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|GPF Archive: Friday, December 7, 2001||[[Todd flees from the guards]]
/ Todd: No time to be friendly, fellas! I've got a schedule to keep!
/ Guard: I SAID, HALT! Aw, shoot! / Todd [[thinking]]: I'll ditch the guards, hit the streets, and find my way to the target...
/ [[in the background]]
/ Ki: Nick, look out!
/ Nick: Huh? / <
|GPF Archive: Saturday, December 8, 2001||Fat security guard: Hey, Joe... what's up?
/ Joe the security guard: Some nut just crashed some... *thing* into Santa's Village. Stay put and watch this door. / Fat security guard [[thinking]]: Ah, man... as usual, I get left out of the action! First the shoplifting ring, now *this*!
|GPF Archive: Sunday, December 9, 2001||Todd: I-It's YOU... It's really YOU... / Nick: So it's ME... but that doesn't explain who YOU are.
/ Mall Security Guy #1: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! / Mall Security Guy #1: You're under arrest... as soon as the police gets here. How come quietly or we'll have to -- / [[Big explosion]]
|GPF Archive: Monday, December 10, 2001||[[A shopping Mall, the Fookinator with its face in shadow is shooting a shotgun at mall police]]
/ Fookinator: Hasta Lasagna, Baby.
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 11, 2001||Todd: It's here for me! I have to stop it! But I can't risk it hitting them! / Ki: I-is that...? / Nick: It can't be... / Todd: Come with me if you want to live! / Todd: No, crap... that's not right... get as far away from me as you can! Hurry! / Ki: What was that about?! / Nick: I think we just stepped...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 12, 2001||Fookinator: Analyzing targets... / Ki: I-it is him...! / [[View from Fookinator vision. Target circles are around the heads of Nick and Ki. Below Nick's head are the words "Target: Critical! Do Not Kill!!!" Below Ki's head are the words "Target: Secondary; Ignore"]] / Nick: I-I don't know... / Fookinator:...|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, December 13, 2001||[[Fookinator fires a grenade into the entrance of "Salbot's" in the mall]] / [[The grenade explodes inside the store.]]
|GPF Archive: Friday, December 14, 2001||[[Todd clutches a pipe and waits behind a wall as Fookinator strides past.]] / [[Todd jumps out and hits Fookinator over the head with the pipe.]]
|GPF Archive: Saturday, December 15, 2001||[[Nick and Ki are running through the mall]]
/ Nick: Where did they go?
/ Ki: Nick, I wish you'd stop playing hero like this! / Ki: This isn't like the flood this summer! Fooker or not, this guy is SHOOTING people!
/ Nick: They're here somewhere. / <
|GPF Archive: Sunday, December 16, 2001||[[The Fookinator is standing amongst devastation, he is holding a shot gun and a huge pistol]] / Fookinator : Scanning for primary target... / [[A stone 'poinks' off the back of the Fookinator's head. Nick speaks out of the frame]] / Nick : HEY, UGLY! / [[Nick and Ki climb out of a pit. Nick is very...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, December 17, 2001||[[Todd drives the forklift straight at the Fookinator who goes down, weapons flying]] / [[Todd jumps clear of the forklift at it explodes in a ball of fire]] / [[Todd lies dazed on the pavement as Ki and Nick race to him]] / [[Todd pulls himself up. The wreckage of the forklift blazing behind him....|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 18, 2001||[[Nick and Ki help Todd up]] / Todd: N-No... Leave m-me... / Ki: He's hurt pretty bad... / [[Closeup of Nick Todd and Ki]] / Todd: Get away from... me. You're not... safe... / Nick: Who are you? What was that thing? / [[Ki looks off panel in surprise]] / Todd: Not... your friend... must... keep moving. / Ki:...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 19, 2001||[[Nick and Ki helping Todd get away]] / Nick: Is it following us? / Ki: I don't see it, and we're almost to the car... / Todd: You're putting yourselves in great danger by helping me. Please... leave me and save yourselves... / Nick: Not until you tell us why that... THING in there blowing stuff up looks...|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, December 20, 2001||Todd: I'm on a delicate, important mission to prevent another from altering the flow of time. The guy following me is a modified seeker, a cyborg sent to stop me. / Todd: I'm not sure why they put it in the form of General Bark--I mean, your friend... / Ki [[thinking]]: "General" Barker? / [[silence...|
|GPF Archive: Friday, December 21, 2001||[[In the car, fleeing the Fookinator]]
/ Ki: I don't know about this... cyborgs, guys from the future... how do we know you're telling the truth...? / Nick: For that matter, why should YOU trust US? Unless... you know who we are...?
/ Todd: LOOK OUT! / [[Almost crashing into Fookinator]]
|GPF Archive: Saturday, December 22, 2001||[[Trudy at her appartment, ready to go to bed]]
/ Narrator: Meanwhile...
/ Trudy (thinking): I think i'll go to bed early... I could use the beauty sleep...
/ [[Phone rings]]
|GPF Archive: Sunday, December 23, 2001||[[Trudy opening her appartment's door; unknown woman behind it]] / Unknown woman: You know, I always wanted a cell phone... / Trudy: Y-YOU!?! / Trudy: I-I never expected you to actually come HERE... / Unknown woman: It's time for you to take the next step, and for me to do the same. / Unknown woman: Aren't...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, December 24, 2001||Empress Trudy: So, are you going to stand there boggling or are we going to get down to business? / Trudy: Duh... / Trudy: Th-this is some sort of *trick*! I don't know who you are, but you picked the *wrong* person to play mind games with! / Empress Trudy: Is that so, Moonbeam Gertrude Glowerhausen? / Trudy:...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 25, 2001||[[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking inside Trudy's appartment]] / Trudy: B-But you're so OLD... / Empress Trudy: I'm your future self, you twit. 20 years from now, we will obtain our destiny. / Trudy: I have to start coloring my hair... / Empress Trudy: You are at a crossroads, a critical point where your...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 26, 2001||[[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment]]
/ Trudy: How could I let myself deteriorate-
/ [[Empress Trudy slaps Trudy]] <
|GPF Archive: Thursday, December 27, 2001||[[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy at Trudy's appartment]] / Trudy: I-I've TRIED world domination! I've only succeeded on a SMALL scale! / Empress Trudy: That's because you weren't READY, until NOW. / Empress Trudy: By feeding you information these past few years, I've set you up to seize your moment....|
|GPF Archive: Friday, December 28, 2001||[[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking at Trudy's appartment]] / Empress Trudy: Everything you've done before I called you is POINTLESS, mere practice. Now is the time to forget past failures and concentrate on the future. / Trudy: I HAVE plans... / Empress Trudy: But not SOLID ones. They are loose and disorganized....|
|GPF Archive: Saturday, December 29, 2001||Trudy: You keep watching the clock... / Future Trudy: Let's just say I'm expecting company. We don't have much time... / Trudy: "Company?" / Future Trudy: Time travel is delicate. I was locked into this time when he went first. / Trudy: I-I don't understand. / Future Trudy: You don't have to, not yet....|
|GPF Archive: Sunday, December 30, 2001||[[Nick, Ki and Todd in a car being chased by Fookinator.]] / Nick: Is it still behind us? / Ki: For the past twelve miles... / Nick: Speedy cuss, ain't he? / [[Inside the car.]] / Todd: What's your plan, Nick? / Nick: I was thinking... In the first "Terminator" movie, it was crushed in a hydraulic press....|
|GPF Archive: Monday, December 31, 2001||[[Todd, Ki and Nick in a car being chased by Fookinator.]]
/ Nick: We're coming up on the chocolate factory...
/ Ki: How will we get past the gate? / [[Fookinator launches a fist missile.]]
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 1, 2002||[[Nick, Ki and Todd (aka Future Guy) enter the factory]] / Nick: We took a tour of this place a few months ago. I've got an idea. / Ki: I don't know about this ... / Nick: Ki, you and I will head to the control booth. Future Guy ... ? / Todd: Todd. / Nick: Todd, lead it onto the catwalks. / Todd: Right. / [[Nick...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 2, 2002||[[Todd running up stairs in the chocolate factory]] / <
|GPF Archive: Thursday, January 3, 2002||[[Ki hacking the chocolate factory computer system]]
/ Nick: He's on the catwalk. How's the hacking?
/ Ki: I'm not Fooker, Nick! / Ki: You can't expect me to sit down at a completely foreign system and instantly know how to crack it! I can't even get past the pass- / Computer: <
|GPF Archive: Friday, January 4, 2002||[[Ki hacking chocolate factory's computer system]]
/ Ki: The heaters are on, but the other machines are off.
/ Nick: Rev everything up, Ki! / [[Todd running on the catwalk, with the Fookinator right behind him, close to a chocolate tank]] / [[Fookinator shoots later from his eye]] <
|GPF Archive: Saturday, January 5, 2002||[[Todd trying to get the Fookinator into something hot]] / [[Fookinator jumps towards Todd]] / [[Todd sees an opportunity]] / [[Todd dodges Fookinator]] / [[Fookinator falls into some big tank of molten chocolate]]|
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