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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 9, 2001 | [[Fooker is standing in a crowd with one of his friends, a look of surprise is on his face and a cigarette falls from his mouth]]
/ CAPTION : It was one of those magic moments, like in the movies when that sappy music starts playing. My feet just wouldn't move. / [[Side on shot of Ki with long, curly,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010109.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 10, 2001 | {{Fooker is reminiscing about college}}
/ [[Fooker is looking at Ki chatting with a fellow, male student]]
/ CAPTION : I was smitten thoroughly. I would do anything to make this she-geek mine. / [[Fooker is starting to trip over his shoelaces]]
/ CAPTION : Of course, old habits are hard to break.. like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010110.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 11, 2001 | { Fooker is reminiscing about college }
/ [[Fooker is standing with backpack on and cigarette in mouth. Ki has her back to him with an unimpressed look on her face]]
/ CAPTION : Needless to say, Ki wouldn't have anything to do with me after that. Try as I might she ignored me.
/ FOOKER : Er... Hi...
/ KI... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010111.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 12, 2001 | { Fooker is reminiscing about college }
/ [[Fooker is sitting at a desk with books and papers and is drinking a beer]]
/ CAPTION : I drank beer like water. I started back in high school, and by the time I hit college I couldn't finish a day without one. I was a real mess. / [[Fooker is looking at a piece... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010112.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 13, 2001 | [[Fooker is very drunk]]
/ Fooker: Hey, baby... How 'bout you an' me do th' big hor'zontal mambo up in my room, huh?
/ Ki: Get lost, creep. / [[Fooker puts his hand on Ki's arm]]
/ Fooker: C'mon, Ki... Ya know ya want it... Once ya try th' Fookinator, ya won't settle fer less. / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010113.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 15, 2001 | [[Fooker, sitting up in bed without his glasses, Ki with long hair standing next to him.]]
/ Fooker: Wuhhgh... Where am I?
/ Ki: You're in the hospital. / Fooker: How'd I get here?
/ Ki: You were so drunk when I kicked you, you blacked out. Your R.A. and I brought you in. / Fooker: Then why are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010115.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 16, 2001 | [[In a hospital room. Fooker is in the bed]]
/ Fooker: Look, Ki... I-I'm real sorry about yester-- I mean, Saturday.
/ Ki: Okay. Apology accepted, as long as it never happens again. / Fooker: I get real messed up when I drink. I've tried to cut down, but I can't help myself...
/ Ki: It's not my place... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010116.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 | [[Fooker is signing out of the hospital after discharge, Ki is with him. They are standing at the "Outpatients" desk]]
/ Fooker: When I'm sober, I can see I've got a drinking problem. It's just I can't stay sober long enough to do anything about it. / [[Ki and Fooker put their jackets on]]
/ Ki: What... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010117.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 18, 2001 | Fooker: C'mon, Ki! You'd be perfect as my "Moral crutch" while I try and quit drinking.
/ Ki: I said you'd need a friend for that. I'm NOT your friend. / Fooker: Look, all my "friends" drink. They wouldn't be much help. You hate me enough to kick me in the gonads if I screw up. It's a perfect match!
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010118.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 19, 2001 | Fooker: I work part time at this small start-up not far from here. A friend of mine works there, but he's moving soon and his position's open.
/ Ki: Go on... / Fooker: The owner's a really kewl guy, and he'd happilly give you a job. Heck, with your grades, he'll probably hire you full time before... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010119.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 20, 2001 | [[Ki and Fooker at a table, Waiter offering Ki and Fooker a beer]]
/ Voice of Fooker: So Ki agreed to help me quit drinking, while I put in a good word with my boss about a job for her.
/ Ki: No thanks.
/ Fooker: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010120.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 22, 2001 | [[Ki and Fooker are waiting in a lobby for Ki's interview]]
/ Ki: Then came the day I interviewed for the job Fooker arranged for me....
/ Ki: I'm so nervous...I've never had a job interview before. / Fooker: Don't sweat it, Ki. You're practically guaranteed this job. Besides, this guy is really kewl.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010122.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 | [[Dwayne is adressing Ki, with Fooker standing between them]]
/ Dwayne: I'm really sorry about the scare back there, Miss Oshiro.
/ Fooker: That's okay, Mr. Duncan. Fooker explained it to me... / [[Dwayne stares at Fooker]]
/ Dwayne: "Fooker?" / [[Fooker is beginning to look really embarassed now,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010123.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 24, 2001 | [[Dwayne, Fooker and Ki are sitting in Dwayne's office]]
/ Dwane: Your Resume is a bit thin, but those grades are really impressive, Ki. Consider yourself employed.
/ Ki: Yes! Thank You! Thank You! / Dwayne: You'll make a great addition to the GPF Software team...
/ Ki: "GPF"... Soft... / Ki: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010124.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 25, 2001 | [[Ki shaking hands with Dwayne, as Fooker looks on.]]
/ Ki: Sure enough, Dwayne loved my work, and offered me a job before I graduated. I didn't hesitate in accepting. / [[Ki & Fooker walking together at college.]]
/ Fooker: And Dwayne hired me full time, too. After I finally graduated, Ki kept me clean,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010125.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 26, 2001 | [[Nick, Ki, and Fooker sitting on a couch.]]
/ Nick: Lake Murphy?
/ Fooker: Yeah, it was this really dark night, and--
/ Ki: Oh, no you don't! / [[Ki pushes Nick toward the kitchen.]]
/ Ki: Nick, you go pop us some popcorn. I've got a word or two to tell Fooker.
/ Nick: Uh, okay...
/ Fooker: ? / [[Ki watches... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010126.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 27, 2001 | Nick: We missed half the Sci-Fi marathon, but I think it was worth it just to learn more about eachother.
/ Ki: Yeah. / Fooker: I'll give you a ride home, Ki. Let me get my keys...
/ Ki: Okay {{leaves}} / [[Fooker checks to see if Ki is far enough away]] / Nick: Lake Murphy?
/ Fooker: If you ever want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010127.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 29, 2001 | [[Fred is studying the monitor. Fooker pokes into the room.]]
/ Fred: Fooker, what's this really big file you're downloading?
/ Fooker: Big file? That should just be e-mail... / [[Fooker comes over to the monitor, is mildly annoyed, Fred turns in the direction of Fooker]]
/ Fooker: Ah, man... I hate it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010129.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 30, 2001 | Fooker: Great! Nick, you're here! C'mon!
/ Nick: [[groggily]] Fooker, why did you call me here at three in the morning...? / Fooker: I just had to show you this... You remember my buddy Phil who works at Ubersoft?
/ Nick: [[sleepily]] No...
/ Fooker: Good... / Fooker: Well, he happened to "acquire"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010130.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 31, 2001 | [[A just-out-of-bed Nick is standing behind Fooker, looking at Fooker's computer screen. In the background, we see a slime mold peeping out from behind a picture frame]]
/ Nick: Nifty Doorways? Isn't that the really buggy operating system from Ubersoft?
/ Fooker: Yep, and here's all 300 million lines of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010131.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 1, 2001 | [[Nick and Fooker looking at a computer]]
/ Nick: A flag that turns on bugs? No wonder nifty doorways is so bad...
/ Fooker: I wonder... / Nick: You're going to change that code, aren't you?
/ Fooker: And recompile it, yes. Let's see what happens... / Nick: I don't think you should be doing this...
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010201.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 2, 2001 | Fooker: Dude, you remember the Nifty Doorways code we saw last night?
/ Nick: You mean, "This morning"...? / Fooker: After you left , I installed the "fixed" OS. You won't believe it! It's the most stable OS I've ever seen! With that flag turned off, I couldn't crash it! / Nick: That's quite disturbing.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010202.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 3, 2001 | [[Fooker and Ki are standing before a television at work]]
/ GNN Reporter: Authorities announced today a pirated, "bug-free" copy of the Ubersoft Nifty Doorways operating system has been circulating around the Internet this week. / [[Television screen, reporter at a desk with GNN logo in bottom right... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010203.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 4, 2001 | [[Nick & Fooker, in Fooker's jalopy, pulling up to the Wacky Burger drive-in.]]
/ Fooker: Wanna grab some lunch, Nick?
/ Nick: Sure... / Fooker: Whatchya want?
/ Nick: Wacky Burger combo with a drink. And mega size it.
/ Fooker: Gotcha. / Drive-in speaker: Memkrn tn Acky Rgr. Mr ir trk yr rdr?
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010204.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 5, 2001 | [[Car driving towards GPF Software Custom Internet Applications]]
/ [[Bird is singing. Squirrels fighting over acorn. Bunny visible]] / [[Inside, Trudy smiling, Fooker whistling, Nick and Ki smiling]] / [[Ubersoft operatives kick down door]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010205.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 6, 2001 | Dwayne: FBI?! What's wrong? Why are you here?
/ FBI agent: We're confiscating this equipment. Our sources indicate it was used to commit intellectual property theft. / Dwayne: You can't be serious!
/ FBI agent: We have e-mail logs tracking Ubersoft code to a "fooker@gpfsoftware.com."
/ Fooker: (thinking)... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010206.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 7, 2001 | Dwayne: This is ridiculous. No one here has stolen anyone's intellectual property...
/ Fooker: Um... Chief? Let me handle this... / Fooker: Look, GPF Software had nothing to do with this. I got the source code in an e-mail sent from Ubersoft itself. No one stole anything. Surely that calls for some leniency... / Ubersoft... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010207.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 8, 2001 | Caption: Before trial, negotiations promptly fail...
/ Mr. Duncan: That's unreasonble!
/ Lawyer: Your complete surrender is "unreasonable"? / Mr. Duncan: This is asinine. Your logs, our logs... Everything points to an ACCIDENT.
/ Lawyer: Our code was found on HIS home computer. All I see is EVIDENCE. / Mr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010208.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 9, 2001 | [[ Inside the courtroom.]]
/ {{Tagline: Opening Arguments:}}
/ Viktor: As the logs clearly show, Jason Barker forwarded the stolen code, compromising my client's intellectual property. / [[The judge is seated at his bench. In front of him is a name plate that is partially concealed but appears to say,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010209.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 10, 2001 | {{Ubersoft V. GPF Software crossover}} / [[In courtroom. Fooker is on the witness stand.]] / Narrator: Deliberation continues:
/ Da Judge: Please continue, Mr. Barker. . .
/ Fooker: Yes sir. Your Honor-ship. / Fooker: So my old pal Phil sends me the code, and I discover the "set bugs" flag. I recompile... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010210.html |
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