. / Ki: Don't you have some sort of gadget that can get us free?
/ Fooker: Well,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000826.html |
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