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GPF Archive: Friday, December 7, 2001 [[Todd flees from the guards]] / Todd: No time to be friendly, fellas! I've got a schedule to keep! / Guard: I SAID, HALT! Aw, shoot! / Todd [[thinking]]: I'll ditch the guards, hit the streets, and find my way to the target... / [[in the background]] / Ki: Nick, look out! / Nick: Huh? / <> / [[Todd...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 8, 2001 Fat security guard: Hey, Joe... what's up? / Joe the security guard: Some nut just crashed some... *thing* into Santa's Village. Stay put and watch this door. / Fat security guard [[thinking]]: Ah, man... as usual, I get left out of the action! First the shoplifting ring, now *this*! / <> / [[The...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 9, 2001 Todd: I-It's YOU... It's really YOU... / Nick: So it's ME... but that doesn't explain who YOU are. / Mall Security Guy #1: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! / Mall Security Guy #1: You're under arrest... as soon as the police gets here. How come quietly or we'll have to -- / [[Big explosion]] / <> / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 10, 2001 [[A shopping Mall, the Fookinator with its face in shadow is shooting a shotgun at mall police]] / Fookinator: Hasta Lasagna, Baby. / <> / [[The Fookinator punches a mall cop]] / Fookinator: Adios Amigos, kid. / <> / [[The Fookinator hits a mall cop with the butt of its shotgun]] / Fookinator:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 Todd: It's here for me! I have to stop it! But I can't risk it hitting them! / Ki: I-is that...? / Nick: It can't be... / Todd: Come with me if you want to live! / Todd: No, crap... that's not right... get as far away from me as you can! Hurry! / Ki: What was that about?! / Nick: I think we just stepped...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 Fookinator: Analyzing targets... / Ki: I-it is him...! / [[View from Fookinator vision. Target circles are around the heads of Nick and Ki. Below Nick's head are the words "Target: Critical! Do Not Kill!!!" Below Ki's head are the words "Target: Secondary; Ignore"]] / Nick: I-I don't know... / Fookinator:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 13, 2001 [[Fookinator fires a grenade into the entrance of "Salbot's" in the mall]] / [[The grenade explodes inside the store.]] / <> / Nick: I don't know if that's really Fooker, but whoever he is, we can't just let him blow up everything in sight! / Ki: And just how do you expect to stop him? / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 14, 2001 [[Todd clutches a pipe and waits behind a wall as Fookinator strides past.]] / [[Todd jumps out and hits Fookinator over the head with the pipe.]] / <> / [[Todd holds the bent pipe as Fookinator turns around.]] / Fookinator: Target located. / Todd: Ah, crap... / [[Fookinator opens fire on Todd.]] / Fookinator:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 15, 2001 [[Nick and Ki are running through the mall]] / Nick: Where did they go? / Ki: Nick, I wish you'd stop playing hero like this! / Ki: This isn't like the flood this summer! Fooker or not, this guy is SHOOTING people! / Nick: They're here somewhere. / <> / Nick: I think they went that-a-way...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 16, 2001 [[The Fookinator is standing amongst devastation, he is holding a shot gun and a huge pistol]] / Fookinator : Scanning for primary target... / [[A stone 'poinks' off the back of the Fookinator's head. Nick speaks out of the frame]] / Nick : HEY, UGLY! / [[Nick and Ki climb out of a pit. Nick is very...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, December 17, 2001 [[Todd drives the forklift straight at the Fookinator who goes down, weapons flying]] / [[Todd jumps clear of the forklift at it explodes in a ball of fire]] / [[Todd lies dazed on the pavement as Ki and Nick race to him]] / [[Todd pulls himself up. The wreckage of the forklift blazing behind him....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 [[Nick and Ki help Todd up]] / Todd: N-No... Leave m-me... / Ki: He's hurt pretty bad... / [[Closeup of Nick Todd and Ki]] / Todd: Get away from... me. You're not... safe... / Nick: Who are you? What was that thing? / [[Ki looks off panel in surprise]] / Todd: Not... your friend... must... keep moving. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 19, 2001 [[Nick and Ki helping Todd get away]] / Nick: Is it following us? / Ki: I don't see it, and we're almost to the car... / Todd: You're putting yourselves in great danger by helping me. Please... leave me and save yourselves... / Nick: Not until you tell us why that... THING in there blowing stuff up looks...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 20, 2001 Todd: I'm on a delicate, important mission to prevent another from altering the flow of time. The guy following me is a modified seeker, a cyborg sent to stop me. / Todd: I'm not sure why they put it in the form of General Bark--I mean, your friend... / Ki [[thinking]]: "General" Barker? / [[silence...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 21, 2001 [[In the car, fleeing the Fookinator]] / Ki: I don't know about this... cyborgs, guys from the future... how do we know you're telling the truth...? / Nick: For that matter, why should YOU trust US? Unless... you know who we are...? / Todd: LOOK OUT! / [[Almost crashing into Fookinator]] / <> / Ki:...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 22, 2001 [[Trudy at her appartment, ready to go to bed]] / Narrator: Meanwhile... / Trudy (thinking): I think i'll go to bed early... I could use the beauty sleep... / [[Phone rings]] / <> / Trudy: Hello! / Phone: Good evening, Trudy. I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed... / Trudy: Y-YOU? I wasn't...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 23, 2001 [[Trudy opening her appartment's door; unknown woman behind it]] / Unknown woman: You know, I always wanted a cell phone... / Trudy: Y-YOU!?! / Trudy: I-I never expected you to actually come HERE... / Unknown woman: It's time for you to take the next step, and for me to do the same. / Unknown woman: Aren't...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 24, 2001 Empress Trudy: So, are you going to stand there boggling or are we going to get down to business? / Trudy: Duh... / Trudy: Th-this is some sort of *trick*! I don't know who you are, but you picked the *wrong* person to play mind games with! / Empress Trudy: Is that so, Moonbeam Gertrude Glowerhausen? / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking inside Trudy's appartment]] / Trudy: B-But you're so OLD... / Empress Trudy: I'm your future self, you twit. 20 years from now, we will obtain our destiny. / Trudy: I have to start coloring my hair... / Empress Trudy: You are at a crossroads, a critical point where your...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 26, 2001 [[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment]] / Trudy: How could I let myself deteriorate- / [[Empress Trudy slaps Trudy]] <> / Empress Trudy: IMBECILE! / Empress Trudy: We don't have time to waste on whether you age gracefully! This is your moment! Do not WASTE it! / Empress Trudy:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 27, 2001 [[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy at Trudy's appartment]] / Trudy: I-I've TRIED world domination! I've only succeeded on a SMALL scale! / Empress Trudy: That's because you weren't READY, until NOW. / Empress Trudy: By feeding you information these past few years, I've set you up to seize your moment....
GPF Archive: Friday, December 28, 2001 [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking at Trudy's appartment]] / Empress Trudy: Everything you've done before I called you is POINTLESS, mere practice. Now is the time to forget past failures and concentrate on the future. / Trudy: I HAVE plans... / Empress Trudy: But not SOLID ones. They are loose and disorganized....
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 29, 2001 Trudy: You keep watching the clock... / Future Trudy: Let's just say I'm expecting company. We don't have much time... / Trudy: "Company?" / Future Trudy: Time travel is delicate. I was locked into this time when he went first. / Trudy: I-I don't understand. / Future Trudy: You don't have to, not yet....
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 30, 2001 [[Nick, Ki and Todd in a car being chased by Fookinator.]] / Nick: Is it still behind us? / Ki: For the past twelve miles... / Nick: Speedy cuss, ain't he? / [[Inside the car.]] / Todd: What's your plan, Nick? / Nick: I was thinking... In the first "Terminator" movie, it was crushed in a hydraulic press....
GPF Archive: Monday, December 31, 2001 [[Todd, Ki and Nick in a car being chased by Fookinator.]] / Nick: We're coming up on the chocolate factory... / Ki: How will we get past the gate? / [[Fookinator launches a fist missile.]] / <> / [[Car swerves.]] / <> / [[Missile strikes the factory blockade, destroying it.]] / <> / [[In...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 1, 2002 [[Nick, Ki and Todd (aka Future Guy) enter the factory]] / Nick: We took a tour of this place a few months ago. I've got an idea. / Ki: I don't know about this ... / Nick: Ki, you and I will head to the control booth. Future Guy ... ? / Todd: Todd. / Nick: Todd, lead it onto the catwalks. / Todd: Right. / [[Nick...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 2, 2002 [[Todd running up stairs in the chocolate factory]] / <> / <> / [[Todd spins around]] / Todd: ! / [[Todd, above a steaming, bubbling vat of chocolate, sees the Fookinator some 30 foot behind him, in front of a smashed down door and a tank labeled 'Coconut'.]] / [[The right side of the Fookinator's...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 3, 2002 [[Ki hacking the chocolate factory computer system]] / Nick: He's on the catwalk. How's the hacking? / Ki: I'm not Fooker, Nick! / Ki: You can't expect me to sit down at a completely foreign system and instantly know how to crack it! I can't even get past the pass- / Computer: <> / Nick: Password:...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 4, 2002 [[Ki hacking chocolate factory's computer system]] / Ki: The heaters are on, but the other machines are off. / Nick: Rev everything up, Ki! / [[Todd running on the catwalk, with the Fookinator right behind him, close to a chocolate tank]] / [[Fookinator shoots later from his eye]] <> / [[Todd...
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 5, 2002 [[Todd trying to get the Fookinator into something hot]] / [[Fookinator jumps towards Todd]] / [[Todd sees an opportunity]] / [[Todd dodges Fookinator]] / [[Fookinator falls into some big tank of molten chocolate]]
 

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