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| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 30, 2000 | [[Dwayne's bathroom, as he brushes his teeth]] / Dwayne {{thinking}}: To think... Soon I'll get to experience the joys of parenthood... A baby's smile, a first tooth, a first step, a first word... / Dwayne {{thinking}}: ...Diapers, midnight feedings, first day of school, braces, broken bones, first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000930.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 1, 2000 | [[Fooker and Fred watch television in Fooker's living room, Fred is holding the remote]]
/ Remote: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001001.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 2, 2000 | Ki: I can't believe you're doing this to me, mom! I've got nowhere to put him. Can't you send him to granmama's or something? / Ki: So he tried to turn her toaster into a robot... surely she's gotten over that by now... You said TWO WEEKS? I have to baby-sit him for two whole weeks? / Ki: Okay, Okay...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001002.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 3, 2000 | Ki: Nick, I want you to meet my little brother, Yoshi. He's staying with me for a couple weeks while my folks are in Europe.
/ Nick: Hello, Yoshi.
/ Yoshi: Hi. / Yoshi: You ought to know, I'm ten years old, have an IQ of 208, and am smarter than you will ever be. I've already skipped three grades and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001003.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 4, 2000 | Yoshi: You're Ki's new boyfriend, right?
/ Nick: That's right, Yoshi. / Yoshi: Ya know, Ki always fell for dumber men. She rarely dated a guy whose IQ was higher than his age. Seems nothing ever changes. Do you at least have a masters degree? / Nick: Why don't you go try computing Pi to the first 100... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001004.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 5, 2000 | Yoshi: You do know you're a nerd, right?
/ Nick: Look who's talking. / Yoshi: I'm not a nerd!
/ Nick: If you're not a nerd, then I'm Pee Wee Herman. / Yoshi: Pee Wee Who?! / Nick: Ouch. Now I feel old... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001005.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 6, 2000 | Yoshi: Ki, your boyfriend called me a nerd!
/ Nick: Hey!
/ Ki: Nick! / Nick: He's the one who started it.
/ Yoshi: Did not!
/ Nick: Did too! / Ki: Why do the two most intelligent men in my life act like children?
/ Yoshi: Did not!
/ Nick: Did too!
/ Yoshi: Did /Not/!
/ Nick: Did /Too/! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001006.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 7, 2000 | [[Ki and Nick are making out on a couch]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001007.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 9, 2000 | Ki: Dwayne, this is my little brother Yoshi. Yoshi, this is my boss, Dwayne Duncan.
/ Dwayne: Hello, Yoshi.
/ Yoshi: Hi. / Dwayne: Are you planning to become a programmer one day like your sister?
/ Yoshi: Nope... / Yoshi: My multinational conglomerate will gobble up your piddly little company, I'll fire... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001009.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 10, 2000 | Yoshi: Who are you supposed to be?
/ Fooker: My name is Fooker. / {{Yoshi thinks}} / Yoshi: Someone oughta wash your mouth out with soap.
/ Fooker: _Foo_ker! Fooooooookerrr... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001010.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 | [[Fooker's office]] / Yoshi: You know, that assembly code will result in a race condition upon entering a page fault.
/ Fooker: Oh really? / Fooker: And how do you propose I cache my register values without resorting to virtual memory?
/ Yoshi: Puh-leaze. / Yoshi: Implement a finite state machine... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001011.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 12, 2000 | [[Fooker's office]] / Fooker: All right, brain child, who's the father of autodynamics, the replacement for special relativity?
/ Yoshi: Dr. Ricardo Carezani / Fooker: What is the electron-proton magnetic moment ratio?
/ Yoshi: 658.2106881. / Fooker: What is the theory of hyper-dynamic existential quasi-static... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001012.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 13, 2000 | Nick: I'm sorry Yoshi and I haven't hit it off, honey, but it looks like he and Fooker are getting along.
/ Ki: Yeah, I'm glad he's talking to someone. / Ki: I mean, I was a smart kid, but I had a lot of friends. He never seems to get along with other kids.
/ Nick: I wonder what those two are talking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001013.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 14, 2000 | [[Ki, Nick, and Yoshi at the airport]] / Ki: Well, Yoshi, Mom and Dad should be back home by the time you get there. Call and let me know when you arrive.
/ Yoshi: Okay
/ Nick: Uh, Ki... Check the signs... / Ki: Oh, no! Your flight's canceled! Now what are we going to do?
/ Yoshi: I'll handle this...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001014.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 16, 2000 | [[Nick is opening his mail and talking to Ki, who is on the computer]]
/ Nick: Seems all I get is junk mail anymore. Here's yet another credit card application. This one's a Platinum Mastercharge... / Nick: Every time you turn around, you get another one. Gold, platinum, titanium... Vesa, Mastercharge,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001016.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 16, 2000 | [[Nick is opening his mail and talking to Ki, who is on the computer]]
/ Nick: Seems all I get is junk mail anymore. Here's yet another credit card application. This one's a Platinum Mastercharge... / Nick: Every time you turn around, you get another one. Gold, platinum, titanium... Vesa, Mastercharge,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001016.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 | [[Ki and Nick are sitting, Fooker stands to the right wearing a fancy suit and holding a credit card]]
/ Fooker: Check it out, dudes! They sent me a plutonium Mastercharge card!
/ Ki: "Plutonium" Mastercharge? / [[Closeup of Fooker holding the card to camera]]
/ Fooker: The interest rate is a low 5.9 APR... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001017.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 | [[Fooker leans back in his chair as Dwayne enters the room]] / Fooker (thinking): I'm livin' large on my Plutonium Mastercharge...
/ Dwayne: Fooker, mail! / [[Fooker reads the letter]]
/ Letter: Dear Mr. Barker, It has come to our attention that you were erroneously sent a Plutonium Mastercharge in your... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001018.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 19, 2000 | Fred: So they sent you a Plutonium Mastercharge when they meant to send it to me?
/ Fooker: Yup. / Fooker: Unfortunately, I've almost used up all the ten million dollar credit limit. That means, I have to pay them back $9,975,000 by the end of the week. If I don't, they practically own me. / Fred:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001019.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 20, 2000 | [[Dwayne, talking to Nick and Ki in the office.]]
/ Dwayne: Did I hear correctly that Fooker is in some sort of financial trouble?
/ Ki: Try _deep_ financial trouble. / Nick: Some bank messed up and sent him a Plutonium Mastercharge. By the time they caught the mistake, he had already run up quite... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001020.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 21, 2000 | Nick: So you managed to clear up the whole Plutonium Mastercharge mess?
/ Fooker: Oh, yeah. / Fooker: Luckily, most of the stuff I bought I could return. All those refunds brought the balance back down to $10,000. / Nick: That's still an awful lot of money. How are you--
/ Fooker: 'Scuse me, Nick.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001021.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 23, 2000 | [[Office meeting. Dwayne is standing while Trudy, Fooker, Ki, and Nick are sitting.]]
/ Dwayne: Gang, the community is putting on a Halloween party for the local kids and is asking for volunteers. I think it would be good press if we helped out. / [[Silence. Dwayne looks mad while the rest of the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001023.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 24, 2000 | Ki: Dwayne wants us to help out at the community halloween party, but I have no costume ideas...
/ Nick: Oh, I sure do. / Nick: I have a costume I've had squirreled away for years that I've been dying to wear but I've never had the chance. Now, after all this time, the opportunity is finally here! / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001024.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 | [[A hand is seen knocking on a door]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001025.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 26, 2000 | [[Nick, dressed as Dr. Who, and Ki, dressed in a sexy cat suit, head to a Halloween party]]
/ Nick: I can't believe you couldn't tell I'm supposed to be Doctor Who.
/ Ki: Nick, I don't even know who Doctor Who is! How can I recognize you? / [[Characters from Dr. Who float in the background as Nick talks]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001026.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 27, 2000 | [[Ki and Nick are in a car park. They are in Halloween costumes; Nick is Dr Who (Tom Baker version) and Ki is Catwoman. They are standing by a sign that reads "COMMUNITY HALLOWEEN PARTY"]]
/ KI : Okay, Dr. What. This looks like the place.
/ NICK : That's Doctor WHO.
/ KI : Whatever. / [[Trudy appears dressed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001027.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 28, 2000 | [[Nick is talking to Dwayne and Nicole inside the Halloween party, there are balloons in the background. Dwayne is dressed as Caesar and Nicole as Cleopatra]]
/ DWAYNE : Hi, Nick! Glad you could make it! Who are you supposed to be?
/ NICK : I'm the Doctor.
/ NICOLE : A Doctor? / [[The three are shown in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001028.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 30, 2000 | [[Nick, dressed as the Tom Baker Dr. Who talking to Ki dressed in a black 'Josie and the Pussycats' type catsuit]]
/ Nick: It looks like the entire GPF crew is here except Fooker. I wonder where he is...
/ Ki: Uh... Here he comes... / [[Enter Fooker, dressed as he always is.]]
/ Nick: Uh... Fooker,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001030.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 31, 2000 | Child wearing crown: Who are you s'posed ta be, mister?
/ Fooker: I'm a UNIX network administrator.
/ Child wearing Darth Vader costume: What's that? / Fooker: Ummm... / Fooker: I'm the guy who e-mails your parents to tell them you've been playing games on the Internet instead of doing your homework.
/ Children... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001031.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 1, 2000 | [[Three kids dressed in costume are acosting Fooker]]
/ RABBIT KID : You dress like a slob, mister.
/ FOOKER : I'm a UNIX network administrator. We all dress like this. / [[Fooker is reacting to the next kid's next statement by massive suprise and all his hair is on end]]
/ PIRATE KID : My uncle told me... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001101.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 2, 2000 | Kids: When do we get our candy?
/ Dwayne: We've got some wonderful treats for you kids right here! / Nicole: We've put together some healthy alternatives to candy. Like granola snacks, fruit, trail mix and juices! / Kids: No sugar? No chocolate?
/ Kids: It doesn't quite taste the same without preservatives.
/ Kids:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20001102.html |
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