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GPF Archive: Saturday, April 6, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Ki & Nick are at the ticket counter of SuperAir.]] / Ki: We kept telling each other it was temporary. Dad would recover (or worse, pass on), and I'd fly out to meet him. / [[Soldier standing watch at a security checkpoint with a shouldered M16.]] / Ki: I wish he could have...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 7, 2002 [[Ki crying, looking out the plane's window.]] / Ki (Narrates): I died inside that day... / Ki (Narrates): Although... I did have one ray of sunshine... / Unknown: ACHOO! / Ki (caught off guard): ! / Ki: Persephone?! How--?!? / Persephone: Hi, Ki! I snuck into Nick's pocket to hear Fooker's sentence,...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 8, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Nick watches Dwayne in court.]] / Dwayne's trial was soon after that. Nick saw most of it before he had to move. It wasn't pretty. / [[Dwayne looks down, disappointed, while the judge's gavel slams down.]] / Ki: I know Dwayne was innocent, but the circumstantial evidence...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 9, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Nick watches a plane take off.]] / Ki: Nick flew out to his job then. He was happy there, although I could tell there was something he was hiding from me. / [[Ki & Nick talking via computer video.]] / Ki: We spoke often, on the phone, e-mail, video on the 'Net... But...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 10, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Ki holds a burned picture of Ki, Nick, Trudy and Fooker, though Fooker's head has been burned mostly out.]] / Ki: Looking back on it all, I don't know if I COULD have seen it coming. I had no evidence. No proof. Just speculation and doubt. / [[The top four C.R.U.D.E....
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 11, 2002 Future Ki, writing: One by one, they all fell, friends, family, lovers... Some fell to the rest of death, while others fell to darker paths. / [[A slime mold is being zapped by Doctor O in the shadows]] / Future Ki, writing: Now only the few remain... We took a major blow when Fooker died... And poor,...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 12, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Bodies and bots are strewn about.]] / Ki: I'm going now. I don't expect to come back from this mission, so I guess this is my way of saying goodbye. / [[A silhouette rises from the bodies.]] / Ki: Take care of Uncle Wise, and heed the advice of Sydney. She's very wise...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 13, 2002 [[Todd, battered, clothes torn, runs through a battle-scarred building, littered with destroyed robots and dead bodies.]] / [[As Todd runs to the light coming from an open door, Empress Trudy watches him from above.]] / [[Face and arms scratched and bloody, she watches...]] / [[In a closer view, her...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 14, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc. Chapter 5: Random Threads.}} / Blonde guy: Well, Nick, since it's your first day here at JCN, I'll show you around... / Nick: Um... ok. / [[The blone guy gestures to a mostly bald man with glasses typing at his computer.]] / Blonde guy: This is Willy......
GPF Archive: Monday, April 15, 2002 Stan: Hey there! You must be the new guy, Nick! I'm Stan, your project lead. / Nick: Um...hi. / Stan: This is Lou and Megan. Jon is the last team member, but he's got jury duty this week. We just wanted to drop by and welcome you to the team. / Nick: YOUR team? I thought I was on the team with Willy...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 16, 2002 Lou: The standard JCN work week is 32 hours, but we pay double overtime. / Megan [[pointing to a paper]]: Did you sign up for the free dental plan? / Stan: Since it's lunch time, we'll take you to the caf. They have a four-star chef on duty. / Lou: We'll show you the olympic-sized pool and gym on the...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 [[Nick, Lou, Megan, and Stan are in the JCN cafeteria.]] / Lou: So is working for a big company different from the small one you were at before? / Nick: So far, definitely. / Nick: I mean, back at GPF, we had to be a lot more careful with waste and expenses. Here, it seems everything is in abundance. / Lou:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 18, 2002 [[Nick pays for his meal.]] / Stan: Don't forget your map to the dining room... Don't want you to get lost... / Nick: Um... right. / [[Nick looks at his map and bumps into a lady.]] / Nick (thnks): Man, this place is HUGE! Let's see... I'm in dining sector Triple-G... / <> / [[Nick picks up his...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 19, 2002 [[Trudy and Nick are sitting down to eat.]] / Nick: So THIS is where your new job is at... / Trudy: Yep! I'm on the marketing team in building J-24. / Nick: I'm on the "Velociraptor" project. I'm not sure what that means yet... / Trudy: Ooh... Neither do I, but the buzz from marketing is that it's the...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 20, 2002 [[Nick & Trudy are sitting and eating in the JCN cafeteria.]] / Nick: ... Last I heard, Dwayne was headed to a minimum security prison upstate, while Fooker was on his way to the maximum pen down south... / Trudy: Goodness... / [[Nick plays with his food a bit.]] / Trudy: So when is Ki coming here to be...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 21, 2002 [[A guard passes by Dwayne's cell]] / Guard: Get your stuff together, Duncan...it's moving day. / [[The guard leads Dwayne onto a bus.]] / Guard: There's been a scheduling conflict, so we have to move you with some prisoners headed to the state max-security prison. Just a minor detour... / [[Dwayne boards...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 22, 2002 [[Fooker & Dwayne are on a prison transport bus.]] / Dwayne: Man, it's great to see you again Foo-- I mean, Jason. Even given the circumstances... / Fooker: Same here. / Fooker: So... They got you too, huh? Let me guess... Insurance fraud. / Dwayne: Yeah... At least we both know we're innocent. / [[Fooker...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 23, 2002 [[aerial view of the bus]] / Fooker: Wow...so Nick, Ki and Trudy all endedup going separate directions. / Dwayne: That's the last I heard. / [[inside the bus]] / Dwayne: Actually, both Nick and Trudy were hired by JCN. / Fooker: Wow...are they at the same location? / Dwayne: Don't know. Why? / Fooker: Um,...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 24, 2002 [[On the prison transport bus.]] / Prison Officer 1: Hey... Quiet down... What's going on back there? / Scorpion: It's Kimble, man... He's like, sick. He's gonna harf, man... / Kimble: BLUACK! / Scorpion: He DID harf. Sheesh, man... / [[Prison Officer 2 readies a shotgun.]] / Prison Officer 1: Cover...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 25, 2002 [[Kimble slashing Guard with Mustache's neck with a knife]] / Guard: NGLK! / [[Second guard attempts to shoot Kimble with a shotgun, except Kimble uses Guard with Mustache as a human shield. Second Guard shoots mustache guard instead.]] / <> / [[Kimble lowers Guard with Mustache and throws the...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, April 26, 2002 [[Second Guard with knife in forehead falls backwards into the bus driver]] / Bus driver: OOF! / [[Bus is seen swerving diagonally across the road]] / <> / [[Fooker and Dwayne are tossed around the interior of the bus. Fooker smashes into the side of the bus.]] / <> / [[Dwayne falls sideways...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 27, 2002 [[The wrecked bus tumbles down the hillside.]] / [[The bus rolls over bushes and other trees near train tracks.]] / [[The smoking bus comes to rest on the train tracks.]] / [[Dwayne approaches Fooker.]] / Dwayne: Fooker... Are you okay? / Fooker (weakly): That was a fun ride. Let's try it with seat...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 28, 2002 [[The bus has crashed and the bus driver staggers to his feet]] / Bus driver: Aw, man... ow... / Fooker: Dwayne? You-- / Dwayne [[eyes widen]]: Shh...What's that noise? / <> / Dwayne: We landed on the railroad tracks down by the river! That horn... there must be a train coming! / Fooker: We...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 29, 2002 [[Dwayne goes for the keys]] / Fooker: Dwayne! You're Free! / Dwayne: I'm already on it! / <> / [[Dwayne undoes Fooker's handcuffs]] / Dwayne: We have to free the others! / Fooker: I don't think we have the time! / Dwayne: You check. I'll get started! / [[Fooker peeks out the top of the bus]] / Fooker:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 30, 2002 [[Fooker starts to climb on a seat while Dwayne tends to one of the passengers. The train is still honking]] / Fooker: Dwayne! We have to get out! Now! / Dwayne: Everyone else is dead, except this guy! / <> / [[Fooker climbs through the emergency exit while Dwayne holds the other prisoner]] / Fooker:...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 1, 2002 [[Fooker and Dwayne, who is holding Trent, look horrified.]] / Fooker: JUMP! / <> / [[They jump as the train plows the bus along the tracks.]] / [[They tumble down the slope as the bus burst into flames.]]
GPF Archive: Thursday, May 2, 2002 [[Dwayne helps Fooker up]] / Dwayne: Fooker... are you all right? / Fooker:Yeah... where's the other guy? / [[Trent punches Fooker in the face]] / Prisoner: Right here / [[Dwayne looks angry as Fooker is on the ground]] / Dwayne: What's the big idea? He just helped save your life! / Trent: Don't worry... / [[The...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 3, 2002 [[Fooker rubs his jaw]] / Fooker: Trent... / Dwayne: You KNOW this guy? / Fooker: He's the guy who "framed" Trudy for the safe droppings two years ago. / [[Trent grins]] / Trent: I heard about your little trial, Fooker. Thanks for springing me from that bus. I have lots of plans for revenge to carry out,...
GPF Archive: Saturday, May 4, 2002 [[Fooker is holding Dwayne and Trent apart]] / Fooker: Break it up, both of you! The cops will be here any minute. / Dwayne: Then we need to wait until they arrive. / Trent: Are you INSANE? Do you want to go back to jail THAT badly? / [[Fooker puts his hand on Dwayne's shoulder / Fooker: I know you're...
GPF Archive: Sunday, May 5, 2002 [[Sam Lestrade arrives with some other law enforcement officials near where the bus came to rest]] / Man with mustache: Hot dang, Sam... sure pulled a Casey Jones here. / Sam Lestrade: Who's in charge here? / Cop: Sheriff Williams, over there. / [[The bus drier is speaking with the Sheriff]] / Bus Driver:...
 

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