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GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 31, 2001 [[Nicole's corner of emergency HQ]] / Nick: Ki went to get you some water. How are you doing, Nicole? / Nicole: Nngh... O-okay... / Radio: <> / Nicole: What was... that? / Nick: The officer who brought you in must have left his radio... / Radio: Copy, Chopper 8! Please repeat, over! / Radio:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 1, 2001 [[Emergency evacuation HQ]] / Nick: Nicole, hit "pause" or something. Ki will be right back. / Nicole: What am I? A VCR? / {{Fooker watches Nick put his coat on and run outside}} / Fooker: ? / Dexter: Where are _you_ off to? / Nick: Two kids trapped. No one free to save them. / Dexter: And you think...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 2, 2001 [[The Gym, Nicole is in labor, Fooker is peering around the privacy-screen]] / Ki: Nicole? Where's Nick? / Fooker: I just saw him running out the door... / <> / [[Nicole Still in labor]] / Nicole: We heard... On the radio about two kids... trapped on a roof. He ran off... / Ki: Oh, no... / [[Ki...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 3, 2001 [[Nicole's corner of the emergency HQ]] / Nicole: F-fooker... it's coming... The baby's coming... help me... / Fooker: Eep... / Nicole: _Fooker!_ I need your help! Move your butt and get over here! / {{Fooker twitches}} / Nicole: FOOKER!!! / Fooker: R-right. L-let me go find Dwayne...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 4, 2001 [[Inside the emergency HQ]] / {{Trudy walks in, soaking wet}} / Trudy {{thinking}}: I hate _everyone._ I swear, I'll kill the first person I see... / {{Fooker grabs Trudy by both arms}} / Fooker: TrudyNicolewentintolaborNickranofftosavesomekidsKiwentafterhimI'm / goingtoobecauseI'mallergictobabiessoyoudeliveritokaywellbyenow! / {{Fooker...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, August 5, 2001 [[Fooker in FPS game]] / [[Fooker as wizard]] / [[Fooker in cartoon game]] / [Fooker in Sims game]] / Fooker: Which skin do I want to wear today? / Fred: Are you talking Quake or the Sims? Either one tells me you need to get out more...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 6, 2001 [[In the flood zone]] / {{Two children and a puppy huddle on a roof that's nearly covered with water}} / Puppy: Bark! Bark! / Nick: Look! There's the kids! / Dexter: But how do we reach them? The water's moving too swiftly... / Nick: Ah, ha! A boat! / Nick: I'll go out to them. You use this rope...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 7, 2001 [[Outside emergency HQ]] / Fooker: Ki! Wait up! / Ki: Fooker?! What about Nicole? / Fooker: I left her with Trudy. / Ki: Well, if having _you_ deliver the baby wouldn't warp the kid, _that_ sure will. / Fooker: Dexter left with Nick, so he's got help. Why did _you_ run after them? / Ki: The way they...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 8, 2001 [[In the flood zone, trying to rescue children stranded on a roof]] / {{Nick crouches in the bow of the rowboat as it crosses the water}} / {{Dexter strains to keep the boat on course as Fooker and Ki approach}} / {{Slowly the boat makes progress}} / {{Nick reaches a hand out to the stranded kids...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 9, 2001 [[In the flood zone, trying to rescue stranded children]] / Ki: Dexter! How can we help? / Dexter: I'm fine here. Meet Nick... at the bank... / {{Fooker and Ki watch as Dexter pulls the boat across the water}} / {{Nick watches the rope anxiously, the children behind him}} / {{Suddenly, the boat flips,...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, August 10, 2001 [[In the flood zone, where Nick's rescue boat has just flipped over]] / Ki: NO! / Fooker: Look! / {{Nick, the children, and the puppy are all clinging to the rope in the water}} / {{Dexter strains to pull them to the shore}} / {{Fooker and Ki help the children from the water}}
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 11, 2001 [[In the flood zone, where Nick's rescue boat has flipped over]] / {{Ki and Fooker deposit the waterlogged children on the shore}} / {{Nick extends a hand to pass the puppy to Fooker}} / {{Fooker takes the dog, who is eagerly awaited by one of the children}} / {{Nick loses his grip on the rope}}
GPF Archive: Monday, August 13, 2001 [[In the flood zone, where Nick has just lost his grip on the rescue rope]] / Ki {{screaming}}: Nick! / Fooker: Ki! No! / Fooker: If you jump in there, you'll just be pulled under, too! We can save him, but we have to do it from the bank! / Dexter: I've got an idea... / {{Dexter runs down the...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 [[In the flood zone, trying to rescue Nick from the rushing floodwater]] / {{On the shore, Dexter draws up even with Nick, who is flailing in the water}} / {{Dexter makes a lasso of the rope and tosses it over a tree branch sticking up from the flood}} / {{Dexter pulls the rope taut, just as Nick...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 15, 2001 [[On the bank, where Nick has just been pulled from the water]] / Fooker: Way to go, Dex-man! / Ki: H-he's... not... breathing... / {{Ki opens Nick's mouth, letting water trickle out}} / {{Ki begins rescue breathing}} / {{Ki does chest compressions}} / Ki: Come on, Nick... Don't leave me... _Pleas...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 16, 2001 [[On the bank, where Nick has just been pulled from the floodwater]] / {{Ki does CPR on an unconscious Nick, as Dexter and Fooker watch}} / {{Nick begins sputtering and coughing}} / {{Ki reaches down to touch Nick's face as his eyes open}} / Nick {{wobbly}}: So... you save lives often? / {{Ki gives...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 17, 2001 [[Back at emergency HQ, with the rescued children]] / Children: Mom! Dad! / {{The children race to their parents}} / {{Fooker puts a blanket over Nick's shoulders}} / Fooker: Here ya go, Nick... / Nick: I guess I ought to thank you, Dexter... / Dexter: Hey, I still hate your guts, but that doesn't mean...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 18, 2001 [[In the emergency HQ]] / {{Fooker, Nick, Ki, Trudy, Sharon, and Dexter all gather around Nicole, Dwayne, and Sydney}} / Superscript: As a lily blooms within the desert,/ Or a rainbow shines o'er the rain,/ So your tiny smile warms our hearts/ And greets through toil and pain./ Welcome, my dear, to...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 20, 2001 [[After the storm: next day]] / Newscaster: As the flood waters subside, clean-up crews rush in as anxious residents survey the damage... / Newscaster: The mayor commended the many volunteers who helped in the crisis, including the entire staff of GPF Software. Company president Dwayne Duncan had this...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 21, 2001 [[After the storm: Dwayne's house]] / Ki: So, how bad is it? / Dwayne: Actually, not as bad as we feared. / Dwayne: The water level didn't get too high here, so there was only some minor water damage... / Nicole: Dwayne, the safe! / {{Dwayne searches under rubble and finds the safe}} / Dwayne: And...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 22, 2001 [[After the storm: Dwayne's house]] / {{Fooker hides behind a wall and watches Sharon, Dexter, Nick, and Ki}} / Fooker {{thinking}}: Perhaps now's a good time for me to apologize to Sharon and make up with her. / {{The group is unaware of Fooker's observation}} / Sharon: ...Our stuff's pretty much okay,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 23, 2001 [[After the storm:]] / Nick: Ugh... I don't feel so good... / Ki: You don't look so good either. Let me feel your forehead... / Nick: I'll be fine, Ki, really... / Ki: You're burning up! You have a fever! It must be from being in the water so long. Let's get you to a doctor... / {{Nick and Ki pass...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 24, 2001 [[After the storm: Nick's apartment]] / {{Nick is tucked in on the couch}} / Nick: ...Bed rest for a _week_. It's just a stupid flu. / Ki: That could become pneumonia if you're not careful. / Nick: I _hate_ being sick... / Ki: I'm sorry about Sharon, Fooker. I honestly didn't know you wanted to get...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 25, 2001 [[After the storm: Trudy's (home?) office]] / Speakerphone: GPF and Dwayne Duncan teeter on financial ruin, Nick and Ki are strained by your duplicity, and Fooker is an emotional wreck. / Speakerphone: You've done well for yourself, Trudy... / Trudy: Fate dealt me a lucky hand with this storm. / Speakerphone:...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 27, 2001 [[Nick, sitting on the couch channel surfing]] / <> / Nick: I HATE being sick. I am so bored... I don't feel like drawing or getting online, and there's nothing on television / <> / [[looks at TV remote control]] / Nick: Hmmm... / [[Nick is...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 28, 2001 Ki: You took apart your TV remote out of _boredom_?! / Nick: I'm just as surprised as you are, Ki. / Nick: I don't know why. I just did it without thinking. I just hope I put it back together correctly. Here goes... / <> [[Nick presses a button on the remote and the lamp on the desk is...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 Ki: Prof. Wisebottom? / Wisebottom: I came to see my sick nephew, but I smell science in the air... / Nick: Well, I just took apart and reassembled my TV remoted, but I think I screwed up somewhere... / Wisebottom: Heaping Hawkings! / Wisebottom: The ol' TV-remote-turned-laser trick! By Newton,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 30, 2001 [[collage of several inventions - wheel, steam locomotive, telescope, light bulb - and presumably some of their inventors. In the center is a strand of stylized DNA, presumably the inventor's gene]] / Prof. Wisebottom: {{off-field}} For millennia, the Inventor's Gene has been responsible for guiding man...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 31, 2001 Ki: Did you say Nick could wind up being a nuttier mad scientist than you, Professor? / Wisebottom: Heh heh... That is indeed correct, Ki! / Wisebottom: You see, after a lot of analysis, I came to realize Nick's mother possesses the meta-science gene, a related gene on the same chromosome. With the...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 1, 2001 My great uncle Wilbur was an assistant to thomas edison, and may have inspired or even invented some of the great inventions Edison was credited for. / Before that, one of our female ancestors used her skills to become the greatest chef in all of Europe, creating inventive new recipes. / And you built...
 

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